Bangkok Reports

[ErsatzJulian]

Huh? Picky? Perhaps, but my dude, Billboard was awful that night. Fat, old, out of shape, ugly faces, amazingly poor plastic surgery, baby damage, it was just terrible. And I won't even go into skin blemishes, bad tats, and skin tone. Saw one gal with a nice face, but could not see the body and one gal dancing who had a nice body but when the carousel came around had the face of a she-goat with a grill like a 56 Buick.

I agree with Goat. I was in Billboard a few weeks ago, and most of the gals working there weren't pretty.

[PilotPete]

Say your brother now has an uncurable cancer. What's a budget range for our debauchery if do it with class? The party will need to brought to our rooms. I want to make this happen. Suggestions welcome.

[Francesco24]

In the last few days I visited many Gogos in Nana and Cowboy. I guess the difference in number of girls depends also on the day I went (weekend vs weekday etc).

Crazy House: many girls (naked) with average / bad looks. 180 b for a drink. Was quite full compared to other places.

Suzie Wong & Long Gun: not many girls and not many customers but a few better looking girls.

Whisky something (Nana): no naked girls but a bit better looking / slimmer than average. Promo 100 b for beer.

Random (the one next to Whisky): one night had many girls in bikini and overall good quality. Another night there was just a overweight lady on stage.

Lollipop: many girls (not naked) with decent looks.

[Francesco24]

Not all of us need to skin it with a gal and are perfectly happy to use a condom for intercourse. If you don't think your options are limited if that is your requirement, then you are kidding yourself. It's probably much easier to get a gal the likes of what I saw in Billboard to agree to bareback sex than it is a real looker. Why? Because the real lookers don't have to. If you didn't need it raw I could suggest some amazing looking gals that perform like champs, but unfortunately none of them are going to let you go sans bone bag.

You can suggest one of them to me. I don't need it raw XD.

[EihTooms]

Huh? Picky? Perhaps, but my dude, Billboard was awful that night. Fat, old, out of shape, ugly faces, amazingly poor plastic surgery, baby damage, it was just terrible. And I won't even go into skin blemishes, bad tats, and skin tone. Saw one gal with a nice face, but could not see the body and one gal dancing who had a nice body but when the carousel came around had the face of a she-goat with a grill like a 56 Buick.

Billboard was the best of the bunch pre-Covid and often had at least a few lookers, but even then I had a preference for the oilies who tended to employ fairer gals.

The online gals are overall way better looking that what I saw at Billboard that night, that is if you have spent time to weed through the chaff, read the Telegram groups, and view the pictures the local punters share. The gals in Billboard were not even in the same category my man..

I don't recall you judging the lineup talent in any Nana go-go bar being much better than "absolutely horrible" compared to some decades ago or compared to what you have seen elsewhere. Even here you can only concede that, yes, the go-go bar that was generally considered to have the best lineups only "often had at least a few lookers" during normal times.

I didn't even say Billboard was packed with lookers Saturday night the quality of which I have never seen or anything of the kind. LOL.

I only said it was as packed with hot girls and customers as I have seen. That would be comparing it to any given night before March 2020, a night when the lineup would scarcely have impressed you any more than it did last Saturday night.

So my message to anyone was, in effect, if you thought Billboard's lineup during most normal times was "absolutely horrible" with, at best, "often a few lookers" then Saturday night would have felt no different to you than if it was a Saturday night in February 2020.

I have to reject the idea that there were not even a "few lookers" in there Saturday during the hour or less I was there compared to what one would have seen in Billboard or most other Nana go-go bars during normal times. There were just too many girls on the stage, in the tub, sitting in the dark stands with customers, coming and going in and out of the toilet and locker area to judge each and every one that way.

I know they were not all too horribly ugly except for perhaps one borderline case for the vast majority of punters to feel quite happy to fuck, covered or not, or get fully blown by for the money, same as during normal times.

[Goatscrot]

If "absolutely horrific" would be your assessment of the looks of all or most of the girls I saw on stage and in the tub without a customer but presumably open to being called down by one during the hour I was there, Goatscrot, then you have a much, much, much higher standard for P4P girl looks than I have and any experienced monger I have ever met in my 50 years of mongering.

While that might be so, I must say I have not seen photos of girls in fiwfans or any of the other supposedly "stunner" booking sites that, minus the expected photo doctoring, would represent a notably better line up than several of the girls I saw live and in the flesh that night.

And I am pretty sure that based on what I have read and heard re fiwfans and the like all those other experienced mongers I've known and I would have a much better chance of enjoying BBFS+CIP Real Sex on a first session with girls in the Billboard line up I saw who would match or surpass the looks of girls on fiwfans who might grudgingly allow one bareback stroke and out after jumping through hoops to repeat with her 3-4 times.

So there is that.

Huh? Picky? Perhaps, but my dude, Billboard was awful that night. Fat, old, out of shape, ugly faces, amazingly poor plastic surgery, baby damage, it was just terrible. And I won't even go into skin blemishes, bad tats, and skin tone. Saw one gal with a nice face, but could not see the body and one gal dancing who had a nice body but when the carousel came around had the face of a she-goat with a grill like a 56 Buick.

Billboard was the best of the bunch pre-Covid and often had at least a few lookers, but even then I had a preference for the oilies who tended to employ fairer gals.

The online gals are overall way better looking that what I saw at Billboard that night, that is if you have spent time to weed through the chaff, read the Telegram groups, and view the pictures the local punters share. The gals in Billboard were not even in the same category my man.

Not all of us need to skin it with a gal and are perfectly happy to use a condom for intercourse. If you don't think your options are limited if that is your requirement, then you are kidding yourself. It's probably much easier to get a gal the likes of what I saw in Billboard to agree to bareback sex than it is a real looker. Why? Because the real lookers don't have to. If you didn't need it raw I could suggest some amazing looking gals that perform like champs, but unfortunately none of them are going to let you go sans bone bag.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Thank you for your honest on the scene report. I would like to return to Thailand and I have a couple of girls continually asking me when I am going to return, but the truth is I am not willing to return until I hear things are back up to at least 90% of what they were pre-covid. Which begs the question; why aren't they? What is holding back the girls from returning to BKK & Pat? There is good money to be made in them there Go Go's and soapy massage parlors. I would have thought that quality girls would have returned by now. Which begs the 2nd question: will LOS ever return to its former red light glory days?

It's a good thing I have found a new home away from home in SA where the girls are smokin' hot and the sex is amazing.

What's holding the girls back you ask?

Firstly there is a fraction of the previous punters / visitors.

Secondly, the places aren't still legally open, or open in volume *soapies, gogos".

Thirdly, they are making good money elsewhere, think online, OF, Chaturbate, etc.

And lastly, they are working elsewhere that is more open, Phuket pretty much for many.

Most of these girls are sex-nomads, they go where the work, action, and customers are.

Online, Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket.

[HorseTrader]

Great Report. I am coming to BKK late May as well. Just checking if Thai Friendly is worth joining. Their free service is too restrictive. Thinking of taking a one month subscription.

Yes, it's well worth the money. I didn't use it for my February-April trip, but it was great on previous trips (Bangkok, Samui, Phuket). Also recommend bringing a laptop as it is much easier than a smartphone. At a minimum, bring a tablet computer.

[Axel Heyst]

I had the misfortune of being in Billboard Saturday night myself. Yes there were a lot of dudes, however, the ratio of men to women was terrible, and the talent level was absolutely horrific. Spent about 30 or so minutes in there and saw one girl that I would consider.

Thank you for your honest on the scene report. I would like to return to Thailand and I have a couple of girls continually asking me when I am going to return, but the truth is I am not willing to return until I hear things are back up to at least 90% of what they were pre-covid. Which begs the question; why aren't they? What is holding back the girls from returning to BKK & Pat? There is good money to be made in them there Go Go's and soapy massage parlors. I would have thought that quality girls would have returned by now. Which begs the 2nd question: will LOS ever return to its former red light glory days?

It's a good thing I have found a new home away from home in SA where the girls are smokin' hot and the sex is amazing.

[Downandup]

I had the misfortune of being in Billboard Saturday night myself. Yes there were a lot of dudes, however, the ratio of men to women was terrible, and the talent level was absolutely horrific. Spent about 30 or so minutes in there and saw one girl that I would consider.

That sounds bad, thankfully I have a long list of freelancers from ThaiFriendly to work with and I'll see how things are in three weeks, it should be better than at Christmas when so much was closed.

[SexIsLove]

So I am all set to land on May 16th at BKK for two weeks stay but I am having second thoughts to cancel my trip. Hotel reservations and Thailand pass all done and good. Question is how are things in Bangkok wrt to nightlife specifically nightclubs (Mixx, Levels, Insanity etc.), Thermae, Grand Hyatt Erwan night bar, and the usual go-go bars at Nana and Soi. Pre-covid my visits would typically entail foot / thai massages, maybe the odd visit to a BJ bar during the day and evenings would be Thermae, sometimes go-go bars for shorttime company and then the nightclubs in that order unless I had found someone good enough for long time in the former venues.

Have things opened up enough for this kind of action now? Thanks.

Thanks for all the response. I have canceled my current visit and will reconsider again in September. Have a great time folks wherever you are!

[Gary Hummer]

Set up a date with a TF girl. We agreed on DFK and BBBJ; BBFS was not available at any price. I nodded off to sleep about 20 minutes after she was supposed to show and an hour later awoke to see a text from her "you sleeping" "I go drinking with girlfriends."

So I go to one of the massage places on Soi 33. Mamasan is drop dead gorgeous but refuses to go with me. I say, find me a lady who does BJ with no condom. 3 of 6 girls raise their hands and I choose the one whose hand is up first (I like enthusiasm). To my surprise, the room has a jacuzzi and she bathes me, blows me, dries me off, oils herself up, slides my back and then my front and gives an excellent BBBJ. She refuses more money for BBFS but does a great ride. I finish on top and she showers me. All for 2400 baht.

This morning, another TF girl who advertises "massage" shows up at 8:45 am (15 minute early). We shower and she shyly kisses me, let's me finger her until she is wet and climbs on top. No mention of a condom. I manage to pull out just before the event and spray my sheets. More BBBJ and a shower and she is off. Wow! A great start to a work week for me!

Great Report. I am coming to BKK late May as well. Just checking if Thai Friendly is worth joining. Their free service is too restrictive. Thinking of taking a one month subscription.

[EihTooms]

I had the misfortune of being in Billboard Saturday night myself. Yes there were a lot of dudes, however, the ratio of men to women was terrible, and the talent level was absolutely horrific. Spent about 30 or so minutes in there and saw one girl that I would consider.

If "absolutely horrific" would be your assessment of the looks of all or most of the girls I saw on stage and in the tub without a customer but presumably open to being called down by one during the hour I was there, Goatscrot, then you have a much, much, much higher standard for P4P girl looks than I have and any experienced monger I have ever met in my 50 years of mongering.

While that might be so, I must say I have not seen photos of girls in fiwfans or any of the other supposedly "stunner" booking sites that, minus the expected photo doctoring, would represent a notably better line up than several of the girls I saw live and in the flesh that night.

And I am pretty sure that based on what I have read and heard re fiwfans and the like all those other experienced mongers I've known and I would have a much better chance of enjoying BBFS+CIP Real Sex on a first session with girls in the Billboard line up I saw who would match or surpass the looks of girls on fiwfans who might grudgingly allow one bareback stroke and out after jumping through hoops to repeat with her 3-4 times.

So there is that.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

This is sad to hear. Especially for me, as I have the opportunity to travel for the next month unlike anytime in the last 10 years. From all I've read, BKK would be the best option for my Asian preferences, and other vanilla tourist destinations in the region. I was also considering the Phils, but I'm told to expect even less culturally. So, question for the board: should I make it BKK with low expectations, or try another destination you recommend? Thanks in advance.

I would still go to Thailand.

And still see Bangkok, but with lower expectations.

As an alternative visit Phuket which is very alive.

Or split your time between Bangkok and Phuket.

[Goatscrot]

I can say for sure Levels and Insanity are still closed as of this writing. Thermae is open but attendance by girls is running about 20-25% normal times because attendance by customers is running about the same.

Don't know about the other places you specifically mentioned.

Some Nana go-go bars are open, most beer bars are open except for the Soi 7 group of bars. But more are open on Soi 11 than pre-Covid.

Many of the more famous BJ Bars are open but with providers greatly reduced in number and looks quality.

Massage shops of the kind you described are open everywhere.

With a minimum of effort you can definitely get sex and blowjobs here any day or night at rates similar to or a bit less than during normal times. Your selection options will be less but so will your punter competition.

As far as the looks of the girls and quality of service you will encounter in these post-Covid times, that is going to vary wildly hour to hour, location by location. No way for anyone to predict with any reliability. The 20 best girls in the city could all decide to accept a month on some dude's yacht the day you arrive or the 50 best girls in the provinces might have just arrived hungry and broke the day you arrive and half of them started working in the little hole-in-the-wall beer bar next to your hotel.

I will say this; I was in Billboard go-go bar in Nana Plaza last Saturday night and it was as packed with hot girls and partying customers as I have ever seen. I didn't call down a girl or interact with one because I didn't get a return smile or welcome vibe from any of the ones I was attracted to for the hour or so I was there. Therefore, I have no idea how good any of them are at their job other than being good at ignoring me. LOL.

I had the misfortune of being in Billboard Saturday night myself. Yes there were a lot of dudes, however, the ratio of men to women was terrible, and the talent level was absolutely horrific. Spent about 30 or so minutes in there and saw one girl that I would consider.