Bangkok Reports

[Nyezhov]

Alert: I tried to Bar find a hottie in billboard, and The mamasan Wanted the girls fee which was quoted as 4,000. I have no problem with the amount but I don't pay the massage before hand. This requires further investigation.

Don't waste your time with number 401 in rainbow, a short little cutie, she asked for 6,000.

[Horatio]

Somehow it boggles my mind that folks come all the way over here to scrimp.

Head over to Yaowarat, you will pay $30 plus for a fab seafood dinner, do you want to miss that on your vacation? Hotel Buffets: get the Eatigo app, cost you 2000 baht to gorge on fabulous food. Why limit yourself? You want to live like a poor Thai?
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Yea, none of that appeals to me at all. I gave prices and said in the same post that it was on the cheaper side of prices and the questioner might want to spend a lot more and that most people do. Everyone knows that a person with a cheap budget could spend more and get better. No one should have read my post and thought that $10 a day was the limit they could spend and nothing better was available for ten times the money.

If people want to come to thailand and live like one week millionaires that's they're business and I hope they have fun doing so. But a person doesn't have to.

What would you budget overall for a 10 day stay if you're spending $50 a day on food? And if you were asking the question would you appreciate more than one view?

[Bunky]

Summary: Billboard is probably the best right now, although Rainbow 5 gives it competition. Thermae has been mediocre over the past week or so. Unless you want a monster gobbling your Johnson, the BJ bars aren't the place to go. Lolitas is closed.

Great to hear the sawbones gave you clearance for a night on the town. Loved the recap and your trenchant critique of the ground truth. Always fun to read your reports.

Bunky

[Nyezhov]

Yep, if you're regularly eating western food in LOS, then hey that's your preference. But Thai food is tastier and three meals and coffee can easily be done for $10 a day. T21 food court or any food courts at malls or Lotus's etc work wonders.

$10 a day? Really? 350 baht?

Breakfast: Pad Krapow Moo or fried rice with a Cola 100 B.

Lunch: Gai Yang and SomTum with a Cole 100 B.

Dinner: Pad Thai with a Coke 100 B.

You have 50 baht letf for dessert.

Somehow it boggles my mind that folks come all the way over here to scrimp.

Head over to Yaowarat, you will pay $30 plus for a fab seafood dinner, do you want to miss that on your vacation? Hotel Buffets: get the Eatigo app, cost you 2000 baht to gorge on fabulous food. Why limit yourself? You want to live like a poor Thai?

Hell MK Restaurant in a mall will cost you $10.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a food snob, Ill eat everywhere and anywhere, and give me a plastic bag full of grilled chicken bones and sticky rice as a snack and Ill nomnom away, but don't you want to have stuff like Fried Fish or Chicken, Crab Fried Rice, Crab, River Shrimp, Shrimp Baked in Glass Noodle, Tom Yum. And all the Japanese food everywhere; do you want to avoid that for a $10 rice limit like a backpacker?

If you want to save money, go to Thai food Courts. Avoid the ones in T21 or Siam or Central World or Emquartier, avoid places like Foodland that are essentially tourist taste food and overpriced, find the ones where the Thais are at. If you have to go to a Food Court and don't mind the $$ hit, I like the one in Siam.

[Nyezhov]

Cheers, I can't find info on hotels that charge hourly and where they don't ask any questions beyond what's necessary.

From my last visit I know the two hotels right next to each other in that dead-end side street in Nana Plaza soi where the FLs will usually take you to. As far as I'm concerned they are both alright but I'm curious if you have further suggestions for Bangkok. Especially ones not located in the center of a red light district.

Let the girls guide you. All the short time places are in the Red Light District, why else would you need short time. Taking a nap at what Pho?

[ChrisCross123]

Cheers, I can't find info on hotels that charge hourly and where they don't ask any questions beyond what's necessary.

From my last visit I know the two hotels right next to each other in that dead-end side street in Nana Plaza soi where the FLs will usually take you to. As far as I'm concerned they are both alright but I'm curious if you have further suggestions for Bangkok. Especially ones not located in the center of a red light district.

[11Bravo]

Getting social media contacts for Thai ladies is critical, if you want to see them again.

Just don't send them messages after you go home. Not much irks bargirls more than a string of messages from a lonely guy back home.

Never a string of messages, just a Happy New Year, Sonkron, 1 more. One will send me a picture of her latest trip, another of the Thai meal she's cooked, another maybe the latest hair style. Just a ping both directions.

[Nyezhov]

I had a Cardiology appointment at BNH Hospital (fabulous Cardiologists there, highly recommended) and got out at like 4:30, found an alley and whacked down some fab hashish mixed with some lovely smoke from Happy Cannibis in Bang Pho, then did my mental and physical gymnastics to find some food. Because the Docs told me I'm still alive, I decided to hang out instead of just hitting the MRT.

BTW, this was my first time down in Silom since March and I was saddened to see that many of the food vendors have been chased away now that the construction on the corner of Soi Convent is finished. Time marches on. Nice little plaza there now, places to sit and discreetly hit the pipe and watch the tourists. Heavy gay presence of course, the whole area is basically the gay and Japanese fun district.

But I digress and I decided I wanted some Pad Krapow Moo. The best in town IMHO is made by an Auntie over at the Bang Rak Food Court so I hopped the train and headed over.

Closed. The whole Court is being renovated. It will be back open in 2? Months. Hope she comes back. Wandered around in my stoner mode and then grabbed some dry Duck Noodles over at Pracha Roasted duck. Now, belly full, its only like 6 pm, grab the boat home or?

Wander down the street to the BTS, find a new weed shop off Charoen Krung (its on the little street right before the BTS) called Hamilton and Friends, great Animal Runtz, really cool chatchkes and bongs, run by a cool American dude and his Thai partner, they have a bar and coffee and a smoke room, well worth a stop if you are down there and definately worth it if you are a serious stoner and don't want to pay Suk area prices.

Well now I've missed the boat and Nana opens in an hour, so wander over there. I'm reaching my limit of ambulation (I'm already on 6 miles) so I try to mentally plan my penis relief strategy.

Billboard: by the time the second shift comes on, the place is pack with lovelies. Something for everyone. Tatooed MILFs with roboboobs, slinkies, zoftig milk beasts, fab line up. As my siatica was starting to scream I tipped the couple I am eyeing and took off. No sense springing the 5 or 6 K you end up spending when you arent physically ready.

Went down to Rainbow 5. Lots of talent there. But, my body is rebelling. Walk 5 minutes, sit 5 minutes, you old guys know the drill. If anyone cares about what my style of **** looks like, check out number 99.

Twister: Meh. Lollipops: Meh. Hey Yezhov how about a BJ? Great idea, but what about Thermae? OK.

Schoolgirl in front of Stumble Inn. So wierd, she has a creepy side eye.

Soi 7/1: One youngy at Majic Table, but she had fangs. Not on my pecker, bye. Wood Bar: Recoil in horror. Even with the sciatica I run back to Suk. The ladyboys at the top of the Soi looked better than any of the drain gang down there.

I'm hurting bad now. Still I stride (or stumble) on. Thermae: The Boss is there so I get to chat. Its filled with newbies and you can see that they are wondering who is this gnarly looking dude getting greeted by the staff. Do the circuit, say a few His, a few winks, mediocre talent IMHO.

All right, last chance. BJ. As Wood Bar made me gag (in the vomit way) and I have to be on the even number side to get a Grab, so across the bridge and off to Lolitas.

Lolitas is closed. Government sign in Thai on the door. OK: Kasolong? As bad as Wood Bar! Now what?

Easy. Go home. When you live here, tomorrow is another day.

Summary: Billboard is probably the best right now, although Rainbo 5 gives it competition. Thermae has been mediocre over the past week or so. Unless you want a monster gobbling your johnson, the BJ bars arent the place to go. Lolitas is closed.

[CaliGuy33]

I don't eat burgers and fries in thailand. Amber sukhumvit 88 is clean and is less than $35. It's in On Nut but I'm reasonably sure it isn't the only clean hotel for that price in Thailand.

When did this forum turn into a shitting on other people's comments type forum?

Yep, if you're regularly eating western food in LOS, then hey that's your preference. But Thai food is tastier and three meals and coffee can easily be done for $10 a day. T21 food court or any food courts at malls or Lotus's etc work wonders.

[Horatio]

I don't eat burgers and fries in thailand. Amber sukhumvit 88 is clean and is less than $35. It's in On Nut but I'm reasonably sure it isn't the only clean hotel for that price in Thailand.

When did this forum turn into a shitting on other people's comments type forum?

You can't get a a good burger fries and a beer for $10. And a hotel for $35? 555.

Spicy ShackMeister.

$9. 89 660 - 880 Cal.

[Explorer8939]

Called a shop to see if a certain girl was working there. She wasn't, not unexpected since my previous ping had gone unread for several months. But I figured a last Hail Mary couldn't hurt, so fired off a message. And sometimes, just sometimes, that Hail Mary IS caught for a touchdown. (Note to self. Get some stronger reading glasses. Line's "read" notice's type is getting smaller and smaller.) She had read the previous message, and now this one, having just returned to BKK. She was able to meet privately. No-brainer.

Attractive, white skin, no tats. Rack is enhanced, which I DON'T like, but, for her, I make the exception. Nice hips, no hoopage. Healthy, and healthy is NOT a euphemism for fat. She's got some feminine curves, even if some are artificial. She's not a javelin. She speaks and understands English fairly well, and one of her best qualities is her wit; she definitely can banter. If she needs to, quick dictation into her phone to translate her witty comeback. Currently pondering her next place of employment; no doubt a shop popular with Asians.

But her description is NOT the point of this post. The moral of THIS story is to have Line on YOUR phone (WeChat elsewhere), so you can get her contact info for YOUR worthy ones. Makes finding her again EASY. This trip, batting 800.

Getting social media contacts for Thai ladies is critical, if you want to see them again.

Just don't send them messages after you go home. Not much irks bargirls more than a string of messages from a lonely guy back home.

[TConor]

In USD $ $30 to $35 a day for a clean but cheapish hotel, under $10 a day for food, and $150 for a overnight threesome from a beer bar with average looking women. Maybe $10 a day for misc. Maybe $15 a day for drinks and lady drinks.

All that is on the lowish end of prices. It's way easy to spend a lot more and you might want to. I think many if not most here would spend quite a bit more.

EDITED TO ADD: I thought I was in the pattaya thread. I don't know how this would fare in Bangkok.

You can't get a a good burger fries and a beer for $10. And a hotel for $35? 555.

Spicy ShackMeister.

$9.89 • 660 - 880 Cal.

[11Bravo]

Called a shop to see if a certain girl was working there. She wasn't, not unexpected since my previous ping had gone unread for several months. But I figured a last Hail Mary couldn't hurt, so fired off a message. And sometimes, just sometimes, that Hail Mary IS caught for a touchdown. (Note to self. Get some stronger reading glasses. Line's "read" notice's type is getting smaller and smaller.) She had read the previous message, and now this one, having just returned to BKK. She was able to meet privately. No-brainer.

Attractive, white skin, no tats. Rack is enhanced, which I DON'T like, but, for her, I make the exception. Nice hips, no hoopage. Healthy, and healthy is NOT a euphemism for fat. She's got some feminine curves, even if some are artificial. She's not a javelin. She speaks and understands English fairly well, and one of her best qualities is her wit; she definitely can banter. If she needs to, quick dictation into her phone to translate her witty comeback. Currently pondering her next place of employment; no doubt a shop popular with Asians.

But her description is NOT the point of this post. The moral of THIS story is to have Line on YOUR phone (WeChat elsewhere), so you can get her contact info for YOUR worthy ones. Makes finding her again EASY. This trip, batting 800.

[NewImage]

Folks what would be the rough cost for a ten day trip including a couple of hookups and threesomes with some freelancers?

Step 1 - work out what you are comfortable spending for your mongering activities for the whole trip, just the play side.

Step 2. Work out roughly how many sessions / nights you intend to party (Always allow for recovery nights on longer trips).

Step 3. Divide your mongering budget by nights partying.

Obviously you need an idea of prices. Doubt whether you could get 2 FL girls in threesome for 1000 each on Suk Rd, but not an expert.

I budget 1 session a night. Approx spend 5000 - FL ers come down to 2500/3000, bar girls might go up to 6000.

The thing is not to stress too much about the $ side within reason. I always underspend. How many times will you be in Thailand this year, don't scrimp on fun.

YVMD.

NI.

[TheGood]

Visiting Bangkok, planning for hpv vaccine but concern about side effects.

Anyone can share their experience with Hpv vaccine? Is it safe to take?