Bangkok Reports

[AmPervert]

Anyone know of any pregnant or lactating providers in BKK? Bucket list thing.

[AmPervert]

Awesome reports. Thanks for taking the time. I am going to try out some of your places over the next month.

By this point I've been in Bangkok for over 2 weeks, took some time off from the hobbying to recover. There's no way having*the wonder pill in my system everyday for 2 weeks plus alcohol plus my old man medications can be healthy. Feeling ok, plenty of good food and a metric ton of tourism out of the way, I bravely plowed on with the sex for hobbying day 12.....

[AmPervert]

Happen to be on this side of this of the planet so will spend the whole of next week only in Bangkok (no Pattaya, Phuket, Chiang Mai.) Hope I don't have to wear those masks anymore anywhere anytime while I'm there.

Anyone have intel in the club scene. Levels / Mixx / Insanity / Sugar / bobo. Although I do some gogos & Thermae & massage etc club scene is my favorite.

When in Rome, be respectful of the Romans. Wear a mask especially in any enclosed situations. Trains, stores. Etc.

[Dikembe50]

I often have conversations with girls by texting them or using Line. I often try to use Google Translate to explain what I am looking for. However, there are several words / phrases that Google translate does not correctly translate. Here are some of them. Does anybody here know the Thai equivalent of these words / phrases?

Hand job.

Blow job.

Horny.

Hard on.

Cameltoe.

Rimming.

Thanks in advance.

[DessCouple]

Guys,

So I am planning a BKK trip for 3 days and wifey is willing to for a threesome. I know I am lucky!

I would prefer if we get a lesbian / Bi girl so she is really into it for the night. Any recommendations for such a girl? Cost ain't no factor.

Second during the day I want her to get a soapy together with me IE 2 girls + we 2 in soapy action w / without sex. I heard some places have couple massage but just curious to know if a shy wife would feel comfortable In such lobbies? Anyone with experience can share?

Mainly looking for a super cutie bi / lesbo for the first night.

[CaliGuy33]

The Huai Kwang soapies*are fine, but I'm more about the massage / sex joints around the areas of Phrom Phong, Sukhumvit, Thonglor, etc. For me it's more about the convenience of them being all clustered*in more or less one area, and also value for money. The fancier soapies in the Huai Kwang area are definitely pricier. You're paying more for the ambience really. The mamasan's will rush you to choose just the same. If you're curious I'd give LaBelle a try, maybe Maria Hotel. But it's tough to say dude, you get all kinds of girls in all these different places. It's not really about the place per se, it's more if you luck out with finding a really nice girl. I'm up to day 12 in my reports, and you'll notice when I did find a really nice girl, I repeated that place specifically for that girl, all the other girls could just be meh, or even better. I'd say try them all dude. Happy hobbying!

You seem like an expert at this point on soapies in Sukhumvit / Phrom Phong. In your estimation, if a punter only had time to go to one soapie in this area, which would you recommend?

[Sonic Bam]

Relax Room: Thanks to a japanese forum, I found this place that from the outside looks like a legit place, or at least legit in that only a HJ might be had. If you walked by and saw the sign, you'd never guess that it was a fuck joint.

I was curious where this place is and it looks like it is what was Thonglor 2 from a few years ago. I loved that place and happy to see it is open again with the previous good service. I'll need to check it out on my net visit.

Great posts, Newton York!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Relax Room: Thanks to a japanese forum, I found this place that from the outside looks like a legit place

Where is Relax Room?

Is there a better name for it as I can't find any google reference for it.

[SexIsLove]

Mask not mandatory anywhere I've been but the majority of people are wearing especially in crowded areas. Most Westerners go without but anyone Thai or Asian is masked up.

Stuck my head in Mixx last week but I wasn't really impressed so left. Club scene is not my thing though probably wrong person to report on it.

Okay thanks. Will give the clubs a shot. Already have a couple of my long term favs from pre covid times lined up. Working on a few from TF as well. Will be interesting to visit again, the last time was Feb 2020.

[Vendelo]

They do definitely worry about whether you believe them or not, hence the photos, I got sent Line photos showing me when she was in the hospital with her mom. Her story is sad in a general sense, brother works construction, mom is sick, niece is still very young, they rent a house just outside Bangkok, she's the main financial provider for the family, etc. By Thai standards, and even by South East Asian standards, the photos of her home ain't half bad. Pretty decent actually, but not that great by our standards. The fact that she's the main breadwinner, and that's her life basically, is sad in the sense that she didn't choose this for herself. Yes, it's true, none of us chose to be born, but most of us have some degree of autonomy after or before some time, but being a girl in Thailand, somehow their culture says she has to take care of everybody her entire life. It's pretty factual that in Thailand, somehow it's the daughter's responsibility to take care of mom and dad. And most of the folks back in the villages know what their daughters have to do to send them money, etc. But they don't say anything cause they need the cash, it's an open secret. It's a rough life for most of them, let's all be honest here, nobody chooses to be a prostitute unless they have better options. Again though, all that being said, best to believe how much you want, tip them for good service, keep in touch if you want, but don't fall in love, and don't ever send them money after the fact. Many people's lives are terrible, we empathise, but there's only so much cash to go around. Hell, I didn't ask to be born to my shitty life. It's not so much I wish I was dead, more like I wish I was never born. With how tough I have it, when I see what those girls go through, guys like us that they have to service, you got to hand it to them, they are tough. Much stronger and more determined than any of us. I admire them for their tenacity, their resolve, the Asian work ethic. It puts us all in the west to shame.

Thanks for taking the time to reply and tell the story of the girl you saw.

Happy mongering!

[Newton York]

I'm visiting Bangkok later in the month and wonder which soapies you would recomend?

The Huai Kwang soapies*are fine, but I'm more about the massage / sex joints around the areas of Phrom Phong, Sukhumvit, Thonglor, etc. For me it's more about the convenience of them being all clustered*in more or less one area, and also value for money. The fancier soapies in the Huai Kwang area are definitely pricier. You're paying more for the ambience really. The mamasan's will rush you to choose just the same. If you're curious I'd give LaBelle a try, maybe Maria Hotel. But it's tough to say dude, you get all kinds of girls in all these different places. It's not really about the place per se, it's more if you luck out with finding a really nice girl. I'm up to day 12 in my reports, and you'll notice when I did find a really nice girl, I repeated that place specifically for that girl, all the other girls could just be meh, or even better. I'd say try them all dude. Happy hobbying!

[Newton York]

First, thanks so much for the valuable trip reports!

Second, I am very curious about her story. Recently, I had one girl tell me she is working in a bar because her husband killed himself and left her with a one year old baby. The proof was in her Line photos.

Another girl told me she caught Covid and lost her job so she went to Patong to work in a bar.

What was your girl's story?

They do definitely worry about whether you believe them or not, hence the photos, I got sent Line photos showing me when she was in the hospital with her mom. Her story is sad in a general sense, brother works construction, mom is sick, niece is still very young, they rent a house just outside Bangkok, she's the main financial provider for the family, etc. By Thai standards, and even by South East Asian standards, the photos of her home ain't half bad. Pretty decent actually, but not that great by our standards. The fact that she's the main breadwinner, and that's her life basically, is sad in the sense that she didn't choose this for herself. Yes, it's true, none of us chose to be born, but most of us have some degree of autonomy after or before some time, but being a girl in Thailand, somehow their culture says she has to take care of everybody her entire life. It's pretty factual that in Thailand, somehow it's the daughter's responsibility to take care of mom and dad. And most of the folks back in the villages know what their daughters have to do to send them money, etc. But they don't say anything cause they need the cash, it's an open secret. It's a rough life for most of them, let's all be honest here, nobody chooses to be a prostitute unless they have better options. Again though, all that being said, best to believe how much you want, tip them for good service, keep in touch if you want, but don't fall in love, and don't ever send them money after the fact. Many people's lives are terrible, we empathise, but there's only so much cash to go around. Hell, I didn't ask to be born to my shitty life. It's not so much I wish I was dead, more like I wish I was never born. With how tough I have it, when I see what those girls go through, guys like us that they have to service, you got to hand it to them, they are tough. Much stronger and more determined than any of us. I admire them for their tenacity, their resolve, the Asian work ethic. It puts us all in the west to shame.

[Newton York]

By this point I've been in Bangkok for over 2 weeks, took some time off from the hobbying to recover. There's no way having*the wonder pill in my system everyday for 2 weeks plus alcohol plus my old man medications can be healthy. Feeling ok, plenty of good food and a metric ton of tourism out of the way, I bravely plowed on with the sex for hobbying day 12.

Relax Room: Thanks to a japanese forum, I found this place that from the outside looks like a legit place, or at least legit in that only a HJ might be had. If you walked by and saw the sign, you'd never guess that it was a fuck joint. But wouldn't you know it, it's a full on sex joint, again don't do what I did and pick from photos, but holy hell, this girl didn't just match her photos but exceeded it by like a lot. She was stunning! Gorgeous beyond words. I was thinking to myself what a beauty. You know the newest predator movie called Prey? Ok, imagine that girl, but even prettier. Sexier. That's what I'm talking about. Holy hell, she was hot. Yuki was friendly enough, and the massage was good, but it was only CBJ, and this was one of the few times I just didn't cum, but man oh man, was the sex hot. She let me fuck her in so mamy positions, and took it all like a champ, the moans, the sounds she was making, it was sexy as hell, and when I was doing her doggy, she started to touch herself. She was the first one I've banged so far that seemed to actually might be enjoying my dick. Its a nice feeling honestly to be thinking that maybe the girl you're fucking might be having a good time too. Weirdly, though the befoire and after of all that she was kinda of distant and when she turned the light down for the sex, it was so dark, I could barely see her pretty face. But she's easily in the top 5 prettiest fucks I've had on this trip. Also, for what I paid, 90 min, this place was one of the cheapest, easily the best value for money. Hot babe, nice clean environment, great massage. Great sex. A good time was definitely had. I'm appreciating the fact that it's not always about nutting. Thanks to the wonder pill and the fact I can keep it up now, the long fucking sessions, the sweaty hot sex in multiple positions, that's the thing right there. She's proof positive that the prettiest isn't always the best, but that's a lesson we mongers all learn from early on. But damn, still the sex was good even if she wasn't that active in it, she gave off a vibe of wanting to be there when I fucked her. Nice. *.

Paradise Massage: This is the Paradise that's famous for their prostate thing, not the place next to Don Quixote. Had Kae, and she did the prostate thing. Yeah, it was ok. I wanted to know what the fuss was all about. I figred if rimming feels so damn good, then a finger up my ass must be heaven, but maybe I'm not puckered up enough, cause it was kinda uncomfortable. Nice in the beginning, but borderline painful by the end. Did she get to my prostate? I couldn't really tell. She was the oldest I had on this trip, at around mid 30's. Which is still decades younger than me. Ha! Great man mades, and when I fucked her, she really couldn't take it. Says it was a cyst. Overall a good time. Also, easily the grimiest and lousiest place I've been, dingy and all that, but again I ain't here to fuck decor or furniture. *.

Asoke First Class: Where that Japanese forum steered me right when it came to Relax Room, it kinda steered me wrong to this place. Semi legit joint, they make sure you know when the word go that there's no sex, but HJ and BBBJ can be had for a tip. Weird thing is if you're a first timer, the mamasan manager by the name of Meiji is the one that 'interviews' you. So she's friendly enough, good conversation and all, but not very attractive. Still she blew me till I came in her mouth. But for the price, I don't think it was worth it. Now that I've been 'interviewed' and passed, she says I can pick whoever I want next time. And of course on the way out I see this younger prettier thing, and I'm thinking*oh well. An ok time, but won't repeat. *.

Doki Doki: Wanting my dick to be in pussy, I schlepped back to Doki Doki, and would you believe it at even just 9 pm they're closing shop already. What? In Bangkok? Seriously? Anyways, only Nanny is available so I go for it. Now, the receptionist was having a coughing fit, and I'm thinking, well that don't sound too good. Covid? And when Nanny showed up, and we were both in the room, she coughed a little bit too. Oh wait a minute. But fuck it. I'm here to fuck. To hell with covid. She does the slipping sliding thing, again very little rimming when I was hoping for so much more, the sex was good, but it's just so slippery. Friendly enough, not the most attractive, I'd say fuckable. A good time overall. There was this moment when I saw like a red smear on her towel, and I was like 'huh?' She saw me looking at it*and she said it's just lipstick. Ha! Scared myself for no reason. Here's the deal when it comes to hygiene, and maybe this is where Asian girls win over their european counterparts. I'm sure some of you guys out there, if you've done enough girls in the doggy position, you've experienced the 'shit' smell. I've only ever encountered it once, and it was in Sweet Paradise in Prague so very many years ago. I was banging this chick doggy, and the weirdest poop smell showed up, and my first thought was it had to be the toilet in the bathroom since it was just right there, but I soon realized it was the girl herself, cause as soon I flipped her over for mish, the smell went away. Years later, I actually googled this, and whadya know fellas, it actually is a thing! Some girls, whether they know it or not, sometimes have the poop smell show up when you do them doggy, cause their asshole is right there. And it ain't farting either. Sometimes it ain't even about hygiene, it's how the girl herself is built*down there. The same google links and posts I read seem to indicate that for some girls, no matter how much they clean themselves, that poopish scent is there when you doggy them. But in that case in Prague all those years ago, I think the chick didn't wash herself enough. But Asian girls, for the most part, they're always so very clean. Kinda wish they would shave themselves clean down there though, but that's my personal preference. And with all the Asian chicks I've doggied, not once was there ever a case of poop smell by way of doggy. *.

Crazy House: Stopped by this world famous gogo bar in Cowboy, and it was so damn packed, I walked right out. Like packed to the gills. What's going on in there, why is it so popular?*.

[Newton York]

Had the single greatest meal I've ever had in my life. I love this place. Same chicken place I talked about on Day 10. Anyway, for today I thought I'd try something different, or at least experience a different part of town. Stopped by Thaniya and Patpong to see what the fuss is all about. Eh, it's ok. Finally found the world famous Black Pagoda. This is the very same place that was featured on a documentary about prostitution, can't remember the name of the documentary, but it focuses on the lives of prostitutes in Thailand, India and Mexico. And just the fact that the way Black Pagoda is built, a glass bridge between 2 buildings overseeing the whole area, one has to experience it at least once.

Black Pagoda: The girls seemed pretty desperate and I had a beer, bought 2 lady drinks and split. Patpong overall had a sad vibe to it, like it was kinda deserted and the girls themselves were saying that it just ain't like how it used to be. They themselves said most of the action is now in Nana and Cowboy. Met a super nice girl there that I would later see relocate to another gogo, I'm not going to mention names here cause I kinda want to keep her to myself. She'd be a top 5 in Patpong easily, but in Nana, she'd just be another girl. But still, she's number 1 to me. Never got to barfine her because of scheduling conflicts but God knows if I ever got to back, yes, I'm going to definitely fuck the shit out of her.

Kings Castle: This place was weird but in a very good way. The 20 minutes I was there, aside from the initial beer, no one, and I mean no one hassled me. I loved it. Girls were ok looking too. But just the whole area, and the sad vibe kinda turned me off and I left. From Nana to Cowboy to Patpong, this was the one and only gogo bar where the mamasan did not hassle me. I give it 5 stars just for that. Hell, maybe just for that I'd go so far as to say it's the single best gogo bar in all of Bangkok. Kinda wished I tried a girl from there to see what she'd be like and what the nearby short time rooms are like.

Patpong was super quiet but Thaniya was buzzing, felt like Thermae, except outside on the street, all the girls milling about with guys. And bunch more girls on chairs at the side. Having spoken to Rita from Thermae a few days ago when I took her out, she explained to me how Thaniya works since she herself works at one of them karaoke joints. Overall nice area, just not sure how to or if I want to partake since the m. O. Is quite similar anyway. A lot of these girls that straddle the line of pro / no-pro, the fucking itself is just that, just fucking. With the massage girls, there's way more emphasis on service and making you happy.

[EihTooms]

Too many old fart, Karens on here. Linking him the rules? Why not just help the guy out and give him advice?

The most likely reason why not is stated, highlighted and underlined in that brief and direct policy on the subject; Any person violating this rule (regarding no discussion of transgenders, shemales, etc) will be banned immediately.