Bangkok Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Its not the size, its the overall proportions and aesthetic value. Mine, for example, unlike you guys, would be considered by most to be enormous. Yet at the same time it is aestheticly perfect. No babys arm with an apple in it, or an olive on a toothpick! No sea slug! No flacciod loofa that looks like an alien. Especially for my fellows here. No pencil!

Nay. Perfectly shaped, the enourmous shaft tapers and then blooms into a smooth rhomboid of lust! Picture a lighthouse off the coast of Brittany, standing tall and proud. Now reduce that to a mere 12 inchest overall, and picture it proudly protruding from my middle.

Now go back to your silly arguments over millimeters.

What is silly is your stupid cracker jack remark. If so proud and true as indicated POST A PHOTO OF YOUR LIGHTHOUSE! OTHERWISE, IT IS NOTHING BUT HOT AIR KEEP BLOWING MAYBE YOUR DREAM WILL COME TRUE LOL!

[EihTooms]

A few years ago, I brought in a few battery-powered toys in my checked bags. The bags were not inspected upon arrival. So I don't know if a problem would have been encountered. Probably just confiscation. I have seen recently-posted YouTube videos showing table merchants along lower Sukhumvit opening displaying a variety of toys. Leads me to believe things have loosened up. There must be some expats here who can give "today's" availability.

Sam.

I have never bought or used a sex toy in Thailand but my observation as I walk along Sukhumvit past the few table vendors who sell them is they much prefer a low key interaction with customers who do approach them, discouraging picking them up even in their display box to make them more visible to passersby and, presumably, the police.

Surely the police know that stuff is on some tables and are willing to look the other way, ignore it and not bust the vendors for selling it. But if a security camera or interested law and order party witnesses them being made aware of it overtly then they can't ignore it or pretend not to have noticed and will then be compelled to deal with it and shut them down.

This would be my observation as recently as last month or so.

Maybe the law the cops would be enforcing is about embarrassing the kingdom, tarnishing its image and so on and not exactly a specific law in the criminal code regarding sex toys. I don't know since I never researched it. I also don't know if the only issue the cops care about is the toys being on display on tables in public and have no issue with someone having one in their luggage or in the privacy of their room. I don't think I have ever seen or heard of a tourist being hassled and their shopping bag being searched and confiscated because a big plastic dildo was found in it.

Just passing along my observation of how it is treated at the vendor tables; Not all that casually, they don't want to draw the cops' attention to it.

[Nyezhov]

Hate to RAIN on anyone's parade but their are NO 9's in Nana Plaza.

No it's not a beauty in the eye of beholder type of deal.

Has anyone seen a girl who would be hired to be a Thai toothpaste model.

Nuff Said.

Have you ever seen a toothpaste model that wasn't photoshopped?

[Psychman]

Hate to RAIN on anyone's parade but their are NO 9's in Nana Plaza.

No it's not a beauty in the eye of beholder type of deal.

Has anyone seen a girl who would be hired to be a Thai toothpaste model.

Nuff Said.

Except the barbie doll, super light skinned, generic looking Thai girl is a 7 for me. I far prefer darker, broader featured Issan girls. It is a matter of taste, not fact. And THAT is a fact.

[Sawassdee]

A few years ago, I brought in a few battery-powered toys in my checked bags. The bags were not inspected upon arrival. So I don't know if a problem would have been encountered. Probably just confiscation. I have seen recently-posted YouTube videos showing table merchants along lower Sukhumvit opening displaying a variety of toys. Leads me to believe things have loosened up. There must be some expats here who can give "today's" availability.

Sam.

Thank you for the personal experience SamSanuk mak mak. Much appreciated.

[Forty Drinks]

You may be lucky to pick a "model" up from a club but consider why would she go with you when she could have a rich farang boyfriend?

So your only real option is to pay and probably pay a premium. In the Nana clubs there are a few 9's who might be your taste but like I said you'll be digging deep into your pockets.

The other option is the agencies but once again I'm sure you will be paying a heavy price.

In my estimation the girls who look like your pics don't go into the industry and as I said either they are independently wealthy or have a "funded" life by some rich daddy (sugar or otherwise).

Are you willing to pay the premium for a premium product?

NI.

Hate to RAIN on anyone's parade but their are NO 9's in Nana Plaza.

No it's not a beauty in the eye of beholder type of deal.

Has anyone seen a girl who would be hired to be a Thai toothpaste model.

Nuff Said.

[Forty Drinks]

Nana School Girl looked like a Scuba Diver last night.

Googles. ,etc. I was kinda hoping to see her WET Tiddies. She was prepared though. I counted 3 Brassiere s. Impenetrable.

She had what looked like a Dell Computer Call Center employee Hot on her Tail. She looked perturbed,. Maybe the Odor. LOL.

Did she Go with Him. I don't know.

[Sam Sanuk]

Has anyone here ever tried entering Bangkok or Chiang Mai with this type of sex toy before? I've never traveled with one anywhere before and I read Thailand takes sex toys seriously, however they are working to change that. Any knowledgeable assistance from someone who has experience bringing in sex toys would be appreciated.

A few years ago, I brought in a few battery-powered toys in my checked bags. The bags were not inspected upon arrival. So I don't know if a problem would have been encountered. Probably just confiscation. I have seen recently-posted YouTube videos showing table merchants along lower Sukhumvit opening displaying a variety of toys. Leads me to believe things have loosened up. There must be some expats here who can give "today's" availability.

Sam.

[Sawassdee]

Has anyone here ever tried entering Bangkok or Chiang Mai with this type of sex toy before? I've never traveled with one anywhere before and I read Thailand takes sex toys seriously, however they are working to change that. Any knowledgeable assistance from someone who has experience bringing in sex toys would be appreciated.

[FilthyBeaver]

Tons of discussion on this.

Where to find girls in Bangkok that are in their 20's, flat belly, slender / toned arms, no big tatoos or piercings, preferably an east-asian look? I went to massage / nuru parlours and Nana gogo but girls don't look as good. But when I went to clubs, I saw some farangs and Asian tourists accompanied with girls that look like what I'm looking for.

See photo of model as an example for the look I am seeking:

[FilthyBeaver]

"Wherever possible, the team avoided using studies where men had self-reported their penis size. ".

I call BS. So I glean two pieces if info from this report, Cambodians are the biggest liars and honesty and indifference increase as you go down the list.

Just wondering where abouts the average forum members fit on this list? - but as they say, it's not what you've got it's what you do with it that counts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ctive-map.html

[SubCmdr]

Great, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Thanks for all the useless advice and insights. I prefer the beach. You enjoy your traffic, crowds and smog. Bangkok the city did not have a door. So I do not know what you are referring to. Bangkok is a place of business for me. Pattaya is where my fun is at. I will let you know the next time I am in Bangkok, if you actually would like to come out from behind your computer screen.

[Banana Boi]

Where to find hot non-skanky girls?

Where to find girls in Bangkok that are in their 20's, flat belly, slender / toned arms, no big tatoos or piercings, preferably an east-asian look? I went to massage / nuru parlours and Nana gogo but girls don't look as good. But when I went to clubs, I saw some farangs and Asian tourists accompanied with girls that look like what I'm looking for.

Chances are the best looking girls you see are with expats who live here or guys who visit Thailand for a few weeks every couple of months. On my first trip I wondered the same thing as you did when I was struggling to meet the very TOP looking Thai girls. Then when I moved here within months I had quite a few of them and no they weren't bar / massage girls.

If you're only a tourist who visits 2 or 3 times per year, how deep are your pockets? Unless you're young and good looking or can make girls laugh like Adam Sandler you don't stand above any other guys visiting Thailand unless you have deeper pockets.

[Tlito]

OK, there's no need to rub it in.

What the fuck are you talking about.

I just read the thread and English and Us are ok.

I am an Aussie Soi don't care but.

Why are you putting shit on people.

[Tlito]

Hey,

Can you recommend a place, ideally in Phrom Phong or Asoke, that offers a rim job to completion? I'm looking to get rimmed from a girl while she jerks me off at the same time. It might require some kind of seating / table apparatus (see the interesting discussion here about BJ seating arrangements! All advice much appreciated!

Hi Mate.

Go to Annalisa.

Make sure you get Luna or Praew.

Also Pam at Doki is a great Rimmer.