Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

She wants your cock and she DFKs passionately. Yep. I can overlook a lot of other minor flaws for that passionate connection.

I can overlook some flaws, but not too many and not too serious. Passionate ugly girls don't interest me. Fortunately I have some girls with bigger tits, so small tits is okay. I once used to do a Japanese girl all fairly good except for rather poor shaped ass. Surprised me I could overlook that. Can overlook Caesarean scars too if subtle. Train tracks hard to overlook. Deflated sag bag tits are hard to accept for me even I know is natural. Better if the tits are very flat and only slight sag, so not bags.

I listed all Naam's flaws that I noticed to make sure my review is fair and not exaggerated, however she is pretty enough not to struggle to get customers. Many guys were knocked back simply because they could not go to 1300 Baht. Ha ha. Easily worth it for me. Plus 300 Baht for short time Hotel and a tip for great performance. I forgot to mention her pussy was well trimmed very short but not completely clean shaven. Maybe a shave is due.

Pretty girls with bad attitude probably never get repeated, however some girls with lacklustre performance, were so pretty and such a great body, I gave them a 2nd chance, and in some of those cases the girls performed way better the 2nd time, just needing maybe the drinks to be leg openers.

So strange as it may seen, a girl can be non passionate first, but passionate second time. Always a surprise. May-lee at Crazy House was like that. Extremely pretty girl with great body. 2nd time with me was real good, after tequilas, enough to make her a regular, first time lacklustre. Unfortunately she soon left to have a baby, probably wreck her body, and never returned. Too young to be having a baby at 20 YO in my view.

[Steve 9696]

In the room showered together. Her tits were tiny as expected and slightly saggy indicating having a child but fortunately no belly damage was evident. Very avid tongue kisser so that was a good start. Not shy in the slightest and admitted she likes Farang cock. No problem getting her to pop in the prelim DATY. BBBJ was a little average, not bad, but not exceptionally soft and slurpy and only moderate depth. A pass. However BJ is not my main thing. Excellent extended fuck in many positions, seemed happy to do extended cowgirl with her legs doing the work too.

I was very happy and she got her bonus. Immediately added to my repeat list. Naam turned out to be a Bangkok girl, not Isaan. Never seen her on Soi 4 before, but says she might be regular for the near coming period. Obviously needs the money right now.

She wants your cock and she DFKs passionately. Yep. I can overlook a lot of other minor flaws for that passionate connection.

[Paolo99]

Well, most are Isaan girls that have had a lot of surgeries. Don't kid yourself.

Exactly, and that's why they all love these TV reality shows from Korea where we see a very ugly girl becoming kind of "good looking" after having done a lot of surgeries.

By the way all the Essaan girls don't have the same rough look (dark skin with a Essaan recognizable face), I've met plenty that cultivated their skin to become white with and had a cute Chinese or Japanese style.

What amazes me is the number of guys saying that their girls are coming from Chiang Mai. Every time I read this I doubt that more than 10 percent of them are actually coming from Chiang Mai. They say that because they don't want to be categorized as Essaan girls, and because in the Thai culture they often say that their most beautiful girls are coming from Chiang Mai.

And there is a high probability that the girl on that pic might very well be from Essaan also.

[Syzygies]

Was in Rainbow 2. There a lot of highly modified girls with silly hair style, not my thing. Few girls without nose jobs, but some nose jobs looked okay, some not. So we have "dolls", "aliens", No. 46 looked like a LB even if wasn't, one or two old, fat and ugly girls (how did they get to work there? Maybe good Japanese skills LOL) however there were also at least 2 or 3 quite nice looking girls for my taste. Natty got the best looker very quickly. I would describe her as like an Asian version of Danerys Targaryan with really magnificent natural looking tits and face vaguely reminiscent too. A nose job yes but a quite good one (not detracting). I eventually spotted an all natural Issan girl with good body, age 22 probably inexperienced (not good idea), not so white skin and cute small nose. Two schoolgirl like ponytails (one on each side). Obviously a girl more to Farang Spec. Her name was Phorn, don't know the number (I was thinking 22 but that was her age so that must be wrong). By far majority of customers are Asian so this makes it a very risky hunting ground for me.

Bought the girl some drinks maybe one too many, the vibe was reasonably good although not to lovey dovey standard. She was very chatty. A little bit Ding Dong kooky. Mamasan asked me to pay up front for Short Time. I said no, that would be the deal breaker.

She claimed to very hungry. Perhaps this should be a warning sign, so grabbed some food (I paid), even including expensive Durian. Back at my room was having a hard time to get her to get her shorts off, she wanted to see my big hard on. Crazy! There was no hard on as she was playing more like a monkey than sexy style. Finally she tells me she has a period and I even got to see the dark brown blood on the pad. As this indicates very late in the period, no red, I said fine, just go rinse up and we can do it anyway. I will ignore any colour remnants and I have very good gel to prevent chaffing. However she was totally unwilling, so had to kick her out with no money paid. She did not suggest BJ, but I doubt she would be good at it, and had braces. I already wasted enough on BF etc. She lived close by so as short motorcycle ride to get home.

Nice body but useless. Maybe I was lucky to save the additional payment. Will never known if she could have been good on the bed. Possibly has only ever fucked one or two Farangs. Never I good idea to take that type. Seems unlikely that RB2 would be a good hunting ground for me. Likely to be a lot more misses than hits. Went straight back to Nana to get an experienced girl, which turned out fantastic. So one miss and one big hit.

I did a walk along Soi Nana to see if there were any lookers. The stunning deaf girl I once saw was not there. None of the other girls on the SOI was pretty enough, bar the odd LB, and one tall girl Naam. Naam was still there on the return walk back, standing next to pharmacy stall in front of the Burrito stand. At least 5 ft 6 inches maybe more, and slim and good face for a 29 year old, almost no tits, but not an issue for me.

She was easily the stand out girl and several guys had approached her. I overheard a little when talking to one guy, middle eastern maybe with slightly dark skin, that she wanted 1300 Baht. No deal. Seems he wanted to pay less, yet she was clearly a cut above most on there. Was evident she knew she could get 1300 no problem. After a brief chat we agreed. I said I would a tip bonus on top of the 1300 if we had a really good time. Apparently I gave the right vibe of being a good guy, and she greatly prefers Farangs. She later said black guys scare her, East Asians never choose her, and Indians sometimes are not clean enough and are bad character mostly, particularly trying to negotiate for 500 baht sex or less. She is not interested in such negotiations and did not go fully into her objections.

In the room showered together. Her tits were tiny as expected and slightly saggy indicating having a child but fortunately no belly damage was evident. Very avid tongue kisser so that was a good start. Not shy in the slightest and admitted she likes Farang cock. No problem getting her to pop in the prelim DATY. BBBJ was a little average, not bad, but not exceptionally soft and slurpy and only moderate depth. A pass. However BJ is not my main thing. Excellent extended fuck in many positions, seemed happy to do extended cowgirl with her legs doing the work too.

I was very happy and she got her bonus. Immediately added to my repeat list. Naam turned out to be a Bangkok girl, not Isaan. Never seen her on Soi 4 before, but says she might be regular for the near coming period. Obviously needs the money right now.

[Franciscass]

But I am pretty sure my fellow punters like to chart their own course too and don't need my personal girly info

I would wager a steak and a 2009 Bordeaux that a majority of members would appreciate the who. Doesn't mean they don't or won't enjoy the search and you will find part of the exercise, that's how I operate myself. That said I still don't understand the reasoning behind keeping it to one's self but if this is how it works for you then that's how it is. Incidentally omissions not withstanding I enjoy your posts.

[Goatscrot]

A point of male etiquette to be avoided.

I disagree. It's always bros before hos.

[Goatscrot]

Many of the girls at Thermae aren't Isaan girls. The Asian customers don't go for that look. It's much more of a farang thing.

And your pricey girl doesn't look like an Isaan girl either.

Well, most are Isaan girls that have had a lot of surgeries. Don't kid yourself.

[EihTooms]

Re Geisha. My last time in town I went in there several times but never felt a good "vibe" about the place. (for whatever reason);. I also distinctly remember that I was very underwhelmed by the looks of the ladies in there. I always had the best luck at Mandarin but when in there over Christmastime, the quality of the bargirls on tap was underwhelming to say the least.

Interesting. Often a new bar will start out weak in terms of line up and vibe and then improve over time. I think I posted the first report on Geisha Bar here a few months back and your more recent impressions seem to be the same as mine then. Same with Kazy Kozy on Soi Cowboy. I posted the first report on that bar when it opened, too, and thought it was just "meh". I don't believe I have seen a subsequent report on the place that expressed a dramatic improvement over that. Maybe I missed it.

Could be we are tapping out on the number of better than average girls that can play musical chairs from one go-go bar to another to improve upon their line ups. But I suspect that is again something that moves in cycles and will turn around.

[Catire]

The other night, I met a girl at Thermae to pretty much changed my perception about some of these Thai freelancers. I was first turned down by a hottie who was standing in the smoking area next to the wash sink in the back. She has been reviewed on here before and told me "no" that I was not her type. I went back inside and sat in the center island space so I could watch the bars. Plenty of Asian customers walking around. It seems that the cuter and prettier girls preferred the younger Asian males as my Westerner comrades were having not much luck. The very few Indians and Arab customers were worse off. I saw many Westerners having to settle for 3 and 4th tier girls after repeated "no's. " I saw one hottie, a 10 in my book, actually reject a lot of Asians, so I thought maybe she preferred Westerners. I approach her and asked if that is the case. She told me that she was not cheap and won't go for anything less than 5,000 but only 2 hours. I took her up on her offer because I thought she was sexy. Back in the room, her service was rushed and non GFE. No kissing and covered everything. When we were done, she gave me her LINE in case I wanted to meet the next day. She said it would only be 4,000 during day time. Looking through her LINE photos, I think those poor uneducated Isaan girls know what they are doing.

Many of the girls at Thermae aren't Isaan girls. The Asian customers don't go for that look. It's much more of a farang thing.

And your pricey girl doesn't look like an Isaan girl either.

[Banana Boi]

You can never take anything you read on any board to be the truth. As an example the other day a guy on another Pattaya board told me that Lady Love gogo in LK Metro in Pattaya had the most girls in LK Metro. Having been to Lady Love in the past I knew this to be complete BS but to give the experienced poster the benefit of the doubt I visited Lady Love gogo the following evening. 6 girls on stage and 3 sitting around. 3 customers. Champagne gogo earlier in the night at 7:30 pm had 29 girls. What motivated him to post Lady Love gogo is the busiest gogo bar in LK Metro is beyond me. He had to know I was going to check and call him out on it.

[Member #4698]

Unfortunately, all too often, the "bros" are less trustworthy and of lesser standing moral character than the hos.

Sad but true.

[Member #4698]

With respect Natty what's the point of posting if it's not to share the who, the what and the where. Otherwise the forum just becomes a talking about myself, here is what happened to me or here's how I do it navel gazing platform. OK sometimes a good read but not much help otherwise.

The what, both good and bad, and the where is what I consider valuable and useful. I have no interest in the names of other punter's girls unless they are talking about psycho cases or thieves. I prefer to conduct my own hunt, make my own magic happen based on what I find and see when I am on the ground in the hunt zone. Of course, I share pictures and names with my friends, guys I know, and in whom I think we share a common ethic towards the girls. Ha Ha. But I am pretty sure my fellow punters like to chart their own course too and don't need my personal girly info other than to compare notes and see what each of us has been up to lately in the spirit of camaraderie.

I also don't ever mention names or numbers in posts. Information here is shared so we can all learn to fish or get better at it - not to have a friggin fish put into our lap.

I think this states the case fairly well. What I want to know when I am not in country is news about some new bar opening or closing, weather the girls there are sexy or not or weather a bar getting is better or going downhill. Things like that that I can use. Thus I am very likely to go check any new bar or brothel if and when reliable BM's post about such an event. I really can't see how the name of someone's barfine helps me in any way and in fact it might hinder me.

But case in point, recently IMembr posted some news about Geisha Go Go. I found his post interesting and informative. I had never been to Geisha so last night I checked out the bar before meeting up with Syzygies in Billboard for a mini barhop. It was very early in the evening around 8:15. I saw a few thin girls on stage, but none that I had to have and I certainly didn't say to Syzygies, "hey man, you got to check this place out. It's amazing. " The mamasan was friendly and welcoming, however, and I stayed long enough to see a little of both sets of girls. My preliminary opinion was that the bar was not at the top end and not at the bottom end in terms of Nana quality. But I think I will hold off final judgement until I stop by again around 9 to 10 pm to give the bar a fair shot.

I will post a longer, more informative review of last night's action a bit later. I had a real good time last night and found another real nice, real sexy little girl who sported large, firm, soft, natural Thai tities on a very thin frame with particularly thin thighs and a flat little tummy. Me Likey! Yum! NO NAME / NO PIC FOR THE INTERNET! ha ha. Maybe last night never happened, but you can use what I give and find your own little cupcake or not. It makes little difference to me. It's always up to the individual.

The headline from last night reads: Rainbow 2 is the surprise big winner, Billboard receives honorable mention, and Angel Witch is the big loser of the night.

[Catire]

A point of male etiquette to be avoided.

Unfortunately, all too often, the "bros" are less trustworthy and of lesser standing moral character than the hos.

[John Clayton]

Ever hear of Bro's before hoes?

A point of male etiquette to be avoided.

[Catire]

Re Thermae, - I had never thought about it, but yes, upon reflection it seems that the right side of the place tends to be occupied by older, less attractive women (but I had a great experience from the right side, she was all the way up against the wall, but snuck out to sidle up to me.).

The left side, especially the standers. They're dolled up for Asian tastes. And I have rarely felt attracted to any of them.

Re Geisha. My last time in town I went in there several times but never felt a good "vibe" about the place. (for whatever reason);. I also distinctly remember that I was very underwhelmed by the looks of the ladies in there. I always had the best luck at Mandarin but when in there over Christmastime, the quality of the bargirls on tap was underwhelming to say the least.