Bangkok Reports

[Nyezhov]

Why are you paying 4700 baht at Billboard? That's 1,000 over the going rate. I hope you're not getting the price from one of the mamasans instead of the girl.

What's the going rate? The going rate for anything is what I'm willing to pay. Don't know of any going rates posted anywhere.

[Steve 9696]

Other venues we tried were Poseidon and a oil massage. We had been to Poseidon before. It is a nice high end experience without being crazy pricey like Maria. Girls range from 3200-6500 or so. It's a little out of the way up north but worth a trip. Payforit since I know how you roll, I think you would like it.

Apparently the fishbowl died with COVID but the third floor models floor is going strong. Chris and I had a Gin and Tonic and checked out the lineup. There was a bit of pick one pressure but not offputting and we said we wanted to relax w our drinks. They had the 3-4 K girls on the right and the 5-6 K girls on the left. To be clear if you are about optics not so much the experience then it's going to seem high. The 5-6 K girls are like Butterflies quality and the 3-4 K girls def not quite up to that tier. But really it's not just about fucking in your room — there is the soapy experience here.

Chris grabbed a Q girl 5200 I think and mine was a SR I believe and 6 K. She kept giving me the doe eyes and I caved. Great in room experience. Lovely bath play (no mat play — all in a shallow tub) and of course fucking on the bed. I was spent after one round but apparently two is possible as Chris's girl mounted up for round two! All in all a really nice time.

Last night in town was BOO a legal holiday and all the clubs closed. And no alcohol sold. Double boo. We found a Korean BBQ in Korea town that would sell beer in cups up on the second level. Great time and great find. And then went to nearby massage for happy ending for me and FS for Chris. Def middle aged ladies but nice service. No complaints.

Only venue we didn't try was freelancer clubs like Mixx etc. So maybe next time.

[Steve 9696]

Not useful to me till next trip but def some good info for the other guys in here. Worldwide I always try to pay after but it never occurred to me as possible in this setting. I let the mamasan lead the game but next time I will know better and separate the bar fine from the girl pay after. Good advice!

As far as luck in the pull, we both pulled girls the first night we adored. And did pull them second night again. Third night my friend made another great pull. And my Bunny pull on night one was a homer also. So I guess we were lucky (4/5) . I am usually quite good at gauging girls but def was off with that one pull. It wasn't even so much the CBJ. She was just not happy to be there (in the room) and I can't fuck an unhappy girl. Just doesn't work for me. Attitude is everything.

I am not trying to have BBFS, which I cant imagine just going w the flow and getting. Although when I proved a beast to get off, after 40 mins my Bunny girl mounted up bareback to get me off. In the end she didnt succeed despite all sorts of tricks and really everything. She was soooo sad that she couldnt get me off. And now that I think about it she was pay after. Cuz when I went to pay 3000 baht she really didnt want to take full payment since I didnt cum. So not all these girls are sharks. (And my Butterflies girl is just a regular college girl I love that!)

Reminder. My strong take is Butterflies girls are younger and more genuine than billboard (obv limited sample but my friend Chris agrees). Our plan next time will be to replicate the party at billboard and pull at butterflies that we did two nights.

[Houston Player]

Thanks for the reports.

Unless I misread it, your "first two pulls" were the same girl from Butterflies and in all three cases you paid the girl's 3,000 baht quoted fee upfront in the bar, right?

He paid 4,000 baht upfront in the bar. Another poster has followed up with some girls in Billboard quote 4,000 baht. I have never been quoted above 3,000 baht for short time by any girl in Billboard or Butterflies. I may have been quoted more by a mamasan before I learned to never talk to a mamasan unless I needed her for something and I don't need her to pay a barfine. I simply tell the girl what we're going to do in the room and give her the money to pay the bar, she can deal with the mamasan if she needs to. I always pay the girl after the service.

In bars that I frequent a lot the mamasans are my friends after getting to know each other and we help each other. They bring me new girls that they know I will like and I tip them.

In bars that I'm less known if the girl wants to bring the mamasan over I simply hand the mamasan the money for the bar fine and tell her that I will take care of the girl in the room. Sometimes that mamasan will ask the girl if she's okay to be paid by me in the room. They almost always say yes, but if they do say no, I take my money back and walk.

[Venturi34]

So here is a question for experienced BKK forum members, but including the recent tourists: assume you have 4 nights in BKK. How do you spend them? Easy to say 1 night Nana, 1 night Soi Cowboy, 1 night 7 Heaven, etc.

My last trip was end of June and beginning of July. What I did is visit a massage parlor during the day and then hit the GoGos at night. There was a noticeable step down in the amount of girls for low season compared to my trip back in April so I would stick to the bigger places if I were you. I still think most of the top girls at at the GoGos, Thermae is alright on a Friday and Saturday but it felt relatively sparse otherwise. No matter the night though, Billboard always felt it had the most customers and girls.

So my recommendation is do the massages during the day and Nana at night. If it's early Friday / Saturday then can try Thermae for ST and hit the GoGos after.

[PayForIt]

So, have read all of Steve 9696's reports and found them very valuable indeed given my upcoming trip. His reports in other forums (London / Spain / Germany) are also very good. Following on from his experiences of Nana bars (recommends Billboard and Butterflies) I enjoyed the report from Expat American, mainly due to his experience at Pimp.

I tried Pimp last year and found it a cold experience, but I wondered if I didn't stay long enough? I felt I was being ripped off so left early. Despite this, I really like the idea of an excellent high end gentlemans bar where you can enjoy a whole night of on stage performances, VIP room pool, KTV with a few girls, fun etc. Yep - "expensive" by Thai standards, but not by European standards. Paying circa 12-15,000 baht equates to about 400 euros. Truth is that most guys who visit FKK clubs in Germany, or one of the top clubs in Spain (Vive Madrid, Scandalos Malaga, E92 Fuengirola) will very easily spend 400 euros in a night for an hour or so with one girl, entry, drinks etc. Ok it is very tempting, when its possible to go to a BJ bar in BKK or Pattaya and be well serviced for a tenth of that price to think its crazy to spend this sort of cash. But for a tourist to come to BKK and enjoy a night in a top club / top venue like Maria's, Black Caviar, Sherbet Club, M club, Elite (13 Thonglor) as a one off is not a bad deal. But only of course if the quality of the girls is top rate and the entertainment the same.

So here is a question for experienced BKK forum members, but including the recent tourists: assume you have 4 nights in BKK. How do you spend them? Easy to say 1 night Nana, 1 night Soi Cowboy, 1 night 7 Heaven, etc. But what of other options? Nobody reports on Soi Thaniya yet a see a YouTube video from Jonny recently visiting Sena Club there where some of the girls look really attractive. The recent videos of Thaniya look like there are a lot of good options. Would that be one of your four nights? Thermae? What about one of high end soapies. La Belle? Or even the quirky Stocking Massage Spa? My trips to BKK inevitably result in nights barfining from agogos. I would really like to look at other options this time, but am strictly limited to four nights. Budget is happily not a consideration. Don't like escorts so Thai Friendly etc totally out. That's possible the world over. And I hate bait and switch. I like to select from a (real not ipad) line up so I can see exactly what I'm buying (renting! So, how would you guys choose to spend 4 nights only if budget wasn't an option? Steve 9696 might STILL say he'the spend at least one of them at Butterflies? But I think the answers would illuminating. And of course helpful.

[EihTooms]

Re Steve9696's Report:

Thanks for the reports.

Unless I misread it, your "first two pulls" were the same girl from Butterflies and in all three cases you paid the girl's 3,000 baht quoted fee upfront in the bar, right?

Of course, Your Mileage May Vary as usual. But in my experience your getting a happy experience with the first Butterflies girl after paying her fee upfront in the bar was the rare exception result, a truely rare gem of a girl, while the result you got with the second Butterflies girl, your third pull that turned out to be a disaster, would be the norm in a pay upfront arrangement.

Additionally, I'm guessing you did not specify anything upfront before paying the money in the bar regarding DFK, BBBJ, BBFSCIP or whatever it was that made that first girl experience so happy but that the second girl felt she had no reason to provide anything. Which, unless you did get a specific upfront agreement for those things from that second girl, she is pretty much within her rights to refuse doing them and keep the 3,000 baht you paid upfront.

So, if that is how it was with no upfront agreement from her to do anything that you expected to happen for the money in order for you to be happy about it, "going with the flow and seeing what happens in the room" so to speak, then marching back to the bar to complain might have been interesting for all involved and might possibly have made the mamasan unhappy. But, imo, it would not have been an inspiration for the mamasan or the girl to give your money back or to do anything different for the next guy who comes along.

For me, unless I ask for it upfront before I pay the money and get a clear and unambiguous Yes reply to it, it is highly unlikely it will happen in the room. No matter what it is. And paying the girl's fee upfront instead of after the sex session at any point whether it is paid upfront in the bar or paid upfront 5 seconds before gets into bed is the best way to ensure an unhappy experience for me.

Oops. I see you stated the Butteflies girls' quoted fees were 4,000 baht, not 3,000 baht and the one at Bunny's was 3,000 baht. Yeah, for that plus the barfine I would have needed to cite and get an upfront agreement for every major detail I wanted to happen in the session in order to be happy about it. And I would have walked away from any Pay Upfront deal other than for the barfine.

But that is just me.

Who knows, maybe every Pay Upfront and Go With The Flow And See What Happens In The Room arrangement you agree to from now on with a Thai gogo girl will turn out terrific and that one unhappy experience with the Butterflies girl will turn out to be the rare exception. Anything is possible I suppose.

However, if I followed that approach every time with Thai gogo girls all indications are the ratio of fails to happy experiences would be ridiculously lopsided toward fails. Guaranteed.

[Expat American]

So my amazing wife decided to surprise me on my Birthday with a weekend trip to Bangkok. Most of the time was of course spent with her but as a special birthday present she bought me a 4 hands 2 hour special massage (after I told her about Cherry). I had never been to the old Snow White but the set up is very similar to the old Devils Den. You are not going to find any 10's there but at 4 pm I got a selection of a dozen girls, some young, some older, some chubby, some skinny. Mama san told me which ones offer A+ (anal) and recommended a 25 year old. I also chose another 20 year old chubby girl (sometimes they try a lot harder). All in all a fully satisfying 2 hour romp. Non stop action, Anal, Rimming, Deep Throat and whatever else I wanted. Like directing my own porn shoot. Well worth the 4600 B plus 500 Beach tip I gave them.

Wife had read about the Pimp Club and wanted to check it out. I'm sorry but I don't see the point. Theres a minimum spend of 5000 B so we had to get a bottle. Cost to have a girl just sit with you for an hour was 2 K-3 K. Most of the girls had fake boobs and by no means were they all 8's or 9's either. I didn't bother with taking a girl or a private room so don't know what happens there. There was live music and we got drunk on our bottle so it was okay, but we could have gone to any bar in Bangkok for a good music without spending that much.

Finally last night wife and I checked out Soi Cowboy. Went into Suzie Wong, Afterschool and Sharks. Mixed bag of girls. Out of a dozen on stage maybe a couple were worth a drink. I bought drinks for a cute 22 year old in Suzie Wong and she was fun and interactive. Also bought some drinks at Sharks. Whats the deal with Crazy House at the end of the road? Asshole bouncers at the door saying "members only or 500 B entrance". Rude as fuck too. I've been in there before and it was a wild scene but I'm not paying 500 B just to look inside either.

If I go back ID stick to the massage joints around Soi 24/26 as it was by far the best experience and value for money.

[MohdirFan82]

This is why my first stop after landing is 7 heaven.

Worth every penny.

Dao is my fav, she treat me like her long lost boyfriend.

So it's not all rainbows and unicorns every night I suppose. Took a cute petite hottie from Billboards but a total bust. She was just not into me and when it feels OFF then I am off. She was on TikTok the entire walk to the hotel. Then we argue CBJ and she won't budge. Tries to condom my limp dick. Just a total disaster. Just wanted her gone. Out 4700 baht. Boo. I guess every rose has its thorns.

Went to Kasalong to rub one out because it's like two blocks away. Yikes. That's divey and run down. 40's lady took me straight up w no choice of girls. And wow it's def not nice facilities at all. Feels dirty and cheap. Managed to give a credible BJ and I shot in her mouth after a few minutes. But def no comparison to 7-Heaven.

Def an off night for me but at least got a shot off!

Piece of advice: 1300 at 7 Heaven is def worth it vs 800 at Kasalong. No comparison in girls and facilities. Like not even same universe.

Fortunately Im flying a legit 9.5 model (who i was with via Seeking Arrangements in Madrid) to Majorca for three days starting tomorrow. Not even a sex fail and Kasalong can dampen my boner!

[Steve 9696]

Amen. If not sure about the girl, before doing anything else in the room, I always test the water with a BJ first. Avoids subsequent problems with the girl saying "but we did blah-blah-blah, so should pay half at least".

Did nothing, pay nothing. Don't get angry of course. Just say you want to cancel.

Like most situations there is the right think to do and the easy thing to do. The right thing is of course to walk ten minutes back to the club and have an argument. The easy thing to do is send her home and go get a BJ a block away.

So yeah. I know the right thing. But I chose the easy thing. And was happy lightening my balls down the street and hitting the sack.

[Werqweq]

Once she refused to do BBBJ, you should have told her to get dressed, and marched her right back to the bar and asked or your bar fine back. I'm sorry but paying what was agreed to for terrible service does nothing but allow these girls to continue poor service and bad behavior. If you would have returned to the bar with her the mamasan would not have been happy with her.

Amen. If not sure about the girl, before doing anything else in the room, I always test the water with a BJ first. Avoids subsequent problems with the girl saying "but we did blah-blah-blah, so should pay half at least".

Did nothing, pay nothing. Don't get angry of course. Just say you want to cancel.

[EihTooms]

I am sure I am paying some gringo tax but it doesn't worry me much. Billboard and Butterflies were both 4000 to girl and 700 bar fine. They gave the 4 K to the girl in the club in front of you but they probably have to rebate out if that. Bunny was 3000 and 1000.

Are you saying you personally have taken from Billboard and Butterflies recently at 3000 for the girl? Yes I spoke w Mamasan as I thought was the way here. My buddy is from Asia and that is standard. I am sure the group would benefit if you are saying that is wrong thing.

Happy regardless with my first two pulls.

Thanks for the reports.

Unless I misread it, your "first two pulls" were the same girl from Butterflies and in all three cases you paid the girl's 3,000 baht quoted fee upfront in the bar, right?

Of course, Your Mileage May Vary as usual. But in my experience your getting a happy experience with the first Butterflies girl after paying her fee upfront in the bar was the rare exception result, a truely rare gem of a girl, while the result you got with the second Butterflies girl, your third pull that turned out to be a disaster, would be the norm in a pay upfront arrangement.

Additionally, I'm guessing you did not specify anything upfront before paying the money in the bar regarding DFK, BBBJ, BBFSCIP or whatever it was that made that first girl experience so happy but that the second girl felt she had no reason to provide anything. Which, unless you did get a specific upfront agreement for those things from that second girl, she is pretty much within her rights to refuse doing them and keep the 3,000 baht you paid upfront.

So, if that is how it was with no upfront agreement from her to do anything that you expected to happen for the money in order for you to be happy about it, "going with the flow and seeing what happens in the room" so to speak, then marching back to the bar to complain might have been interesting for all involved and might possibly have made the mamasan unhappy. But, imo, it would not have been an inspiration for the mamasan or the girl to give your money back or to do anything different for the next guy who comes along.

For me, unless I ask for it upfront before I pay the money and get a clear and unambiguous Yes reply to it, it is highly unlikely it will happen in the room. No matter what it is. And paying the girl's fee upfront instead of after the sex session at any point whether it is paid upfront in the bar or paid upfront 5 seconds before gets into bed is the best way to ensure an unhappy experience for me.

[Chan Chalupa]

He is including the barfine of 700 in the cost plus 4000 for the girl. Some girls are asking that for ST now at Billboard.

This is getting out of hand.

1. Naba Plaza is not 700 barfine.

2. I doubt any agogo in Nana has 10 out of ten Hot girls.

3. How can there be a Vibe at ButterFleas?. Almost 9 pm 3 % Full. LOL. Hahaha. Could be in error on this one. If Rainbows are struggling you Darn know everyplace else is too.

[Steve 9696]

Why are you paying 4700 baht at Billboard? That's 1,000 over the going rate. I hope you're not getting the price from one of the mamasans instead of the girl.

I am sure I am paying some gringo tax but it doesn't worry me much. Billboard and Butterflies were both 4000 to girl and 700 bar fine. They gave the 4 K to the girl in the club in front of you but they probably have to rebate out if that. Bunny was 3000 and 1000.

Are you saying you personally have taken from Billboard and Butterflies recently at 3000 for the girl? Yes I spoke w Mamasan as I thought was the way here. My buddy is from Asia and that is standard. I am sure the group would benefit if you are saying that is wrong thing.

Happy regardless with my first two pulls.

[Venturi34]

Why are you paying 4700 baht at Billboard? That's 1,000 over the going rate. I hope you're not getting the price from one of the mamasans instead of the girl.

He is including the barfine of 700 in the cost plus 4000 for the girl. Some girls are asking that for ST now at Billboard.