Bangkok Reports

[Lew Ashby]

**For my 3rd trip of 16 nights, the plan was to spend 5 nights in BKK; the first 3 and then the final 2. The first 3 were with my buddies V and L. It ended up being 9 nights, and I will touch on that later.

P.S. Sorry for taking so long to write these. Definitely not enough time while on the ground, and I am just getting over the jetlag now, ha!

My flight to CAN out of LAX was delayed an hour and I feared that this would cause me to miss my connecting flight to BKK as I had just a little more than that time originally. Unable to get an answer from any of the airplane staff, I didn't even bother hustling off the plane as I originally took the risk on the aggressive itinerary knowing that there was another flight from CAN to BKK departing a few hours later. Got my tickets for that flight and slammed some beers in the lounge.

I ended up sitting next to 2 masseuses on the plane. Fine-tuned my Thai and as I was ripping more beers and one of them started to appeal to me a tad more haha. Turns out she lives in Chonburri. She said she'the come visit me in Pattaya when I was there so I got her line.

Landed at 1 am and hustled through the airport, customs and was in the taxi in 15 minutes. Dunno if I'll ever beat that but I'll take it. 25 minutes at checked into the hotel- Legacy suites by compass hospitality on soi 29. Pretty nice place, the breakfast is fantastic!

My buddy V landed 12 hrs before me so I sent him around to scout. As nothing stood out in NEP last time and recent solid reports there, I told him to check out Billboard, Butterflies, and Bangkok Bunnies. Unfortunately he said he did not see anything that elicited a bar fine. We have pretty similar tastes in our girls, often fighting over them (thank God there are so many LOL) so I took his word for it. He said Cowboy was dead in terms of punters and said he was digging "low season". Anyway, they were at Baccara so I met them there at 2 am. As it was an hour away from closing, I was not expecting much. Unfortunately it was slim pickings, but he did say that he saw one of my favorites from last time (288) earlier on. We left and checked out dollhouse. We love a handful of the waitresses here as they are very high energy. Did not see a single one. Darn. I meant to give this a look myself later on in my trip, but I never got a chance. Next time!

Something I did not partake in last time was the clubs. As I wanted to work other more cost effective avenues this go round, the afterhours clubs we're on my to do list. With 4 guys wide awake what better time than now?! We took a cab to insanity and went in. A lot of lookers in there and while there were certainly plenty past their prime, but there were also many youthful ones. V locked on, while L and I surveyed the room. One caught my eye, but she did not seem interested at all and gave off a vibe that she was God's gift. I passed. Did not make any other moves and was content just getting good night's sleep as I didn't get much during the 20 hrs of flight time. As V and his girl were taking a cab, L and I opted to walk. In front of us there are 2 pretty girls and I ask them "pi nai kap" (thanks Mr E for that line. F'in brilliant) they say "gin kao", I ask if we can join, and they oblige.

We just hit one of those random seafood restaurants set up on the side of the street and the food was pretty tasty. I initially sat down next to Nan (ok face, big implants, quirky personality) as I looked more at Bow, I started taking a liking to her. She definitely had a petite body (pictured), with a nice ass and sizeable tits which I am not surprised end up being bolt ONS. My buddy said she had a bitchy face; maybe I just liked that LOL. I switched seats with my buddy and started working her. I'll say that she did give off a bitchy vibe and she seemed like she just wanted to go home and go-to sleep. Nan was definitely dtf, but my buddy was reluctant. I asked be if she wanted to go, and she bluntly asked "for what". I said to have fun, and she said she was tired. Alright. Not feeling a good vibe, I decide to test her a bit and switch seats again with my buddy and start to work on her friend again LOL. I look at Bow out the corner of my eye and see her watching. I ask Nan for her line and say let's get out of here. She said that be was staying with her and that she would have to come to. I said ok fine, she can go with my friend. Nan speaks Thai with her and then says that be likes me. Ha! Playing hard to get I guess. L says he is not really feeling Nan, but totally takes one for the team here respect! We don't talk any numbers which I saw as a slight risk but as L was a first timer, I prepped him pretty good and knew that this chick would be a good provider.

To our rooms around 5:30 am and Bow is a bit of a bore. I definitely got a starfish vibe but am horny at this point and in full escalation mode. She is hesitant and always stopping me from advancing; so it is 2 steps forward and 1 step back for the next few hours. Finally she takes her pants off and I put a finger inside her. I cannot believe how tight she is! I am talking pinkie tight here. I go down for some DATY for what seems to be the better part of an hour. Finally she is starting to get more into it, and this time I put my index finger in her and she starts to pop her ass out and grind. By now she is pretty wet and I just enter her. Wow it felt great, what a way to start the trip! I finish the deed, roll over to see it's light outside (so much for getting a good night sleep haha) and pass out.

[LittleBigMan]

Hi fellow mongers,

As I am coming to Bangkok Nana Hotel for only 1 night. What do you guys think about it, is it good like girl friendly also in terms on staff and safety.

Also one more question about the money, how much in Bahts you think I should carry for the night if I want to eat, drink and sex of course + transportation from / to the airport.

My regards,

Falhooos.

Nana hotel should run you around 1700 baht, ask them for the newer renovated rooms it includes a buffet breakfast. Without knowing your spending habits and taste a guess is 10,000 baht should be more than enough at least for me.

[ItIsMe83]

Anyone good new recommendations for transport company Bangkok-Pat? Used one before but they don't reply anymore so guessing they quit. 1500-2000 acceptable if very good spacious car with good A / C and happy friendly drivers.

[Falhooos]

Hi fellow mongers,

As I am coming to Bangkok Nana Hotel for only 1 night. What do you guys think about it, is it good like girl friendly also in terms on staff and safety.

Also one more question about the money, how much in Bahts you think I should carry for the night if I want to eat, drink and sex of course + transportation from / to the airport.

My regards,

Falhooos.

[Bubba Boy]

Thanks for the info. I'll pay a bit more attention next time I'm there. Never have been going to Patpong as I have the feeling that it's not so conveniently situated and I have not read that many stories about patpong either on this forum or at least nothing that attracted me. Who knows I'll give it a try next time. Thanks again BB.

Yeah, there never seems to be reports on Patpong, I am sure there is some value there amongst the clip joints, anyone with deep knowledge care to share the places that are legit vs the places that are straight up rip joints?

[Banana Boi]

Don't expect the quantity of girls in Patpong. Other than King's Castle 1 with 60-70 girls most bars there have only 15-30 girls.

[Hiete]

The one with the long stage. Never sure which Rainbow is which. I'm not a fan of Bangkok gogo bars to begin with but that Rainbow has the prettiest gogo girls. Your taste may vary. If I had one night like I do again this week I choose Patpong over Nana and Cowboy. Patpong gogo bars seem to have friendlier girls liken to the Pattaya gogo bars.

Thanks for the info. I'll pay a bit more attention next time I'm there. Never have been going to Patpong as I have the feeling that it's not so conveniently situated and I have not read that many stories about patpong either on this forum or at least nothing that attracted me. Who knows I'll give it a try next time. Thanks again BB.

[Hiete]

Yes I tried to explain to the Ladyboy mamasan (ex Crazy House waitress) that the "music" was very obnoxious to guys of my generation even if the young girls seemed to like it. I suggested to her to go check out Shark, notice a lot more customers, and notice a much more acceptable type of dance music for the Expat customers. I was only there due to a an ex regular Crazy House girl being there. I really hated it as a bar completely. First step would be fire the DJ, then make it more similar to Crazy House or Shark or Doll House would be a big forward step.

Have to learn something from bars doing well or okay.

Not sure what you mean with the expat customer. I can imagine that there's a Japanese or perhaps oriental market that they target in CH who might like the crap music they play over there. From the times I have entering both CH and Shark bar I had the impression that there were many more Asians in CH to be found comparing with Shark or even Dollhouse where there were more westerners. Not sure that this is due to the fact that they play more acceptable music in Shark and DH.

As for me I really do like some good music that not only suits my taste but also suits the bar. Looking at CH establishment I'm not sure that having better music, whatever that may be would be per se better in order to get more revenue. I think that playing this type of music is a part of their identity which perhaps suits the target they're aiming for. At the end I believe that most people don't go into bars that is according to their music type liking. I go into CH because the girls are naked. Nothing more, noting less.

[Banana Boi]

The one with the long stage. Never sure which Rainbow is which. I'm not a fan of Bangkok gogo bars to begin with but that Rainbow has the prettiest gogo girls. Your taste may vary. If I had one night like I do again this week I choose Patpong over Nana and Cowboy. Patpong gogo bars seem to have friendlier girls liken to the Pattaya gogo bars.

[Hiete]

Imo the best gogo bars in Bangkok are rainbow in nana and king's castle 1 in patpong.

Hi BB. Which rainbow are you talking about and why is it the best bar according to you? Have been popping my head into rainbow now and then but it never occurred to me to sit down and grab a San Mig light.

[JeraldoRivera]

Any recommended places for couples? Either good sex rubdown for the 2 of us or whatever. My lady friends not really bi so even a male rub for her would be fine or somebody that specialise in couples.

Thanks for ideas.

[Xxcyclopsxx]

Hey, We are young couples from India coming to Bangkok on 12th July - 17th July looking for fun. Any recommended fun place to visit where we can get connected with Asian couples & mature men. Also, any place where we both can get massage. Do let me know.

Thanks in Advance.

[JohnSue]

Five Star is now owned by the same people that operate Crazy House, I'm told. The old Five Star was something different in Cowboy, a cool quirky bar with live music. Never had many people, so I understand new owners want to try a different set-up. But another chrome bar with average ladies and "car alarm music" is really not what Cowboy needs right now. The street lacks diversity; it should have more themed bars IMO. Owners need to make a profit but why is there such a lack of inventions and new ideas? Sad really. I guess some of it is related to the "Iran" guy how run his bars for money laundry only. For customers to the area it is just a waste of space since it does not appeal to the hardcore mongers nor to the curious tourists. So who is it for. Since there are no people inside, just a bunch of girls on the outside? The old Climax is surely missed; the discos like Insanity, Levels etc. Just do not do it for me (maybe to old. ? The Hillary bars are Ok, but a tad too small. Any news on the street that Climax will reopen on another location? It was a perfect pick-up place with tons of freelancers.

Thanks for the intel on Five Star. I was in BKK with my Thai GF a few months back and stuck my head in. I was somewhat horrified, but like everything else, use it or lose it. Ten years back it was busy, and relaxed, the drinks prices were 60-80 Baht so you could stay in there for a few hours for 1 k Baht with a bg from another bar and buy the staff a few drinks. Post coup and other Thai issues customers dropped off and following Asian business logic prices went up a lot. A shame, and a great loss to decent music in BKK. I didn't really Climax had closed, last time I walk passed the Ambassador it appeared to be open, but I never went in. That was a few months back though. The Hillary bars (at least 3, or whichever one is on Soi 12) have funny rules for the lady drinks, which most customers might not notice, but they have 4 different drinks they have to have in order. After that they can have what they want. I have a friend there from a long time ago when she worked on Soi 33.

I don't go to all the bars, tending to stick to a few, but if you are on older bloke (I am) try Angelwitch, Rawhide and Long Gun. Buy a beer, watch the show and see who comes to talk. Go midweek when it is quieter and be patient. If you are very old and you want young ladies LT this may not work as well. But I am sure you know all that, sorry.

JS.

[JohnSue]

Years back Eden Club used to offer two girls back to your hotel for all night until 8 am the next day. Looking on their website now I cannot see this offer- does anyone know if it is still possible? Also where else can I find a threesome in BKK, l don't want to just pick two random girls with no chemistry, would prefer seek out providers who specialise in it and are bi-sexual.

Find which ever bar you like and ask the mamasan. Just remember Thai Lady's can be very "shy" not with you on your own (the dressing under a towel thing they always do even on their own) but with another girl if you take two you might find one insists on being in the bathroom while the other performs. So explain to the Mamasan what you want and she will hopefully provide. Might have to buy her a drink though 555.

[MusicalToM]

If you look at the first picture and then at number four (second row, first one on the left), you can clearly see a huge difference.

I guess number 4 is closer to her real looks. That is not a very nice picture.

It must be both mate. She is ageing and using photoshop to look better. If a working girl tells you the photo in website is her without any modifications and you are believing then I would suggest trust Trump making America great again.