Bangkok Reports

[Bubba Boy]

It is always best, when in doubt, to get security to check their ID. Thai security knows if they are real ladies or LB's. This way you can avoid a bad situation. I always meet them in he lobby or at Holly's coffee shop. But then again I have been fooled, but it was the best blowjob I have ever had. 5555.

RL.

If anybody mongers long enough they are going to encounter the chic / lady boy bait and switch every few years. This can happen anywhere in the world. I have had it happen twice.

First time it was a tense stand off where I had I was visiting what I thought was a female escort in London, turned out to be a ladyboy and the fucker locked the door upon entry so I couldn't get out. It was really sketchy because I could hear someone else in the second room of the apartment, so was thinking pimp or second ladyboy in there. Not an ideal situation. I called the Police and had them on speaker, once she / he heard the police voice ran quickly to the door and unlocked it. I left, told the police I am good and hung up. Threw the prepaid phone out within hours and was out of the country a few days later. Dodged a bullet on that one.

The second was in Australia. Virtually the same thing happened but because I had been through it before was much more relaxed. I very calmly said "for fuck sake you wasted my time in driving over here, now I am going to have to find something else etc". Because I was so matter of fact and pretty clearly not going to put up with any shit the Ladyboy just opened the door where I continued to mutter and swear all the way out into the corridor. The ladyboy even tried to make me be quiet in the corridor to which I just continued with my matter of fact rant about how this was bullshit and a waste of my time etc all the time moving quickly towards the car. I find this works now in most situations, once they smell fear or you hesitate the chances of getting proper fucked go up for every minute you are still in the shitty situation.

Burner Phone / Gmail. I always use a cheap burner phone and a seperate gmail account when communicating with any P4 P action. That also includes ones I have been communicating with for years. Also fuck letting them get anywhere near any social media or similar accounts.

[Jake251]

Here's my report from NEP, Top Floor, June 2018.

This was my first visit to Bangkok.

Billboard GoGo

This place is famous and you see a lot of reviews on it. I went in was seated right in front of the soapy bathtub. Holy crap, smoking' hot ladies. There is also the second 'display' where the Ziggurat are dancing on a circular stage that is slowly rotating. So you can check out the product! I enjoyed that bathtub show for a while but I decided I wanted a lady on my lap. I found some seating around the side, near the rotating display.

I called over the mamasan and asked for a certain number.

Mamasan: Lady drinks or hotel?

Me: Just drinks.

Mamasan: (annoyed) Why not hotel?

Me: I just want drinks.

Mamasan: But not hotel? (Really pushy attitude, seems disgusted that I did not want hotel.).

Me: Because I only want drinks.

Mamasan finds the lady with the number I requested. At this point the mamasan starts hounding me for a 100 THB tip. Well I offered her 50 and she starts getting annoyed, and keeps standing there begging for 100 while the lady is on my lap. Eventually the mamasan accepts the 50 and leaves.

Well the lady's moves were pretty bad, she just sat on my lap and grinded one-dimensionally the whole time. Not very fun or arousing. And that mamasan left a bad taste in my mouth (figuratively speaking!) After this, I paid and left. I did not go back to Billboard. They were just too pushy.

Conclusion: If you're looking to barfine from a large selection of very hot ladies, this is a good place. But if you are just voyeuristic like me, just try to blend in, go when it's more busy so maybe the staff will have other people to attend to.

Butterflies

I found they were less pushy than Billboard, but I still liked their selection of Ladies. I had one on my lap for a while and enjoyed my time there.

The pressure was much less than at Billboard and I think this place is worthwhile.

Conclusion: A pretty decent place in NEP.

Charade (Ladyboys)

I did not enter Charade, but I should mention their ladyboy promoters in the hallway are pretty aggressive. I told them outright, Ladyboys are not for me. But they kept pestering me, and one of them even said it was not an issue since "she" had already been cut. OK Ladydude, please leave people alone when they say it's not for them!

[Robert Long]

Landed last evening, thought of trying wechat nearby feature. This profile Donut caught me and started chatting. She confirmed she is not ladyboy and did a video chat, her voice was alike a lady so I invited her for 1. 5 k ST and if I like then LT for 3 k.

She comes to hotel and almost 5'8" tall with implants. She instantly got naked and asked me to lie down for massage. I asked to check her pussy but she wouldn't allow, just showed me some hairy shit. I insisted to touch and she got angry, I politely asked her to leave and she threatens to call police. I said go ahead and gave her 200 for taxi but she wants 2 k LOL. She almost tried to slap me at my back when I rushed to get the hotel security, when comeback she is gone. We checked everything in room, after comfirming all good the hotel security left. Meanwhile she was calling me from reception downstairs, I said fuck off and she threatens again to call police. When I didn't respond she begs to give 200 for taxi which I offered earlier. I rang the hotel reception to ask her leave and that was it.

WeChat is full of ladyboy shit, if you want to try it's no less than a risk. Guess I am done with the wechat.

Learning: By misfortune or a bad judgement if you are ending up in such a situation, seek help from the hotel security and I'm sure you will be fine. Don't panic and pay-up, you don't deserve this.

It is always best, when in doubt, to get security to check their ID. Thai security knows if they are real ladies or LB's. This way you can avoid a bad situation. I always meet them in he lobby or at Holly's coffee shop. But then again I have been fooled, but it was the best blowjob I have ever had. 5555.

RL.

[JonBoy44]

Hello Senior gurus,

I have only few hours in BKK. And of course my.

Little jonny is saying # at #% at #. Now its a test for Seniors.

Any creative suggestions.

I know the feeling. But how few hours? If over 7 hrs (landing to take off) you can either take the expensive option of booking into airport hotel (advance booking needed) and order in. It works well but costs extra 1,000 baht for travel. Gold and Golden have both proved reliable for this (book in advance, confirm on landing) as has Smooci (book on landing). Alternatively cab or public transport to and from one of well reviewed places around Sukhumvit.

But remember on entry into Thailand in takes some time to get through passport control unless you are VIPed and procedure on way out is certainly not speedy. Can take up to two hours from landing / before takeoff but you could be lucky.

Under 7 hours?

[BionicMan]

Thanks a lot for going thru my posts. However.

I wonder how you could conclude that there was no PM facility.

Because you don't have PM, very easy.

Did you pay for subscription, for instance?

I think our fellow BM Joe has not wasted much time in going through your "massive" archive of posts.

Don't worry.

We understand your time is valuable and can't waste in RTFF.

[DeathWish]

Hey,

After a hectic business trip, had taken 4 nights out to monger in Thailand. My friend wanted to stay all the 4 nights in bkk but I prefer patts so 3 nights in patts 1 night in bkk. Hav not started writing patts report hopefully will do t soon.

So we booked our room in soi 11. I had last visited thailand almost 12 months back. Soi 11 was much more energetic then, its all dead now what with climax shut. Anyhow we checkedin around 3 pm from patts. Took a nap showered and headed out around 8 to nep.

NEP was different way different then what I had encountered before. For one I was welcomed with open arms no only members shit, no buy drink first BS. We sat on a open sports bar opposite to the entrance had our customary beers and food and planned our next move. Paid our tabs and moved on to spankys. I remember having visited this place and it was the same like last time, lots f cute spinners and the dance floor gyrating topless, We ordered our drink. I saw a cute 22- 24 yr old on the dance floor I distinctly remembered her smile. Was about to call mamasan for her when another gentleman sitting on the opp side got to her first. Well finders keepers. Anyhow my friend had to go back to his room as he was expecting some important emails. Off he went I was alone. Came out of nep, Came to the main road crossed the signal and went to Grace Hotel. Now Grace hotel has a charm of its own. Brilliant building but what was more brilliant was there were some middle east ladies with their hijaab on standing on the pathway. I was intrigued I always had this on my bucket list and just couldn wait to strike t down. Saw a cutie grinned at her she came to me we spoke and off we went to a short time hotel somewhere nearby. (my hotel was nearby but the night was still young coudn risk a LT scenario). It was awesome seeing the cutie undress. Perfect tities, shapely ass and a navel to die for, yes I have a navel fetish. Anyhow Lots of licking sucking and fucking on the questionable bed occured, we lied satitated. Paid her the 2000 for the ST 700 for the room. Dressed and came out.

Went to my hotel room freshend up and went to Soi Cowboy. I have been once to this place almost 3 years back and have unpleasant memories of the same, But looking at how NEP treated me well thought my luck would change. Cowboy was the same it has not changed much since the last time. I wanted to check baccara first,. And as soon as I tried to enter memories of 2015 came haunting me. I was told on the door that its a members only club and stopped entry. I told the doorman how much do you want me to pay for the membership he refused. Wow so much for a change of heart. Anyhow my friend being the optimist that he is insisted on having a drink before leaving I agreed. He had a corona, I was in no mood for a beer had a ricard and we were just sitting around chatting about where to go next when the mamasan or the waitress not sure asked us why are you guys sitting here go inside. WTF not 1 to push our luck we went inside. Bioth the levels were jam packed. We went to the top level where loads of topless dancers were around. Now I usually don barfine from a gogo, but there was this cute saucy gal with silicones who was 2 good to ignore I motioned her to come over bought her a couple of lds she was sitting on my lap. Now I told her very clearly that I am not looking for boom boom I will be going to infinity from here she said ok take me also, my friend was very clear that he is going to have some calls to be taken and he can't do ST or LT. Anyhow the BF was around 600 and 3000 for ST that was the price. I told her oko will pay and you accompany me to disco. She said that her friend will also come I was okay with that. I paid totally 4 k for both of them and 600 as BF for 1 and some 8 - 10 LDs as well.

Infinity was fun we danced, we got a bottle of JD on the table.

[MusicalToM]

Landed last evening, thought of trying wechat nearby feature. This profile Donut caught me and started chatting. She confirmed she is not ladyboy and did a video chat, her voice was alike a lady so I invited her for 1. 5 k ST and if I like then LT for 3 k.

She comes to hotel and almost 5'8" tall with implants. She instantly got naked and asked me to lie down for massage. I asked to check her pussy but she wouldn't allow, just showed me some hairy shit. I insisted to touch and she got angry, I politely asked her to leave and she threatens to call police. I said go ahead and gave her 200 for taxi but she wants 2 k LOL. She almost tried to slap me at my back when I rushed to get the hotel security, when comeback she is gone. We checked everything in room, after comfirming all good the hotel security left. Meanwhile she was calling me from reception downstairs, I said fuck off and she threatens again to call police. When I didn't respond she begs to give 200 for taxi which I offered earlier. I rang the hotel reception to ask her leave and that was it.

WeChat is full of ladyboy shit, if you want to try it's no less than a risk. Guess I am done with the wechat.

Learning: By misfortune or a bad judgement if you are ending up in such a situation, seek help from the hotel security and I'm sure you will be fine. Don't panic and pay-up, you don't deserve this.

[Dg8787]

Hello Senior gurus,

I have only few hours in BKK. And of course my.

Little jonny is saying # at #% at #. Now its a test for Seniors.

Any creative suggestions.

Yep. Not enough time for Johnny to come out.

[BionicMan]

He has 5 post all asking similar questions and in one of the post he says people are not responding to him. On top of that he do not have PM facility and he is asking people to send him PM. How bizarre things can be!!

What is not bizarre and quite predictable is the home country of the gentleman.

Guessing it is like shooting on the Red Cross in a war field.

[HyBuddy]

Will there be a time when you will contribute to the forum?

I am hoping for the same BM. First time to alone and that to BKK and REP. So, hoping to collect some experiences this time. Will share if I get a chance to collect some experiences this time.

[HyBuddy]

He has 5 post all asking similar questions and in one of the post he says people are not responding to him. On top of that he do not have PM facility and he is asking people to send him PM. How bizarre things can be!!

Thanks a lot for going thru my posts. However.

I wonder how you could conclude that there was no PM facility.

[HyBuddy]

We had a whole thread on this subject which has disappeared. I posted a report about meeting a "friend" and getting back to the airport in about 5 or 6 hours roundtrip. (I think I was headed to Cambodia.) If you are arriving early morning or late at night, forget it. If you cannot check your luggage through to final destination, forget it. And report back. To date, no one (myself excepted, ahem!) has told us what happened. TTG.

Its okay if you are not able to find the post TTG. And I appreciate you taking a min to respond honestly. At-least you didn't ask me to report my experience on my first future trip to BKK.

I hope responses like the once I received are not discouraging folks from reporting.

[Joe Karnavic]

Will there be a time when you will contribute to the forum?

He has 5 post all asking similar questions and in one of the post he says people are not responding to him. On top of that he do not have PM facility and he is asking people to send him PM. How bizarre things can be!!

[Blanquiceleste]

Will there be a time when you will contribute to the forum?

Possibly not, so best to simply ignore such takers. I have realized that I am wasting my time in responding to these types of men hoping there will be a change. Now I spend my time more wisely.

[BionicMan]

Hello Senior gurus,

I have only few hours in BKK. And of course my.

Little jonny is saying # at #% at #. Now its a test for Seniors.

Any creative suggestions.

Will there be a time when you will contribute to the forum?