Bangkok Reports

[Lew Ashby]

We wake up a little past 10 and I try to get a morning sesh in but she is not having it. Bow says her friend Nan left after L finished and that he gave her 5000 baht. Ok maybe I did not prep L as good as I thought I did LOL. I walk her downstairs and give her money for the taxi. She asks what about paying her for her time, and I playfully say "arai na, you like me baby". Not much of a sense of humor on this one as she just shoots me a dirty look. I do not have any baht so I just throw her a 100 dollar bill. She mentions her friend got 5000, and I say sorry baby I am not giving you 5000 for one pop. Had a tasty breakfast at the buffet and strategized what to do with V and L. We need to exchange money, purchase sim cards, and I want to hit the massage parlors with a 4 handed gloryhole in mind. Paradise and 102 are the places I have marked and with Paradise being a short walk away, that is the one I choose.

We walk in and Mamasan asks what we are looking for; I say I want a 90 minute 4 handed gloryhole massage with BJ and proceed to take 2 of the 4 girls who are in there without hesitation (Tangmo and Lucky). I pay and we head to the room. I shower alone and then wait for them with great anticipation on the gloryhole bed. They come in and start to massage me when I hear V come upstairs. As he passes by the door he says "hey thanks for leaving so many choices behind buddy" and I bust out laughing. Tangmo definitely has the better body and they both have some hairy bushes which I am not a fan of. They proceed with a so so massage when Tangmo says "see you later" and goes under the table to give me a handjob. I am digging this and then say I am ready for a BJ. To my surprise they open a condom and I am caught off guard. They inform me that they will only give a BJ with condom and that I should only want that for my safety. I'm trying to salvage this experience and say let's just go full service and I'll pay the cost delta afterwards. They oblige and Tangmo mounts me; I can feel that she is pretty tight even through those thick condoms that they had. She starts to tire and says to switch positions. I go in missionary and the expression on her face is not of enjoyment, so I look away haha. After a while of that, I ask her to get on her knees and then just pound away doggie until I finish. Ok 1 down. They proceed to give me more massage and Lucky asks if I'll be able to go again and I say yeah just give me 10 minutes. Well, much to their surprise 5 minutes later I was ready and she mounted me. As she was flat chested (Tangmo had some tits at least) I catch an unpleasant scent from Luckys vag, but just ignore it. I just have her ride me cowgirl until I finish. We still have 20 minutes left now, so they continue with the massage. I jokingly ask Tangmo if she wants more, and she says she is sore and cannot. I then ask Lucky and she shakes her head no. To my surprise I am 3/4's erect now and they offer to finish me with a handjob. I decline as I do not want to waste a pop on a damn HJ. We reconvene and compare notes; L says that he just got the best BBBJ of his life from a provider named Bank. I see her and she is certainly attractive. Had she been there when I walked in I definitely would have selected her haha.

We walk back to the hotel as I need some sleep before our dinner reservation at 7:30. I pass out hard.

After dinner, we head straight to Cowboy. As I mentioned previously, I love the energy of Dollhouse. The waitresses are so much fun to be around, buying them drinks is quite entertaining. The three who we had the most fun with before were all there and hardly left our side while we were there. As ritual I bought them all multiple rounds of drinks and let them spank my bare ass with their hands / foam batons. There was an American couple sitting behind us watching on in bewilderment haha. I asked about the girls we took before and was told they both no longer work there. Heading upstairs to the bathroom, I did however see one that could shake it like no other that I distinctly remember seeing on NYE due to that detail and the left half sleeve that she has. She can drop it down like no other. I told her to come down after she was finished dancing. 10 minutes later she came down and I got the best lap dance of my life. I thought about taking her but felt it had to be LT or nothing with her as those moves of her would have any man blowing it quite quickly. With my baccara girl on my mind, I decide to check it out, and make this one my fallback plan.

We get to baccara and after looking for her, did not see her. Darn. Surveyed the rest of the dancers and took a seat upstairs. Saw some solid girls but no one I wanted to buy a drink for. Went downstairs to to take another look then thought f it, why not just show the mamasan one of the few photos I have and ask her. I show her and she looks closely then leads me to the stage. There she was!! The drinking has taken its toll as you can see from what she looked like in January (1st pic) to now (2nd). I also tell myself that I didn't recognize her as she colored her hair and her tits didn't seem to be popping out as much. We go upstairs and she does not remember me haha. I show her some video and she seems a bit embarrassed, but I honestly don't care about that or her added lbs as long as the session was as good as before (it was one of the few sessions from the past trip that was still in my spankbank LOL). She asks me if I want to barfine and I say yes as we still had a great session before. She asks LT or ST and I ask her how long she'll stay for LT. She says 5, I counter with 6 and she says ok. I ask how many pops, and she says 2, I say last time I got at least 3, and she giggled and said up to me. To clarify I said ok as many as I want? "jet" (7)? She says ok and I ask how much. She says 7000 and I laugh. She says 6000, I say 5000 and I'll give her 1000 tip if she makes me happy. Deal. I hit the head, and come back to my buddy next to a girl with a hot face. I get a tad jealous and ask him where the f he found her. He said he just happened to see her downstairs. Her name was Jae (3rd picture) and she was so good my buddy barfined her the next night. He never does this so this speaks volumes. I asked him what he loved most about her and he said it was how she'd provide GFE one moment and would be pse the next.

Anyway, I recall my girl was a tad on the crazy side, dragging me from bar to bar but like me she just likes to have a good time, so I ask my buddy if he wants to go to a bar nearby for some drinks and dancing. They are down and I tell my girl we will go for a drink nearby and she smiles. Anyway, that turned into 90 minutes or so of boondoggling and I ended up dragging her out by her feet with the compromise being she could drink as much Singha (her beer of choice that she should probably give up for life LOL) as she wanted in the room. So if you barfine her just be ready for that.

Got to the room and clothes come off; I used to love the skinny chicks with implants, but now I am all about those big natural, perky titties. Session one down, get beers and cuddle. Suddenly I get a slew of line messages. Ha go figure that 2 of my pre trip line contacts decide to get back to me then. Oh well. Be from last night also asked what I was doing and that she was out drinking in radchadumri then asked what I was doing and I just didn't answer. By then I was ready to go again and session 2 down. Feeling the sexual chemistry I feel like I could bang this girl for eternity even though in all my past relationships I've gotten sick of having sex with them haha. She picks out some music and I serenade her with the songs that I know the lyrics to. She likes this and is starting to get turned on again. Kiss the neck, and lick from there to the V for some DATY. I feel the goosebumps on her and go in again. I lean back and pull her on top; she mounts me cowgirl and I am in a happy place with those big titties in my face. She starts to fatigue and I tell her to get on her knees. Love the view, reach around and get a handful of those titties again and pound away till I finish. Pass out for an hour or so and wake up hard. Feel her and she is a tad wet. Play with her pussy and then get in another session. It is now 530 am and I go in for one more session. That is how I maximize ROI haha. We shower together and she leaves. She asks if I'll come back tonight and I said most likely. She asks what time and I said before close, she said shell wait (I hope she didn't haha). Still a good provider, albeit a bit on the crazy side. Not sure I will repeat as who knows what she will look like when I go back this fall.

[Lew Ashby]

**For my 3rd trip of 16 nights, the plan was to spend 5 nights in BKK; the first 3 and then the final 2. The first 3 were with my buddies V and L. It ended up being 9 nights, and I will touch on that later.

P.S. Sorry for taking so long to write these. Definitely not enough time while on the ground, and I am just getting over the jetlag now, ha!

My flight to CAN out of LAX was delayed an hour and I feared that this would cause me to miss my connecting flight to BKK as I had just a little more than that time originally. Unable to get an answer from any of the airplane staff, I didn't even bother hustling off the plane as I originally took the risk on the aggressive itinerary knowing that there was another flight from CAN to BKK departing a few hours later. Got my tickets for that flight and slammed some beers in the lounge.

I ended up sitting next to 2 masseuses on the plane. Fine-tuned my Thai and as I was ripping more beers and one of them started to appeal to me a tad more haha. Turns out she lives in Chonburri. She said she'the come visit me in Pattaya when I was there so I got her line.

Landed at 1 am and hustled through the airport, customs and was in the taxi in 15 minutes. Dunno if I'll ever beat that but I'll take it. 25 minutes at checked into the hotel- Legacy suites by compass hospitality on soi 29. Pretty nice place, the breakfast is fantastic!

My buddy V landed 12 hrs before me so I sent him around to scout. As nothing stood out in NEP last time and recent solid reports there, I told him to check out Billboard, Butterflies, and Bangkok Bunnies. Unfortunately he said he did not see anything that elicited a bar fine. We have pretty similar tastes in our girls, often fighting over them (thank God there are so many LOL) so I took his word for it. He said Cowboy was dead in terms of punters and said he was digging "low season". Anyway, they were at Baccara so I met them there at 2 am. As it was an hour away from closing, I was not expecting much. Unfortunately it was slim pickings, but he did say that he saw one of my favorites from last time (288) earlier on. We left and checked out dollhouse. We love a handful of the waitresses here as they are very high energy. Did not see a single one. Darn. I meant to give this a look myself later on in my trip, but I never got a chance. Next time!

Something I did not partake in last time was the clubs. As I wanted to work other more cost effective avenues this go round, the afterhours clubs we're on my to do list. With 4 guys wide awake what better time than now?! We took a cab to insanity and went in. A lot of lookers in there and while there were certainly plenty past their prime, but there were also many youthful ones. V locked on, while L and I surveyed the room. One caught my eye, but she did not seem interested at all and gave off a vibe that she was God's gift. I passed. Did not make any other moves and was content just getting good night's sleep as I didn't get much during the 20 hrs of flight time. As V and his girl were taking a cab, L and I opted to walk. In front of us there are 2 pretty girls and I ask them "pi nai kap" (thanks Mr E for that line. F'in brilliant) they say "gin kao", I ask if we can join, and they oblige.

We just hit one of those random seafood restaurants set up on the side of the street and the food was pretty tasty. I initially sat down next to Nan (ok face, big implants, quirky personality) as I looked more at Bow, I started taking a liking to her. She definitely had a petite body (pictured), with a nice ass and sizeable tits which I am not surprised end up being bolt ONS. My buddy said she had a bitchy face; maybe I just liked that LOL. I switched seats with my buddy and started working her. I'll say that she did give off a bitchy vibe and she seemed like she just wanted to go home and go-to sleep. Nan was definitely dtf, but my buddy was reluctant. I asked be if she wanted to go, and she bluntly asked "for what". I said to have fun, and she said she was tired. Alright. Not feeling a good vibe, I decide to test her a bit and switch seats again with my buddy and start to work on her friend again LOL. I look at Bow out the corner of my eye and see her watching. I ask Nan for her line and say let's get out of here. She said that be was staying with her and that she would have to come to. I said ok fine, she can go with my friend. Nan speaks Thai with her and then says that be likes me. Ha! Playing hard to get I guess. L says he is not really feeling Nan, but totally takes one for the team here respect! We don't talk any numbers which I saw as a slight risk but as L was a first timer, I prepped him pretty good and knew that this chick would be a good provider.

To our rooms around 5:30 am and Bow is a bit of a bore. I definitely got a starfish vibe but am horny at this point and in full escalation mode. She is hesitant and always stopping me from advancing; so it is 2 steps forward and 1 step back for the next few hours. Finally she takes her pants off and I put a finger inside her. I cannot believe how tight she is! I am talking pinkie tight here. I go down for some DATY for what seems to be the better part of an hour. Finally she is starting to get more into it, and this time I put my index finger in her and she starts to pop her ass out and grind. By now she is pretty wet and I just enter her. Wow it felt great, what a way to start the trip! I finish the deed, roll over to see it's light outside (so much for getting a good night sleep haha) and pass out.

[LittleBigMan]

Hi fellow mongers,

As I am coming to Bangkok Nana Hotel for only 1 night. What do you guys think about it, is it good like girl friendly also in terms on staff and safety.

Also one more question about the money, how much in Bahts you think I should carry for the night if I want to eat, drink and sex of course + transportation from / to the airport.

My regards,

Falhooos.

Nana hotel should run you around 1700 baht, ask them for the newer renovated rooms it includes a buffet breakfast. Without knowing your spending habits and taste a guess is 10,000 baht should be more than enough at least for me.

[ItIsMe83]

Anyone good new recommendations for transport company Bangkok-Pat? Used one before but they don't reply anymore so guessing they quit. 1500-2000 acceptable if very good spacious car with good A / C and happy friendly drivers.

[Falhooos]

Hi fellow mongers,

As I am coming to Bangkok Nana Hotel for only 1 night. What do you guys think about it, is it good like girl friendly also in terms on staff and safety.

Also one more question about the money, how much in Bahts you think I should carry for the night if I want to eat, drink and sex of course + transportation from / to the airport.

My regards,

Falhooos.

[Bubba Boy]

Thanks for the info. I'll pay a bit more attention next time I'm there. Never have been going to Patpong as I have the feeling that it's not so conveniently situated and I have not read that many stories about patpong either on this forum or at least nothing that attracted me. Who knows I'll give it a try next time. Thanks again BB.

Yeah, there never seems to be reports on Patpong, I am sure there is some value there amongst the clip joints, anyone with deep knowledge care to share the places that are legit vs the places that are straight up rip joints?

[Banana Boi]

Don't expect the quantity of girls in Patpong. Other than King's Castle 1 with 60-70 girls most bars there have only 15-30 girls.

[Hiete]

The one with the long stage. Never sure which Rainbow is which. I'm not a fan of Bangkok gogo bars to begin with but that Rainbow has the prettiest gogo girls. Your taste may vary. If I had one night like I do again this week I choose Patpong over Nana and Cowboy. Patpong gogo bars seem to have friendlier girls liken to the Pattaya gogo bars.

Thanks for the info. I'll pay a bit more attention next time I'm there. Never have been going to Patpong as I have the feeling that it's not so conveniently situated and I have not read that many stories about patpong either on this forum or at least nothing that attracted me. Who knows I'll give it a try next time. Thanks again BB.

[Hiete]

Yes I tried to explain to the Ladyboy mamasan (ex Crazy House waitress) that the "music" was very obnoxious to guys of my generation even if the young girls seemed to like it. I suggested to her to go check out Shark, notice a lot more customers, and notice a much more acceptable type of dance music for the Expat customers. I was only there due to a an ex regular Crazy House girl being there. I really hated it as a bar completely. First step would be fire the DJ, then make it more similar to Crazy House or Shark or Doll House would be a big forward step.

Have to learn something from bars doing well or okay.

Not sure what you mean with the expat customer. I can imagine that there's a Japanese or perhaps oriental market that they target in CH who might like the crap music they play over there. From the times I have entering both CH and Shark bar I had the impression that there were many more Asians in CH to be found comparing with Shark or even Dollhouse where there were more westerners. Not sure that this is due to the fact that they play more acceptable music in Shark and DH.

As for me I really do like some good music that not only suits my taste but also suits the bar. Looking at CH establishment I'm not sure that having better music, whatever that may be would be per se better in order to get more revenue. I think that playing this type of music is a part of their identity which perhaps suits the target they're aiming for. At the end I believe that most people don't go into bars that is according to their music type liking. I go into CH because the girls are naked. Nothing more, noting less.

[Banana Boi]

The one with the long stage. Never sure which Rainbow is which. I'm not a fan of Bangkok gogo bars to begin with but that Rainbow has the prettiest gogo girls. Your taste may vary. If I had one night like I do again this week I choose Patpong over Nana and Cowboy. Patpong gogo bars seem to have friendlier girls liken to the Pattaya gogo bars.

[Hiete]

Imo the best gogo bars in Bangkok are rainbow in nana and king's castle 1 in patpong.

Hi BB. Which rainbow are you talking about and why is it the best bar according to you? Have been popping my head into rainbow now and then but it never occurred to me to sit down and grab a San Mig light.

[JeraldoRivera]

Any recommended places for couples? Either good sex rubdown for the 2 of us or whatever. My lady friends not really bi so even a male rub for her would be fine or somebody that specialise in couples.

Thanks for ideas.

[Xxcyclopsxx]

Hey, We are young couples from India coming to Bangkok on 12th July - 17th July looking for fun. Any recommended fun place to visit where we can get connected with Asian couples & mature men. Also, any place where we both can get massage. Do let me know.

Thanks in Advance.

[JohnSue]

Five Star is now owned by the same people that operate Crazy House, I'm told. The old Five Star was something different in Cowboy, a cool quirky bar with live music. Never had many people, so I understand new owners want to try a different set-up. But another chrome bar with average ladies and "car alarm music" is really not what Cowboy needs right now. The street lacks diversity; it should have more themed bars IMO. Owners need to make a profit but why is there such a lack of inventions and new ideas? Sad really. I guess some of it is related to the "Iran" guy how run his bars for money laundry only. For customers to the area it is just a waste of space since it does not appeal to the hardcore mongers nor to the curious tourists. So who is it for. Since there are no people inside, just a bunch of girls on the outside? The old Climax is surely missed; the discos like Insanity, Levels etc. Just do not do it for me (maybe to old. ? The Hillary bars are Ok, but a tad too small. Any news on the street that Climax will reopen on another location? It was a perfect pick-up place with tons of freelancers.

Thanks for the intel on Five Star. I was in BKK with my Thai GF a few months back and stuck my head in. I was somewhat horrified, but like everything else, use it or lose it. Ten years back it was busy, and relaxed, the drinks prices were 60-80 Baht so you could stay in there for a few hours for 1 k Baht with a bg from another bar and buy the staff a few drinks. Post coup and other Thai issues customers dropped off and following Asian business logic prices went up a lot. A shame, and a great loss to decent music in BKK. I didn't really Climax had closed, last time I walk passed the Ambassador it appeared to be open, but I never went in. That was a few months back though. The Hillary bars (at least 3, or whichever one is on Soi 12) have funny rules for the lady drinks, which most customers might not notice, but they have 4 different drinks they have to have in order. After that they can have what they want. I have a friend there from a long time ago when she worked on Soi 33.

I don't go to all the bars, tending to stick to a few, but if you are on older bloke (I am) try Angelwitch, Rawhide and Long Gun. Buy a beer, watch the show and see who comes to talk. Go midweek when it is quieter and be patient. If you are very old and you want young ladies LT this may not work as well. But I am sure you know all that, sorry.

JS.

[JohnSue]

Years back Eden Club used to offer two girls back to your hotel for all night until 8 am the next day. Looking on their website now I cannot see this offer- does anyone know if it is still possible? Also where else can I find a threesome in BKK, l don't want to just pick two random girls with no chemistry, would prefer seek out providers who specialise in it and are bi-sexual.

Find which ever bar you like and ask the mamasan. Just remember Thai Lady's can be very "shy" not with you on your own (the dressing under a towel thing they always do even on their own) but with another girl if you take two you might find one insists on being in the bathroom while the other performs. So explain to the Mamasan what you want and she will hopefully provide. Might have to buy her a drink though 555.