Bangkok Reports

[Lcale1982]

They're like the hookers that work Lumpini Park. They're for cheap guys who don't care more than the girl has a hole or 3.

Oh I wasn't sure if Lumpini Park FL was still a thing. My friends Thai GF told us about it so we went to check out it around 10 pm but maybe was in the wrong area and didn't see anyone. Sounds like I probably wouldn't pick anyone up since I do frequent Thermae but guess I'll check it out again my next try just to browse.

[Allover]

Banana Boi and others: I believe this is the "school girl" that has been referenced. Personally, I think she looks good. But as ET points out, she is a flake.

Thanks HorseTrader. I'm sure that is the girl and I did see her at that same spot in August. I think she is decent looking and certainly not worthy of discussion about her being ugly.

[Banana Boi]

Banana Boi and others: I believe this is the "school girl" that has been referenced. Personally, I think she looks good. But as ET points out, she is a flake.

Oh this girl. Average Thai girl. Big thighs and calves. I wouldn't make fun of her but I also wouldn't be picking her up. Why when there are so much better down the street in Thermae?

ET, comparing BKK girls to those things you see on Beach Road in Pattaya imo gives the wrong impression of what Pattaya has to offer. Those are bottom of the barrel in Pattaya. They're like the hookers that work Lumpini Park. They're for cheap guys who don't care more than the girl has a hole or 3. Everyone knows if a Farang wants half decent girls in Pattaya you have to go inside the top gogo bars. Don't judge by YouTube videos on what you see outside. Otherwise they need to be persistent like me and keep going to real G clubs on a weekly basis. Soi 6 is a crap shoot too again suited for guys on a budget but if you go 7 days in a row when the soi isn't busy you will find a girl.

[Raj Patela]

LOL. I have not seen a clear, prolonged, full body and face photo or video of her. And I have never taken one of her. My guess is if she suspected someone was filming her she would turn away.

She can usually be seen on Sukhumvit between Soi 11 and Soi 3. But, as mentioned, she might as often be working as a doorgirl or greeter in a Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy area bar. Or dancing in a gogo bar in either venue. She has enough of an attractive look about her to be welcome by the owners and mamasans for such a placement in any case.

On the street or at a bar entrance, look for her to be wearing a very short scotch plaid skirt. Because her legs are good enough for her to get away with it.

Look for her to also wear a bare midriff top, revealing her stomach and mid section. Again, because with her body fitness level she can get away with it.

That is in contrast to the usual overdressed coverage for many female freelancers on Beach Road in Pattaya or Soi 4 and Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok where the girl is generally trying to hide a roll or two of flab hanging over her waistband and a dress long enough to hide her fat, flabby ass and thick, thunder thighs.

Aside from the identifiable clothing, I submit that any punter reading this who wanders around that area trying to find her by looking for a particularly hideously ugly lady as seems to be the assessment of a couple of posters here will never guess she is that "Schoolgirl" freelancer they were slamming for her supposed ugliness. LOL.

Yes, I know the name she goes by. The name she told me 2-3 years ago, that is. Buy I am not inclined to post it since she has been the object of derision here so often, particularly about her physical appearance. Quite unfairly and unjustifiably so, imo.

Her Hotness is Zerro on a Zerro to 5 scale.

I'm calling Rooms on being Sarcastic.

[HorseTrader]

Is the girl at 14:05 the one you describe? Her legs look thicker in this video than in reality, she also looks prettier in person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ee5XzoPN6Y

Banana Boi and others: I believe this is the "school girl" that has been referenced. Personally, I think she looks good. But as ET points out, she is a flake.

[SuperLove]

Hi Sammon, congrats on this gem. She is an easy 8 in my books. If I can ask what all did the she do and how much did you spend on her. And most importantly where did you find her. TF / smooci escorts bar or street pick up or inside a mall. Your reply helps us all bring our A game on the scene, not asking for her contacts. Cheers.

Had a nice two nights stay in Bangkok after Pattaya.

Not a lot of people. Did visit Soi Cowboy, watched girls. Did not barfine. Found a nice girl to stay with. Not going to share details.

[EihTooms]

Speaking of photos, below are photos of the old Beergarden Soi 7 entrance that has now been converted to an expansion of those Soi 7 collection of bars apparently now known as 7 Center Point.

Taken yesterday. Depending on how far along the bar cubicles are behind those doors, I wouldn't be surprised if they were open for business in the next 2-3 weeks.

Then again, if any doable girls in the expansion bars are as resistant to getting barfined to have sex with customers as most of the doable girls are in the other bars in this venue, it would only be of interest to lonlihearts who buy Ladydrinks simply to have a drinking buddy.

[EihTooms]

Who is this girl you guys keep talking about? Anyone have a photo of her or can point her out on one of the daily YouTube walking videos?

As we all know guys all have different taste in women. Otherwise 98.25% of the girls I don't like in Thailand would be starving.

LOL. I have not seen a clear, prolonged, full body and face photo or video of her. And I have never taken one of her. My guess is if she suspected someone was filming her she would turn away.

She can usually be seen on Sukhumvit between Soi 11 and Soi 3. But, as mentioned, she might as often be working as a doorgirl or greeter in a Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy area bar. Or dancing in a gogo bar in either venue. She has enough of an attractive look about her to be welcome by the owners and mamasans for such a placement in any case.

On the street or at a bar entrance, look for her to be wearing a very short scotch plaid skirt. Because her legs are good enough for her to get away with it.

Look for her to also wear a bare midriff top, revealing her stomach and mid section. Again, because with her body fitness level she can get away with it.

That is in contrast to the usual overdressed coverage for many female freelancers on Beach Road in Pattaya or Soi 4 and Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok where the girl is generally trying to hide a roll or two of flab hanging over her waistband and a dress long enough to hide her fat, flabby ass and thick, thunder thighs.

Aside from the identifiable clothing, I submit that any punter reading this who wanders around that area trying to find her by looking for a particularly hideously ugly lady as seems to be the assessment of a couple of posters here will never guess she is that "Schoolgirl" freelancer they were slamming for her supposed ugliness. LOL.

Yes, I know the name she goes by. The name she told me 2-3 years ago, that is. Buy I am not inclined to post it since she has been the object of derision here so often, particularly about her physical appearance. Quite unfairly and unjustifiably so, imo.

[Raj Patela]

All Points Bulletin.

I was Strolling to Soi 6 near Yellow Massage when I saw this Small Girl with Orange Hair. Upon closer examination it looked like Baitoey. Hahaha.

I could be wrong on this one Guys.

[Sammon]

Had a nice two nights stay in Bangkok after Pattaya.

Not a lot of people. Did visit Soi Cowboy, watched girls. Did not barfine. Found a nice girl to stay with. Not going to share details.

[Banana Boi]

Who is this girl you guys keep talking about? Anyone have a photo of her or can point her out on one of the daily YouTube walking videos?

As we all know guys all have different taste in women. Otherwise 98.25% of the girls I don't like in Thailand would be starving.

[Allover]

The weird clothing and weird demeanor on interacting with her aside, I am just talking about basic body fitness and proportions. Add to which her skin is light and there is absolutely nothing standout "ugly" about her face. No giant chin, no bug eyes, no big nose, no monster scars or bizarre cosmetic surgery results. She has perfectly average, even facial features. I'm not touting her incomparable beauty or head turning Hotness. LOL.

I believe I saw her during my trip in August. She was near the Nana BTS entrance near Soi 7. She was staring at her phone and I was walking quickly and didn't get a good look at her face. I did a search here to see her picture again but couldn't find it. But when I saw her I did not get the impression she was ugly or hideous. She seemed kind of average. I don't understand why she is singled out as ugly here. If I saw her pic again I might change my mind though.

[Raj Patela]

https://www4.bestjavporn.com/video/wanz-101-decensored/

Possible our Nana Schoolgirl will turn into this one day.

How many Homely Schoolgirls turn into absolut Beauties later in life.

[EihTooms]

Last night I strolled beach road Pattaya. School Girl would have been 2nd from the Bottom in terms of Hotness. OMG, there was an obese dark skin shortie trying her Luck.

On the bright side there were a few that were Attractive. I was surprised. Not that I'd pay my 500 baht though-. I'm scared of them. LOL.

I spent 5 days and nights in Pattaya last month. A Thursday through a Tuesday. I cruised down Walking Street and along Beach Road almost every night, down Soi 6 only on the Saturday night. Being merely fit, slim and relatively well proportioned, the Bkk Schoolgirl FL's body would blow away 95% of the girls I saw on Beach Road on any day or night I was there. She would easily rank among the top 25% I saw that Saturday night on Soi 6. And it was packed.

The weird clothing and weird demeanor on interacting with her aside, I am just talking about basic body fitness and proportions. Add to which her skin is light and there is absolutely nothing standout "ugly" about her face. No giant chin, no bug eyes, no big nose, no monster scars or bizarre cosmetic surgery results. She has perfectly average, even facial features. I'm not touting her incomparable beauty or head turning Hotness. LOL. Although, I believe many punters, even experienced ones, might see her that way. I am just stating the facts about her physical appearance.

Now let's add another factor contributing to my assessment that she would be quite popular and busy on Beach Road or Soi 6 in Pattaya; the general customer demographic.

You think she would stand around for hours with nothing to do, no approaches, no offers and no takers in those two locations where the going rate is somewhere from 1,000 to 1,500 baht, room included? I don't.

You do realize she is actually not hurting for customers in Bangkok, right? That's why she can ignore most of the men who approach her without looking up from her smartphone screen, an observation I believe you made about her way back when if I remember correctly.

I have met her, have had a nodding, smiling and brief chatting acquaintance with her since before Covid. Seen her working as a Nana Plaza greeter just pre-Covid. Seen her working onstage, bottomless, in Crazy House. Seen her working as a door girl in various lower Sukhumvit bars. And I see her virtually every night I go out, many times with a customer. I see her engaged with, leaving with a customer or sitting with one in a restaurant in any 5 day period more than I saw girls on Beach Road engaged with and leaving with a customer in that 5 day period I was there last month.

Mind you, I did not say "that is what you get in Pattaya. " I only suggested she would be very popular and busy if she worked on Beach Road or Soi 6 in Pattaya, where there are tons of fat, squat, sloppy, ugly ladies for rent. There are also tons of fat, squat, sloppy, ugly ladies on Soi 4 and Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok for rent. Sorry, but that Schoolgirl FL is not one of them.

Again, that is not an assessment of whatever weird demeanor a potential customer might or might not sense about her before he agrees to her terms and takes her. LOL. That is a different issue from her looks. And some punters might be intrigued by and attracted to that aspect of her while others are repelled by it.

[Tomasb]

Anyways, I heard through the grapevine smooci didn't pay their police fines or something, so the site doesn't appear to be working currently. Nevermind. Out of my room I go!

Yes, news reports in Bangkok Post and other media sources confirm that Smooci, at least for the time being, has been drummed out of business. It's unclear if this is due to not paying tea money or due to some other factors. I used it a few times when I did not feel like going out and dealing with the bars, bar fine, bad weather, etc. So it's a pity that they are no longer in business.