Bangkok Reports

[Banana Boi]

Benjamin Hart the yoo tuber with the dead squirrel on his head has no idea, he is an insider big wig at amwrican Embasdy.

They caught Al Capone on Taxes.

Thailand has been threatening to tax any person who makes any money on YouTube for years now. Thailand figures if you are using their land to make money they should get a cut of your income. Not a single thing has been done about it.

[Nyezhov]

Lady drink cost is 200 at Rainbow 5 or even 4.

Sometime they upsell and order shots with cola which then comes out to be for 400, but yeah girl needs to earn.

The experienced monger tells the waitress One drink and holds up one finger. I'm friends with the staff at R5 so never have a problem, even though I hardly ever buy LDs.

Bar Girl Game Theory. I never make things up.

Last night an 80 year old barfined a Rainbow 5 spinner, small girl you can spin, I don't know.

She got dressed and Darted out the door. The guy could hardly get up out of his Stool and walk. LOL.

I can imagine it took him 25 minutes to walk to short time hotel or maybe 15 minute if he stayed at Majestic right around the corner.

I'm pretty sure his Game consisted of Paying at least 3,000.

Dude, don't be making fun of us old folks. I'm one of them. And I saw that geezer there, good for him. What's your game consist of playing for an R5 spinner? 3 K is the going rate, you getting them cheaper?

Last Nights Report from this Old Dude that also had a Spinner.

Totally fucked up night I must say. I started off with some Lamb grilled Egyptian style at Sheherazad on Soi Arab. Superb BTW. Left my bag there so they had to follow me out the door.

My kid on the corner with Moon Rocks was out of stock as he had some trouble with the PoPo. Just as he was tucking some prerolls into my pocket because he was glad to see me, a cop walks up to talk to him. See ya later, I take off to Nana.

See the girl of my dreams in Billboard, place is packed, dream shattered when some other dude grabs her. Tons of hotties in costume. Fabulous.

Make the rounds. Total fuglies in Twister and Bunnys, half and half everywhere else, so I head over to Suk.

Go up the street, stop at my fav dispensary, joke with the staff, buy overpriced weed (but good quality). Leave a fat bud there. Walk down to Thermae.

Sit on the steps at Thermae, go to smoke while people watching, realize I am weed short. So go back to dispensary and collect my weed, realize that the girl there has been ringing me but on my old number, get that fixed.

Head back to Thermae. Stop at ATM. Wallet is gone. Last ime used was at dispensary? Walk back there. No wallet. Walk back to Thermae.

Wallet fell out of pocket on Raumchitt while I was smoking. The door guy snagged it. Oooooorah. Saved. Tipped him the 1000 in the wallet.

In Thermae. Loads of newbies, mediocre quality for me. There was a few hotties, the one I had my eye on was an arrogant ***** so elsewhere for me. The Chinese dudes were loudly drunk. They act like see*nts, worse than the Aussies and Brits in the old days in Pattaya. At least those guys could drink, this bozos have two and are jumping around like roosters engaged in mating rituals. Dudes, the girls aren't impressed.

Tired, stoned, stressed from all the losing and forgetting, the escalator at the Hyatt is shut down so I walk back towards Soi Nana to cross the street and walk back up to my standard pick up spot.

Take a walk down 7/1. Here is a girl at wood bar who, beyond the fact that she is not an elderly disgusting fatbody, is actually young, thin and attractive enough to justify an 1000 B BJ. And a fine, albeit mechanical one it was. And no, I don't have a name. I don't do names on BJ girls.

BTW Majic Table had two that weren't vomit inducing.

African girls are everywhere, I had one latch on to me after I left Wood and I was tempted to see if I could get her on her knees in an alley, but I was too tired.

I won't be out again for a few days.

[Llantarnam]

Right, but there is no option to buy for just 30 days one-time, minimum is for 90 days one-time. Ongoing monthly subscription is a possibility but is it possible but wonder if they would hassle during cancellation.

All of the premium packages auto renew if you don't cancel. I just took out the 30 day auto renew, but cancelled before it was due to renew.

[Raj Patela]

Bars will remain open until 4 am starting New Years. " Phuket, Bangkok and Chiang Mai (we figure Pattaya will also be included in the initial list). " If you haven't booked for December yet hold off and book for January!

Wonder if this will mean gogo girls will be able to start work at 10 pm, 2 hours later.

Start same time the unattractive will have 2 work 2 hours longer for same pay is what I reckon. Who knows.

I'm more concerned with more than 180 days in Thailand you will need to be TAX compliant. It starts Jan 1.

I'm ok with paying tax but no one knows the logistics. Benjamin Hart the yoo tuber with the dead squirrel on his head has no idea, he is an insider big wig at amwrican Embasdy.

They caught Al Capone on Taxes. Gnomesaying.

[Banana Boi]

Bars will remain open until 4 am starting New Years. " Phuket, Bangkok and Chiang Mai (we figure Pattaya will also be included in the initial list). " If you haven't booked for December yet hold off and book for January!

Wonder if this will mean gogo girls will be able to start work at 10 pm, 2 hours later.

[YetAnotherGuy]

Odd I was looking at drink menu yesterday at Rainbo 4. Lady drink is 200.

Stickman like Geisha,. Whatever incarnation it is now.

Oops, bad typing (actually, bad entry in my notes). Thanks for the suggestion!

[YetAnotherGuy]

Have any spas actually closed? As far as I know, Black Caviar Executive Club, Maria and La Belle are all still open with many girls.

A couple that are mourned are the late Nataree and The Lord. (And, for some, Colonz). They've been departed for a while, though, pre-Covid.

[MachchiBaba]

I'm using it in the US. The billing is fine. You can cancel whenever you want. If you want to be extra careful, you can use prepaid visa as well. In terms of Bangkok talents, I'm still figuring that out myself. I've reach out to a few ladies but won't be there until next week so still couldn't confirm if the pictures match. So far it seems like the cost is on the high side of 7-15 k so I might pass on most of them but would love to hear if anyone found a gem in there.

Thanks, that was really helpful! I will get a prepaid card tomorrow, a quick run to CVS. Next week I am there too.

[Raj Patela]

Bar Girl Game Theory. I never make things up.

Last night an 80 year old barfined a Rainbow 5 spinner, small girl you can spin, I don't know.

She got dressed and Darted out the door. The guy could hardly get up out of his Stool and walk. LOL.

I can imagine it took him 25 minutes to walk to short time hotel or maybe 15 minute if he stayed at Majestic right around the corner.

I'm pretty sure his Game consisted of Paying at least 3,000.

[Raj Patela]

(Emirates) Yup, same with me, spend less, go more often (and stay longer). Korean isn't bad though, it's one of my favorite reasonably priced airlines -- metal silverware!

(Nana) Same with me, Nana is great for people watching.

Now, speaking of Nana, I have a problem in that my set of favorite places is rather constrained. I sometimes get lucky and find a cute pool girl at Billboard. I can usually find someone good at Rainbow 5, though it's expensive (1000 baht barfine, 400 baht lady drinks). The bar downstairs from Mandarin (is it called Red Dragon?) is sometimes good. But I can't just keep bouncing between such a small number of bars. Does someone have some other favorites at Nana to suggest? I'd appreciate any help I can get to get me out of my rut. Thanks!

Odd I was looking at drink menu yesterday at Rainbo 4. Lady drink is 200.

Stickman like Geisha,. Whatever incarnation it is now.

[Samarth]

(Emirates) Yup, same with me, spend less, go more often (and stay longer). Korean isn't bad though, it's one of my favorite reasonably priced airlines -- metal silverware!

(Nana) Same with me, Nana is great for people watching.

Now, speaking of Nana, I have a problem in that my set of favorite places is rather constrained. I sometimes get lucky and find a cute pool girl at Billboard. I can usually find someone good at Rainbow 5, though it's expensive (1000 baht barfine, 400 baht lady drinks). The bar downstairs from Mandarin (is it called Red Dragon?) is sometimes good. But I can't just keep bouncing between such a small number of bars. Does someone have some other favorites at Nana to suggest? I'd appreciate any help I can get to get me out of my rut. Thanks!

Lady drink cost is 200 at Rainbow 5 or even 4.

Sometime they upsell and order shots with cola which then comes out to be for 400, but yeah girl needs to earn.

[Gapoox]

I like to know also. I see there are some good candidates there but the problem I have is the steep membership fee. It is close to $250 for 30 days. Assuming that fee was okay I personally don't feel comfortable putting in my credit card details for a one time payment and then come to find that they continue to charge me on an ongoing basis. I would hate to be on a phone call with a company I don't even know where they run their business out off. Net-net, I am not able to build my trust level with seeking.com. I would love to hear others' experiences with their billing ethics and off course Bangkok candidates in there. Is the fee worth it?

I'm using it in the US. The billing is fine. You can cancel whenever you want. If you want to be extra careful, you can use prepaid visa as well. In terms of Bangkok talents, I'm still figuring that out myself. I've reach out to a few ladies but won't be there until next week so still couldn't confirm if the pictures match. So far it seems like the cost is on the high side of 7-15 k so I might pass on most of them but would love to hear if anyone found a gem in there.

[GuyBrusg1957]

" likes you back"? In Thermae? She likes your money, you just want one who you like, accepts you, and provides good service. Thermae is definitely not a normal bar.

That is not what I mean, I want to find someone who I can still get along with despite paying. There is no point getting involved with someone if you don't like you at all despite paying.

[GuyBrusg1957]

I also mourn the lost spas. My current favorites are Maria (expensive, but sometimes worth it) and La Belle (way cheaper, lots of good promise). Emmanuelle is a distant third, and Poseidon may be worth a look. Get there between 6-7:30 on weekdays. Things will be sparse by 9, and lots of massage girls do other things on weekends.

Have any spas actually closed? As far as I know, Black Caviar Executive Club, Maria and La Belle are all still open with many girls.

They don't have much for social media or any line-up which is disappointing.

[YetAnotherGuy]

I assume that the famous spas in Ratchada havent reopened since their famous closures even before the pandemic. Are there any other places that have younger and slimmer girls? Ive been to Bangkok so many times, yet I feel like Im traveling there for the first time.

I also mourn the lost spas. My current favorites are Maria (expensive, but sometimes worth it) and La Belle (way cheaper, lots of good promise). Emmanuelle is a distant third, and Poseidon may be worth a look. Get there between 6-7:30 on weekdays. Things will be sparse by 9, and lots of massage girls do other things on weekends.