Bangkok Reports

[Aviator12]

Doing a one-nighter in BKK and I'm torn on whether I should stay new Soi Cowboy or Nana Plaza. I've been consuming all the info I can, and they both sound worth a look, but with only one night, what's the best bang for my buck (pun partially intended)?

It depends on your monger plan; If this is your first trip you should try both places. Start early, 6-7 PM with drinks outside Nana Plaza. Check out the popular bars in Nana from 9-10 PM onwards Then go to main street and take a taxi to Soi Cowboy. It will take you 5 minutes. If you are "falang" choose the best suited bars like Shark, Dollshouse, Crazy House, Long Gun, Rawhide, Tilac and choose your little honey. In my opinion both Nana and Cowboy are good and no big difference in girls quality or prices if you stick to the popular bars (read this forum). If you find the prices too high try the Hillary bars near Nana Plaza for freelancers.

[TJ222]

Doing a one-nighter in BKK and I'm torn on whether I should stay new Soi Cowboy or Nana Plaza. I've been consuming all the info I can, and they both sound worth a look, but with only one night, what's the best bang for my buck (pun partially intended)?

[Allover]

There was a well know barber shop with extras on Sukhumvit Soi 11 years ago but I'm sure it is closed now. It was on Soi 11 right at the entrance to the sub-Soi that used to have Sabai Sabai massage and Charley Brown's Mexican Restaurant in it. It was a clean, two story place with a lot of windows. Extras were provided on the second floor. I only got an HJ or BJ there but more was on the menu.

[Pita123]

Brothers of the Mongering Persuasion!

Some time ago (a few years?) I read about a barber shop in Bangkok where not only your hair was cut, but they provided a "happy ending" too. Try as I might I could not trace back that post. It may even have been on another forum and it was quite some time ago anyhow, so the info then provided is probably stale by now.

Anybody any idea where that place was? And if so, does it still exist? All info is welcome.

Wolvenvacht.

Sounds like Lisa's on Soi 19. Recently taken over by Lotus expanding from next door.

[Doggage]

The following was enabled by information found on this forum, so I suppose, in a way, it's giving back. If only I could give as good as I got.

So, my not admittedly but actually bi-curious 21-year old non-Thai in tow (and yes I brought my own caviar to the oyster bar that is Bangkok, but bear with me), we proceed to Honey Bee Massage on Soi 22 and ask for the 120 minute couple's massage. The providers are both listed on the website, and came recommended by the sizable desk mommy as specializing in women. They gave my 21-year old such a seeing-to that after the soapy and rubdown session, and watching me go to town on them, both her first lesbian and first group experience, my 21-year old is requesting repeats and demanding nearly nightly gogo visits. This is ALL thanks to the patient, gentle, understanding, and highly competent session we received at Honey Bee. With a little hinting from me at the beginning, and a little hand-holding from me throughout, our two providers were expert guides in getting her into the mood and putting her jealousy and shyness to rest. Ya damn right I over tipped at 1 k baht to each provider plus 5,000 for the experience, but I didn't make clear at all I would do that, nor did I "upsell" what the experience would be with my girl..

That's good to know. I'm heading back in July with my wife and will definitely check out Honey Bee.

[LuvStJohn]

Sorry, I just want to ask about the hotel policies if I want to have guests in my room, do they charge extra fees to allow of its OK, and what hotels you guys recommend in lower Sukhumvit regarding visitors visiting you in your room.

Thanks again, cheers, Falhooos.

I stayed in 3 different hotels earlier this year on Sukhumvit Soi 2. All were guest friendly, no additional charges. Surestay Hotel, though lots of families there; Hotel Solo, and Aspen Suites more adult. Surestay and Solo the nicest. I also know that the Rembrandt Towers, around Soi 20 allows guests for free, since I just sent an email and asked.

If you're near Soi 2, make sure you go to The Mexican, just off the soi next to Annie's Soapy Massage. Great food, owner, pool, drinks. It ain't cheap, but it's a slice of heaven before hitting crazy Nana Plaza at the other end of the alley it's on. No bargirls in this place, though you can take a well-dressed date there, if you want.

Enjoy your trip.

[As Faq]

Previous days report are in the Pattaya forum.

Late on Day 3 of Trip:

If you've been reading my posts this far, you've probably noted that my trip report isn't really full of any serious exploration or account of go-gos, beer bars etc. What can I say. My friend and I came for this short trip to Thailand simply to get in as much sex as we could with minimal effort and within a budget. Loud places, expensive drink prices and presumably thus expensive girls were not to our taste. Far easier to set things up online, make the checks and verification you may want to make, and call a girl over to you. So at 1 AM in Bangkok that's what we did. We were at Like Sukhumvit 22, a brilliant place far, far better than what I imagined. I'll put a full review of it separately in Bangkok Hotels forum. In booking a room there, I was looking for an apartment type of place where there were two private bedrooms. The idea being that my friend and I could stay in the same 'room' and yet have our own private places for sexy time. Like Sukhumvit 22 provided this beautifully.

We'the been eyeing the ladies on Smooci for weeks leading up to this trip, and now we took a premium membership so that we could call the ladies for just an hour- the cost of premium membership, $10, was far less than the extra money we would pay for ladies if we did not take the membership and thus paid for 2 hours minimum. Given that we booked two different ladies from the same account, we got a call to find out what was happening. The agent was clearly worried that I was trying to set up a threesome. I assured him that we were two different people with separate bedrooms, and had no intention other than having our own one-on-ones.

Now you've got to be quite careful on Smooci. Many ladies are clearly older even in the pictures than what they're claiming on the site. Knowing this well, I still chose a lady I suspected would be older than what the photos and listing suggested. I chose her because she had photos in a nurse costume and hey, why not indulge in that fantasy too. So I called her for 1 hour, requesting for the nurse costume in special instructions. She claimed the age of 27 on the website, looked early 30's in photos, but was much closer to 40 in person. Further, since she was 'out with friends and came from there directly' she did not carry the nurse costume as requested. Well aware of her age deceit, and probably guilty about the costume as well, she was quite eager to please and keep me happy- frequently mentioning that she didn't want me to give a bad review.

Thus there was a lot of massaging and a lot of BJ, but when it moved to fuck time I found there was no kissing at all. This, and not really the age and non-costume, bummed me out a bit and poor johnny was unable to hold up. So I decided to use her eagerness to please to my advantage and took some leisure time- a nice, solid full body massage and something that's a great pleasure for me- just lying there and having a smoke while the lady sucks me off. At this point she brought out some strawberry flavored gel from her purse and rubbed dollops of that around my crotchal region. This was followed by a decent, leisurely BJ that eventually did yield. Once again asking me whether I was happy and would give a good review, she cleaned up and left. This brought a tiring day to a welcome end.

Day 4, 20th May. Final Day:

My excuses for being a lazy-just-get-the-girl-to-my-room type of Thailand tourist have been made above. My flight out of Thailand is tonight at 11 PM, and I'm tired from the previous days of sexual activity, beer, walking and swimming. My friend needs to go for a round of shopping, and while I initially intend to accompany him I eventually opt to stay back- especially since the girl I had as my option 1 on Smooci was finally online. I called her for 1 hour again, thinking I'the negotiate more time with her if she was good, and boy was she! Exactly as depicted in the photos- young, tall, slender and thin- basically the same body as this ex I had who was the best fuck of my life. I called this girl despite a 3. 7 average score on Smooci. The actual reviews indicated that mileage with her varied and the photos were true.

Her attitude was great and personable from the start, and I love it if the girl drinks and smokes with me- which she did. So we took our time showering, drinking and conversing. Here's one thing I do on my mongering trips- I look for and buy a sexy / slutty costume or piece of lingerie and bring it with me on the trip. This I present unopened to a girl if I decide she's worth it. This girl, with her perfect body, was worthy of the glittering green two-piece bikini I bought for this trip. So after the shower I asked her to get into it and she obliged with great delight, especially when I told her that this was hers now. So there I am, with my perfect body in my chosen clothing with my desired amiability. Great fuck in all positions, no inhibitions in kissing and passion, so a complete GFE. I extended her till an hour before I had to leave for the airport, and paid her a little extra because she was so good. Took her number so I can contact her outside Smooci too if I like, and found out she has a friend working in a spa here in Gurgaon, India! Love it.

That then was the end of my Thailand trip, and soon I was on the plane back to India thinking of the next time I could save up money for such a trip- next time ideally a bit longer.

[Crocodilexp]

Some time ago (a few years?) I read about a barber shop in Bangkok where not only your hair was cut, but they provided a "happy ending" too. Try as I might I could not trace back that post. It may even have been on another forum and it was quite some time ago anyhow, so the info then provided is probably stale by now.

Anybody any idea where that place was? And if so, does it still exist? All info is welcome.

I remember being offered extra services for 1000 baht at a fairly normal-looking barber shop on Sutthisan road (on the main road near Sutthisan Soi 3, across the T-DED99 bar). Was looking for a haircut, so didn't partake or inquire about which specific services were on offer. Closest BTS station is Saphan Kwai, the barber shop is in a Thai-oriented naughty bar area. If I remember right, this was around 2010 or so -- not ancient history, but not recent either, given how nightlife has declined. I have walked by about a year ago, and the shop seems to still be in operation, but no idea if they still offer any specials.

[Syzygies]

I assume both cowboy and nana go gos are going to close up at 2 am.

I know I can get in well before 2 am (probably just after 1) but would like a good plan for after.

This is not my time of night, so others are better to comment on discos. You are right pickings at bars will be slim. Best girls already gone. Crazy House may close later than 2 AM. Keeps changing depending on crack down levels. I certainly have taken bar girls at 1. 30 AM, especially in your situation or I knew the girl already.

Street Walkers does become an option, a cheap and nasty one. I did not meet many worth repeating, for looks, fun, and service.

[Syzygies]

20+ years ago, there was a shop like you asked about that was on Sukhumvit in the neighborhood of Soi 13/15. No idea if it's still there.

SS.

I would suggest go in to the hair dresser shops on Soi 23 and ask. I have never been in (they look too suss close to Sukhumvit) but I would be surprised if there was no funny business going on. LOL.

Beauty salons between Soi 3 and Soi 7 are sure to have naughty stuff going on, however, its mostly ladyboys in the shops so I would not try it. Same could apply to shops in Soi 4. At your own risk!

Lastly, do you get your hair cut in Bacarra? You probably could, but why? Similarly why get naughty stuff in a hair dresser, it makes no sense. I don't even want a massage when I go into an oily, unless it is a "no hands" sexy massage, let alone a hair cut. I shave my face carefully before I get there, so as to ensure no pussy scratching.

[NewbExcited]

Sorry, I just want to ask about the hotel policies if I want to have guests in my room, do they charge extra fees to allow of its OK, and what hotels you guys recommend in lower Sukhumvit regarding visitors visiting you in your room.

Thanks again, cheers, Falhooos.

I stayed at Park Plaza and Four Points without checking their policy on visitors. However, there were never any questions asked when I had a girl come up to my room. I had the receptionist call to check on me after the girl left at Park Plaza while I walked with the girl to my room through the lobby at Four Points.

Some of these hotels are huge with busy lobbies, especially when they have a restaurant. It is impossible for the staff to keep an eye on every visitor and charge you extra or object to guests.

[Robbie31]

Sorry, not very helpful for Bangkok, but I have seen a few of these in Saigon if you head over. Called Hot Tocs. The Saigon board has a lot of info.

Years ago there was such on Soi 33. Forgot the name. Either moved or out of business. Ask along the Soi. Someone might recall or suggest a new place.

[James Dean 2]

Brothers of the Mongering Persuasion!
Some time ago (a few years?) I read about a barber shop in Bangkok where not only your hair was cut, but they provided a "happy ending" too. Try as I might I could not trace back that post. It may even have been on another forum and it was quite some time ago anyhow, so the info then provided is probably stale by now.
Anybody any idea where that place was? And if so, does it still exist? All info is welcome.
Wolvenvacht.

Sorry, not very helpful for Bangkok, but I have seen a few of these in Saigon if you head over. Called Hot Tocs. The Saigon board has a lot of info.

[Sam Sanuk]

Brothers of the Mongering Persuasion!

Anybody any idea where that place was? And if so, does it still exist? All info is welcome.

Wolvenvacht.

20+ years ago, there was a shop like you asked about that was on Sukhumvit in the neighborhood of Soi 13/15. No idea if it's still there.

SS.

[Banana Boi]

IMHO, you should try to check your luggage through if you can and get a boarding pass. Things are constantly changing so I am not sure if you can do that. Just use carry on and roller and buy what you need that is not allowed as carry on or mail ahead. I always watch out for construction and other things that will affect the traffic on the way back to the airport. I always keep the train as a backup plan as it is somewhat more reliable in terms of getting back to the airport. I only took it once because of protests. I tried staying out by the airport but girls don't like going that far.

Luggage can be stored at the Airpotel at Suvarnabhumi airport for 100 baht per piece per day. I believe there is an Airportel at DMK as well.

https://www.airportels.asia/services...-suvarnabhumi/