Bangkok Reports

[Bubba Boy]

My first visit to Bangkok was in the 80's and my first hit was at Annies. Every time I touch down I tend to go there as my first stop, service is always passable and the price fixed a great place to go to get your eye in before heading up the level of difficultly ladder.

So I head there late last week, first thing I notice is the sign "1973" as you turn the corner into the carpark of the hotel. The first thing I always think when entering the actual building is yeah that really haven't renovated the place since "73". Each time I go there it is just more and more worn out. When you are in the rooms the only thing that looks like it is holding them together is the brown shiny tape from the same era which almost matches perfectly the brown formica used to decorate the rooms that was so popular in the 70's and 80's. The place is clean enough though just really old.

So enter the door, turn right and sit in front of the fish bowl. This is early afternoon and about 12 present, 2 were very doable and 10 not really. I did a couple of scans and 1 of the 2 hotties had a really warm cute smile when my eyes would pass her. So number 32 was it (photos are on annies website).

We go to the room and time for a soap so I jump on the mattress that looks the same as the one from my first visit, judging by the bits of foam coming out the ends it could well be the very exact same one. 32 jumps on top of me and gives me a bit of a body rub, this never does much for me so I go through the motions and get into the bath tub after about 5 minutes.

32 dives in and comes up between my legs and starts sucking away all the while looking up at my eyes with a half innocent (I know she is not but.) smile on her face. I react a little with the same, she ends up spending about 20 minutes bobbing away and judging by the way she sped up to the end was wanting for me to shoot my load, possibly in her mouth, but I am tired and am thinking of having just one shot so I save it for the bed.

We move to the bed and she continues with a really good BBBJ. I start playing with her pussy and get a finger stuck up her ass to which she doesn't complain at all. Probably dug a little bit too deep as I hit a lump of coal, not that great but I guess if you do the crime sometimes you have to do the time.

I end up shooting all over her and well everywhere really. First decent shot I had had in a week so even kind of surprised myself. She gave me a bit of a massage and then started to jerk me off again for a second shot but I was knackered from the travelling so stopped things as I thought I probably would not have shot again and didn't want to walk around with that "I really need to shoot a load but can't feeling" all night.

All in all 32 was awesome, attractive and slim, great attitude and service and 10/10 for the experience.

Next stop for me was the clubs out along Ratchadaphisek Rd in the Huai Khwang district. You basically get off the MRT at that station and walk along the Road stopping in at each club you want. I started at the other end and worked my way back, First stop was Poseidon Entertainment Complex. Now I have never been there before but fuck me the size of the building is impressive, 10 stories high and a big long building, not a thin tall tower but a true mega center. So I go in on the first floor, turn to the left and there is not a glass fish bowl like Annies but basically a roped off area where about 40 ladies sat. I sat in front of them in one of the you shaped seats that would fit about 6 I guess. I grabbed a beer which was about 150 be from memory although I put down 200 be and left it at that.

The first thing I noticed with the line up was that the girls kind of looked different, they obviously are selected for the looks that the average Asian tourist likes of which make up 95% of the mongers there are. The look really didn't do much for me. There was one cute there that walked in front of me a few times and I would have grabbed her but she was in the process of being taken so that was that. No one else really appealed so I asked to be taken to the "Model" section up on level 3. I if I get the exact name and level wrong please excuse me as I had a had a few beers and am writing this from memory.

Now the girls on the first level were 3300 I believe and the girls upstairs started at about that, maybe a touch more and went up to 9000 or more. I am only in town for a week or so, so even 10,000 is not a huge deal, don't get me wrong I prefer to pay less but if she is a superstar I could be persuaded to high roll every now and then. A genuine superstar at 10,000 which is only $300 still represents value for a westerner. However the model level girls appeared to be just the same as the girls on level 1 in looks except they were decidedly older. That presents little value to me so I headed down the road.

I check out a few ordinary places along the way and the come across Emmanuel is again a big building, not nearly as big as Poseidon but the big enough. There was probably 30 ladies present, each one had a letter or 2 letters above there number to which you matched this code with a piece of paper on the table where you sit. I think the first letter was S or SL which was 3600 and they went down to X or XY which was just under 10,000.

Emmanuel definitely had better looking girls than Poseidon but all had white skin, fake tities, weird looking Michael Jackson noses and all the features I guess the staple of Asian business mongers prefer. I don't like that look at all and was kind of weirded out by it all. Adding to this I had walked to several clubs, had a beer in each one and was a bit over it by the time I hit Emmanuel. There was however 3 very doable girls there, one in the 3600 range, 1 in the 5500 range and 1 in the 8500 area. IMHO the price of the girl had nothing to do with the looks and a few of the high end girls were definitely average, average at best. So I ended up leaving, having a few more beers on the way back to Siam and called it a night.

Update: Walked past Annies yesterday and yes it it closed down, kind of sad to see completely dark amongst the gleaming neon of Bangkok.

[Wimble]

Shocking! Tell me that is not so!

Your Crazy House girl may not have been as inexperienced as you think. She may not have been truthful about working there for only one week. These girls lie all the time.

IMHO, Glory Hole is just that. I hole through which a "sausage" is put through. Google is your friend. At least you can be somewhat certain who was performing deed. LOL!

I don't know what a glory hole table is but it sounds like fun.

[Uncle Volodya]

Check this website to know about public holidays and bar clousures in Thailand http://www.boomboomme.com/resources/holidays/thailand/.

Thanks this is a very useful resource!

It looks like this one of the more important and restrictive religious holidays so I guess I can't really expect much.

[Christian G]

DOH!
I just realized that Thursday March 1, the day I get to town, is a holiday.
Does anyone know if bars and discos will open at midnight? Or will they stay closed all night?

Check this website to know about public holidays and bar clousures in Thailand http://www.boomboomme.com/resources/holidays/thailand/.

[Christian G]

I don't know what a glory hole table is but it sounds like fun..

Check this website just for example https://www.bangkokmilkingtable.com/choose-experts.

I never tried their service, so I don't have more info.

[Uncle Volodya]

DOH!

I just realized that Thursday March 1, the day I get to town, is a holiday.

Does anyone know if bars and discos will open at midnight? Or will they stay closed all night?

[Allover]

As I read somehwere that a couple of the happy ending massage parlors down Soi 22 are having glory hole tables, I went there to give it a try.

I asked how long she had worked at CH, and when she answered: 1 week, I was getting a bit worried how this was going to fan out.

I don't know what a glory hole table is but it sounds like fun. Your Crazy House girl may not have been as inexperienced as you think. She may not have been truthful about working there for only one week. These girls lie all the time.

[Carpaccio18]

Was passing though Bangkok a couple of weeks back, and though it was tempted to do a smooci during afternoon, I didn't find anything that I looked like a must-do, so decided to go get a 4 hand massage in the afternoon and then hang out at Crazy House later.

As I read somehwere that a couple of the happy ending massage parlors down Soi 22 are having glory hole tables, I went there to give it a try. Before I went in, I sat at the bar on the corner and had a beer. The place offered a good view of the entrances to the massage place in the small side soi that's lined with the happy ending places. So while having my beer I could see some of the girls coming and going to paradise massage, which was the place I had set my eyes on. Ok girls coming out, so after finishing my beer, I went across the side soi and went inside. I ordered a 1 hour 4-hand massage with BJ and 2 naked girls. Once in the room, I showered and got on the table, which did feature a glory hole. The girls came in wearing towels, but dropped them quickly and didn't seem to shy. One was slightly plum, probably around 30 and with good sized natural tits. The other was younger, early 20's, nice slim body and really nice perky tits. I got myself positioned on the table and they both got working on massaging my legs and back, grabbing my balls every now and then. After a while with a very nice massage the younger girl got under the table and started giving my a BBBJ, while the older girl continued the massage. The BJ was well done. And she kept stopping just before I was done, prolonging the session. Eventually I finished CIM. Very nice experience. They asked me if I wanted a second shot, but I declined and had a good rub for the remainder of the time.

Went back to my hotel, went out for dinner and then headed for Crazy House. It was not too later, so the place wasnt too crowded, and I got a good seat next to the stairs to the stage, so I could get a good look at the girls whenever they shifted. The lineup was less good than my previous visits, but still a few fuckables. After a while I noticed a girl in very early twenties, who was tall and slim with small tits, but with marked hips, which is a body type I prefer. She had the miniskirt sat high, so I could also spot a nice looking pussy which was trimmed, but not clean shaven. I like that.

So I made eye contact and offered her a drink when she came off stage. She spoke OK english, was nice and smiley, so chemistry was fine. After a couple of drinks I barfined her and we headed of to my hotel. In the taxi I asked how long she had worked at CH, and when she answered: 1 week, I was getting a bit worried how this was going to fan out. When we got to the hotel room, she got showering and onto the bad. She didn't seem too shy, so I though that was a good sign. She got me hard, covered and applied a lot of lube, then pulled me over her. Very nice moving, but after labout one minut she pulls my dick out, looks at it and asks: are you finished? I was comical so I almost started laughing, but said no honey not that quick. This was then repeated several times every few minutes. And after maybe 10-15 minutes, she said she was getting sore. The whole thing was a bit comical, so I just asked her to give me a hand job and be done with it. Not the greatest of experiences, don't think I would want to take anyone that fresh ever again.

[LewisCarrol]

Fellow Seniors on the forum, Needed one quick suggestion on a good soapies massage place (understand reading the forum would be best, but have only 12 hours in BKK, and needed a sure shot place with good service, thought will ask seniors directly). Only two constraints, ladies need to be young (20-25) and CIM should be allowed. I heard Tulip has mostly mature ladies and Annies service quality has gone down. Please suggest me any good place and typical damage. Would definitely post FR / Help with other contacts.

Really appreciate your help!

Safe Mondering,

LC.

[Smoothy]

She knows you are a regular and knew that you were generous with others. She was trying to bond with you and wanted you to scratch her back and in turn you would have moved up the queue.

And she would have then asked me for a drink every time thereafter. No thanks. I'm happy with the way things played out. I am not any big billiards fanatic. The only time I truly care to play pool there is when I am playing with one of the cute girls in the bar. I just like to watch them bend over. I'll grab a cutie and ask her to play pool when the table is empty (which is most of the time when I am in there). That particular evening, there were a lot of people (mostly guys) playing pool so there was a queue. The one who recommended my name getting on the list that evening was the same one who asked me for a drink. I wasn't really too interested in playing. The funny thing was she didn't ask me to buy her a drink when she first put my name on the list, she asked me a bit later.

[Robert Long]

No worries. I have no intention on screwing the girl in charge of the billiard table queue in that bar. She's not even remotely attractive.

She knows you are a regular and knew that you were generous with others. She was trying to bond with you and wanted you to scratch her back and in turn you would have moved up the queue.

And to Croc, if they don't have the power, why are we paying so much to get laid? That pussy has power. That reminds me of the joke, the little boy says "I bet you don't have one of these", as he shows her his cock, and she answers " no, but with this I can get as many of those as I want". Nuf said.

RL.

[Smoothy]

From my experience, I can tell you if you reject or change your mind about screwing a girl, she does not take it well, usually. In my case, I would say 80% of the time, the girl will shut the door on you the next time, if for nothing else but to get even. It happened just this week with two girls this past week.

No worries. I have no intention on screwing the girl in charge of the billiard table queue in that bar. She's not even remotely attractive.

[Wimble]

Hmmm. IMHO But many girls have power over you because of what is on their chest and between your legs.

A "tip" is discretionary and left for good service after the fact. If you pay it beforehand to skip the queue, it's not a "tip", it's a bribe. Honestly, I don't care to have a Thai waitress have "power at any level" over me, and "respect" is earned.

Personally, I'd just ignore her as OP did or go to another venue.

From my experience, I can tell you if you reject or change your mind about screwing a girl, she does not take it well, usually. In my case, I would say 80% of the time, the girl will shut the door on you the next time, if for nothing else but to get even. It happened just this week with two girls this past week.

So true. I wasn't too anxious to play anyway. I was sitting with a little cutie. I just found it amusing that my name didn't reach the top the entire night. I didn't see those other guys buying her drinks either though, so I'm not sure what was going on with that. I think it's just because she specifically asked me to buy her one and I declined. Since I go in there often and joke around with the entire staff and throw money around like an idiot often, I think she felt comfortable asking me and got her feelings hurt when I didn't agree to the drink.

I used to do that in my apartment.

I was told on my last trip that if you leave change or tip on the check tray intending to go to the server that is does not get to them, house rules "any money left with check goes to the house" so it is best to hand the money to the server if you want them to get it. YMMV.

[Crocodilexp]

If you greased the lady in charge you would have been next on the table. I'm surprised that with your experience in Asia that you would decline buying her a drink. Woman in power at any level demand respect.

A "tip" is discretionary and left for good service after the fact. If you pay it beforehand to skip the queue, it's not a "tip", it's a bribe. Honestly, I don't care to have a Thai waitress have "power at any level" over me, and "respect" is earned.

Personally, I'd just ignore her as OP did or go to another venue.

[EihTooms]

I was told on my last trip that if you leave change or tip on the check tray intending to go to the server that is does not get to them, house rules "any money left with check goes to the house" so it is best to hand the money to the server if you want them to get it. YMMV.

I think that is mostly true. In fact, even if you hand it to the server some or all of it might wind up with the house anyway. But assuming the server does get to keep it when you hand it to them, it is interesting to me that, for the most part, servers in Thailand venues where tipping is commonly done don't seem to care whether you leave it in the tray/book or hand it to them personally. I mean, they might seem pleased that you acknowledged them personally or made the effort, but don't seem to send any signals for a preference one way or the other over how or if you leave a tip.

They also don't seem to care if another server who hasn't even looked your way all night is the one who collects the bill and, therefore, MIGHT get a tip handed to them instead of the one who was circling back and forth with your drinks over the past 2 hours. So in those cases, either all tip money goes to the house or all tip money goes into a common kitty for all the servers to share. It is puzzling sometimes.