Bangkok Reports

[Jarjarmissa]

April 2024 - During my visit to BKK, I've tested the following:

THERMAE:

I went there 3 times, for the fun only.

There are dozens of posts on the subject, no need to add more. Girls are from 3 to 6 in my dickmeter, maybe one or two 7 but not more. All the smiles turned towards the Koreans, the Japanese. I have only been attracted by a lovely 6 but she has refused (Nota, I'm in the 50's, not fat, no grey hairs, I can still fuck without paying. But I am not Japanese or Korean.

If you go alone, spot another solo farang; the exchanges are always nice. Met an Englishman passing through the first night, before being joined by a German who lives in BKK. After two drinks there watching the surrounding circus (position yourself in the center of the large roll and watch, it is entertaining), we accompanied the German to Soi Cowboy's Crazy Horse, had a beer, and ended the evening without consuming.

Verdict if you're alone:

Thermae: worth it.

Crazy horse: uninteresting unless with friends.

KHAO SAN ROAD.

WTF. No comment. Giant noisy weedy mess. Even Grab send you a message before your pick up to go back hotel "dammage to the car can be subject to charge. Be polite with the driver". Nowhere else in BKK I've received such txt.

KAPOO CLUB:

So for those even more clueless than me, a Kapoo is a bit like a university street food stall. But in such case the food has a pussy. A brothel for Thais (which means Google Translate is the only friend of the punter lost in the suburbs). Indeed it's cheap, it's fresh, it's out of the way but it's not very good.

Kapoo is not easy to find, neither for contact, other dedicated forums or Tg channels provide directories with contacts via Line, nor for getting there (several kilometers from the center).

Once contact is established, they send you the lineup of the day with prices, measurements, etc.

Of course, Photoshop is brothel best friend but being a novice doesn't mean being an idiot, we're not surprised that a model costs 1700 baht per hour. We understand each other.

In short, among the 3 clubs with established contacts, a price range of 1700 to 3400 baht per hour, I chose to try the extreme. The cheapest.

Arriving on the spot, greeted in what resembles an office reception. Counter, receptionist, sofa. Not a word of English. Not one, nothing.

The guy call a girl who thinks she speaks a little which allows me to see that Photoshop is super strong. She went from rank 5 with the photo to 3 in real life. Nevermind, I continue and choose the two level 6 available hoping for a 4 .

Price announced: 1700 for B2 be and 2850 for full service.

After a while, they push me a little to choose. Still looking on their phone. One of the 3 or 4 available.

I discover the girl. Fresh.

Arrived in the room, I hesitate to ask her not to turn on the air conditioning to push the vice of the Macao or Taiwan revival of the last century.

Shower time. She washes me then asks me to go to bed. There, she also washes herself and, although she has already washed from the previous client. Which I will later find out. She saves time. It takes more time to wash a girl who is 1 m60 and 40 kg than a farang of 90 kg.

She joins me, I'll spare you the details but the same expected codes: Massage, then tongue tours around my nipples with moans that make it clear how good my breasts can be for girls, she loves it and moans as if she comes (the moment is ridiculous). Covered blowjob then she grabs her phone to type: Sex 1500 baht. I just negotiate it down to 1000 just so that at least the total doesn't cost me more than if I had chosen the set menu at the entrance. The extra is, for the room and the girl, disproportionate, but I don't feel like bargaining and I'm rather glad the money goes directly to her.

End of operations, shower again and goodbye.

Verdict:

- Is it worth doing? Yes, for those who like to step out of their comfort zone, luxury.

- Is it worth redoing? For me, no. The efforts don't match the sensations. It's a quick, tasteless affair, therefore uninteresting.

Ah last: 45 minutes, I did not request to go up to the hour.

MIXX - 2 visits.

Friday evening - 250 baths entrance fee including a drink. Arrived at 1 am, it's the best time. Interacted with a Frenchman and an American who are regulars.

100% of the girls are pros (even the few Westerners present were pros with a fat Russian). It is a Dubai atmosphere without the Russian girls though. So if you like girls a bit vulgar then Mixx is for you. Little refinement. No attraction that night so did nothing.

Saturday night - 350 baht, . 100 more vs yesterday "because it's Saturday".

I was immediately drawn to a non-eastern girl, whi comes from. The far East. Of Russia: Siberia. As nothing's better than a Russian girl for me, there's no doubt she'll be my girl. To prevent any risk of a breakup, I decide not to negotiate and immediately agree 7 k baht for 1 hour. (For those who want to comment on the stratospheric price for Bangkok, you can, but I don't care. 180/200 $ is 30%/50% cheaper than in Europe for the same Level 7/8, and it's okay for me.) My choice was confirmed when she ordered her drink: a beer. She did not take advantage of my pre-agreement. Fair.

The girl is a real occasional who only does this during vacations. True or not, it doesn't matter. She was sweet, hot, had a perfect body, and a lovely face. With only one weak point: Not blonde. Nobody's. Especially not the Russians. Perfect.

THAI FRIENDLY.

I honestly do not understand all complains I have read from guys who are not satisfied. The rules of the games are simple:

1- Pay for a premium access.

2- don't bother making plan in advance (if you look for ST). The girls of today will not be there in a week or two.

3- Filter: Nearby X kms + Women (or Tgirl if that's your choice) + Online.

4- Go and send several "Hi", nothing more. To harvest, one must sow broadcast.

5- Turn off the app (notification ON), and when the fish is here, go back.

6- Ask "freelance?" and if the answer is positive, ask immediately her Line and keep on chatting via Line.

7- do what you want.

Usually, girls propositions are from 2 to 5 K baths for a ST 2 hours. But taking into consideration the contract is "2 hours or 1 shoot", the real time depends on you.

Anyway, I had 2 meetings in my room, ok and one amazing ewperience: A threesome with a 26 why (Level 9) girl + her husband 50 why old. It was their first experience so not a PSE meeting but a surprising one for. 0 baths.

So then, do no throw away TF as option IMHO, just be prepared to spend time and pay attention, my tips: if the online pic looks to nice to be true maybe indeed it is not True + if only 1 pic, swipe. They can have 1 or 2 pics really attractive and when you see others, it is less the case.

That is the end for me and sorry if it was too long.

I do not know what I missed as it remains for me 2 nights here? Maybe a visit to soapy massage or Gent Club. Or maybe if I can ask for an advise? I am looking for a luxury place (like a Gclub or Soapy parlour) where I can find model girl for a GOOD and real oil massage before boumboum. AMOF, the famous soapy places are much more concentrated on the sensual soapy and sex, more than real massage. Not my taste.

Take care and enjoy.

[Houston Player]

Thanks for the heads up re black girls hang outs. I've had a yen for black girls recently. I hooked up with a couple for meet ups when I arrive on TF but they dropped off radar and deleted so this source is good to know. Wondering if rates are similar to those of Thai girls.

Several black girls are hanging out nightly around Penny Black on Soi Cowboy.

[Miss MaryHinge]

I was in BKK in December and most of the black girls were loitering outside the Novotel on Soi 4. Didn't engage with any of them as appearance was average.

Met up with one black girl from TF. Exceptional body, average face, average performance.

Yes, I watched one of those walking the sois videos on Youtube and saw several black girls there. I've had a thing to hook up with a girl with a big afro and there one was!

Very slim she appeared though didn't manage to see her face. She could even be the one I found on TF and then disappeared. There don't seem to be many with such a 'fro!

[Sushruth]

Thank you Lcale1982, GrapeMan, Nyezhov and Ulalaulala123 for your valuable inputs. I will keep these in mind during my visit to BKK.

Hi guys,

I agree, when in BKK, it's better to see the girl in person. But I am too shy to go out and approach a girl. I feel I may end up take decision quickly.

I have got 2 options.

1. TF; easier. Many to choose. Only challenge I have is to know if they are really girls. In few scenarios I could tell that they are not women and all of them say that they are women.

This is stopping me to ahead with this.

2. Go out:

I prefer to bring a lady to the hotel and spend decent amount of time.

If I have to pick up a lady, it has to be only in the evening, isn't it? I heard about Nana and Thermae.

So, we always have to pay the barfine?

What's the decent amount to pay for full night?

Do we have girls 25 to 30 age range?

Again, how to avoid ladyboys?

Please suggest.

[Nyezhov]

I have been using Bolt during the whole vacation in Bangkok without any issues. This was the first time with problems, seemingly as they are just using taxis as third party providers. I especially loved the motorcycle service. No need getting agitated. Different people, different experiences.

Agitated? Dude I LIVE in Siem Reap with a free Angkor pass and I spend 3 hours a day in a crystal clear pool with poolside service if I want, smoking primo fire, and everytime I get the itch to play, I'm as close as a 6 hour trip to Bangkok. Agitation is not a word in my vocabulary.

Helpful advice without ego needs is in my vocabulary. I realize that some guys insist on certain things because they don't want to admit they fucked up or should have done it some other way but my motivation is to help.

So here is help for tourists on a normal budget: If you use a regular street taxi, you will pay less than equivalent Grab or Bolt. If you ask for a Bolt car, you will pay less than a Grab, IF and WHEN it shows up. If you order a Grab car, it will show up and on a long trip, you will pay 10% more than Bolt. But it will show up. And if you want to go fancy, you can even get SUVs and Benzes. You can get bikes too. Please check your health insurance to ensure bikes are covered.

Budget travelers: Taxis and Grab bikes and Motocys are cheap. You will stand there waiting for Bolt cars as those of us in Grab zip by. But you will save $1. Then you can report here that you saved a dollar to the kudos of the budget crowd. Riding a Bolt bike through back Sois in 100 degree heat and pollution to bang a photoshopped chick in a cheap hotel to save $20 gets you kudos in that crowd.

Anyway, to the non budgeters, I say, nay, I shout (with appropriate finger gestures):

Do you want to stand in the heat somewhere while waiting for a car because some budget traveler told you you can save. A DOLLAR? Do you want to adjust YOUR plans to accommodate the fact that your car might not show up or is late? Hows that bladder feeling at 4 am with all that cheap beer gurgling while you wait for the car? Can't shell out an extra dollar, piss your pants instead?

YOU ARE ON THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME: want to wait for cars that may or may not show?

Airport runs: IMHO, the only way to go right now is hail a taxi on the meter.

If Bolt is better than Grab, other than price, I hope some resident will let me know.

Thanks for the heads up re black girls hang outs. I've had a yen for black girls recently. I hooked up with a couple for meet ups when I arrive on TF but they dropped off radar and deleted so this source is good to know. Wondering if rates are similar to those of Thai girls.

African girls usually walk in pairs. The ones in Soi Nana are the skankier ones, although there is rotation that will bring a few "decent" ones past you. They walk fast and generally don't loiter on Suk, although they do on Soi 11 and Nana. They are usually trafficked in some fashion, their pimps used to be on Suk but got chased away to Soi 11. Most of them have had kids and show it, haven't seen more than one or two hardbodies. They have litlle sense of style and are frequently a bit dirty looking. Many are in spandex and in order to not be offensive, on an occasion recently I had the chance to banter with one (who had a doable mouth) and all I can say is that the heat and humidity ripened her up a bit. I would be aghast if I had pulled down the tights in a non ventilated room.

They ask 3000, they will suck you off for 1000 plus the cost of a room. I wouldn't bring one back to my hotel. I think you can smash one for 1500. I only look at them for potential blowjobs, my buddy just face fucked one and said it was marvelous. Got to make sure they don't smell first, Ill keep my eyes open and report.

Since the BJ bars are dead, maybe its time for African head. Nasty as they are, they are a level up from your average BJ girl.

These arent hot black American girls from clubs, they are unattractive, ill dressed, misfit wigged, dirty, smelly trafficked peasants. YMMV, you get what you pay for.

[Forty Drinks]

1st report on NanaPlaza.

Please reread my last report. Probably no different today than it was last December.

5 pm Super Airport. About as empty as it's ever been.

The Chinese are coming. Maybe not. Air train has AI lady narrating in Chinese.

[Llantarnam]

Thanks for the heads up re black girls hang outs. I've had a yen for black girls recently. I hooked up with a couple for meet ups when I arrive on TF but they dropped off radar and deleted so this source is good to know. Wondering if rates are similar to those of Thai girls.

I was in BKK in December and most of the black girls were loitering outside the Novotel on Soi 4. Didn't engage with any of them as appearance was average.

Met up with one black girl from TF. Exceptional body, average face, average performance.

[FernandoAlonso]

If you would have RTFF, you would know, as I have often said:

Don't USE BOLT IN BKK.

Use Grab.

Thank you.

I have been using Bolt during the whole vacation in Bangkok without any issues. This was the first time with problems, seemingly as they are just using taxis as third party providers. I especially loved the motorcycle service. No need getting agitated. Different people, different experiences.

[Miss MaryHinge]

Sorry guys this is a bit late. Too much work.

Due to CNY a bad time to visit but at least the weather was ok in the beginning. So it was really busy time with way too many regular tourists and weekend millionaires.

Street walker.

Quality is pretty much the same, numbers ok, prices from 1500 to 3000, never got quoted the low end though. Highest concentration around Thermae and soi 4, lots of black girls there, surprisingly good looks.

Thermae.

So full I never made it inside. 99% Asian.

Nana.

It's a tourist thing now, never seen that many non-working females going there with their husbands. Lots of girls but inside the clubs not that much action. BF is 1000, ST starts at 3000 to 4000. Not really value for money in my opinion.

BJ bars.

The old ones have terrible looking SP so I passed. Enjoyed Madame Claude, very well trained and quite pleasant but the prices are rather high, starting at 1300 for 20 minutes. The FS offers are not worth it in my experience. Nice rooms though but as I was not there to admire the interior decor and was greeted my first time by a huge dead cockroach, well, no points for that. Mama was very responsive via Line, using it for reservation is recommended.

Nuru.

Started with BKVice but again, great decoration, high prices (3000 for I think 60 minutes) but the girl had no clue about Nuru. FS was ok but pricy. The Mama from Doki was so unfriendly on line and my fav was on extended holiday so I passed.

Oilies.

That is how I call the low end MS shops even they now also offer Nuru but I never tried that. Prices stable at 2300 for 2 hours, girls quality was rather good. My favourite is SnowWhite / Cherry. One of the PSE superstars there has her own shop now in Soi 22, in the secon small side road behind the Marriot, name is Siky. If she teaches the gals her skills will be a superb place.

Short version, pm for any details, happy to elaborate if wished. Even though prices are up, still my go to place.

FA.

P.S.: taxi from airport to Asoke was 220 fare plus 25 tolls around 1 am. Using bolt on the way back was a disaster, driver could not find the hotel, which is directly at soi 23, charge was 300, the app had quoted 240 altogether.

Thanks for the heads up re black girls hang outs. I've had a yen for black girls recently. I hooked up with a couple for meet ups when I arrive on TF but they dropped off radar and deleted so this source is good to know. Wondering if rates are similar to those of Thai girls.

[Nyezhov]

That sucks, my bolt to airport found me but took like 15-20 mins but I was going early anyways to check out the lounges. I'll just remember to chill in my room until they get there LOL. Think was like 300 but a lot cheaper than grab that was like 500+. But yeah if you're in a hurry Grab seems to have more drivers.

I don't wait for cars in order to save six bucks.

[Lcale1982]

P.S.: taxi from airport to Asoke was 220 fare plus 25 tolls around 1 am. Using bolt on the way back was a disaster, driver could not find the hotel, which is directly at soi 23, charge was 300, the app had quoted 240 altogether.

That sucks, my bolt to airport found me but took like 15-20 mins but I was going early anyways to check out the lounges. I'll just remember to chill in my room until they get there LOL. Think was like 300 but a lot cheaper than grab that was like 500+. But yeah if you're in a hurry Grab seems to have more drivers.

[Nyezhov]

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P.S.: taxi from airport to Asoke was 220 fare plus 25 tolls around 1 am. Using bolt on the way back was a disaster, driver could not find the hotel, which is directly at soi 23, charge was 300, the app had quoted 240 altogether.

If you would have RTFF, you would know, as I have often said:

Don't USE BOLT IN BKK.

Use Grab.

Thank you.

[Nyezhov]

Anyway long story short, not a matter of price but a matter of value. I found a lot more value elsewhere.

Value? It depends on how you define value. Some people define it as pure cost, some folks add other factors, usually because they can afford what they want. This isn't a place SOLELY for folks who live for the question "Where can I find a 10 for 1000 baht?

[HorseTrader]

Agree. Girls see everything you do and will remember it on your future visits. What else do they have to do when half he time you're the only guy in the bar. They know guys who don't buy drinks, buy drinks, buy LOTS of drinks, don't barfine, and barfine.

It absolutely pays to be a regular at a gogo bar. When you can walk in and not need to even order a drink or lady drink and there's 5+ girls vying for your attention you know you've been to that club too many times in the past month or two.

This reminds me of one more thing that mamasan does, when multiple girls fight for the bulge in my pants, mamasan will quickly resolve the conflicts in my favor. Of course, the applicable bulge is my wallet.

[Banana Boi]

Some dancing girls notice when I leave with a bar fine, the next night those girls seem strangely attracted to me. Being a return customer has it's advantages.

Agree. Girls see everything you do and will remember it on your future visits. What else do they have to do when half he time you're the only guy in the bar. They know guys who don't buy drinks, buy drinks, buy LOTS of drinks, don't barfine, and barfine.

It absolutely pays to be a regular at a gogo bar. When you can walk in and not need to even order a drink or lady drink and there's 5+ girls vying for your attention you know you've been to that club too many times in the past month or two.