Bangkok Reports

[Eric Swiss]

Thanks Eric. Yes it is like comparing Apples and Oranges in many ways. But what I really meant to ask was about the girls' looks. I found Spasso girls to be a tad too old and not as slim. And it was very dark in there. I was talking to one black girl and I swear I couldn't even make out her features.

I've had mixed reports about looks at Spasso. Some of my friends said they came out with a stunner. Probably if you go all around the bar looking at every single girl and figuring out which one is the best looker she's going to be quite hot. That's not quite what I did. But maybe I should, and maybe I could, because they're all advertising themselves for rent. The average is good but to find a stunner needs a bit of working the crowd.

It takes some work to sort out the wheat form the chaff at Ibar for sure. But I've found that if you invest some time and patience you can really find some great girls with nice personality and very GFE. My MO for my trip (which last form 10 to 30 days) is to find a girl or two at Ibar that will be my steady (ies) during the trip (and maybe meet up with her next trip as well) while still playing the field and looking for the next good thing. 555.

For may I have two steadies lined up: an absolute doll that I will hang out with in BKK for a few days (she lives there and she's more of a semi pro) and a hot 30 year old FL that is based in Pattaya. I met both at Ibar / Insomnia. I will also play the field a bit at Spasso, Ibar, Gogos, Soi 6, etc when I can get away form these two lovelies.
stunner.
Wheels up in 28 days and I am already salivating!

If you want to invest time and patience to sort out the wheat from the chaff, then Climax is much better than Spasso. There are even normal girls there, and girls that can fall in love with you (and you with them) for a week. If you like the Ibar in Pattaya, then Climax post 2 am is the best BKK equivalent IMHO.

[PerezPerez]

After going through Syz's recommendation went to mango for Prae but she is not working today. Went back to Sw and took Bonus. She has a very good figure, slim and in complete shape according to my taste, good GFE, DFK, rimming and BBBJ, overall satisfied. She has no baby and only 22 from Issan. Tan skin and good in bed, if you want Prae she is not for you. I was not expecting good figure, good attitude and reasonable good service today, but got it. Tipped her to which she was happy. She said sky is closed for a while because of the illness of the bosses sister or so and guitar is also at Sw now. I can recommend her if looking for GFE with a petite tan young girl without baby. Next will be some soapy, report coming soon.

[Uncle Volodya]

Dear Uncle,

Conclusion: When it goes well at the I-Bar, it is as good as Spasso. At Spasso you pay extra because the girls are more worried about bad feedback. And theys dress nicer. And they speak better English. And they are smarter. But these are just details.

Thanks Eric. Yes it is like comparing Apples and Oranges in many ways. But what I really meant to ask was about the girls' looks. I found Spasso girls to be a tad too old and not as slim. And it was very dark in there. I was talking to one black girl and I swear I couldn't even make out her features.

It takes some work to sort out the wheat form the chaff at Ibar for sure. But I've found that if you invest some time and patience you can really find some great girls with nice personality and very GFE. My MO for my trip (which last form 10 to 30 days) is to find a girl or two at Ibar that will be my steady (ies) during the trip (and maybe meet up with her next trip as well) while still playing the field and looking for the next good thing. 555.

For may I have two steadies lined up: an absolute doll that I will hang out with in BKK for a few days (she lives there and she's more of a semi pro) and a hot 30 year old FL that is based in Pattaya. I met both at Ibar / Insomnia. I will also play the field a bit at Spasso, Ibar, Gogos, Soi 6, etc when I can get away form these two lovelies.

Wheels up in 28 days and I am already salivating!

[Eric Swiss]

Uncle Volodya, I like Spasso and usually go there one or two times per one of my 4 to 5 week BKK visits. But it reminds me of far better 5 star hotel FL pick up bars like CJ's at the Mulia in Jakarta, where I will be heading soon, and Brix at the Hyatt in Singapore. CJ's is amazing with maybe 3 or 4 times as many girls especially on Wednesday ladies night and the weekend and the girls are younger and for the most part better looking IMHO. Brix is the classiest FL hotel pick up bar I know of featuring amazingly good looking and very expensive import talent from all over Asia and even Russia (the real Russia) LOL.

The comparison between Spasso in Bangkok and the Brix in Singapore is most pertinent. I have experienced it myself, and heard it independently from other sources not on this board.

[Uncle Volodya]

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Uncle Volodya, I like Spasso and usually go there one or two times per one of my 4 to 5 week BKK visits. But it reminds me of far better 5 star hotel FL pick up bars like CJ's at the Mulia in Jakarta, where I will be heading soon, and Brix at the Hyatt in Singapore. CJ's is amazing with maybe 3 or 4 times as many girls especially on Wednesday ladies night and the weekend and the girls are younger and for the most part better looking IMHO. Brix is the classiest FL hotel pick up bar I know of featuring amazingly good looking and very expensive import talent from all over Asia and even Russia (the real Russia) LOL.

You need to make it over to Manhattan in Shanghai one of these days. They had the hottest Vietnamese girls I had ever seen when I was last there in November 2014. Even better than in Saigon!

Prices are steep. About $150/200 USD ST 2 hrs if I recall. But the girls were just amazing looking. And you can sample the goods in the club too. After you've bought the girls a drink she will engage you with a lot of heavy petting and making out in order to seal the deal and get you to take her back to the hotel. It can be a fun night our even if you don't take anyone home.

[Eric Swiss]

Thanks for the report Eric.

I've only been to Spasso once and I found the girls to be mediocre looking an it to be very dark there. I think I went on a Tuesday.

Dear Uncle,

Thank you for the response, and for the challenging questions.

I guess if you must try again, maybe Friday would be better. Thursday could be good too. Saturday could just be way too hectic, so only do it if you like this uncontrollable intensity.

In any case once visit is probably not enough to make a definitive decision about a place. And I am still kind of curious about Spasso.

I know you are an experienced Monger and have enjoyed your reports about picking up girls at Ibar. So I ask you: how, in your opinion, does the quality of the girls compare?

Thanks again for your report and stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

The girls at Spasso are more vetted. There's a bouncer at the door who knows all of them. He nodded intensely to my girl as we went out together in order to remember her face, and let her know that he knew who she was. The girls don't mess up, they're conscientious: one strike and they're out. It's not quite as conveyor-belt as a go-go bar because the girls can come and go whenever they please, but the management wants clean girls and fully satisfied customers.

At I-Bar it's a bit all over the place. You get girls who finish their shift and didn't meet their target so they want to make a quick buck and finish the day on a high note. You get gaggles of girls who hang out together, on the off-chance that one of them gets laid for money, sometimes they get drunk and behave unpredictably.

Conclusion: When it goes well at the I-Bar, it is as good as Spasso. At Spasso you pay extra because the girls are more worried about getting shut out by bad feedback. And they dress nicer. And they speak better English. And they are smarter. And the music is better. But these are just details.

[Blanquiceleste]

Experienced mongers have X-ray eyes that detect the bra padding, the body-mass index, and the hip-to-weight ratio with near-millimetric accuracy.

Let's give it up for Eric Swiss. Best comment I have seen all week.

[Blanquiceleste]

Brix is the classiest FL hotel pick up bar I know of featuring amazingly good looking and very expensive import talent from all over Asia and even Russia (the real Russia) LOL.

I agree with you about Brix and the talent they have on display. Quite clearly they have the best live band performing every night. But it's too rich and pricey for my blood. A drink costs $25. Girls quote opening prices of $500 for ST, sometime upwards. Incredible! And quite a few of those ladies, specially from Vietnam and Philippines head down to Orchard Tower after 3 am when Brix shuts. And the prices tumble too.

I had been to Brix nearly 2 months back with a colleague who was visiting from New York. At around 10.30 pm the place was buzzing with talent. I was solicited by a few beauties but I was simply not in the mood. My colleague who was staying at the Hyatt found himself a Mongolian takeaway for $400. Next morning he gave a glowing report too.

Guessing about Natty's taste in women and places from his posts, I can see why he likes Brix so much.

[Eric Swiss]

Imagination.

Yeh the black girls on the Sukhumwit street tug at my sleeve too. Strange it did not make me feel like Brad Pitt.

Count on my discretion, I won't tell Nina that you just put her in the same class as a black streetwalker.

So Spasso girl costs 5 K for ST (4 K + 1 K tip). Similar to Escort but at least you get to meet her and evaluate chemistry first.

Good summary, I could not have said it any better. This is the correct comparison.

Was she so stunning to be worth it?

Not really. You don't pay extra just for looks. You pay for testing the chemistry, reviewing as many girls as you want, a classy dress, her commitment to please, and her lack of jadedness.

If not on a budget, price doesn't matter.

Climax is better value-for-money ratio than Spasso, but it's also more work, and I'm a lazy bastard. I like shooting fish in a barrel. I would have gone to Climax, but it was just too early.

Is there a danger the girl won't look so good when she gets naked back at your Hotel?

Yes there is, but compared to the danger that the girl from the go-go bar will be a starfish, this is more manageable.

Experienced mongers have X-ray eyes that detect the bra padding, the body-mass index, and the hip-to-weight ratio with near-millimetric accuracy. And there's plenty of light at Spasso, unlike some of the other venues. There's a reason why: Spasso like to keep up the quality - otherwise it's just way too easy for the least scrupulous girls to game the system. I've seen this happen in other countries and eventually the place just dies down.

[Eric Swiss]

May I ask how old she is? Spasso has so some great looking talent, but I always find them to be above 30. I like them to be 20-25 years old.

You may ask. But the age of these Thai girls is notoriously hard to assess. And I implemented a "don't ask, don't tell" policy with her on this topic. I did not really care to find out how many decades younger than me she was.

She looks like she is in the gap between the two ranges that you mentioned, but closer to 30+ than to 20-25. So if you want a definite number that would be 29. Take it as an educated guess with an error margin.

[Member #4698]

I went over to Spasso last night as well. It was around 12:45 am and as reported the bar was hopping. Apparently it was Cowboy and Indian night with several girls in costume. There were plenty of girls, but even more guys in my estimated count. I ordered an Absolute on ice and over the next hour I chatted with two Vietnamese girls (one of which was very attractive) and a very sexy cute Thai girl wearing a seductive v neck black evening dress. I liked the Thai girl best, but since I just had sex with a cute 85 lb King's Castle 2 kitten, I wasn't ready for a 2nd helping and I didn't want to take up too much of the Thai girl's working time in the bar. So when she began broaching the subject of where I was staying and how much she would like to go back to my hotel and take care of me, I told her I could not tonight. She politely understood my position, so I told her I liked her and asked if she was planning to come back to Spasso Saturday night. She said yes and then she gave me her cell number so we could set something up at a later date. Again, she seemed like a very nice, socially graceful, attractive Thai girl. I speculate she is between 27 and 33 years old. Tonight, however, I will probably repeat with my little 20 year old Patpong 1 girl rather than do this sexy Thai Spasso girl, but you never know what's going to happen until it happens. This is Bangkok.

Uncle Volodya, I like Spasso and usually go there one or two times per one of my 4 to 5 week BKK visits. But it reminds me of far better 5 star hotel FL pick up bars like CJ's at the Mulia in Jakarta, where I will be heading soon, and Brix at the Hyatt in Singapore. CJ's is amazing with maybe 3 or 4 times as many girls especially on Wednesday ladies night and the weekend and the girls are younger and for the most part better looking IMHO. Brix is the classiest FL hotel pick up bar I know of featuring amazingly good looking and very expensive import talent from all over Asia and even Russia (the real Russia) LOL.

[Uncle Volodya]

Would I recommend and repeat? Spasso yes, the girl no. There are just so many girls in there, they're all the same after a while. I can't say this one was better or worse than any other. She enjoyed flirting and having sex with me, that was her only differentiating quality that night. Spasso is expensive but it's classy, and that's an atmosphere I like.

Thanks for the report Eric.

I've only been to Spasso once and I found the girls to be mediocre looking an it to be very dark there. I think I went on a Tuesday.

In any case once visit is probably not enough to make a definitive decision about a place. And I am still kind of curious about Spasso.

I know you are an experienced Monger and have enjoyed your reports about picking up girls at Ibar. So I ask you: how, in your opinion, does the quality of the girls compare?

Thanks again for your report and stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[Syzygies]

As I did, at some point a chick makes eye contact with me. I have a double-take but continue walking past, so she pretty much tugs at my sleeve. This is what it feels like to be Brad Pitt! Except he gets that everywhere and I only get it at Spasso.

Imagination.

Yeh the black girls on the Sukhumwit street tug at my sleeve too. Strange it did not make me feel like Brad Pitt.

So Spasso girl costs 5 K for ST (4 K + 1 K tip). Similar to Escort but at least you get to meet her and evaluate chemistry first. Was she so stunning to be worth it? Girl in a Oily MP makes about 1300 on average for a 2 hour customer. So she has to do 4 customers to make the same money. Some nice looking, but maybe not stunning.

If not on a budget, price doesn't matter.

Is there a danger the girl won't look so good when she gets naked back at your Hotel?

[Member #4591]

Hi friends,

I am coming to in BKK in April end on a business tour. Plan spend couple of days extra for fun. It's my first trip and wanted to know the reliability of Craigslist ads. It can cut short my time in searching in the bars.

Thanks for your help.

Regards.

Titto.

After your business tour, here is how you can spend your remaining extra 2 days as you stated.



I understand the way you are thinking but you may run into a few surprises by booking ladies from CL. They can be unreliable and dodgy at times. If you want a good itinerary, I would suggest something like the following:

Morning: sometime between 11:00-13:00 visit an oily for a 2 hour session.

Afternoon: After grab a good lunch to recharge your batteries and head to a Sopie massage or Nuru on Ratchada, Soi 7/1, or Soi 2.

Evening: Have a good dinner again to recharge your batteries a second time and then head over to Nana Plaza. Visit one of the many go go bars and choose a lady for some ST Action in one of the ST hotels nearby.

Then go over to Soi Cowboy into CH and choose another girl for ST Action again in one of the nearby short time hotels. By this time, it should be about midnight. Finally take a breather at the 24 hour pizza place and then head to Thermae, Insanity, Or Climax to pick up a lady for LT Action.

Repeat again on the 2nd day.

You won't waste anytime this way, can see what you are paying for before you commit, and you will have 5 ladies per day. Can you handle it?

[Member #4591]

I went to Spasso around 1 am and the place was truly hopping. As I was ordering my 330 Baht San Miguel Light beer, a couple of hotties sitting on the bar stools next to me pretty much opened me up and started chatting. I took one of them on the dance floor, but there was no chemistry, so I picked up my beer and told her I would walk around. At the minimum I got social validation from that because all the other girls saw I was a fun guy who attracts other girls.

As I did, at some point a chick makes eye contact with me. I have a double-take but continue walking past, so she pretty much tugs at my sleeve. This is what it feels like to be Brad Pitt! Except he gets that everywhere and I only get it at Spasso.

Anyway, I started to chat with her, some light touching, a bit of dancing. She had a good vibe, a pretty face, nice white skin for an Asian and a decent pair of fake tits. There was good rapport, so I asked if she wanted to "go somewhere else" with me. All the girls ask you in the first 3 minutes how many times you've been at Spasso before, just to double-check that you know you'll have to pay. They don't want to waste their precious time chit-chatting with an unexperienced and uninformed man who thinks he will be getting a freebie. I always answer 5 times. Clearly if I've been 5 times, it signals that I know the deal.

She asked 5000 Baht. I said it was a bit too much. She said how much can I pay? Notice the "can" as in: you get a discount for being poor. I told her I'd pay her 4000 but if she was really good I would give her 1000 Baht tip. She liked that. I like to keep them on their best behavior with the right incentive.

She tried to get me to bring her back to my condo, but I don't want to lose face with my building management, so I asked if she knew a short-time hotel. She said yes, there is one on Soi 3, and I said "PB Hotel", so she was happy I was a knowledgeable client.

We took a taxi to the PB hotel. I managed to get the guy to switch on his meter. The hotel was 380 Baht. I left a 20 Baht tip to the manager. We undressed, and she was pretty thin as I surmised from groping her at Spasso. I asked if she had a condom and she did. Sometimes these girls come unequipped, so I was grateful she hadn't forgotten to bring one. She asked for the money upfront, and I just told her "I always pay the girls afterwards". She said "I trust you" and did not create any more fuss about it. You just have to deliver that line in a totally relaxed and confident way like it's blindingly obvious (which it is).

I pointed to the special sex chair which is standard equipment at PB Hotel and told her I would fuck her in the chair. She seemed a bit taken aback, but she did not say no, so without further ado we got started.

She was very sensual in the sack and I just got hard from being next to her. She rubbed my cock, then gave me a BJ which was actually quite good. For the intromission, she insisted on the missionary, which is unusual because normally the girl wants to be on top in order to control the speed and depth. But I was more than happy to oblige. I flipped her through 5 different positions and we had a good bang. I did her make her lay on the chair with her legs spread out. Was very sexy! I finished in the missionary again. All in all, she deserved the 1000 Baht tip that I had dangled in front of her because she was a good fuck.

Afterwards she gave me a good massage. Unusual for a freelancer, and quite relaxing.

Would I recommend and repeat? Spasso yes, the girl no. There are just so many girls in there, they're all the same after a while. I can't say this one was better or worse than any other. She enjoyed flirting and having sex with me, that was her only differentiating quality that night. Spasso is expensive but it's classy, and that's an atmosphere I like.

May I ask how old she is? Spasso has so some great looking talent, but I always find them to be above 30. I like them to be 20-25 years old.