Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

Went to lord palace first, at 4:15 pm there were only 5-6 girls on the stage, 1-2 models on the side. The price is from 3000-8 k. Found one of my type (6 k) but want to check out other soapies first. Headed out, walked to Merci, only 2 girls working, Emmanuelle is better with 20-30 girls already on the stage but none of my type. Went straight to Poseidon, they have 1st floor (2.6 k, 2.8 k, 3 k) and models on 3rd floor (up to 5. 5 k). There were a lot of choices on both floors, but again I didn't find one that I feel I had to pull the trigger. Went back to lord but my girl is gone. I decided to wait cause I was told there will be more girls after 6 (they didn't lie). I waited till 6 pm but my girl is still not back so I chose another one I am fond of (which is only 4. 9 k. She told me later she just started a month ago so that's probably the reason for low price). Her name is gan or kan, beautiful face (8. 5-9), very nice body (9) with be+ natural boobs, tight stomach and slim legs (butt is not great so -1, the leg is not super long as most Thai girls), service is 10 for me even if she didn't kiss me much because of the make up.

Good report. Yes 4:15 is a bit too early for many of these places.

[SomeMongerer]

Cefle on soi 33 is legit and very good.

Phunnee on Suk between soi 33 and 35 is another decent legit massage option in the area.

Both easy to find using google.

SL.

Went to Cefle on my way back to hotel, and found its closed (probably permanently). Turned around to another massage store also on Soi 33. Looks legitimate but its NOT.

Girl (probably well over 30) started normal and a bit cold. Massage is good but she touches my crouch more often than my previous two masseurs, and later she was basically holding and massaging my balls.

I wanted to save energy for the night so pretended to ignore it. But she didn't stop there and proceed to massage my shaft even after I turned down her offer. Though having my plan but I'm also curious how good her skill is because her massage feels good, so I didn't insist (and I don't know how to refuse it when my pants is already pulled off). She put oil on my dick and start slowly massaging it. Feels pretty good and I started to finger her. Played her pussy for 10 minutes and she is not too into it so I lied down and let her do her job. Disclaim this is my first time in BKK and never had a professional HJ before so this is very special for me and I enjoyed it. Paid 1000 to the girl plus the body massage price at the end.

Now I am wasted and I can do nothing tonight but watering here.

[Smoothy]

So temptations at Nana have started employing "girls" now? LOL. BTW your "girl" wanted to get some "face" .

Is "girl" what they like to be called these days? I'm always confused by that. I normally avoid even walking past bars with that type of "girl".

[HorneeFalang]

Thanks for the no BS update.

Very accurate from what I saw last week.

The 400 THB lady drinks price is the last straw for me.

I will not return.

[DwayneJohnson]

So the girl I was with for 2 days messaged me again last night asking if I wanted to hang out again. All the standard 'I miss you, I love you, I this and that'. She was genuinely a nice and caring girl and pretty normal and I planned (after reading a gazillion warnings for Thailand visitors) not to stick to one girl I did like her a lot so I thought why not I'll barfine her one more time and enjoy some time together again. But. Oh oh this was a mistake: the When at the bar (almost know half the crew by now- temptation bar at 2 the level Nana- not the best looking girls BTW but they make it up by their nice attitude mostly) she came to me and after a lot of hugging and kissing and all and ordering 2 drinks for me and her and one for mamas an I paid barfine. But then. Out of nowhere her whole attitude changed. All the sudden she said I need to consume more drinks and take care of her friends too and she almost started to scream at me (like WTF: the). I am not cheapskate at all and don't mind buying rounds of drinks but this time I thought after 2 drinks let's just go and go somewhere else and have some drinks. But clearly this didn't go down well. Maybe she had a target to meet or god knows what. She kept going on about it so I was like: let me get out of here. They can keep their barfine and she can go explain to everyone why I left after paying her barfine and all. Made up some excuse that I have to go back to hotel and jumped off quickly and out of the door. Goodbye!


Really looking forward going to Pattaya now. Are there any bars known for having a lot of 'new' girls (18-21 age) ? Or is it all very much mixed up with working.

So temptations at Nana have started employing "girls" now? LOL. BTW your "girl" wanted to get some "face" so buying LD for her gives her a good face and buying LD for her sisters gets her great face. You better RTFF on this face thingy of Thai culture that can save you from lot of unintended trouble.

P.S.: Sapphire in pattaya had hottest, tanned beauties but if you are looking for that age range then take a stroll around soi honey, Various small shops on that street keep getting supplies of farm fresh babes.

[SomeMongerer]

Got a Thai massage session in the morning, which is now part of my daily routine.

Scouted Nana in day time, didn't find anything interesting. Decided to check out the soappies mentioned in this board.

Went to lord palace first, at 4:15 pm there were only 5-6 girls on the stage, 1-2 models on the side. The price is from 3000-8 k. Found one of my type (6 k) but want to check out other soapies first. Headed out, walked to Merci, only 2 girls working, Emmanuelle is better with 20-30 girls already on the stage but none of my type. Went straight to Poseidon, they have 1st floor (2.6 k, 2.8 k, 3 k) and models on 3rd floor (up to 5. 5 k). There were a lot of choices on both floors, but again I didn't find one that I feel I had to pull the trigger. Went back to lord but my girl is gone. I decided to wait cause I was told there will be more girls after 6 (they didn't lie). I waited till 6 pm but my girl is still not back so I chose another one I am fond of (which is only 4. 9 k. She told me later she just started a month ago so that's probably the reason for low price). Her name is gan or kan, beautiful face (8. 5-9), very nice body (9) with be+ natural boobs, tight stomach and slim legs (butt is not great so -1, the leg is not super long as most Thai girls), service is 10 for me even if she didn't kiss me much because of the make up. We started with bath tub, she thoroughly washed my body with soap before started kissing my nipple and the little john. She then hold my dick in between breasts and started massaging it. At the mean time I started massaging her body and also fingering her pussy. Pussy felt soft and warm even in the water, really nice and she started some low moaning and seemed to enjoyed it. After that we moved to the bed and she started BBBJ which is decent, but the better part is she let me eat her pussy and played 69. Then we went to DATY and it was very nice. Pussy is very clean and tastes good, she started really moaning and even twisting her body like the typical girl orgasm I had with my girl friends. She either really enjoyed it or its a professional acting performance. I couldn't tell. After she had the "orgasm" she said she wants my dick in her pussy which is always the best sentence I would like to hear. She slipped the rubber on my dick before I even noticed it and pushed me into her. We then switched a few positions and her pussy feels always warm and wet. We ended up fucking in front of a mirror with her hands on the table, butt pointing high towards me. I banged her from back while holding her breasts and neck. It was really nice and I finally finished after banging for 20 minutes. It is so nice that I am planning to visit her again in one of my remaining two days.

When I leave lord around 7 ish, there are almost 30-40 girls out and I believe there are at least 10+ girls working in the rooms, so come around 7-8. After leaving lord, I had some supper and headed back to Thermae, and found it opens at 8 pm so I turned to Nana plaza and sit at the end of the 2nd level watching. Spotted a girl with nice figure from distance so I decided to check out. She is from strip, which is a tiny bar with only one stage and seats for no more than 12 customers, but there are 20+ girls there, and most of them are 8+ in my book, I didn't find a 9 so I left after bought 2 lady drinks (very affordable comparing to other bars, total $5 xx including my beer). Will need to come back one day.

Out of nana plaza, its time to check out thermae, at 9 pm its already packed, there are a lot of girls all around the room, and outside. I made one round found one 8, no 9 so I left. Next time, I shall probably sit in the middle so I can check out all the girls without walking around.

After thermae, I headed to Mixx but found I am not allowed to enter due to me wearing shorts. Went to Spasso across the street and I actually like the atmosphere there, three black singers (from states I can tell) tonight signing very classic musics, not too loud so its perfect for conversations. There were about 10 ladies there at 10 pm and they are all around the bar near the door, so don't sit at the other end. Found a few 8+ that I usually would take home but not today after the great soapy session. More girls started coming in after 11 but I left.

[Sunlover2]

I got sore legs so I seriously need a relaxing massage (not erotic), can someone recommend one. I am staying at Soi 29, so nearby is preferred.

Thanks.

Cefle on soi 33 is legit and very good.

Phunnee on Suk between soi 33 and 35 is another decent legit massage option in the area.

Both easy to find using google.

SL.

[ItIsMe83]

If you don't like walk of shames: don't stay at the Sofitel on Sukhumvit where a record amount of people welcome you and pass you by while you walk to your room: the I read somewhere this is one of the newer hotels when I booked it but compared to Centrepoint on Terminal 21 this is def. A lesser hotel. Bathroom esp very worn out and lots of spots and all on walls. Not too good. Centrepoint I highly highly recommend. Staff is awesome and they make everything easy for you. I was supposed to move to Pattaya last Tuesday but as things were very enjoyable in BKK I decided to stay and cancelled hotel and taxi.

Girl was with me for 2 days. She took me to what Paknam temple which was great to see and then for some dinner before I told her she had to go because I had a 'date' set up with a girl from Thai Friendly (Well. Said I had to work obv). Half a hour between those 2 meets so was glad when she finally left. More on the thaifriendly girl later.

So the girl I was with for 2 days messaged me again last night asking if I wanted to hang out again. All the standard 'I miss you, I love you, I this and that'. She was genuinely a nice and caring girl and pretty normal and I planned (after reading a gazillion warnings for Thailand visitors) not to stick to one girl I did like her a lot so I thought why not I'll barfine her one more time and enjoy some time together again. But. Oh oh this was a mistake: the When at the bar (almost know half the crew by now- temptation bar at 2 the level Nana- not the best looking girls BTW but they make it up by their nice attitude mostly) she came to me and after a lot of hugging and kissing and all and ordering 2 drinks for me and her and one for mamas an I paid barfine. But then. Out of nowhere her whole attitude changed. All the sudden she said I need to consume more drinks and take care of her friends too and she almost started to scream at me (like WTF: the). I am not cheapskate at all and don't mind buying rounds of drinks but this time I thought after 2 drinks let's just go and go somewhere else and have some drinks. But clearly this didn't go down well. Maybe she had a target to meet or god knows what. She kept going on about it so I was like: let me get out of here. They can keep their barfine and she can go explain to everyone why I left after paying her barfine and all. Made up some excuse that I have to go back to hotel and jumped off quickly and out of the door. Goodbye!

That's what you get for being nave first-timer and falling for the tricks of a girl. Surely thousands have it happen before but always a fascinating to witness yourself the things after reading about it. Now. After leaving you get the Line app messages show up. Am I the only one thinking it always feel like your messaging with 12 year old with those stickers and all? It's like being on the internet in the 90's again. For privacy I took her name out but this is what I get after leaving (see attachments). Stopped replying on it as I got tired about it. She just doesn't get why I left and I was fed up with attitude. And it actually helped me because straight after I booked trip to Pattaya where I now will be Friday to Wednesday staying at the Siam resort next to walking. Back to good times and multiple girls and fun times. No time for drama when your only a few weeks in the country!

After a week in this country I can see how some guys fall for all the things that can happen here tho. As in getting too committed to one girl. Falling for giving the girls too much money because of their sad stories and all the other things I been reading about. I really get it now. Def good all those stories are out there on the web because you really need to protect yourself against some feelings here. Young, old, rich or poor. Everyone can fall for the things here, far away from home.

On the thaifriendly girl. Nice normal girl, working as a sales executive. But VERY insecure girl. Little bit Chubby (skinny for European standards) for a Thai and I think bit unlucky in love. Only 22 tho but they seem to be panicking young here if not found a husband by 22 or so. Took her to the movies. In elevator to it (T21) standing with 6 girls who kept giggling and talking and looking back at me. No idea what they were saying but when leaving a whole group of girls saying: byeeeeaaaa mister mister! And one blowing kisses. LOL. If only that happened back home Funny scene. After the movie I asked the girl if she wanted to go for a drink. Now has anyone ever seen a girl 'drunk' after sipping half a Margarita? No, me neither but this girl pulled it off. In a weird way. I believe she was actually or she wins a Oscar. After some convincing (pff hard work girl) she came to room after she told me 5 times she is not that kind of girl and she doesn't want me to think that way and blabla. OK.

In room she then had a big cry about her life, and her love life and all. Pffff. Aka: the state every girl sometimes get's when they are 'drunk' and they start thinking too much. Well hour after that we finally hit it off and she was 10 times more fun then any bar girl I had before. The 'chubbiness' helped actually as she wasn't so crazy tight as some of these bargirls are and it was a great night. She randomly fell asleep naked on top of bed after the 2 the time and I couldn't get her to wake up even after shaking her a bit: the So I just let her to sleep the night. In the morning she went back to work a few hours late. Nice experience. Must say I find Thaifriendly not the easiest. You have to put in some work and most girls get so many messages. But if you send a nice 'different' message you might be able to meet some nice girls. She showed me her profile and the messages people send,. Dear lord. Please. If one sends a message to a girl at least act like you read her profile and mention something about what she wrote in it and don't write straight away 'he honey I love you want to meet' kinda crap. I'm sure there's smarter people here but from what I seen there's some crazy dumb people who prob wonder why no girl replies to them. Show some game.

Really looking forward going to Pattaya now. Are there any bars known for having a lot of 'new' girls (18-21 age) ? Or is it all very much mixed up with working.

[Kajos]

The massage place right on the corner of soi 29 at sukhumit is good for foot massage. The place is orange and I think is called Zen Thai. Their foot massages are downstairs. If you are a hansum man then they may try and upsell HJ / BJ if you take an oil massage. But up to you if you want to or not and the massages in and of themselves are good and not expensive. There is an El Toro meat restaurant next door, not recommended.

You can also go to the "W-at Pho Thai Traditional Massage School Sukhumvit", suk soi 37. Number 46 gives a very good foot massage. Stay away from number 68.

I got sore legs so I seriously need a relaxing massage (not erotic), can someone recommend one. I am staying at Soi 29, so nearby is preferred.

Thanks.

[SomeMongerer]

You could easily leave out Pat Pong.

Annies is not the most representative place for Soapies. Guys have been recommending Merci in Ratchada area recently, since Nataree closed. Darling is also a small Soapy nearby. For really up market Soapy try The Lord.

Since you are in Landmark, suggest try daytime bars in Soi 4 such as "Morning Night" and Stumble Inn".

No activities in the above two places, just drink and pool?

[SomeMongerer]

I don't know about proximity to soi 29, but Footjoy on soi 11 is a good bet, as are many of the shops on soi 8 or closer to Sukh from the Footjoy on soi 11.

It won't be hard to tell if it's legit for foot massage. Go to any shop where the women are not cat-calling to you and say what you want. If they don't try to up-sell you to an oil massage because "you han-sum man" the shop is almost certainly legit. Also, the foot massage will likely be done on first floor in full view of a window. Come to think of it, you may be able to pick a shop by looking for other farang getting a foot massage. Hope this helps. TTG.

Thanks for the tips, guys. I ended up finding one on google near the grand palace when I was around there. It was only 250 for one hour and it was nice and relax. Will try another one today so I can be ready for the night, cheers.

[SomeMongerer]

First night I had an independent which is a complete failure. Report / complaint is in the classified thread.

Second night I went to Soi cowboy. Checked out Bacara, its packed and a lot of girls but I didn't find anyone I like nor did I find a seat. Checked out Sussie Wong but girls are not my type. I then found crazy house (didn't see it because I came in through Asok entrance and crazy house is not with any other clubs). Played with a nude girl for one drink and went upstairs found a cutie (she told me later she is a univ student), played a bit and ordered a drink for her, she then immediately asked me to take her out for 3 k. We talked about the things I want to do and seal the deal. Back to my hotel, I found a lot of birth marks and skin is on the dark side (I prefer white or tan) as she is from Issan. Pussy tastes good, and I fingered her for a while. Rubber on and started fucking. I enjoyed it but she doesn't. She looks tired and after about 20 minutes in the session she told me to move faster so she can go home earlier because she has to get up at 5 am the next day. I stepped up the tempo and finished inside her pussy. I later gave her 200 for taxi and escorted her out of the ally because I did enjoy the shower session and the first 20 minutes of our fuck.

Its much better than the first night but you can see there are still surprises.

So questions for the experienced, is there a way to check birth marks (hard to see them in the bar, or maybe its because she didn't dance?) How do I tell if a girl is going to be cold in the bed and how to avoid it? I did spend some time talking with her in the bar and she seems pretty enthusiastic. I did touch her body and even the pussy so is there any other checks that should be done?

[TimTimGuy]

I got sore legs so I seriously need a relaxing massage (not erotic), can someone recommend one. I am staying at Soi 29, so nearby is preferred.

Thanks.

I don't know about proximity to soi 29, but Footjoy on soi 11 is a good bet, as are many of the shops on soi 8 or closer to Sukh from the Footjoy on soi 11.

It won't be hard to tell if it's legit for foot massage. Go to any shop where the women are not cat-calling to you and say what you want. If they don't try to up-sell you to an oil massage because "you han-sum man" the shop is almost certainly legit. Also, the foot massage will likely be done on first floor in full view of a window. Come to think of it, you may be able to pick a shop by looking for other farang getting a foot massage. Hope this helps. TTG.

[Wolvenvacht]

I got sore legs so I seriously need a relaxing massage (not erotic), can someone recommend one. I am staying at Soi 29, so nearby is preferred.

Thanks.

Foot and leg massage are almost everywhere available. Small to no chance it will turn into something erotic.

[Alpanico]

Landed in Bangkok couple a days ago and got laid more than couple of times already. Yesterday night after a BJ at the Som's Heaven, wanted to smoke up some Hukkah. All Arab places say its not available. I did a quick google search and found that its indeed taken off. I, however also found many latest reviews of restaurants which mentioned "the food was awesome and shisha was great" . I went asked that restaurant (Bamboo pub) and they denied serving any shisha.

Is it been completely taken off or some places still secretly serve shisha to only regulars in the inside?

Regards,

A.