Bangkok Reports

[Ralph Kramden]

Sri Lanka? Sorry, I think everywhere in Bangkok is members only.

Analisa massage Soi 6.

Not this one Smoothy. They take all cummers and don't give a fuck where they are from or what they look like. Smelly armpits and ketchup drool down to your flip-flops. No problem.

[Ralph Kramden]

Hi bros.

I'm from Sri Lanka and coming next month to Bangkok. Please share happy ending joints.

Thanks.

Analisa massage Soi 6.

Don't even bother to RTFF because this is a can't miss place. It is so fantastic that you will want to go there two or three times a day.

[Syzygies]

After a good time in Pattaya its time to head back to Vienna, so I thought I'd give this place a go.

They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly she could be modern art masterpiece. A really jaded out bar hag. The mode is fully clothed, machine gun jerking on manhood within about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating to slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn" and something else presumably derogatoort. Her answer to the "slow down" was without warning try and stick in a giant toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts Oh, and the best part. No condoms so as to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever experiences.

After about 10 minutes, I abort, unfinished. Politely complain. The mamasan and some sphinx like Asian droid, presumably the owner, were as rude as you can imagine, apparently having lost her perfect English from 10 minutes ago. So I indicate with rapid finger snapping and hands doing the "slow down" to convey they rushed service. Girl from upstairs now turns up yelling some crap and saying phuck a lot. Mamasan casually told me to phuck my mother and family, to which I replied, "Is your mom upstairs, you could join her" to which she lost it and threw a glass that just missed me and shattered on the wall (lucky no the sliding door). Boss man's face still impassive. She then says get out and I laughed at them, saying "you don't think I take you seriously, if your English has recovered". Laughing at them really did it, they chased me up the street, me breaking out some dance poses and mocking them (I run 10 miles day and am fast). This scene of course scared off some waiting punters, typical Thai style of cutting of nose to save face and resulting negative publicity. They really don't think beyond the moment.

Anyway, avoid this place unlees you want STD's, stitches and machine gun style service with an extremely rushed and jaded old hag. I've used Snow White, Mango, Pinks, places in Hamburg, Philippines and other places for decades with nothing like this. Tell your friends. Avoid at all costs.

I guess it wasn't funny to be there, but cracks me up a bit. I wish we had the video, too.

[Pahllus Maximus]

After a good time in Pattaya its time to head back to Vienna, so I thought I'd give this place a go.

They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly she could be modern art masterpiece. A really jaded out bar hag. The mode is fully clothed, machine gun jerking on manhood within about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating to slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn" and something else presumably derogatoort. Her answer to the "slow down" was without warning try and stick in a giant toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts Oh, and the best part. No condoms so as to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever experiences.

After about 10 minutes, I abort, unfinished. Politely complain. The mamasan and some sphinx like Asian droid, presumably the owner, were as rude as you can imagine, apparently having lost her perfect English from 10 minutes ago. So I indicate with rapid finger snapping and hands doing the "slow down" to convey they rushed service. Girl from upstairs now turns up yelling some crap and saying phuck a lot. Mamasan casually told me to phuck my mother and family, to which I replied, "Is your mom upstairs, you could join her" to which she lost it and threw a glass that just missed me and shattered on the wall (lucky no the sliding door). Boss man's face still impassive. She then says get out and I laughed at them, saying "you don't think I take you seriously, if your English has recovered". Laughing at them really did it, they chased me up the street, me breaking out some dance poses and mocking them (I run 10 miles day and am fast). This scene of course scared off some waiting punters, typical Thai style of cutting of nose to save face and resulting negative publicity. They really don't think beyond the moment.

Anyway, avoid this place unlees you want STD's, stitches and machine gun style service with an extremely rushed and jaded old hag. I've used Snow White, Mango, Pinks, places in Hamburg, Philippines and other places for decades with nothing like this. Tell your friends. Avoid at all costs.

[Smoothy]

Hi bros.

I'm from Sri Lanka and coming next month to Bangkok. Please share happy ending joints.

Thanks.

Sri Lanka? Sorry, I think everywhere in Bangkok is members only.

[SexInStl]

I know what the general reputation is for the CL advertisers. I go have a look now and then and there are 2 or 3 on there that I find tempting. Someone must be partaking as the ads continue. Does anyone have a recent experience, good or bad? The other interesting detail I noticed today is how the pics of the same person can vary so much. There are 2 ads under Casual Encounters titled "Looking For A Nice Man", both posted on Jan 14. It is clearly the same woman. If you put her best pic along side her worst pic, WHAT a difference.

ThaiFriendly is much better, membership is cheap, and if you put out blanket greetings (copy and paste over and over and over), you will get dates.

[BionicMan]

Hi bros.

I'm from Sri Lanka and coming next month to Bangkok. Please share happy ending joints.

Thanks.

Are you for real?
What do you think Bangkok is?
Are you aware where you are heading to?
Better RTFF for your own sake of mind.
Just a friendly advice.

[IGoWm42]

Hi bros.

I'm from Sri Lanka and coming next month to Bangkok. Please share happy ending joints.

Thanks.

[ThatGuy7778]

When it comes to the auto-assign debate, I agree with your right to choose.

When it comes to BJ bars though, I'd suggest you pick the enthusiastic one over the prettiest one. In my experience, the best BJ's come from the ones who are happy to do it.

BJ Bars are kinda a hit / miss with me, instead of giving you a BJ it feels more like they are just jerking you off with their mouths. I find out that the more riskier back alley BJ girls are much better at what they do and cheaper ($4 USD or 100 baht avg.).

[Syzygies]

Hi,

Going be in BKK soon and I always do my favorite massage places in Phrong Phong area, however been reading up on the soapies in the Huai Khwang area as I never been.

Would those who know the difference between the Soapy (Amsterdam, Emanualle etc) compared to massage places (101, Cherry, Mango), is it worth venturing out to the soapies for a good romp even though I know I can get a good enough one from my favorite oily massage?

Keeping in mind I only have limited time in BKK, like 48 hours and can do only one (can't get away from work).

So venture north of the Phrong Phong wall to new lands of Hau Khwang for what sounds like green pasture of the soapy (also more expensive) or sticking with my comfy zone oily massage?

If the only difference is swanky room, then that not issue for me as I take massage girl to my swanky hotel. Thing I don't like is the hit and miss, getting a girl with poor attitude, with the massage places I already have a couple picked that I know have good attitude.

48 hours is a very short time.

It is a bit hit and miss. Then again it is a bit hit and miss at plenty of Oily MPs too. You might find girls very attractive compared to the Oilies, perhaps? But service levels can be very iffy.

I would suggest to you to try Darling Massage (soapy) close at hand first, to see if there is any real appeal for you.

Also read through this thread for recent Soapy reports. E. g. From Ralph Kramden. I used to like Amsterdam but their whole setup may have been moved to Emmanuelle.

I have probably been to Soapy place 150 times over the years, but it does not seem to be anywhere near as good as 20 years ago, and my attendance has dropped off badly. Having a long bath with a girl seems more like a waste of time in the modern day.

[Crazy4Thai]

I know what the general reputation is for the CL advertisers. I go have a look now and then and there are 2 or 3 on there that I find tempting. Someone must be partaking as the ads continue. Does anyone have a recent experience, good or bad? The other interesting detail I noticed today is how the pics of the same person can vary so much. There are 2 ads under Casual Encounters titled "Looking For A Nice Man", both posted on Jan 14. It is clearly the same woman. If you put her best pic along side her worst pic, WHAT a difference.

[Adrena]

When it comes to the auto-assign debate, I agree with your right to choose.

When it comes to BJ bars though, I'd suggest you pick the enthusiastic one over the prettiest one. In my experience, the best BJ's come from the ones who are happy to do it.

[Syzygies]

To use an analogy, if you went shopping for clothes, this is like the store telling you - you MUST buy brand X. Unacceptable.

~BKKguru.

No it's not like that at all. It's much more like hiring a car for a day at "Rent a Wreck", but being told what make and age of car will be assigned to you for the day. Like does it matter? LOL Of course it does.

[Sunlover2]

Anyone who can not respond to auto-assigning with a smile and the words "I prefer to choose" should seriously reconsider their choice of hobbies.

SL.

[Allover]

I agree 100% and your last sentence should be the mantra: YOUR MONEY, YOUR DICK, YOUR CHOICE!!

If any establishment tries the auto-assignment nonsence, please do everyone a favour and and walk out.

To use an analogy, if you went shopping for clothes, this is like the store telling you - you MUST buy brand X. Unacceptable.

~BKKguru.

I try to make my select at these places before I walk in since the girls often sit outside. If I don't see one I like I will go inside and have a drink. Sometimes I will see a girl wandering around or see one that just finished with a customer that gets my attention. If the bar tries the auto assign I just say no thanks. As Syzygies stated it doesn't pay to get angry or overly upset about things like this. The bar is usually helping a girl that hasn't made much money that night when the bar auto assigns. It's not a rip off. A polite no from the customer will always work.