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01-15-17 14:19 #36956
Posts: 881Originally Posted by Smoothy [View Original Post]
Not this one Smoothy. They take all cummers and don't give a fuck where they are from or what they look like. Smelly armpits and ketchup drool down to your flip-flops. No problem.
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01-15-17 14:17 #36955
Posts: 881Originally Posted by IGoWm42 [View Original Post]
Don't even bother to RTFF because this is a can't miss place. It is so fantastic that you will want to go there two or three times a day.
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01-15-17 12:27 #36954
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus [View Original Post]
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01-15-17 11:47 #36953
Posts: 539Analisa massage Soi 6: RIP-OFF, BAIT & SWITCH AND DANGEROUS GLASS THROWING
After a good time in Pattaya its time to head back to Vienna, so I thought I'd give this place a go.
They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly she could be modern art masterpiece. A really jaded out bar hag. The mode is fully clothed, machine gun jerking on manhood within about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating to slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn" and something else presumably derogatoort. Her answer to the "slow down" was without warning try and stick in a giant toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts Oh, and the best part. No condoms so as to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever experiences.
After about 10 minutes, I abort, unfinished. Politely complain. The mamasan and some sphinx like Asian droid, presumably the owner, were as rude as you can imagine, apparently having lost her perfect English from 10 minutes ago. So I indicate with rapid finger snapping and hands doing the "slow down" to convey they rushed service. Girl from upstairs now turns up yelling some crap and saying phuck a lot. Mamasan casually told me to phuck my mother and family, to which I replied, "Is your mom upstairs, you could join her" to which she lost it and threw a glass that just missed me and shattered on the wall (lucky no the sliding door). Boss man's face still impassive. She then says get out and I laughed at them, saying "you don't think I take you seriously, if your English has recovered". Laughing at them really did it, they chased me up the street, me breaking out some dance poses and mocking them (I run 10 miles day and am fast). This scene of course scared off some waiting punters, typical Thai style of cutting of nose to save face and resulting negative publicity. They really don't think beyond the moment.
Anyway, avoid this place unlees you want STD's, stitches and machine gun style service with an extremely rushed and jaded old hag. I've used Snow White, Mango, Pinks, places in Hamburg, Philippines and other places for decades with nothing like this. Tell your friends. Avoid at all costs.
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01-15-17 10:09 #36952
Posts: 3497Originally Posted by IGoWm42 [View Original Post]
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01-15-17 08:11 #36951
Posts: 110Originally Posted by Crazy4Thai [View Original Post]
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01-15-17 07:58 #36950
Posts: 6079Originally Posted by IGoWm42 [View Original Post]
What do you think Bangkok is?
Are you aware where you are heading to?
Better RTFF for your own sake of mind.
Just a friendly advice.
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01-15-17 07:31 #36949
Posts: 72Visiting Bankok
Hi bros.
I'm from Sri Lanka and coming next month to Bangkok. Please share happy ending joints.
Thanks.
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01-15-17 05:22 #36948
Posts: 1Originally Posted by Adrena [View Original Post]
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01-15-17 04:01 #36947
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by Vrsabien [View Original Post]
It is a bit hit and miss. Then again it is a bit hit and miss at plenty of Oily MPs too. You might find girls very attractive compared to the Oilies, perhaps? But service levels can be very iffy.
I would suggest to you to try Darling Massage (soapy) close at hand first, to see if there is any real appeal for you.
Also read through this thread for recent Soapy reports. E. g. From Ralph Kramden. I used to like Amsterdam but their whole setup may have been moved to Emmanuelle.
I have probably been to Soapy place 150 times over the years, but it does not seem to be anywhere near as good as 20 years ago, and my attendance has dropped off badly. Having a long bath with a girl seems more like a waste of time in the modern day.
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01-15-17 03:36 #36946
Posts: 558Craigslist?
I know what the general reputation is for the CL advertisers. I go have a look now and then and there are 2 or 3 on there that I find tempting. Someone must be partaking as the ads continue. Does anyone have a recent experience, good or bad? The other interesting detail I noticed today is how the pics of the same person can vary so much. There are 2 ads under Casual Encounters titled "Looking For A Nice Man", both posted on Jan 14. It is clearly the same woman. If you put her best pic along side her worst pic, WHAT a difference.
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01-15-17 01:00 #36945
Posts: 96When it comes to the auto-assign debate, I agree with your right to choose.
When it comes to BJ bars though, I'd suggest you pick the enthusiastic one over the prettiest one. In my experience, the best BJ's come from the ones who are happy to do it.
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01-15-17 00:29 #36944
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by BKKguru [View Original Post]
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01-14-17 23:42 #36943
Posts: 784Anyone who can not respond to auto-assigning with a smile and the words "I prefer to choose" should seriously reconsider their choice of hobbies.
SL.
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01-14-17 21:39 #36942
Posts: 991BJ Bar auto assign
Originally Posted by BKKguru [View Original Post]