Bangkok Reports

[Carpaccio18]

Thank Syzygies,

Based on your report, Crazy House just made the top of my must-TODO, when I am back in BKK in about a month or so.

Been mostly hanging around Suzie Wong for the naked experience, but the line up there is not as good as it was last year. My all-time favorite Lai disappeared from SW and I don't know where she's working now. The other girls don't seem to know (or willing to tell).

Today Sunday, was best line up of girls ever at Crazy House for my personal taste. That is slim to skinny girls, slim legs, small tits, beautiful but not saggy, not silicone and lacking fake noses. 50% of them naked. The others have no panties under skirt. Very beautiful asses for my taste. If you like big tits, forget it. Not many with that. If you like silicones, again very few. Even fatties in short supply but a couple of more voluptuous types.

A lot of gyrating shaven pussy. Some more shy girls. Cannot find the equal of this, slim young pretty natural girls completely nude, in any other bar that I know of. I haven't checked out any bars in Phat Phong recently.

I like tall No. 05, very slim with cute ass, No. 4 quite pretty, both of these had very small tits. Also No. 35 and 50 and great dancers with tight bodies..

[Carpaccio18]

Good advice. In particular, pushy girls will come to you. Do not let the girl choose you. Do not buy her a drink. You have the right to choose which one you want to sit with you. I don't find it that hard to switch girls if I am with the wrong girl. I simply call another girl over for a drink. Sometimes I have been with 2 girls for a period but only BF the one I want. Its really not necessary to switch bars. An totally unwanted girl can be told to go away, if hassling you.

When a girl requests to sit with you, you can say no thanks, or completely ignore an uninvited girl sitting close.

The more pushy the girl, the less I am interested.

Your'e absolutely right. You're the customer, you make the choice.

The advice about switching bars is mostly from a couple of experienced I have had, where girl "one" gets upset with girl "two", or even girl "two" will start crying on the way to the hotel and ask me why I sat with girl "one" and not her from the beginning. Messy.

[Chrigu41]

Barfine is 600-800 THB per evening / night. For next time I intend to spend two or three weeks holiday with a bar girl (I know the girl from last visit). How much barfine I have to pay? Is there a discount for so long? Does anyone have experience? -

Thanks for a hint or a recommendation.

[FL Hawk]

Next time I will plan ahead. Looking for the Origami condoms, any in BKK yet?

RL.

I can highly suggest the Japanese Sagami. 01 mm Condom. I have found them on Ebay for about $4 each with shipping. Not cheap, but these are supposed to be the world's thinnest, and they are very thin but seem strong.

I also like the. 02 mm Okamoto condoms at about half the price from Ebay. I used these with a provider who, after she kept touching me down there, said it felt so natural to her that she kept thinking I had pulled it off. I was surprised that she was able to tell, but she loved them.

I can't a tell much difference between the two, but I have never done a comparison test, and I am not sure I am all that sensitive anyway, but both are definitely better than the regular thin condoms sold in the US.

I am stocking up on both of these prior to my trip, hopefully in 6 weeks.

[FunlvGguy]

There are as many opinions on the never ending BKK vs Pattaya debate as there are punters, but anyone who suggests there is not much action in BKK doesn't know what they are taking about. Pattaya is mostly about Go Go's, FL's, and small bars. The town has a crazy relaxed resort feel. BKK is about Go Go's, massage parlors, FL's and night clubs. The city has a distinct modern Thai cosmopolitan cultural feel. There is no telling which destination will be more to you liking before you go and experience them both so your original plan is pretty good. The important thing is no matter how you slice it, 4/6, 6/4, or 5/5; you are going to have a great time. So don't waste your time on over thinking your schedule. I suggest you spend your time in a more productive way by carefully reading the forums going back a year or so. Take notes and write down the establishments that consistently receive high marks from respected ISG'ers. In the Pat forum you will read a lot about Sensations, Baccara, Airport, & Happy Go Go's on Walking Street; LK Metro; Beach Road; & the many small bars on Soi Six. In the BKK forums you will read a lot about Baccara, Crazy House, Suzi Wong Go Go's on Cowboy; Rainbow 4 Go Go in Nana; Nataree, Amsterdam, Lord, & La Belle Soapies; Mango, Cherry, Snow White, EZ, & Bamboo oilies; & Climax on Soi 11. Ignore the extreme negative posts.

I favor BKK over Pattaya because I prefer the big city over the resort town. But that is just my opinion. Actually I dig both places a lot. They seem to compliment each other. So do your homework, then go there, and decide which place you like best. They are both amazing.

I am visiting Thailand second time in end of March for ten days (wish it was ten years) LOL I have been reading forum in preparation for my visit and I must say that Natty Bumpo your summarized report is very helpful. Having experience is one thing and efficiently writing about is an art which many people lack. Well done and keep it up Natty Bumpo.

[Sean EZ]

Only thought that comes to mind is the devils den party bus, they say they'll meet you at the airport with 3 girls inside. Its not cheap but you can tell them to drive in a circle and have a gangbang inside the bus, then have them drop you right back off at the airport.

Interesting idea thank you. Will run this by my friend.

[Breadman]

We have a three hour layover at BKK airport in the late afternoon. Considering going through immigration and checkin for next flight we got at most 1. 5 hours free time. Is there a massage / soapie nearby that we can manage in this timeframe /?

Only thought that comes to mind is the devils den party bus, they say they'll meet you at the airport with 3 girls inside. Its not cheap but you can tell them to drive in a circle and have a gangbang inside the bus, then have them drop you right back off at the airport.

[Robert Long]

Why didn't you buy your own condoms? Every 7/11 has Durex.

Only a rookie once? I don't think so. Even after 10+ years of mongering in SE Asia I still make rookie mistakes sometimes, usually when my dick takes control LOL!

I haven't used a condom for years. My GF and business partner in Bali (Indo / Chinese) has taken care of my needs for years. She wanted to go to Siem Reap to see Angkor what and pray. I would never do a WG without a condom and was totally unprepared. Next time I will plan ahead. Looking for the Origami condoms, any in BKK yet?

RL.

[Hades]

I haven't posted in a VERY long time but thought I should as I like to come in here and check up from time to time.

Haven't really been to BKK since 2006 and it seems to have changed a lot. I wasnt fan of Nana Plaza or Cowboy back then and with the prices I have seen around the place, I'm even less likely to now.

I usually stay down in Pattaya where the prices are still more value packed.

However, I did look up the BJ bars on the internet and found out that [CodeWord900] had some competition around the corner. Its called Kasalong and its literally around the corner from [CodeWord900]. As you know or if you are a newbie, [CodeWord900] is off Soi 8, as you are walking down its on the right hand side of the side streets. Just walk to [CodeWord900] and keep walking and you will turn a corner and see a barber shop and then Kaslong in Green writing. Girls were wearing a blue uniform at the time.

Initially I didn't see any girl that took my fancy and kept walking but then turned around and saw a tall thin cute one walk out of the bar. I instantly snagged her much to the other girls dismay as it didn't appear to be a busy day and I got the impression that this girl is very popular.

Went upstairs to a decent sized room and she went to town. Now usually I can't cum by BJ alone, I usually have to finish myself off but this girl had mad skills. She was also cute as hell and made good eye contact. I must say that the initial cleaning process, I'm not a fan where they wash your junk in the sink and water goes down your legs. Nope.

Anyway took about 20 minutes and she was skilled the whole time, no hurry up or anything and didn't even expect a tip at the end (I gave her 100). Then went downstairs and paid 700. I did notice that there was a time stamp on the piece of paper so I wonder if they use that to tell the guy you pay more because you took longer or its to tell the girls to hurry up.

She was 22. Definitely would repeat if I wasnt going to Pattaya tomorrow. Thats my usual haunt and I will be happy to get back there.

[Simian]

We have a three hour layover at BKK airport in the late afternoon. Considering going through immigration and checkin for next flight we got at most 1. 5 hours free time. Is there a massage / soapie nearby that we can manage in this timeframe /?

I think that we have been through this before. I did get a HJ in a hotel some years back but that was it. Nothing else available.

[AssGuy26]

Had a night in Bangkok before the wife and kids arrived, decided to have some fun in Soi Cowboy. Was staying in the Grand Millenium which is a great location, easy walking distance. Didn't have any issues bringing a girl back through the back entrance.

Started the night strolling up the 'strip' looking for somewhere to start. Went into Baccara which is definitely worth the experience, but was hard for me (as a decent looking middle aged cauc) to catch the eye of any of the 'dancing' girls. The waitresses were very friendly though. Had a drink while enjoying the show, some great talent here, but again very hard to find interested dancers. Upstairs was topless and underwear-less where downstairs they were fully clothed.

Decided to leave for a stroll and was dragged into a bar that I can't even remember the name of. Maybe 5 star or all star? Anyway, it was terrible, mostly just fat girls hustling for lady drinks. Bailed before I could be charged for anything. Headed into afterskool bar where I had quite a few drinks with a girl dressed in black (not the regular schoolgirl uniform, not sure what the difference is.) Anyway she was hot, pretty friendly and I wanted to bust my first nut in Bangkok so went to the 'naughty boy corner' with her. Cost 1000 Baht (didn't negotiate) for a BBJ.

Was a pretty great BJ.

Positives: lots of eye contact from a beautiful girl, groping of tits, pussy and ass allowed and dedication without complaint (took about 20 minutes).

Negatives: not CIM and didn't go particular deep, never past 3 inches.

Definitely a fun experience getting a BJ from a stunner in front of a bunch of strangers, probably overpaid but worth it for me!

After this had a break, got a late dinner, went back into Baccara (more of the same) before going into Doll House which was fully nude, and had some pretty amazing girls dancing (8+'s). Had a drink and had to push some less desirable girls away before catching the eye of a sexy spinner dancing. I raised my drink at her and she finished dancing immediately and came over to me. Had a quick chat, bought her a drink and asked her if she was barfineable. She immediately said yes, 600 B. I asked how much for ST, she said 2500, I said 1500, settled at 2000. Paid the barfine, she got changed and we walked back to the hotel together.

Showered together which was quite the experience, she was very affectionate which was fun. Into the bedroom and the fun begun. Special mention to her DFK which was amazing (and I'm usually not into kissing WGs, but she created the perfect GFE).

Finished up and paid her the 2000 plus a 200 tip and fell happily asleep.

All up the damage for 6 hours of fun (7 pm-1 am) was about 6000 baht, less than 200 USD. This included what's basically a strip club, a lot of drinks, a BJ in a crowded bar and full service with a sexy spinner who gave me the best GFE I've ever had. Bangkok is still truly a fantastic place! (At least for married tourists!

Happy mongering.

[TimTimGuy]

*snip* I decided that since my GF was arriving tomorrow from Bali, that I needed to get laid once more before she arrived. *snip* Only a rookie once.

RL.

Rookie my ass, if you have a Bali girlfriend coming to Bangkok! You get no sympathy from me, you lucky dog! TTG.

[Mogwai]

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Again the industrial grade condoms were not the pleasure I had hoped for so she finished me off with a very professional HJ.
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We went a few positions and played for awhile but again the condom was just not right.
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Many lessons learned but I guess that is part of paying your dues in BKK. I'll be back in May and prepared better this time. Only a rooky once.

RL.

Why didn't you buy your own condoms? Every 7/11 has Durex.

Only a rookie once? I don't think so. Even after 10+ years of mongering in SE Asia I still make rookie mistakes sometimes, usually when my dick takes control LOL!

[Robert Long]

So off I went to the Hauy Kwang district after lunch. Got off the MRT and walked around checking out the area. The first is the group of Soapy are The Madame, Nataree, and Emmanuelle. I went into each to check out the stock. The Madame had 5 girls that looked good but a little on the heavy side 1800. Next I went to Nataree and the 10 girls were like vultures all to thin and not very good looking, 2100. Then I went to Emmanuelle. WOW! 50 + cute ladies all cookie cutter cute and great bodies. I ask the boss the price and he shocked me with a 3200 start and up to 6000 for the models.

I went back to The Madame and choose the cutest one, although a good 50 kilos she was nice. Her name is Cee. She was great soup to nuts the best service I had in the 4 days in BKK. The nice surprise was the the cups, once she undressed and started using those wonderful tits, I was sold on her. She took her time and had a great attitude always laughing and making cute noises. Great CBJ and then rinse and on to the bed for a nice session of full sex. Again the industrial grade condoms were not the pleasure I had hoped for so she finished me off with a very professional HJ. Full 2 hrs and I tipped her 300.

Day 3 was not good as I went shopping at MBK and after lunch back to the Patpong area. A street hustler talked me into a Soapy in Patpong. After yesterday I figured why not, that was so good. Well be warned that Patpong is the worst. I went in and picked the best looking body in the fishbowl. She was cute and very sexy. We got to the room and she ask me to lay down in the bathtub and she turned on the cold water and gave a 5 minute soapy. Put her tits in my face and whispered in my ear "don't forget my tip". Dryed me off and layed on the bed and she applied the condom and jumped on. We managed a few positions and I was able to cum do to her very tight pussy. 2000 + 300 tip, 1 hour or less.

Day 4, and it's getting worse. I changed money on Silom Rd and was walking back to catch to Skytrain to go back to Huay Kwang when a Taxi boss asked me where I was going. I told him and he said why pay the train and the MRT so much when his taxi for 200 would take me around all afternoon to find the best place and wait for me to bring me back to my hotel. Made sense to me.

The first place the driver took me only had 5 girls and the asking price was 3400. I assumed that they had to pay the driver so I declined and asked him to take me to another. He said this next place is where I go when he is horny. They had 8 girls and not bad. Price 2000. I ask them to stand up and they looked at me like I was crazy. The coach then asked me which one would you like to stand up. I choose that one and we went upstairs. Nice body, nice attitude but finished in 35 minutes. I complained and told her no tip. I complained to the boss and she said sorry. Back to he taxi and to he hotel. Bad service and I don't even know the name of the place. So much for trusting taxi service. Another lesson learned.

After dinner on Silom Rd. I decided that since my GF was arriving tomorrow from Bali, that I needed to get laid once more before she arrived. I walked down Silom Rd and came on a small massage shop. 2 cute girls in front. I asked about a Thai massage and she said I was the only customer today so she wanted to give me a good massage. When we got to the room she was very sweet and asked me what else I wanted. I told her I wanted good sex. She was happy to hear that and said that she was horny and took her clothes off. Lubed me up and jumped on top. She was horny and came quickly. We went a few positions and played for awhile but again the condom was just not right. She took it off and gave me a great HJ to cum. 1500 + 300 tip.

Many lessons learned but I guess that is part of paying your dues in BKK. I'll be back in May and prepared better this time. Only a rooky once.

RL.

[Member #4611]

We have a three hour layover at BKK airport in the late afternoon. Considering going through immigration and checkin for next flight we got at most 1. 5 hours free time. Is there a massage / soapie nearby that we can manage in this timeframe /?

FWIW I think that would be tough. Nothing worthwhile close enough in my view. Immigration took me 45 minutes last time and then security and passport control could be a nightmare unless you are in Business Class. You will also need to pay airport tax if you enter Thailand. http://www.thai-airways.ru/en/inform...passengers/50/ 700 baht.

Chill, get a foot massage in the Terminal near area G.

Cheers.