Bangkok Reports

**Lcale1982** · 01-27-23 02:48

Originally Posted by BHawk [View Original Post]

Just woke up at a Bangkok airport Hotel after sleeping off some of a terrible jet lag. Heading to town. I need to see girls. Naked girls with nice tits dancing and flirting. As far as I ve understood three places are Baccara, Crazy House and Geisha (Nana). Any other suggestions to see naked girls, sip a beer and go for it?

I was only there for a day maybe it was too early but Baccara didn't get nude. Crazy house full nudity there. No one had any panties on, maybe jsut a skirt with like atleast half just nothing on.

**BHawk** · 01-27-23 02:45

Just woke up at a Bangkok airport Hotel after sleeping off some of a terrible jet lag. Heading to town. I need to see girls. Naked girls with nice tits dancing and flirting. As far as I ve understood three places are Baccara, Crazy House and Geisha (Nana). Any other suggestions to see naked girls, sip a beer and go for it?

**BPalacio** · 01-27-23 02:07

Short little report from a admittedly green and undoubtedly dumb newbie here in BKK. Staying at JW Marriott right near Nana. For the light sleepers out there, it is NOT soundproofed well at all despite stating on the site that it's supposedly soundproofed. Really pissed me off because getting some sleep here even with earplugs has been quite a challenge. Everything else about the hotel, as you'd expect from a Marriott, is top-notch.

Anyway, onto the shit that people will actually care about. I'm a Thai American and have a lovely Thai girlfriend back home, so I wanted to try something else here in BKK. I like curvy women and opted to try out an African broad. Have seen that their reputation is far from stellar on these forums.

Trust the reports, fellas.

I got an African broad off of Soi 4 and it went pretty much par for the course. Told her 2000ST for basically an extended blowjob session no cover. She agreed and came over. I locked all my things in my safe prior to her arrival. When she got here, she asked if she needed to even undress because it was just a blowjob. Told her yes, dear, you should take off your top at the very least.

Onto my dick she went. Initially a decent blowjob with her trying to go deepthroat and kiss my balls. I'm not a huge guy, maybe even below average, but she was making a show about how deepthroat was not something she'd be doing for any extended amount of time. After blowing me for less than 10 minutes, she stops and says something to the tune of "huh, not done yet?

Said nope, and she tried to gave a halfhearted handjob. Started getting soft and was, quite frankly, getting a bit pissed about the whole experience so far. I told her I'd like her to continue her mouth work. She said nah.

OK.

At this point, I just said fuck it and just jerked off. Told her to open her mouth when I was about to finish, and she endearingly asked "you want to come in my mouth? Laughed, and then declined the thoughtful gesture. Came on her ass instead and she responded with a groan. Paid her the 2000 and she was off into the night again.

With my grand sample size of 1, I have to say the field reports on African ladies here in BKK are all accurate. Again, I'm an idiot and am very green, so keep that in mind if you've read this far. Probably will try to find a curvy Thai lady and hope things go better.

*If anyone has experience with submissive escorts, any race, in BKK, I'd love to learn more. Thinking about checking out Demonia and facefucking a submissive, so might post about that experience later.

Signing off, gents.

**Bunky** · 01-26-23 20:00

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

A motorbike taxi is a real e-ticket ride. Do it once when you are SOBER and have your wits about you. Makes you feel glad to (still) be alive.

LOL! I realize this is the Bangkok forum, but since we're talking about motorcycle taxis. . . .

In Pattaya a few years ago on New Year's Eve I hired a motorcycle taxi to take me from the west end of Soi 6 to Walking Street. It was a few minutes before midnight and Beach Road was jammed. The driver made a show of checking out the traffic, then turned back to me for 30 seconds of amiable negotiation over the fare. Can't recall the exact amount, but his holiday surge price was reasonable under the circumstances.

The ride south on Beach Road was surreal. My driver skillfully zoomed between the lanes of traffic, clearing the massive tour buses by inches. About halfway to Walking Street the clock struck midnight and the fireworks started. The next few minutes were like something out of a video game. As you guys know well, the opportunities to be a naughty boy can be reduced during the holidays, especially on New Year's Eve, when so many people in the "industry" are otherwise occupied. So for me, the ride turned out to be the highlight of my evening.

**11Bravo** · 01-26-23 11:19

Originally Posted by AlwaysHorny2 [View Original Post]

Day 2. I walked a lot this day. After eating at Ekkamai food court / kitchen, I walked toward Nana, but decided to go to MBK. Hired a bolt only to realize my phone battery was low and figured I'the be out for awhile. I was in the mood for a good massage. I noticed a couple decent early / mid thirties women sitting outside a shop. I didn't stop on my walk, but when I passed them again, I made a mental note to come back. Got my phone charged up and then walked back to the massage shop. I had intentions on only getting the massage. The name of the shop was Happiness massage.

For MBK from that area (Ekkamai), I just take the BTS. However, after 3 years, I'd forgotten, and got off at Siam, looking for MBK. Luckily, I remembered it was a change before exiting, so just walked down and caught the BTS to National Stadium. Unfortunately, Dunkin' Donuts no longer sells the Bavarian chocolate, the cream filled chocolate topped donuts. Not a complete loss, walked back out and jumped back on the BTS to Patpong to do my own cream filling.

Curious, which Soi was Happiness on? Soi 23? For a good, legit massage in the Ekkamai area, try Soi 55's Yama Herbal Massage, less than a 100 M from Thong Lo BTS station, left hand side as you're walking away from Sukhumvit. Extras were offered, but I just went for the massage. 700 baht for 90 minutes. Search to find FR's.

**The Kaiser** · 01-26-23 07:13

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

Not stealing. I don't cut in, but eye contact and a smile at least marks you as an alternate ... and if the deal isn't being signed ... No harm, no foul.

Definitely keeping that in mind!

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

Often repeated here: don't leave the bar without BOTH parties understanding the contract. I might roll the dice on menu, depending on how compelling she is, but time and PRICE ... On the other hand, it's a lesson that I've had to relearn when I've grown complacent.

I definitely learned this the hard way.

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

You like the skywalks (e.g. Asoke to Cowboy). At Asoke BTS, just turn around and take the skywalk in the other direction, exiting the BTS turnstyles on the Nana end, but staying on the elevated walk. Usually a breeze, and certainly beats the crowds on the sidewalk below. Walk down to the end (not THAT far), exit to the right towards the Sofitel hotel, but instead of the elevated ramp to the hotel, take the stairs down to the sidewalk, U-turn, and it's 10 M to Thermae. Now your success inside is another matter.

Saving this for the next time I'm in town, thanks!

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

The bad news? You paid the tourist prices. The good news? You met Meet the World. And your tourist fee was just a bit more than a SINGLE Nana bar fine. But who's counting when you're talking "one of the best and (relatively) cheapest"?

Honestly, I wasn't expecting the action to kick off so fast, so I just went with the flow. Ultimately, even at the tourist prices, it's a pretty sweet deal, so I'm still satisfied with the experience over all.

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

FYI: there is a mattress on a raised platform in the back, towards the toilet, in an alcove with curtains, BUT the mattress leaves a lot to be desired. Seems like a number of holes in the foam, hopefully not the platform, but overall, the mattress is not that solid. I think next time I'll avail myself of a bench.

Well, it only makes a difference in cowgirl position. Reverse cowgirl should still work fine on a couch depending on the skill of the ladies', but I'm a sucker for doggy, so it works. Plus the fact that the front door is right there and could open at any time is fun for me. I've always been a fan of sneaky sex, even though this wasn't on the same level as going at it in a bathroom, changing room, or by the side of the road.

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

Just curious: besides the servers, I know 2 managers. One is a THIN granny who usually sits at a front table just inside the door. There is also a SLIGHTLY less old, more heavy set (not fat, but with some meat) mamasan. I get along well with the heavy set one, and easily tip her. The granny, not so much. Just wondering which you were dealing with (I'd guess NOT the granny, but just curious).

Pretty sure it would be the granny since she was quite gaunt, but maybe the plump one just went on a crash diet. Hard to say, but this one wore glasses, if that narrows it down.

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

what does 'Sui Mai' and the Isan equivalent 'Nyam Bo' mean?

Both mean 'good'. Handsome, Strong, I'm scared, sleeping were among some of the other words and phrases that I instantly forgot.

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

Good luck on your future endeavors.

Thank You! Good luck with whatever you've got going on too!

**Tlito** · 01-26-23 05:59

Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]

There are many roads in BKK; some are deadends, some are hills, some lead to mountain tops. The entertainment is in the travel.

Understood. Michele's photo at Kokoro I found compelling, worth a visit, even with the masking. She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Beautiful face, beautiful body, good (business) service. But her physical presence alone was enough to make the trip worth while (FR posted). Wouldn't be a regular, but every now and again ....

Stick on his Suzie Wong bar's writeup mentioned the 2 drink MO at a number of bars, but at least there, it's served in the same glasses that the customers get, not thimbles.

The "shaw shaw", said with a SMILE, when it does sour the interaction, my reaction is a solid "Bye". For me, it's just one of those markers that says I know the score, that her physical presence is not alone sufficient. Many "at bats" in a baseball game, so I'm not concerned with a couple of strike-outs.

Everyone has their own set of eyes, but I've found some very fun times in afternoon MP's. Yes, it's only an hour, 90-minutes, but a lot of fun can be had. YMMV.

Seems that the SOL is SOL. That is a loss.

Not stealing. I don't cut in, but eye contact and a smile at least marks you as an alternate ... and if the deal isn't being signed ... No harm, no foul.

Often repeated here: don't leave the bar without BOTH parties understanding the contract. I might roll the dice on menu, depending on how compelling she is, but time and PRICE ... On the other hand, it's a lesson that I've had to relearn when I've grown complacent.

Thailand, in MY experience, is a very conservative society. I always had to silently laugh when a girl who had just been dancing nude on stage, back in the room, out of her solo shower, came out, wrapped in a towel, and jumped under the covers before the towel came off. I once asked and was told, "but on the stage, I was just dancing with my friends. Now I'm alone with you". You'll also notice that the only public displays of affection are from falangs (holding hands or arms around shoulder don't count). On the other hand, I'm enough of a realist that she might not want to be associated with me out in public ....

You like the skywalks (e.g. Asoke to Cowboy). At Asoke BTS, just turn around and take the skywalk in the other direction, exiting the BTS turnstyles on the Nana end, but staying on the elevated walk. Usually a breeze, and certainly beats the crowds on the sidewalk below. Walk down to the end (not THAT far), exit to the right towards the Sofitel hotel, but instead of the elevated ramp to the hotel, take the stairs down to the sidewalk, U-turn, and it's 10 M to Thermae. Now your success inside is another matter.

The bad news? You paid the tourist prices. The good news? You met Meet the World. And your tourist fee was just a bit more than a SINGLE Nana bar fine. I've said it before, I'll say it again: read here and remember (though trivial details can be easily forgotten). Beer=100, BJ=800, FS=1200 (though that was with condom, but I don't think the lady would have minded if it had been BB as it was myself that had and put on the condom), Lady Drink=150. I knew the prices from my previous visit, and so confirmed before I partook. Granny did try and use the tourist prices on me a week later, I just had her show me the bill, and went through it, line by line (line item veto) and corrected each one. Just something to be aware of. But who's counting when you're talking "one of the best and (relatively) cheapest"?

FYI: there is a mattress on a raised platform in the back, towards the toilet, in an alcove with curtains, BUT the mattress leaves a lot to be desired. Seems like a number of holes in the foam, hopefully not the platform, but overall, the mattress is not that solid. I think next time I'll avail myself of a bench.

Just curious: besides the servers, I know 2 managers. One is a THIN granny who usually sits at a front table just inside the door. There is also a SLIGHTLY less old, more heavy set (not fat, but with some meat) mamasan. I get along well with the heavy set one, and easily tip her. The granny, not so much. Just wondering which you were dealing with (I'd guess NOT the granny, but just curious).

Likewise, while I am VERY familiar (unfortunately) with 'Pum Pui' (the Thais might be conservative in SOME things, but VERY direct in others), what does 'Sui Mai' and the Isan equivalent 'Nyam Bo' mean?

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Finally, I salute you on your complete and entertaining FR's. I understand the TIME and EFFORT they take, and it's been a fun read and a lot of info for the literate members. I always find it interesting to see where others play, though any PIMP experience for me, as the Thais say, "next life". Good luck on your future endeavors.

Some very poor reports about Kokoro.

I did not go there last visit went to pretty. Fantastic service.

After I walked from Kokoro because of shit service.

The girls look nice in the pics but when you walk into the shop the mama is very unfriendly and will only let you look at pics of girls working. I walked and went to pretty.

**Lcale1982** · 01-26-23 05:35

Originally Posted by TravelBless [View Original Post]

Anyone with info on the ST and LT rates in Thermae Cafe and if all girls go with European men.

One lady I picked up mention ladies will sometimes just give a higher rate instead of saying no for someone they don't really want to go with (europeans). Most quoted 2500-3000 to me, but one quoted 4500, guess she didn't like me LOL. All of them I asked said no LT since they have work in the morning. Except one who used to work at Nuru massage and didn't have a day job at the time, 3 k /6 k. She was the only dark meat I saw on the days I went, standing on the right side of the room. Mentioned everyone tell her they think she's indian LOL. I saw her in some youtube videos I checked out after returning home.

At 9 min mark, great service and pretty good english too. She might charge you higher being European.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwok19fzIgc

**Lcale1982** · 01-26-23 05:28

Originally Posted by SexIsLove [View Original Post]

Then for variety went to Thermae picked a white farang looking Thai, early 20's. Standing next to the cashier table 2. 5 K ST lucked out again with long sessions and CIM.

I think I was staring at the same lady every day I went cause I wasn't sure if she was white or not LOL. Standing at that same location. Sound like she gave you a good time. When I head back I'll have to check her out if she's still there. Was she open to pics, the few I picked up were not? Figure most of them won't be especially if this is their side gig.

**AlwaysHorny 2** · 01-26-23 05:06

I'll get Day 3 out of the way first since it's not much to write about. Had a decent omelette at Genius Bar. I got it filled with Angus beef. It was supposed to be 150 grams of protein. I doubt it. Seemed smallish. Maybe I'm greedy, but I could have ate two of those. After that, went to Muscle Factory and beat the crap out of my body. Some nice looking ladies there but definitely IG types. Saw a couple dudes kissing on their women in the gym. Sorry sight to behold like they are doing something. Bro, it's just your turn. When you leave she'll be with another. One of the chicks in particular was a serious attention garden tool. I'm sure she is for the taking. Didn't do much after the gym. Ate dinner at I think A la carte close to my condo rental. I eventually just dozed off. Didn't feel like going out.

Breakfast options aren't all that great here. I had to wait until 10 am for El Mariachi to open. I ordered the breakfast burrito with barbacoa. I hope it's good.

Day 2. I walked a lot this day. After eating at Ekkamai food court / kitchen, I walked toward Nana, but decided to go to MBK. Hired a bolt only to realize my phone battery was low and figured I'the be out for awhile. I was in the mood for a good massage. I noticed a couple decent early / mid thirties women sitting outside a shop. I didn't stop on my walk, but when I passed them again, I made a mental note to come back. Got my phone charged up and then walked back to the massage shop. I had intentions on only getting the massage. The name of the shop was Happiness massage.

I assumed it was totally legit and I really just wanted a good professional massage. Massage is started and it pretty good. I'm trying to relax but she kept talking and asking questions. I wanted peace and silence. I wanted to relax, but wasn't happening as I struggled to understand her limited English. On the flip, she is getting very close to the jewels so I figured the sale would soon follow. Naturally I had a reaction and she just went to full stroke. She asked did I like it, I said it's ok but I would want everything. I was quoted 2 k including massage fee. There was miscommunication because she at least pretended that I was down for only HJ. I felt the vibe and sat up. I told her that is too expensive. I'll pay the fee and just leave. She already had roughly 2140 baht. I used $20 USD in addition to all the baht I had on me. Again, wasn't expecting to do anything else. Talking back and forth she said ok, we boom boom but be quiet because the boss in there and we don't have a door just a curtain.

She restarts the frontal massage and goes south after a few minutes. More stroking. Good technique I must admit. I'm like hold up. Don't want to finish that way. She saws ok boom boom. I didn't understand what was going on. She had on jeans, but somehow scooted them down. Started with bb cowgirl. It surprised me and she was soaking wet. Cowgirl skills were not good so switched to doggie with me standing and her bent over the table. Seemed like I could have cip but tossed on her back. I probably would not repeat. It wasn't too expensive, but I would have rather kept my bullets.

Went to Nana and Soi Cowboy later that night. I had dinner at a Jamaican restaurant near Sugar nightclub. The food was ok. I walked to Levels but didn't go in due to the 400 baht cover, so I headed over to Nana. I went to Billboards, but really wasn't impressed. A could lookers, but didn't like the attitudes / chemistry so I bounced after one beer. Got mugged constantly at Soi Cowboy, but didn't enter one establishment. What's the deal with Crazy horse? Didn't look appealing from the outside.

On a good note, lots of FL all around. I saw some that I would do, but didn't feel a push since I popped off earlier. That is probably my choice tonight. May give fiwfans a try. TF and tinder are crap, but I could see how it could work if I actually lived here.

**Nyezhov** · 01-26-23 03:13

Originally Posted by GinAndTonic555 [View Original Post]

Sounds like you have similar taste as me. Billboard gets tons of hype but I never find my type of girls in there. Spankys and butterflys I'd also put in the category of never delivering for me that many seem to love. Rainbow 4 and 5 seem to have more of the young spinners I like.

Not commenting on what this Q4 2022 lineups are looking like as I haven't hit the plaza in a bit. Going out this week to check the scene.

Rainbow 4 is going to be my go to gogo for this trip it seems. I was in on Monday and there were loads of my style babes too. Ill hit it again this weekend just to make sure.

I know I keep asking about Mixx but anyone? Its important to me, because if I am going to make a Mixx trip I need to wear long pants instead of my usuall shorts. Serious inconvenience that.

**GinAndTonic555** · 01-25-23 12:35

Originally Posted by LuckyNuts [View Original Post]

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Billboard was fun to visit and have a drink but the chicas are too thick for me. I could never even find one to buy a drink. Still I stopped in often and enjoyed the party atmosphere.

Butterflies I remember specifically it was 1000 barfine because that's where Mama insisted I pay the girl first and I got my 1000 baht back. This place easily has the best party atmosphere and reminded of a Las Vegas strip club vibe on Friday night.

The most consistent place for hot girls for me was Rainbow 5 and I paid 1000 baht at least a couple times there. That's the only place that was very busy on Thursday night.

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Sounds like you have similar taste as me. Billboard gets tons of hype but I never find my type of girls in there. Spankys and butterflys I'd also put in the category of never delivering for me that many seem to love. Rainbow 4 and 5 seem to have more of the young spinners I like.

Not commenting on what this Q4 2022 lineups are looking like as I haven't hit the plaza in a bit. Going out this week to check the scene.

**11Bravo** · 01-25-23 11:31