Bangkok Reports

[Fon Tok]

How does a frog farmer smell? How would you know? .

I used to catch frogs.

[Wolvenvacht]

One of the he woman I met the other night in the Beer Garden said her day job was raising frogs.

She was quite hot, too. Didn't smell like a frog farmer. .

How does a frog farmer smell? How would you know? .

[Fon Tok]

Actually Thailand is a place where office girls sometimes like to suppliment their income. (snip)

One of the he woman I met the other night in the Beer Garden said her day job was raising frogs.

She was quite hot, too. Didn't smell like a frog farmer.

[Franco Cozzo]

ok, it's long overdue for me to write the trip report for my january bkk and pattaya trip. before i forget all of the details, and before i go back over easter:

i'm breaking report into chunks, as otherwise the post will fill most of a page. so, here is the first night and second day:

after arriving in late in bangkok fairly late at night, i met with a friend made through thaifriendly at my hotel. she was fairly attractive (but not to the standard i would date back home) , also in her early to mid 30s, and in a fairly well paying (for thailand) office job. i was surprised (and pleased) that she had an overnight bag packed to stay over, as she did not seem that forward on webcam chats we had done up to that stage. she gave me a welcome gift, took me out to a late dinner (her shout, even though i insisted) , then for drinks to meet some of her friends. most of the conversations from her friends were about how young and handsome i am (true to an extent, but not close to the extent they were saying) , and how great their friend was if i was looking for a thai girlfriend. the night was fun, and although i tried to be generous with drinks, i did not spend too much money as the girls kept also insisting on buying rounds as well.

later, back at my hotel we did not get past kissing and groping before she said she was not the kind of girl to "go all the way on a first date" (which she really did not seem to be (she was only on thaifriendly for about 3 weeks before complaining that most men just contacted her to try and have sex-cam chats) , though it could also have been seeing my pasty white body semi-naked that put her off. hopefully she didn't tell her friends if this was the case) , so we went to sleep. the next morning we had breakfast in the executive lounge of the hotel i was staying (a nice luxury property) , and knowing that i was only in town briefly, asked what i was doing for the rest of the few days i was there. i made an excuse of meeting with ex-pat friends later that day, but said i would meet up with her and go to the zoo (her idea) the day before my late flight out of bkk (i had truly meant to keep this catch up, but earlier on the day i we had set i had trouble getting through to her phone, and by the time she called back (about 9 times. scary) , i was already busy with other less innocent pursuits).

anyway, after breakfast and saying goodbye, i decided to visit sol (star of light for newbies) , as my hotel was in the patpong area, and i had serious blue balls. it was my first time to the patpong strip (on purpose) , and after a bit of difficulty locating the bar and checking google maps, i realised i was standing out the front of it (the signage is only obvious when coming from suk, and i was a little hungover and jetlagged). sol looked fairly closed, but just as i went to walk off a mid to late 30s lady came rushing out, and asked me to "come in for fun". i was offered a drink, and had the sol prices and services explained to me (i was surprised that there were no curtains under the bar-top, as this was what i thought i had read quite a few times). there was only this lady and one other early 40s lady available, neither terribly attractive. but knowing that looks don't always translate to the amount of fun that can be had, i decided to stay. the 30s lady was quite plump. not obese, but larger than chubby, and from memory was a 5. 6 facewise, but seemed enthusiastic. although the bar was empty, i decided to utilise the bathroom rather than one of the very-non-private benches for my first sol blow'and'go.

the bbbj was excellent, especially at the 700 thb price tag, and being able to take the occasional swig of beer whilst it happened. not quite eye-crossing, knee-weakening, about-to-pass-out good like my first [CodeWord900] bj (with an early 20s girl, and a solid 8/10 face and body) , but not too far off. even though i had blue balls from the night before (and from not getting laid for a few weeks before the trip) , and i was shaking with pleasure (very rare for bjs for me) , it was not a 5 minute blow like i was expecting for my first monger back. the lady even offered an upgrade to fs at a discount (an extra 200 thb) if i was not enjoying the bj enough after about 20 mins. i said no, that it was really good, and kept going until blowing. at first in her mouth, then down her tits and on her face (blue balls do have some advantages, like plenty of ammo). i thanked her, finished my beer, tipped a couple of hundred thb and said i'd be back after she said anal was also available with some ladies there including herself.

later in the day, after moving to my next booked hotel which was more accessible to the sukhimvit line, i decided to also visit [CodeWord900]. i chose the cutest girl available out the front, and after the usual cold wet-wipe wi****wn she got down to business. her technique was much more standard. though still better than most non-thai women (fls and regular girls) , and she started with far too little skin showing, though the very cute face bobbing up and down was still making me thankful again of being in thailand. after asking whether it was ok to touch her (i'm somewhat of a gentleman) , as i did not think i would blow just from her clothed oral, she took all clothing off revealing a killer little body, amazing hard and long nipples, and a very smooth and wet muff, all of which she was more than happy to let me play with, and would move to accomodate whatever i was reaching for. the combination of thes helped a huge amount, and i was done within 5 minutes of her disrobing (i'd have been embarrassed if it wasn't a paid encounter). as i really wanted to experience being inside her amazing body, whilst biting on and playing with those amazing nipples, i asked if she was available for fs. she said that there is a room upstairs if i wanted to come back for st another day. i believe it was around 400 thb for the room hire, and 1200 thb for her (though can't quite remember) , and said which days and times she was available. i left, though forgot to tip (i don't usually tip at [CodeWord900] unless it was amazing anyway) , and 5 minutes later cursed myself for not trying to get her number for possible fl action instead. the girl would have been early 20s. 7.8 face. 9 body (though in miniature size) , and it was the usual 700 thb, no drink bought.

[Oldian]

All this talk of farang this vs thai this complain about price blahblahblah.

In case you haven't figured out WHY farangs complain about price:

They come to Thailand as a CHEAP (er) mongering destination.

The local thai guys. They are locals, obviously they are not complaining about the prices because THEY travel somewhere else for CHEAP mongering.

As for koreans and japanese, do they complain? You bet your ass they do, just not on ISG as this is generally an english speakers website.

If you think thai men, Hong kong guys, Chinese guys, korean guys, japanese guys, every country and every language guys do not have their own version of ISG where they complain about the exact same things including price and service. Well, I might just have pretty young beautiful girl waiting for you at the end of this dark alley!

The cycle goes on and on, sadly, I am leaving the Bangkok thread. In a place where the P4P scene is so open, theres nothing to discuss except for price vs service and the inevitable decline of one and the awful increase of the other. Until another spot becomes the new favorite.

I hear the mongering in africa is good.

The reason the Thai guys don't complain is because at most of their venues, they get good service, it is expected and guaranteed. At most of the Thai massage places I frequent, you get at least 2 pops in 2 hours, and the girls don't spend time telling you what you can't do. Contrast that with Sukhumvit girls who ask for more money (Thai massage places on Phetburi run 1300-1900 all in for 2 hours, whereas Cowboy and Nana you will be fighting to get 1500 ST plus the lady drinks plus the barfine of 6-700) and then come home and pull the starfish or jakajee or yai maak jep routine. And obviously in the Sukhumvit scene, plenty of guys must put up with it because the girls know they can get away with it. I once had a non performer in a Thai massage place. I promptly picked up the phone, called the papasan, and within 5 minutes, I had a new girl in the room.

[Oldian]

Some guys just don't get it!

No such thing as hot looking cheap and young. LOL.

Actually, the parking lot last night at 1130 did have a fairly impressive array of hot, cheap, and young. However their attitudes leave loads to be desired. The majority of them want to go across the street for all of ten minutes and deliver starfish impersonations, so at 1000 a pop, actually not the best of deals.

[Syzygies]

Just go to the Beer Garden on Soi 7. Lots of 30ish women in there.

I am sure any one of them will tell you they work in an office, if you like. .

Actually Thailand is a place where office girls sometimes like to suppliment their income. There is a blurring of the division between hookers and office girls, because lots of part time hookers exist. In the west, girls go pick up a guy but do it for "free". In Thailand the girls may be short of money, so why not go pick up a guy and suppliment their low office pay as well. O.K. Its possible that some of these girls eventually give up their office job if the returns from the other method are better. I do understand that some girls may also bullshit that they work in an office, but real office girls hooking do exist. Most girls I met met myself doing a little freelance, also had other jobs, like shop assistant, telephone switchboard operator, factory worker, etc. I don't claim to have had many office workers myself but aware they exist. If you ask the girls, some will know who is an office worker. Some office girls become MP workers part time in the evening. Some do escort work. I don't use escorts myself for various reasons. Alternatively you might be able to find girls that dress like an office worker and maybe that is good enough for your fantasy. For me, looks and performance matters more than how intellegent she is and her social standing.

[Mooris7]

East Asians are foreigners.

You're talking about the square meters of buildings. What does that have to do with anything?

Thais are not spending the money on nightlife that farangs are. You've said nothing to refute that.

How long have you lived in Bangkok for? East Asians are not considered Farangs! You did not say foreigners in your argument, you said Farangs. Give it up! Every place I go I see Thais spending more money. Again 3500 Baht is not an example of upper class. Places like Nataree, Tulip, Annies, and other massage places are not upper class. We were never discussing Thai G clubs, but places like Soi Cowboy, Nataree, and most of the average massage places. Still waiting for your photos of the cheap, young, and gorgeous ass you got for 500 BAHT, or are your photos too average LOL.

[Hifly]

I got the same impression about Hollywood 2 days back.

Hifly.

Nana bars where I regularly get girls for 1500 ST:

Spanky.

Mandarin.

Erotica (2d or 3d floor)

Share yours.

On a different note, I went into Hollywood in Nana today, it is just me or do the girls look and behave like ladyboys?

[Member #4378]

Where do I get MILF type / office going women in Bangkok?

Many uzbek / Russian girls by Grace hotel are in their 30s and they will tell you that they have office jobs back home.

[Fon Tok]

Where do I get MILF type / office going women in Bangkok?

Just go to the Beer Garden on Soi 7. Lots of 30ish women in there.

I am sure any one of them will tell you they work in an office, if you like.

[Tony Hoeprano]

Where do I get MILF type / office going women in Bangkok?

Friday evening between 5PM-7PM just hang out at the Asoke BTS stop and you'll see hundreds of beautiful MILF's getting off work. Good luck Mr Goa.

[PinkPearl]

Interesting comments.

100% accurate. Thais spend billions of dollars on skin whitening products just to have the illusion of being white. Ridiculous, but that's the culture.

I live here in Bangkok in the Sukhumvit area.

The majority of non-tourist black people I observe milling arount in the streets of Sukhumvit are from Nigeria and other west Africa countries. They basically hang around slinging drugs (men) or street hooking (women.)

Regarding P4P, the majority of the Thai working girls here may still have problems dealing with men of color. The only color they should be concerned with is the color of green or in case of the 1000 baht note, cream. That's their hangup. The Russian bitches who are here might be a better option. Not sure. I stay clear of those types.

Male tourists who are black can find all sorts of cheap trim on Soi 4 Sukhumvit adjacent to Nana Hotel starting at about 1:00AM. Place is choke full of hot looking cheap young working girls at that hour. Easy picking.

[BionicMan]

With all this talk about prices I was reading an article online yesterday that a street worker in Bangladesh is US $0. 60 or 60 cents. Haven't heard of much cheaper than that.

And I can imagine the price police will be in action the minute somebody will admit having paid US$ 0. 99. As the market will be spoiled, being well over 50% the ongoing rate.

[Chill Out]

Nana bars where I regularly get girls for 1500 ST:

Spanky
Mandarin
Erotica (2d or 3d floor)

Share yours.

On a different note, I went into Hollywood in Nana today, it is just me or do the girls look and behave like ladyboys?