Bangkok Reports

[Vendelo]

Was at the hotel watching the Croatia. Brazil game (yay Croatia!) when I had a thought: this game would better with a blowjob...

BTW, did she swallow?

[Nyezhov]

Yikes, grilled fish 140-160 Baht with all the trimmings in my neighborhood. Rents must be out of sight in Chatuchak these days. That's a mighty big surcharge.

While I enjoy Chatuchak as a hunting ground (you would be surprised what the camera can do) and go there on occasion for the sights and sounds I usually end up in the Buttefly place in Rot Fai park. I don't really shop or eat at Chatuchak, except snacks and the like.

For markets, I prefer local ones like Wang Lang, where the food is amazing and the clothes are cheap, not that I need clothes or care about the cost of anything other than in principle (I'm not paying100 baht for a plate of Pad Krapow Moo when its 30 baht in local areas).

There are so many great local markets it makes sense for even a tourist to experience the real thing, which Chatuchak (and the Train market up in Hwaii Kwang) are not, being geared primarily for tourists.

Jump on the skytrain, get off at Pak Nam, and hit the seafood market. Or grab the SRT train at Talat Plu Market (off the BTS) and head down to Maha Chai.

My advice to every visitor is to see the sights, but head off the beaten path for real fun.

My further advice for longer stay travelers IE 90 days or more is live outside of the tourist districts. Your 35 K baht condo in Asoke is 11 K across the river.

For my upcoming trip I think I'm either going to be in Bang Sue, or Thonburi again.

[Tim Timms]

Highly touted Blondies, by sticky, is up for sale.

Owner wants more Family time. Or maybe 5 customers a night isn't cutting it.

I want all these bars people to make lots of money, it's good for all to have a Vibrant industry.

But I just don't see the customer base.

18,000,000 tourists in 2023, per TAT. Is not a Big number. Over 44,000,000 pre Covity.

[PublicInterest]

Was at the hotel watching the Croatia. Brazil game (yay Croatia!) when I had a thought: this game would better with a blowjob.

An internet search came up with this establishment, so I took the plunge. I communicated with them over chat and they provided me with a price list and asked me for my preferences. I told him that I was in the mood for someone who is very petite and if possible was good at deep throat as well. They said that they didn't really have anybody who is a deep throat specialist but he sent me over a pic of a recommendation. The picture didn't give the clearest view of her face but upon recollection, after meeting her I can say that the picture was accurate. So I made a reservation and they told me that the therapist could show up within the next 60 minutes. Almost exactly 60 minutes later I received a phone call from reception confirming that I was going to let her up and two minutes after that I heard a soft knock at the door.

Now I'm 6 foot three and about 235 pounds; The figure that stood in front of me could not have been more than 5 foot and I honestly doubt if she was more than 90 pounds soaking wet. But despite her small frame this woman had a really nice figure. She had a cute smile with full vicious lips and long natural eyelashes that would flutter every time she would smile. She was a second year political science student at the local university and it was originally from Chiang Rai. She knew enough English for us to be able to have simple conversations and we put in the gaps with Google translate or body language. After a few awkward moments in my Living Room where we tried to break the ice, I made a joke that made her laugh and put her at ease. She asked if it was OK if we took a shower and a motion to the other room to direct to where it was. This prompted another nervous giggle and she said that it would be a lot more fun if we took a shower together. Who was I to argue with that logic?

For such a petite girl she had a nice round butt, and perky delicious looking tits. She got some body wash and lather up her hands and then begin to reach up as high as she could start applying the suds to my neck, my shoulders, my chest, my midsection and then she reached down and brought my cock to life. This is when she spun me around to wash my derrière and she proceeded to wash and pull up my balls while she did a reach around. Now remember the size difference, so in order to reach around she had to press her self up against the small of my back to get full access. After a few soft wet kisses we finished a shower dried off and made our way to the bed. She then proceeded to give me a very sensual and therapeutic body rub. A few times as she was massaging the backs of my thighs, she was reach under and stroke my balls. I told her that I wouldn't mind it if she would tug at them and pull at the sack. She took directions well and when she realized that I really like to be serviced from behind, she raised my hips and then begin stroking my cock while I was facedown and up on my knees. It was after a few minutes of this that I felt her soft lips wrapped around my cock and she began to blow me from behind.

She then asked me to turn around and lie on my back. This is when I got another 15 minute massage on my chest, stomach and front of my thighs. She repositioned herself to sit between my legs and she told me that I should put a pillow under my head to get more comfortable. She then gave me a link and said this will make it easier for you to watch me. And that's what I did. For the next 10 to 15 minutes I looked on in amazement as this petite girl swallowed me whole. All the while she was massaging my anus and she was really good at reacting to my physical cues and moans. Occasionally she would move her head down and suck at each of my balls while continuing to massage me down there. I had just arrived in Bangkok after more than 28 hours of travel and my body was still feeling the effects. Honestly I didn't have it in me for an acrobatic session so I just lay back and let her continue to do what she was doing for a little over 40 minutes. And never did she give any indication that she was getting frustrated or impatient with me. In fact, she seem to enjoy finding out what things she could do to me that would elicit a moan or a groan. When I felt the climax building up, I let her know but she didn't even flinch as she continued to do whatever she could to get as much of me in her mouth as possible.

All this, and the team I was rooting for won the game.

A good night in Bangkok indeed.

I'm going to go have breakfast now. I slept like a baby.

https://bodyblissbangkok.com/

[TwilightZoner]

How long, would you say, the effects would last for you?

Unfortunately, I do not have any concrete knowledge about that.

[Goatscrot]

Chatuchak Market is slowly losing it's charm. It used to be my hangout place few times in every trip but things have become more tourist oriented and service standard has come down drastically, for example if you buy a whole Griller Fish (Pa Ping in Thai), it used to cost ฿230-250. The fish used to come with free white noodles & the green veggie stuff (Phak / Fak in Thai) but now there is no free noodle or veggie stuff. You must buy them separately and the grilled fish price also has gone up to. I understand price rise is because of inflation but overall it's not like old Chatuchak market. But yes you should visit the market for experience and probably buy some souvenirs but there are better places to do shopping if you don't mind.

I would suggest anyone to try "Patthavikorn Market", this place has mostly 2nd hand items but in very good condition and the prices are damn cheap like starting from. I don't think you can find items in Bangkok cheaper than this place if you don't mind items which are not brand new. The sellers over there are not so good in speaking English since this place is mostly visited by locals, thus if you can speak some Thai or have someone with you who speaks Thai then it would be much easier.

Yikes, grilled fish 140-160 Baht with all the trimmings in my neighborhood. Rents must be out of sight in Chatuchak these days. That's a mighty big surcharge.

[Tim Timms]

Actually, yes. Well, "Fuck Off" would be too harsh. But I will buy 1 Lady Drink for 1 of my chosen girl's "friend, sister, cousin", whatever. Then when the follow up friend, sister, cousin shows up asking for a drink and I don't want to buy them one I simply wai, smile and say "Mai dai. " (can not). I will even refuse that way when my girl asks me to buy one for them if I am not interested in meeting the new girl. An exception might be a LD for the mamasan in that bar if my girl is in tight with her or whatever.

Contrary to what seems to be other posters' experiences, refusng to buy LDs for my chosen girl's friends, even if asked to by her, has never negatively effected my session with that girl later. That is, IF I have secured an upfront agreement from her before paying her barfine or taking her that we will have DFK, DATY, BBBJ and Real Sex without a condom. If it is only a "Go With The Flow And See What Happens In The Room" situation, any nightmare scenario can and, for me, often does follow based on anything, everything or nothing that happens prior to bedtime sex.

There's a Clique of about 4 Rainbow 5 girls who seem close and always Shuffle together and in the same location.

3 of them I'd consider Hot. All have natural tittie's and great bodies.

2 I've compensated minimally.

All similar in that they show no attempt at being Successful in their chosen line of work. Hahaha.

I'm starting to believe their rich parents told them get a job, any job, just go do something.

Nothing else makes sense I really doubt they even make the minimum amounts to qualify for Salary.

These are the kind of girls that are Pretty enough I'd spend $120 for a Dead Fish experience. Can't even do that we these, they just so off the Charts in a negative way.

[Xpartan]

I believe I suffer from a mild form of erectile disfunction. While I can get it up, maintaining it is the problem. There is NO such treatment where I live. The only solution is in pill form and even then it's not 100% guaranteed. After my first treatment, not only was it hard and upright, it performed VERY well to my satisfaction. This treatment is a means to an end. It allows me to fully enjoy the MPs here.

How long, would you say, the effects would last for you?

[Axel Heyst]

You give excellent advise for visitors however I live here so this advice is useless for me. I know exactly how to have a great time here everday. I was just letting Bravo11 know that he can still have a good time as in the past if that's what he wants to do.

HP, I understand what you are saying. I would not presume to advise you or any expat living in BKK, Pat or anywhere else on how to play the game. It is a totally different ballgame for guys like you and I hope to join your league in the not-too-distant future. 555. Despite it all I still think BKK is the overall the best place to live. I love the girls in Jakarta and Sao Paulo for example, but I don't think I would like to live full time in either of those great cities.

HaHa spa guys telling go-go guys how to spend their money. I love it. I never go to a Go-Go bar looking to barfine a lady. I go because I like drinking with my friends and my favorite girls. Also I can afford to do it. If I want to have sex and I mean great sex just the way I prefer it I text one of my many lady friends to come over.

I only occasionally barfine a lady and it's not to have sex but because we're having such a good time together. I'm most likely already too drunk to enjoy sex to a satisfatory finish anyway. If I want to have sex with her I'll tell her to come over the next day when I'm not drinking.

If I started posting about all of my daily experiences I'd be confused with Explorer xxx 5555.

I don't recommend what I do to anyone but my friends and I go out to dinner and drinking 2 nights a week.

This is what I am talking about. It is a totally different ballgame for expats. Rock on!

A. H.

[TwilightZoner]

So, after finishing the report, I headed back out to Soi 24. As I briskly walked toward my destination, I took stock of how I was feeling. A little tired, a little lethargic but still good to go. Huh, unfortunately there was something niggling at the back of my mind that I TOTALLY chose to ignore.

I reached the little alleyway on Soi 24 and made my way to Addict. I passed by a LOT of ladies who were just as acceptable but for some reason I fixated on Addict. When I entered, there was a lineup in progress. The mamasan quickly ushered me to the sofa to make a pick. So many ladies smiling at me. Who to pick? I threw caution to the wind and picked a lovely young woman and off we went. Up in the room, she started filling the jacuzzi and scampered off to get her basket of goodies. I undressed and waited, that niggling feeling started growing as well.

She got back soon enough and not long after, we were both undressed. She motioned me to get on my front so she can massage me while waiting for the water to fill. The massage itself was fair (only because I had such an intense session hours earlier) so I used the time to check her out. She was slim bordering on skinny and sported man-made boobs (well proportioned though) and I admit she was very attractive. When the water reached an acceptable level, we both entered and she started washing me. At this point, with all the fondling going on, I should technically be sporting a note-worthy erection but.

It was only when she was giving me a blowjob did my little friend rise, albeit reluctantly, to the occasion. Unfortunately, when we got out, the little fucker went back to sleep. THAT was when it hit me. My body has not yet recovered sufficiently from the intense massage session. It worked brilliantly with the first therapist because it was immediately after resurrection. It worked magically with the Sideline chick because I was well rested. It failed this time because I was still in recovery mode. I'll give it to her, she tried, and mightily but. Nothing. So, rather than both of us being morose, I got her to lie down and went to town on her lady bits. It wasn't long before her soft moans got louder and her body started mashing herself into my face. I must have done something right when her hips started bucking and shuddering on my mouth. With a loud hiss and a yelp, she orgasmed. I was totally surprised by the look of shock and embarrassment on her face. She quickly hopped off the bed to clean herself. She admitted to me that that was the first time someone made her come.

She redoubled her efforts to get an erection going but. In the end, she had me in a firm grip and jacked me off. THAT was intense. I did pop a load in the end.

Moral of the story. Rest and recuperate after an intense massage session before heading out to play.

See you next time!!

[MusicalToM]

Chatuchak Market is slowly losing it's charm. It used to be my hangout place few times in every trip but things have become more tourist oriented and service standard has come down drastically, for example if you buy a whole Griller Fish (Pa Ping in Thai), it used to cost ฿230-250. The fish used to come with free white noodles & the green veggie stuff (Phak / Fak in Thai) but now there is no free noodle or veggie stuff. You must buy them separately and the grilled fish price also has gone up to. I understand price rise is because of inflation but overall it's not like old Chatuchak market. But yes you should visit the market for experience and probably buy some souvenirs but there are better places to do shopping if you don't mind.

I would suggest anyone to try "Patthavikorn Market", this place has mostly 2nd hand items but in very good condition and the prices are damn cheap like starting from. I don't think you can find items in Bangkok cheaper than this place if you don't mind items which are not brand new. The sellers over there are not so good in speaking English since this place is mostly visited by locals, thus if you can speak some Thai or have someone with you who speaks Thai then it would be much easier.

[TwilightZoner]

Day 7.

Headed off to Pratunam shopping district. Man! That place is a maze of corridors and alleyways of stalls and shops. Unfortunately 90% of the shops and stall sell women's wear. Men's stuff could be considered a needle in a haystack. Those that I found were mainly printed Ts, branded (yeah, right) clothes or fuckboi clothing. After all that, I only ended up with a pair of cargo pants. Giving up, I headed of CentralwOrld. I had originally planned to visit there to check out the G-Shock shop. Ended up getting myself another watch.

Later that day, I headed back to MBK to collect my suits. Tried them on and was pretty happy with them. The owner asked if I could make a comment on the Youtube video that led me to his shop. Of course I obliged and ended up being gifted 2 silk ties!!

Day 8.

Made a booking to return for another massage at Spring Massage. I originally wanted to try other places but I had to return to try their 'Jaguen / Jabkasai' massage. I found that they had a 2 HR Deep Tissue & Spring Massage package (Spring being the Jabkasai / Genital massage). Made a booking and off I went to Soi 24.

Before I continue, I wish to reiterate why I'm doing this. This particular type of massage is like any type of legitimate massage ie Thai, oil, aromatherapy, deep tissue. The only difference is, it is focused on the genitals. Like a normal massage, it is to promote relaxation, circulation and general wellbeing. Nothing sensual, provocative, sexual or happy ending. I believe I suffer from a mild form of erectile disfunction. While I can get it up, maintaining it is the problem. There is NO such treatment where I live. The only solution is in pill form and even then it's not 100% guaranteed. After my first treatment, not only was it hard and upright, it performed VERY well to my satisfaction. This treatment is a means to an end. It allows me to fully enjoy the MPs here. Take from this what you will but don't disparage it based on your own bias.

On arrival, I was led to a dimly lit room with massage beds and a shower. After showering I hopped on to the bed and the therapist came in. She was a pleasant middle aged lady with really strong fingers. The deep tissue was painful as expected but it wasn't as bad as my first session. After she completed my back and legs, she had me get up on all fours and proceeded to work around my rear and genitals. Lots of oil, firm pressure and acupressure. No prostate massage. The surprise was when she applied the hot stones and oil. Learn something new every day. It was very relaxing.

Once that was done, she told me to flip over. Seriously, that was an effort. My body was so limp that I struggled! Once I was set, off she went. She worked on my chest, neck, arms and legs. Once done, she spread my legs and positioned herself between them. She firmly massaged my stomach (much like the other Jabkasai session) and then got to work on my genitals. Again, it was pretty much like the first Jabkasai session BUT this therapist took a lot longer and paid more attention to detail. There was a lot of acupressure work done on my pubic area and inner thighs. I found that the muscle fibres in my inner thighs were super tight. Again, hot stones were applied! All in all, I can say that this part of the treatment, while there were some painful moment, it was definitely pleasant. Not enjoyable. Not pleasurable. Very, very clinical. When she finished, she wiped off all the oil with a hot towel and had me sit up to work on my shoulders. Oh Lord! My body felt so heavy and WEAK. Which I take to be a good sign, terribly thirsty as well which was another good sign. When she was done, she instructed me NOT to shower as she has already removed the excess oil with the hot towels. It would also allow the infused oil to absorb through my skin.

Cost? 3000 B for 2 hours. Worth it? Hell yeah. Will be heading out soon to the Happy Ending parlours soon to enjoy the fruits of her labor.

[Paolo99]

Dang it! I hit the ground ion January and that was one of the first places I was headed to!

You just saved a trip to Korea town, there's nothing left there, except if you like to eat in the restaurants over there.

probably the only guy here who avoids Foodland. To me, its overpriced meh.

On Fridays, I used to do down to the place across from the Grace. The Bamboo- Fabulous plov.

A bit overpriced for basic Thai foods I agree, but at least I've never been put aside for the next 2-3 days after eating there.

Bamboo being a Lebanese / Middle eastern restaurant I believed prices were more expensive than elsewhere.

[Explorer8939]

Big bad warning about hopping bars. Don't let Barfine say she want go Bar where she has Friends.

You not buy Drinkie for everyone and their Mother will cause extreme loss of Face.

Rule one of Cavorting with Prostitute s. We are ATMs.

LOL. Don't you forget it.

Bingo.

Also, don't stop at the 7/11 on the way to the hotel.

[Houston Player]

I mean, lets not BS ourselves. There's no need to buy these girls drinks or any of that shit anyways. All they want is your money, if you want to bang them, just do it and forget the lady drinks.

HaHa spa guys telling go-go guys how to spend their money. I love it. I never go to a Go-Go bar looking to barfine a lady. I go because I like drinking with my friends and my favorite girls. Also I can afford to do it. If I want to have sex and I mean great sex just the way I prefer it I text one of my many lady friends to come over.

I only occasionally barfine a lady and it's not to have sex but because we're having such a good time together. I'm most likely already too drunk to enjoy sex to a satisfatory finish anyway. If I want to have sex with her I'll tell her to come over the next day when I'm not drinking.

If I started posting about all of my daily experiences I'd be confused with Explorer xxx 5555.

I don't recommend what I do to anyone but my friends and I go out to dinner and drinking 2 nights a week.