Bangkok Reports

[ChuchoLoco]

It is KILLING me, and I'm Southwest. I understand heat, but the HUMIDITY. And NO breeze, just oppressive. Think inside one of the NARROW Chatachak aisles ... and that's NOT Chatachak but walking down any street. If I'm lucky enough to get a seat on the BTS or MRT, I CAN'T lean back. My shirt is drenched, and with the a/c inside, it's that damp clammy feel. Saturday, arrived SOAKED, rain, sweat, and that sweat where you wear a rain jacket but still get soaked from your own sweat due to the heat/humidity. Girl hung my shirt outside so it'd be dry when we finished.

But I will say yesterday and today, in the afternoon, a bit less humidity and a breeze. A world of difference. Talking today with a Thai civilian, he said things should start to improve. Certainly hope so. But still having thundershowers.

Well hell, you certainly showed her. I bet her heart is broken (the old "broken heart, broken heart" refrain). It must really irk her that you're there gawking at other women while she's making money. hahaha

Perfect way to describe the heat. I'm kinda scared now and not scared of much. Anything over 75 is hot for me anymore. BUT it looks so awesome that I may have to tough it out. Thanks 11 Bravo. Stay cool!

[Nyezhov]

Just watched a video on YouTube and it showed the temp at night being 89 degrees F. Man that's hot but is it easier that no sun is beating down on you? I'm a night person so maybe that will help but for you guys from anywhere but the south and southwest states how does the high heat and guessing high humidity affect you?

I sweat alot and drink lots of water.

[11Bravo]

Just watched a video on YouTube and it showed the temp at night being 89 degrees F. Man that's hot but is it easier that no sun is beating down on you? I'm a night person so maybe that will help but for you guys from anywhere but the south and southwest states how does the high heat and guessing high humidity affect you?

It is KILLING me, and I'm Southwest. I understand heat, but the HUMIDITY. And NO breeze, just oppressive. Think inside one of the NARROW Chatachak aisles ... and that's NOT Chatachak but walking down any street. If I'm lucky enough to get a seat on the BTS or MRT, I CAN'T lean back. My shirt is drenched, and with the a/c inside, it's that damp clammy feel. Saturday, arrived SOAKED, rain, sweat, and that sweat where you wear a rain jacket but still get soaked from your own sweat due to the heat/humidity. Girl hung my shirt outside so it'd be dry when we finished.

But I will say yesterday and today, in the afternoon, a bit less humidity and a breeze. A world of difference. Talking today with a Thai civilian, he said things should start to improve. Certainly hope so. But still having thundershowers.

So on my last trip I tipped Mook very generously. She was Happy as a Clam. No barfine.

A month goes by on my current trip I showed my appreciation one time in 10 days,. She doesn't look so Clam Happy anymore.

In my defense on a couple occasion s I would have flowed money her way but she does get a lot of customers.

Well hell, you certainly showed her. I bet her heart is broken (the old "broken heart, broken heart" refrain). It must really irk her that you're there gawking at other women while she's making money. hahaha

[11Bravo]

Pre-OP

Monday, dentist finished. Messaged my Sakura Akasuri masseuse but she was unavailble, so booked Friday, and passed due to Tuesday's appointment. Tuesday it was Tulip. Wednesday, I was mentally incapacitated (I. E. I had gotten my brains f*cked out.) Thursday it was Paradise 4 hand massage. Friday, Sakura Akasuri, which I probably should have passed on, but it's just too enjoyable. Saturday was my fav watering hole and the GFE.

Sunday, major ops. Out to Chatachak on the MRT (DON'T get off at Chatachak Park, but it's the NEXT station, Kamphaeng Phet that puts you right on the edge of the market, in the most interesting section, 26). Looking for my favorite shop, of course, had lost the business card. But a grid search (the market is a grid) resulted in success. Then on for another fav. Here, no luck, a LOT of back and forth. But luck WAS with me as I walked back to 26. Passing a shop, recognized the merchandise. And, with mask down, owner recognized me; he'd just moved from 8 to 10.

Final target, and an important one: the resupply base, Viva 26 bar. Great bar for refreshments, a cold drink (or 2), some great music, not the usual stuff, but some eclectic tunes. Sadly, KIA, didn't survive. A REAL loss as it's been a mandatory stop for at least a decade.

Fine, no resupply. Back to the MRT, from Chatachak to Si Lom.

Thanks Blue Note (@#@%) for the can't miss directions to Rose. Easily found it. Yes the sign above the door is still there, the door was open, and I could feel the tractor beam rays trying to draw me in. And Zenminded1, you are SO correct about that feeling of peckers being serviced from the past as you walk up the long dark stairway to ... But only distant echos, and I was able to resist.

Given no Viva 26, over to Foodland's Took Lae Dee restaurant for some liquid refreshments. Chatachak has NOT changed, and it's HOT.

Battle Report

From there, I am very familiar with the path to Meet the World. Only 2 ladies outside, but one was my target. I'd noticed that during my previous cluster suck, she was lubed as I practiced my braille reading. A subsequent visit for oral confirmed the lube. So now the OP was: FS followed by another beer, then a BBBJ. Well, that was the plan. Both ladies followed me inside, one on each side, massaging, but I quickly selected my preference and the other graciously disappeared.

The first part worked out: FS in the curtained chamber (2 other ladies relaxing inside, dislodged, one simply moving to the bench across the aisle) was, for me, 1200 baht, CFS. The bed left a lot to be desired, lumpy and saggy don't do it justice (I thought one area might be an old milking table without the plug). I can confirm the lube (shame to waste a natural lube) was genuine. Great service. However, now came face to face with the harsh reality. I was out of ammo. I mean there was nothing left in the magazine. Don't get old. But I accept reality, had enjoyed myself, so perhaps the double shot fantasy will have to wait for another time. Total damage: 100 baht beer, 150 baht lady drink, 1200 baht service = 1450.

WIR: definitely, both oral and FS, just perhaps not on the same visit.

Zenminded1

On previous visits, walking along Patpong 1, there was a middle-aged lady with a laminated massage card, saying she had a bar with a lot of ladies. Personally, I give touts a WIDE bearth. I DON'T think it's like the dangerous OLD days with upstairs rip-off bars, especially with the decline of Patpong (will always be grateful to my Nana bar fine guide who pulled me right when a tout turned left instead of straight up the stairs on my FIRST visit). Still, I figure those touts are making money somehow ... YMMV.

[Goatscrot]

I read some of the posts and visited there today. It is 30 minutes Max and normal people can cum only 1 time for 800 baht. There is another package for 1500, the duration is 1 hours and can make you cum 2 times with BJ or FS.

My dick is a lazy dude, he normally doesn't want to cum for normal BJs and the lady I chose tried really hard about 20-25 minutes to make me cum. She opened her bras and allowed me to squeeze her ass and rub her pussy and finally I released the load into her mouth. After spitting that off she talked happily and was smiling. I felt pity about her and tipped her 100 for the efforts. The place is clean and I will go back again.

Yikes. Popped by Wood Bar this evening. About 7 or so gals outside. To say they were unattractive would be like saying a blue whale is a large animal. Could be one of the ugliest collections of women I have ever seen in BKK. Makes the current Tulip staff look like Miss Universe contestants. Wouldn't let any of them near my unit.

Also did a walk of 24 and 24/1 where there was the odd 6 or 7 in the looks department. Guess I'm spoiled by what I find online and of course what I'm paying for the online gals. Oh well.

[Tim Timms]

What's the conflict? Seems you've been "on-deck" for a long time. Maybe it's time to step up to the plate and take a couple of swings. Maybe you strike out, maybe you hit a home run. But until you step into the batter's box, you'll never know. Hahaha.

So on my last trip I tipped Mook very generously. She was Happy as a Clam. No barfine.

A month goes by on my current trip I showed my appreciation one time in 10 days,. She doesn't look so Clam Happy anymore.

In my defense on a couple occasion s I would have flowed money her way but she does get a lot of customers.

[ChuchoLoco]

Just watched a video on YouTube and it showed the temp at night being 89 degrees F. Man that's hot but is it easier that no sun is beating down on you? I'm a night person so maybe that will help but for you guys from anywhere but the south and southwest states how does the high heat and guessing high humidity affect you?

[11Bravo]

Been oogling number 141 Rainbow 5 recently. I for a fact knows she notices me checking her out as we do make eye contact.

Don't know if she is in Utter Digest or likes me undressing her with my eyes.

I'm conflicted.

What's the conflict? Seems you've been "on-deck" for a long time. Maybe it's time to step up to the plate and take a couple of swings. Maybe you strike out, maybe you hit a home run. But until you step into the batter's box, you'll never know. Hahaha.

[Tim Timms]

Hot Girl Alert.

Not Blackie and tall with bullet type nippals.

A solid 7 point 5 maybe 8. Barmaid said she been there a week, no way in San Jose, I would have noticed.

Avg size, original tittie's. A General would be proud to have this girl as his own.

Number 505.

An Asian said let's go long time. I heard her say No Way Jose hot girls like me only do Short Time. Hahaha.

[ZenMinded1]

Well thank you fellow gents 11 Bravo, BlueNose and Banana Boi!

That was not only quick but also very timely. On the same day (BKK time) that 11 Bravo clarified I managed to find all 3 easily, and then some.

So first of all. For proper, 80-ies or 90-ies style experience (my wild guess as unfortunately at the time I was not able to actually experience Thailand in its fullness), Patpong might just be the best of the Big 3.

Indeed, Rose bar is just where the photos say it will be but now it's a shoe shop next to it. But the sign, and the doorman are still there. Yes it's still a steep climb to a dark little cave, and I swear there's some feel of peckers getting serviced of long gone yesteryear. Mamasan is welcoming and smiling however old and offers to at least sit down for a drink, not even hiding anymore the fact that there are no girls. Having thanked the nice old lady but wanting to go elsewhere, indeed an offer of a good, discounted BJ comes out. But meh. Though if there was at least one or two more girls in there I would totally go for it. And then some.

Come down and there's the ever-ready pussy seller ready to tell you "you no like no problem, I take you to another place". Generally I refuse but it was a long day and besides it's just a short walk so fuck it, lets see. So gents, right next to Thigh bar (the one which unexplainably tries to charge 300 B entrance fee. Like WTF, in Patpong at this time when there's no one around? Be serious, owner), just to the right there is a small door leading up to an almost hidden massage parlor with all the extras. 90 minutes, 4 not superawesome ladies on offer but at 1500 who can argue. Saying no again (hey. I do when I get the feels, nothing to do with looks or prices), offer quickly comes down to 1200 with lack of belief at me still exiting. Such is life.

The street tout is waiting again (like the smug seller that probably knows all the stages) and hands me off to another lady seller just down the street, who then takes me again to World's bar.

Being now familiar with it, picked up Apple right out front, and in we go. And yeah. Looking young might not be the best idea as approach to arranging a BJ right after door closes is pretty hard but polite bargaining brings price of my drink to 100, girls drink to 100 and BJ to 1 k. I know it might be 800 but what the hell. Mamasan says. Want on the bed? Nah mamasan I'm good here. And Apple is out of her panties and bra that I almost have no time to even start on my beer before my dick is nice and warm in her mouth. She takes her time and doesn't rush it and just as I finish the beer in the middle of the bar, staring at the blinking Christmas lights and listening to jittery rock music, I warn Apple about the incoming eruption and she of course gulps it down like a champion, with mamasan on the side doing her paperwork. And afterwards we all have a joke about how I'm a good customer no? Come in, grab a beer, grab blowjob, all happy and off I go.

Descending just downstairs with a spring in my step, indeed I find the Star of the Light open this time! Only the mamasan is outside and "girls are coming in 10 minutes, why don't you have one beer". Thanks mamasan, maybe next time.

I'm starting to like Patpong best. Want boys they are right there, (and I understand a lot of these might not be really gay so could be fun to bring my solo female friends here), want girls they are right there, want some S&M well there's a club for you, and even if you just want to drink there's 2 actual irish pubs in Patpong itself (okay okay. Cowboy has some offerings now like this too, but way too touristy for my taste lately).

Ah and then there was the oddball freelance lady (who seemed to just be a guy's girlfriend) in Badabing from about 2 weeks ago who was with what was probably a Chinese customer, who was more than happy that his "girlfriend" was keen to dance on stage and show off teeny tiny panties. Yours truly enjoyed the show too but later walked off to have a beer elsewhere. Only to have the same lady walk in with a huge grin on her face at recognizing me.

"Hey where's your boyfriend?

"Oh he just customer, go home".

About 30 minutes later it was "Oh my God I fucking love you" from her as she was getting pounded shortly before yours truly filled her young little box with hot cum. Bareback. Some shenanigans with payments before and after but what can a walking ATM here do. Show a little, give a little, smile a lot and in style of Johnny Walker. Keep walking.

[Tim Timms]

Been oogling number 141 Rainbow 5 recently. I for a fact knows she notices me checking her out as we do make eye contact.

Don't know if she is in Utter Digest or likes me undressing her with my eyes.

I'm conflicted.

[TwilightZoner]

In preparation for my upcoming trip to Bangkok, I thought that I might also check out Fiwfans and Sideline to broaden my range of choices that would include the soapies, parlors, BJ bars and gogo bars. While Google did a stellar job of translating and I could interpret at least the gist of what was listed, there were some phrases and / or terminology that puzzled me.

When the profile states 'Don't want cash', does it mean that the lady would prefer bank transfers?

Does 'can play poses' mean multiple positions or can we take pictures?

I have NO idea what 'can remove the cleavage' means.

I will assume that 'broken face' would mean CIF and 'split mouth' would mean CIM rather than an invitation for abuse.

No idea what 'disintegration' means at all.

Any assistance in possible meanings would definitely be appreciated.

[Banana Boi]

Not too difficult to find anything in Patpong any longer because almost everything is closed on the main street. Here are 2 photos of how dead Patpong 1 was at 10:50 pm on October 23.. Standing at one of the only open bars, KC, looking both ways.

[Blue Nose]

Rose Bar: Patpong 1. If walking from Silom towards Surawong Road, it will be on the left hand side. It's a 2nd floor bar with only a door and stairway on the ground floor. Look for a sign (over the door) Rose (used to be there, I'll have to check later this week). The sign is parallel to Patpong 1 so it's not sticking out into the sidewalk. There MIGHT be a chair or stool on the sidewalk to the side of the door. That's where the doorman sits who rings the bell to alert the bar that someone is coming up. It's hard to miss with the sign; 1/2 the time, I too miss it so the sign MIGHT be gone, only in my memory. This is an ANCIENT photo.

Meet the World: MY experience, any of the ladies sitting outside the bar work there, at least in the afternoons. Usually 4, my experience, but I don't remember a Linda from my visits (though they could have given me their Thai names, or she comes later). Again, MY experience, EVERY lady sitting outside has followed me inside, but that just might be my magnetic presence. As I've posted, beer should be 100, BJ 800, lady drink 150.

SOL: On Patpong 2. If you exit Foodland, turn right, walking away from Silom. At the FIRST access to the covered passage on your right, look; SOL is there (there's a beer bar on the right of the access with a stairway going up to the 2nd level on your left). Just a door (ground floor bar), with some horizontal windows (blocked out) to the left of the door higher up on the wall. It's just where the roof of the covered passage inside of Patpong 2 starts. Both times I've been by in the afternoon, there's been a couple of sheets of plywood over the door. Another old photo attached.

An easy way to find Rose Bar is to walk along Patpong 2, away from Silom, until you get to the first "cutover" cross-soi to Patpong 1. Take a left and walk straight. When you reach Patpong 1, cross to the far side and turn right (so, you're on the left side of Patpong 1, walking away from Silom). Walk a few meters down and you will see a large red cooler / fridge outside. Just past that is a red door with a Rose Bar decal on it. There's a bell you can ring or a guy sitting on the curb outside will run over and ring it for you. Then you can head up the (very steep) staircase.

For Meet the World, best way to find it is to walk up Patpong 2 towards Silom. At the first staircase to the upper level, on your left, walk up the stairs and then take a right. Walk a few feet and Meet the World Bar will be on your left. If they're not busy, there are usually girls on the right hanging out on the veranda. Generally, all those ladies hanging around outside the bar work in the bar. Particularly in the afternoons, there really are no other bars open on that level. Usually, they all follow you in.

If the bar appears closed / locked, fear not. It just means there's a fellow monger being serviced inside. You may either ring the bell or choose to come back later.

If you decide to return later, a good place to go and grab a drink while you wait is Shenanigans. Walk down the stairs and turn right onto Patpong 2 (away from Silom). When you arrive at Thanon Surawong (main road), take a left and Shenanigan's Irish Pub will be on your left (between Patpong 2 and Patpong 1). Generally nice staff / people / atmosphere and you can just hang out inside or on the patio. It gets fairly busy in the late afternoons / early evenings with the post-office crowd. There's also a Starbuck's across the street.

For Star of Light, beneath Meet the World and closer to Silom on Patpong 2, I texted the owner to ask her what's up. Apparently, there is some renovation work going on ("fix shower and change bed and color". According to the owner, the work is happening after the bar closes at night, so she claims it's still open now. You may wish to try it at different times, though, or check back in a week or so when it will likely be complete.

[11Bravo]

Hey thanks for this report! I found myself in Patpong just last night and was great to follow the footsteps.

Also initially wasn't a fan of the area these days but now somehow I like the desolation inbetween bars, and also probably due to lack of customers things usually get more handson then elsewhere (I. E. In Black Pagoda, if you're really into it, a barfine can be paid of 900 and 2 k to the girl to get BJ service upstairs. A pass for me for the price but nice to know).

- Rose Bar I did not manage to find to be honest. Maybe you can point me in the right direction?

- Meet the World. Echoing the experience although mine was brief as it was a long day. Linda provided great BJ service, nice slow and sloppy just how I like it. The younger girls outside are part of the same bar or work somewhere else? I could not figure it out.

- Star of Light below. Not sure if I found the right place but the non-360 bars (so the ones that are more like shops) all seemed shut on a Thursday. Maybe it's just a weekend place? Either way, it'll be interesting to come back re-check.

If in mood to share a beer in PP let me know, on me. Especially if you got more tips on where to find expert BJs in the area.

Rose Bar: Patpong 1. If walking from Silom towards Surawong Road, it will be on the left hand side. It's a 2nd floor bar with only a door and stairway on the ground floor. Look for a sign (over the door) Rose (used to be there, I'll have to check later this week). The sign is parallel to Patpong 1 so it's not sticking out into the sidewalk. There MIGHT be a chair or stool on the sidewalk to the side of the door. That's where the doorman sits who rings the bell to alert the bar that someone is coming up. It's hard to miss with the sign; 1/2 the time, I too miss it so the sign MIGHT be gone, only in my memory. This is an ANCIENT photo.

Meet the World: MY experience, any of the ladies sitting outside the bar work there, at least in the afternoons. Usually 4, my experience, but I don't remember a Linda from my visits (though they could have given me their Thai names, or she comes later). Again, MY experience, EVERY lady sitting outside has followed me inside, but that just might be my magnetic presence. As I've posted, beer should be 100, BJ 800, lady drink 150.

SOL: On Patpong 2. If you exit Foodland, turn right, walking away from Silom. At the FIRST access to the covered passage on your right, look; SOL is there (there's a beer bar on the right of the access with a stairway going up to the 2nd level on your left). Just a door (ground floor bar), with some horizontal windows (blocked out) to the left of the door higher up on the wall. It's just where the roof of the covered passage inside of Patpong 2 starts. Both times I've been by in the afternoon, there's been a couple of sheets of plywood over the door. Another old photo attached.