Bangkok Reports

[Duniawala]

In one of my recent trips came across an expat and he mentioned about a book named Thai Girls Revealed. He shared some fascinating stories as how he unearthed a huge gold mine of crazy sex lovers in Thailand..Just went through their website and although it looks appealing just thought of getting a first hand review from the members and seniors of Thailand.

The website reads "Expatriate Reveals The SHOCKING REALITY Behind The Thai Bar Girl Culture!"

http://bit.ly/ddbLTU

Any views?

You should put this in Classified Ad where it belongs.

[Franco Cozzo]

Kumbu, thank you for your reports - they are informative, well written and have a sense of humour.

I will definately be using them for guidance when I visit Thailand in January.

[Rocksoff]

I have heard talk about the SK bars, are they worth going to as a farang?

There's been a number of reports on the forum about them, it would be cool if you could review them and ask more informed questions.

Very shortly, I'll say that it can be a frustrating experience, and that I've encountered more fucked-up girls there than in the farang places, as in self-scarring, or with facial sores. The last one I did there seemed OK in the club, but turned out to be drunk enough to pass out during sex. I left her out cold in the short-time room. The guy at the desk had also passed out. These were really crummy rooms and I very nearly got scalded in the shower, go to Suparb or Pluem Dee instead (search the forum).

That said, there are pretty girls if you look around.

[Rocksoff]

some research for my bbbj plans.

about safe bbbj's, the last girl i had at [CodeWord901]'s told me not to worry, because they get tested every three months!

"but maybe customer not check .."
"yeh! no goot for laddee!"

[Kumar Arun]

after memorable encounter with nook, wanted to test one more from aqua. (also i had some spare time on hand as it was pretty early to go clubbing. sipped couple of beers and finally picked one which was looking little old. wanted to enjoy an experienced hand on job, she was smiling and doing eye contact with me. i think her name was "mayee". lets call her m. i was completely exhausted after my session with nook, my better senses should've prevailed and moved out of aqua. but wild instincts took over and opted for this session. though m had a great body nice right sized boobies and great ass, she wouldn't match nook anywhere while it comes at smiling. it was very very "plastiky". so we got naked and got into tub, usual foam bath and everything but little bro just won't get up. may be he was getting ready for clubbing. so i asked her to do some oil massage. very reluctantly she did that and i could read some kind of disappointment on her face. (may be she believes in doing her job true to prescription).

somehow finished allotted 1. 5hrs and left the place even without tipping (in fact i was very generous with nook and tipped her handsomely). came down and got onto one of the waiting taxi outside and asked him to take me to nearest club. he took me to bossy in double quick time. paid as per the meter.!

1st look around bossy didn't impress me i didn't like the smell of the place either as they allow smoking inside. floors were awful seating arrangements were not so comfortable. 300b as cover charges for one drink. few guys hanging here and there and almost no lady patrons. got myself with a serving lady and he was very very friendly. very talkative and gave me all the reasons why i should hang around little more. couple of drinks down, the crowd was building up. lots of russians and few thai chics were standing sitting and enjoying not so great music. over all disappointed after enjoying the whole experience at cm2 yesterday night. kept on looking at different faces, spoke to couple of them and was thinking about to moving to cm2. as i was finishing the drink caught a pretty face in the crowd and moved towards her and started as usual talk. i think her name was hameena(anyways its all fake names, lets call a fake name by another fake name.!)she was tall, about 5. 7, may be around 30 and was able to make very descent conversation in english. pulled her out of noisy interior and sat outside and smoking and talking terms and conditions. she looked ok in bright lit corridor, and decided zero on her as i had no energy left to fish another. hired metre taxi and she wanted to have food. even i wanted to have some nice italian pizza, tried to explain our requirement to the taxi driver but he dropped us at a sea food restaurant. since i don't eat non vegy stuff, decided to leave the place without having food. then i explained i got some indian ready mix food at room and i can be her cook for the night. she said won't mind having indian food, and dashed straight to the room. once back in the room, made some drinks and prepared the dinner in zippy. she enjoyed the food as well i cherished feeding her the same. she was more towards the quiter type girl (i think she has something else going on her mind, may be thinking about her family back home). then i played some indian music on youtube and she started dancing and she kind of likes indian music(this fact is common for all ruskies i met this trip, i plyed it to my advantage. more i had a pic of me with srk helped a lot. lol). nearly 3 in the morning and she got a call from her friend saying she has no money for taxi and donnno what to do. like a generous king, i said aske her come over will pay for the taxi. though her friend was pretty, i coud make out she has drunk more than she cud handle. so paid for her taxi also some more money and sent her back.

came back to room, both of us took bath. she had a good pair of boobs, not to big not too small, not saggy, not too firm. liked the same and standing we were moving to some slow music and enjoying each others body. nearly 30 mins slow movement on floor, we proceeded to bed. we kissed, ate each other, hugged each other and were rolling in the bed for nearly one hour. finally wore condom and started mishy. then moved to doggy. then changed to she on top. all along she was more mechanical than erotic. may be after 15 mins or so i was done. cleaned ourselves, by the time i cud get sleep, i was seeing some daylight peeping thru my window. not a very great encounter but all the while very satisfying. paid her dues in the morning around 10 with some taxi changes and slept back as i my body was totally drained off after a very very very long day at los.

so kind of mixed bag day at los. had one of life time experience with nook, disastrous 2nd session and average time with rusky. i know i was spending money as if it grows in my backyard tree but who cares when you are in los for the 1st time.! again thank you los, i'm happy.

[Betong]

. . . you could still crawl to Bumrumgrad, one of the world's best hospitals

Well it certainly has some of the best advertising, I guess, if people really think it's a world-class facility. For the clap they'll give you a jab and a few pills, B5000-6000 thank you very much. Got to pay for all that nice wall-to-wall carpeting somehow.

The STD clinic on Suk 11 is well regarded and fairly priced.

[Kumbu]

Oh God, what the hell?

Barely having slept, I found myself at work on a Sunday morning at 9am. People around me were happy, peppy, buzzing around. I had a perpetual crumpled brow, a look of belligerence in my eyes, a frailty of patience all around me, and a slur of fatigue in my voice.

Peppy worker 1: Good morning!
Peppy worker 2: Did you have a nice Saturday evening?!
Peppy worker 3: This project is so exciting, isn't it? I'm so glad to be here on a Sunday morning!
Kumbu: Aaw fffffffff...whatever. Where's the coffee?

At around that time, David33, who coincidentally is in town now, texts me to set things up for the evening. I am psyched about hanging with David – he's a senior ISG member, forum moderator, and experienced monger all around. I am sure I will not only learn a lot, but it will be a blast. So I tell my work people that I need the afternoon off. I get vague responses of confusion – they have no evidence of the kind of nights I enjoy. I mean, I'm sure they suspect, but there is no direct evidence – of that I am sure. And because I am so meticulous about maintaining this veneer of respectability at work, I have never missed so much as a minute of work. This was the first time in a long time that I was missing some part of work. But hey, I have chores to do, plus I could meet with David for lunch or something.

So that's what we do – grab some falafel in the soi behind Big C, chat over a triple-espresso and other beverages, and talk politics, literature, mongering, and all manner of things. It was a pleasure.

I eventually leave David, with plans to meet up again at NEP later that night. I spent the afternoon scoping out hotels. The plan was to move out of the Grand Millennium and into something else, just because I want to see what various hotels are like. I scoped out the Park Plaza, Admiral Premiere, S15, and Dream hotel. I eventually ended up booking Hotel Solo, mostly on Mouse's recommendation, and I'll let you all know what I think of that sometime soon. (So far so good, Mouse!)

Got back to the hotel at 5pm, napped a little, and got ready for the night out. I grabbed some quick dinner and then another triple espresso, and jittered my way over to NEP to meet up with David. There were some decent looking FLs in front of the NEP, which distracted us before we went in.

NEP – An Historic Low?
Ok, so tonight NEP was a fucking disaster, and I don't know why. It was downright depressing, I'm sad to say. It ultimately ended well, but still, the atmosphere in each bar, the quality of girls, the variety available...it all sucked. But nonetheless, here is the run-down.

Rainbow 1
David and I poked our heads into a bar or two for some quick looks, but nothing worth talking about. We included in this head-poking session Rainbow 1, which if you recall from my previous report was totally packed the night before. But today, at around 8:30pm, there were three girls on stage and a dozen guys. It was nothing like the night before, and that was just odd. I scanned for the old boozer from last night, and not even he was in there. Turns out that almost all the bars in NEP were the same tonight – empty and dead. That's what I mean by it being depressing.

Lollipop, Spanky's, Angelwitch
The girls in Lollipop were completely uninspired and uninspiring. They looked bored and depressed, and there was just no buzz in the place. David and I sat there for 20 minutes, rather sadly trying to feel optimistic. We eventually bailed, at which point David went back to his nearby-hotel for a few minutes, and I made my way to Spanky's and then Angelwitch. Both these places were dead as doornails. There were 6 girls in Spanky's, none of which were BF worthy, and the same deal in Angelwitch.

There was a Manchester United – Liverpool game on at the time, and that might have had something to do with it, but I've never seen NEP this bad before.

Carousel
Spider texted me at that point, and we agreed to meet at Carousel. I figured I would BF the waitress from the other night, given how slim the pickings seemed to be. So I walked over to Carousel, and to my utter shock, Carousel was totally dead as well. The B-team was on the main carousel, and the secondary carousel was empty. Furthermore, there were 4 girls on stage, none of whom were worth a second glance. There were four other guys in the whole place, all looking bored, jiggling with their phones or something like that. It was pathetic.

But my girl was there, and she was happy to see me. So I sat down, and slipped my hand between her legs and got a good, firm handful of slinky thigh meat. Ah, the night may be looking up. Crabby Kumbu was beginning to emerge from his cocoon.

Spider walked in, and he too was a little shocked by the deadness of the place (and Spider knows this place well). So when David arrived back, we decided to bail and head over to Rainbow 4.

Rainbow 4
Rainbow 4 was jumping and buzzing. It was packed full of girls and customers – it was almost as if all the activity in NEP had been focused on this one bar to the exclusion of everything else. We got stuck in the far corner on the right as you enter, which was a crap location. So David, Jedi Master that he is, calls over the papa san, and with a wave of his hand, he plays a Jedi Mind trick on the man.

Jedi David: These seats are terrible, is there anything else available?
StormTrooper PapaSan: No sir, we all full.
Jedi David: You will get us good seats. (waves hand across his face)
StormTrooper PapaSan: I will get you good seats.

And off he runs. 3 minutes later, he comes back and ushers us to a table right at the foot of the stage with a perfect view of the girls on the left side of the bar – what I described to David as Prime Time seats. See, timid Kumbu would have sat back and taken my bad luck, but David, master as he is, decided to be the master of his own destiny. The Jedi Powers inspire confidence, I am sure, and the pink bills discretely slipped into papa sans palms don't hurt either.

As we were being shown to the table, Spider spied a pair of big boobs on a skinny girl and without a jot of hesitation motioned for her to join us. It was almost a reflex action, something that comes from years of experience – an art that is well-honed amongst the top mongers in the field. Again, timid Kumbu would have hesitated, belying his amateur status in the field.

We were all ogling the boobs because we couldn't figure out if they were real or not. I mean, they were unnaturally large for a girl of her slender frame, suggesting artificial enhancement. But they looked really good (i.e., no overt evidence of tampering or foul-play), so we were confused. When she arrived, it was like take-your-boob-to-school day, where she was playing show-and-tell and we were trying to all get our fingers in there to see if they were real. Imagine 30 fingers all poking at once at the chest of this poor girl – I felt a little sorry for her, but she didn't seem to mind. Even after these thirty fingers had poked around sufficiently, we were still in disagreement as to their authenticity, and so David said to her “Silicone?” and she nods yes.

Wow, three experienced mongers, and we couldn't really figure it out, which is quite remarkable. She paid 50K for them, and given the quality of the work, I'd say that was 50K well-spent.

Anyway, no longer holding any interest or use to us, she left, while David scoped out a cute little dark-skinned girl. She had a spectacularly sweet face, and a body to boot. But she got snapped up by a limp-dicked looking guy behind us. Nonetheless, 10 minutes later, she was back up on stage, which was a bad sign.

Eventually, David decides he wants to talk to this girl. We can't find mama san to get the girl, so I ask a waitress to get the girl for David. The problem was the waitress thought it was ME asking for the girl, so she came over thinking I was interested in her. Confusion reigned. I then made the mistake of asking her her name (she seemed nervous and needed a soft touch), but this just further confused her, since she was getting signals from both me and David. At this point, realizing the problem, David explained to dumbass Kumbu what was happening, and I sheepishly stepped out of it.

So this girl was about as disinterested in customers as I have ever seen. I mean, there was just nothing coming from her – her super-pretty eyes were focused off in the distance except when spoken directly to. Her body language spoke a single phrase, loud and clear: “Fuck Off.” This is why the limp-dicked guy had not gotten anywhere, and it was pretty obvious that this was not going to go anywhere with David either. He did his best, but he was swimming against a pretty strong current. This girl was clearly not in the mood, and despite David being a charming muther-fucker, nothing was going to happen. 5 minutes later, David cut her loose and tossed this starfish back into the ocean for her to flit off into whatever oblivious current she wished to. Good choice David.

Mandarin
We bailed, and David decided he needed to test the FL scene, while Spider and I visited Mandarin (upstairs). So we bade farewell to the Jedi Master, and went up into the darkness of Mandarin. The Long-legged team was on stage. There were quite a few customers here, and actually a good number of girls, but nothing really spectacular. We waited for the shift change, and the school girls came on stage. Nothing much there either. I bought a girl a LD, but no sparks flew.

Miscellaneous
Next, we poked our heads into a couple of bars: Rainbow 3 and Erotica (downstairs). These all looked terrible and dead, with three or four girls on stage. We went to Erotica (upstairs) and at least had a beer each before bailing there too. Shit, how many places did we go to tonight, and there was just nothing there? We were commenting on just how fucking picky we have become, but I don't think it was just our pickiness – NEP was particularly bad tonight.

Back to Carousel
Luckily, we decided to go back to Carousel, since I wanted to grab my waitress again. Upon entry, things were bustling a little more than before, and pretty soon my waitress was rubbing her ass all over me. Good girl. She was wearing a frilly black underwear which was poking out of her tiny little skirt. I enjoyed playing with that little strap of frilly black.

The girl was working it. She placed my hand on her ass and then started to gyrate, making sure that my hand would rub backwards over her asshole, and then forwards across her pussy. Good girl. I felt the musty dampness of her pussy, and rather than being repulsed by that, I pulled my hand back and took a long, seriously depraved inhalation. Mmmm, dank, sweaty pussy...that reminded me of my dog Boner, who when I was young taught me a lot about life. In this case, he taught me that sticking your nose into a pretty b*itches ass/pussy can be quite liberating.

I looked over and saw a thin cutie had started working Spider, and a smile was finally beginning to creep across his face. His brow was still a little furrowed – a residue of the run of loser bars we had just completed tonight.

A few moments later, my girl was rubbing my fully erect penis through my jeans, which was making a little bit of a mess in my shorts, with precum and everything. But that ain't gonna stop me. And a few minutes after that, I looked over at Spider, and he now had a second girl with a fucking smoking hot body writhing like a serpent all over him, while that other thin cutie was working his midsection. That hint of a smile had grown into a full-on grin now, and his brow was clear and spry. Good for you Spider – you worked hard tonight for this, you deserve it.

Ok, the time was right, so we each paid up and walked out of there like the winners that we were. We had run the gauntlet of bars at NEP at its historic worst, and we had come out with prizes worthy of gold. Two guys and three girls walked through the complex and into the bustling, crowded streets of Sukhumvit, the world watching, knowing full well what was in store for these happy souls tonight.

As we got into our respective taxis, I exchanged a knowing wave with Spider, and he gave me a small smile with the sharpest of eye gazes. That said it all. I thought to myself, “That lucky bastard is going to get his brains double-fucked tonight. I need to do my fair share to keep this a balanced equation.”

In my next post, I describe the hotel room activities. That will come in a while – I need to get back to work for a while.

[Callypso King]

In one of my recent trips came across an expat and he mentioned about a book named Thai Girls Revealed. He shared some fascinating stories as how he unearthed a huge gold mine of crazy sex lovers in Thailand..Just went through their website and although it looks appealing just thought of getting a first hand review from the members and seniors of Thailand.

The website reads "Expatriate Reveals The SHOCKING REALITY Behind The Thai Bar Girl Culture!"

http://bit.ly/ddbLTU

Any views?

[Kumbu]

That is good that you gave her less than the full amount agreed upon.

I thought you'd like that. Actually, just to [CodeWord140] you off: so apologetic was she, I could easily have given her 500B and she would have been happy. But in my opinion, given her attitude, and her willingness to let me have my way with her glutes, I thought she deserved what I gave her.

[Kumbu]

Did you see that Stick wrote about Som (Nummber 8)? Now she will be even more popular than before...

Yeah, I saw that yesterday - funny. So the word is out, and I think you can expect to never see the girl. Oh well.

[Mouse1]

Life is GoodAs I left my hotel room on the way to work, I felt the bounce in my step, the pep in my grin, and the will to power on through the fatigue. Work went fine, thank you very much, and I was home by 6pm. I had a beer meeting set up with a fellow ISGer for 8pm, so I grabbed a quick power-nap, showered, and trotted off to soi 11 to meet up with one of the finer individuals on this board.

Like-minded Mongers
I forgot to ask his permission to mention his username, so I will just talk about him in the abstract. Turns out he was with his semi-girl-friend – a truly delightful, pretty little thing who giggled and teased just like a GF is supposed to do. We talked, drank some beer, and wiled away about the psychology of mongering, the technical difficulties we encounter, the highs and the lows. It was a pleasure, sir, and I look forward to our next encounter.

Ha ha! Flattery will get you everywhere! But it a was a pleasure to meet with you too, Kumbu.

And indeed, The Shrimp is a particularly fine specimen of Thai femininity. I have known her now for over two years, grow increasingly fond of her and still relish a few days in her company.

[Etaoin2003]

While we are on the subject, as a precautionary measure I would the name of a clinic near Nana are in case I come down with a dose of something.

If you came down with the grizzly shits and your arms and legs fell off, you could still crawl to Bumrumgrad, one of the world's best hospitals, only a block or so to the north of Nana. It's an international medical tourism destination.

http://www.bumrungrad.com/

[Somewhere15]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider916
What and where is shox? Never heard about it

It's a new club, correct name is Shock 39, sorry.

http://www.bangkokrecorder.com/shock...tchburi-road-s

I was there mid July 2010. The old name is Boss club. Today is totally renuwed and they removed the 2 pool tables the old club has.
When I was there (around 01:00 AM) on a weekday it was really empty, nice club, nice music but ....no action (and a lot of ladyboys).
I did not gave it another visit in August, will check again as of mid October.

[Spider916]

Bumrungrad, Samitivej, BNH, Sukhumvit Hospital, Carmilain etc etc etc

While we are on the subject, as a precautionary measure I would the name of a clinic near Nana are in case I come down with a dose of something.

Any recommendations?

Thank you.

[New Old Guy]

What and where is shox? Never heard about it

It's a new club, correct name is Shock 39, sorry.

http://www.bangkokrecorder.com/shock...tchburi-road-s