Bangkok Reports

[PinkPearl]

What the fucking hell are you on about.

Post 5054 might help you. Or not. Maybe you just need to get laid and sucked dry.

[Amjeck]

Who the hell is paying these prices? Idiot tourists, I guess. I live here, and I refuse to pay more than 1,000 for ST, maybe 1500 if she’s really hot. But I’ve negotiated 1500 for LT in the go-go bars of Soi Cowboy before. However, this time of year it just doesn’t seem possible; the majority of these girls just refuse to negotiate.

Yes, stupid tourists are overpaying! I live in LOS too and I never pay more than 1000 ST anywhere in the whole country. There are still plenty of girls who go for 1000ST in bkk, but it's just more work to find them. Recently a lot of nana plaza girls are willing to do 1000 ST.

This sometimes works: Girls asks for 2000ST or 1500ST. You ask her how many hours. She may say 2-3 hours. You suggest 1- 1.5 hours at 1000ST and smile. Or tell her you have a small cock and finish in like 3 min, then laugh. It helps if you can say this in thai and make it a bit fun.

Everything is a joke in thailand. if you can roll with it and negotiate in a fun way, they are more likely to give in.

[Mangofan]

I’ve just about had it with the spoiled girls here in BKK quoting insane prices. Over the past 2 weeks, I’ve gone to various bars and clubs, and have been quoted the following:

Queens Park – was in here a week ago at one of the bars in the back. Started chatting up this sweetie who was wearing a sun dress. Bought her 2 drinks at 150 baht a pop – she was very nice. She’s 29, so I thought the age factor might give me a reasonable price. I was wrong. She quoted 2000 baht for ST and 4000 baht for LT. She refused to come down on the price, and was adamant that the prices were the same everywhere. “Good luck” was my reply.

Dollhouse – 2000 for ST, 3,000 for LT from a sweetie in there who was 27. Refused to negotiate the price, even after I offered 2k for LT.

Bamboo Bar – This is a club on Soi 1 that’s open late, and many of the bargirls and go-go dancers come here if they haven’t been barfined. Started chatting up this spinner; she was 30 and quite short. Found out she worked at Spice gogo on Cowboy. Chatted her up for awhile and then she told me that she wanted to go with me. Price was 2000 for ST and 4000 for LT. Again, she refused to come down on the price, and when I refused, she took it as an insult: “You don’t like me?” She then started dancing in front of me to try and get me to change my mind. No deal. She's fucking 30 years old? What's she thinking??? I walked out and slept alone.

Suzie Wong’s – Friday night I called a girl from here to come over. She was eating noodles and said she’s be by momentarily. She wanted 2500 for LT. I said 1500, same as last time. She agreed. An hour later she was on my bed but a complete starfish. Her name is Nan, she’s 23 and wears too much mascara. She told me that some dude paid her 2000 baht for ST last night. “Well, he’s an idiot” was my reply. After the deed was done, she said that she had a stomach ache and had to go. Fine, I said. I handed her 1000 baht, which she balked at. She asked for 500 more. “That wasn’t the deal,” I replied. She threw a fit and the word “keeniow” was uttered multiple times, which I took as a compliment. What is this girl thinking? The deal was 1500 for Longtime, not short time. I hate it when these hoes try and up the price afterwards. Anyway, stay away from this girl at Suzie Wong’s.

Patpong – Was walking around – this is a terrible place. Tons of touts – even worse than Walking Street in Pattaya. There’s a bar next to Foodland (forget the name) that had a hot little spinner out front. Started chatting to her and she told me to pay the bar for her. Again, 2000 for ST, 3000 for LT. No thanks.


Who the hell is paying these prices? Idiot tourists, I guess. I live here, and I refuse to pay more than 1,000 for ST, maybe 1500 if she’s really hot. But I’ve negotiated 1500 for LT in the go-go bars of Soi Cowboy before. However, this time of year it just doesn’t seem possible; the majority of these girls just refuse to negotiate. So I guess I’ll be wanking for awhile until April. Next week I’ll be in Pattaya – I know it’s cheaper there at least.

[Andy Abs]

i would expect you would not even think about her. that way your balls could rest in peace.

what the fucking hell are you on about. have you just been beamed down or too much viagra?

analogies on "mechanics", "****s", now "balls rest in peace".

i would suggest to you; that you either say what you mean, in english that is comprehensible, say nothing! you are digging a very big hole. don't fall in!

[PinkPearl]

Well you haven't got a pussy!

Even in the movie Borat he refers to his "back pussy".

Men actually have something akin to a woman's sexual organ that can be titillated in the area of the shit hole.

This type of stimulation makes a balls massage and or HJ seem boring.

So when someone calls you a pussy, he is actually stating a medical fact.

Thais find spitting a highly discusting thing so don't try any of this shit.

Ok, I'll book that for my next trip to Tokyo.

Seriously though I wasn't going to, as I don't even like French kissing, as mentioned in my article on P4P TGs kissing habits.

But after all the other shit they pulled with the ears, and biting my lips {must have been hungry or related to Mike Tyson}, I had concerns as to what they were going to try to pull next. Whew, what a relief. Now maybe the nightmares will cease, and I can rest in peace. Popuncop.

[PinkPearl]

no, pink pearl, us non-****s think about children without getting sexually excited. i want to ask you why you even introduced the concept of **** children erm, ahem, 'repairing cars'?

good for you. kids do nothing for me, but at least one poster, who is probably bsing, will not even look at them. in that case he should probably not even think about them, either, as i already stated. you disagreed, evidently without understanding the meaning, and mistaking it for something else.

as for the concept introduced, a reading of the original discussion might help you with grasping the point of the analogy i made.

[M P Lurker]

At least as many enjoy sticking a finger in my ear, i don't know why.
Just another weird TGism, i guess.
Even had one sticking her tongue in there the other day.

Well you haven't got a pussy!

No spitting into the mouth yet, though, as i saw on a Japanese porn.

Thais find spitting a highly discusting thing so don't try any of this shit.

[The Seer]

So after I thought I had finished, I now have one last report. At the airport had a couple of hours to kill so popped into the spa for a massage,not cheap compared to Bangkok but cheaper than UK so a good way to kill an hour or so. Have had the thai massage there before but this time went for the aroma massage, thinking noting else was on offer, but was pleasently surprised, had a very nice sensuous massage ending in relief, hand only on offer but a pleasent surprise nevertheless. Not sure if this is now common but had never had an inkling before, maybe I have just struck lucky, anyone else had similar.

[The Seer]

Final parts

Day 6

Now a dilemma, I had two possible options today, the girl I helped in the street or the Akane girl but as neither were P4P I will leave off the details. As she had to work tomorrow and didn't want a late night after an afternon and early evening of fun I was left deciding what to do with the rest of the evening, decided to go to Soi Cowboy to relax with the shows and sit with a few of the girls, ended up in Suzi Wong with 18 and 28 on either side of me and finding that I apparantly had more life left in the old fellow ended up barfining 18 for long time, straight back to the hotel, I can recommend her, a lot of fun and straight on the bed for BBBJ.

Day 7 And feeling seriously jaded now but another experience with Thai girls, had been meeting this girl on and off for sometime as a friend, very reserved etc, I think she is more typical of the mass of Thai girls we never meet, anyway in the afternnon we ended up back at the hotel and she was like a demon uncaged, must be years of pent up frustration, she had to go home to mummy for the evening so that left me in the Livingstones bar, after a few games of pool, barfined one of the new ladies, went down to Spicy club which still has some of the best live music of any of the clubs then bck to the rooms, nice girl and one of the best pair of breasts of any girl I have had in Bangkok.

So thats it, off to airport now feeling completely drained, not much left in the old sacks, will take a few months to recharge then I will be back.

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[Terry Terrier]

i would expect you would not even think about her. that way your balls could rest in peace.

no, pink pearl, us non-****s think about children without getting sexually excited. i want to ask you why you even introduced the concept of **** children erm, ahem, 'repairing cars'?

[PinkPearl]

a woman who has fucked the world is experienced yes. but also set in her ways and probably bored. a woman who has fucked half the world is still learning and maybe up for new things. old dogs and new tricks springs to mind.

a mechanic just gets better. and cheaper. he deals with problems and experience does not bitter him.

not being a ****. i would not even look at my "**** neighbour".

i would expect you would not even think about her. that way your balls could rest in peace.

[PinkPearl]

Some say they don't like kissing and then kiss wildly.

Yeah, and some like to nibble on your lips while smooching.

At least as many enjoy sticking a finger in my ear, i don't know why.

Just another weird TGism, i guess.

Even had one sticking her tongue in there the other day.

Chuckadee!

No spitting into the mouth yet, though, as i saw on a Japanese porn.

[PinkPearl]

Watch their eyes and their body language when young guys go by. Like everyone else over 40, girls have told me numerous times they don't like going with young guys - and then minutes later when one goes by their eyes light up and they nearly get giddy. It's hard to blame them - I sure would not go with a woman 20 years older than me unless she had a gun to my head.

Their eyes love the young and handsome. Their wallet and or future loves the provider, usually an middle aged or old fart.

They may also prefer the older men for other reasons, such as, for example, more mature, easier to get along with, etc

[Andy Abs]

why take your car for repairs to a guy who has repaired a thousand cars?

especially when the **** girl next door would give it a try for 5 bucks.

a woman who has fucked the world is experienced yes. but also set in her ways and probably bored. a woman who has fucked half the world is still learning and maybe up for new things. old dogs and new tricks springs to mind.

a mechanic just gets better. and cheaper. he deals with problems and experience does not bitter him.

not being a ****. i would not even look at my "**** neighbour".

[The Seer]

Day 5

After yesterdays limited success reverted to what I know, so off to Akane and had the best session yet, I based my choice on the girls face and smile, she looked like fun, rather than her body as I usually do and it was certainly the best choice, I would rather not disclose her name for reasons that will become aparrant. Anyway went for the S3 service as I normally do and for the very start we hit it off and the session was such that I could barely manage to walk back to Livingstones just down the road. One thing that disturbed me a bit was the impression that the owner of Akane controls his girls lives too much, we arranged to meet on her day off next week but she want to be sure it is not close to Akane as she says that if her boss sees her with a 'boyfriend' he will fire her, I dont know if it is standard policy at all parlours in Bangkok but it disturbs me that the owners can dictate what the girls does on her time off.