Bangkok Reports

[Retired Army]

Don't worry! Just thought I would add some military homour to a "I'm going to get laid tonight story"!

Wow, one can get laid in Bangkok. I never knew that!!!

[Terry Terrier]

I haven't a clue what he's talking about.

There's a surprise .

[Satrai2000]

Guys,

Have RTTF but haven't found specifics on whether BKK has strip clubs like in Canada or the US. Good clubs where you hot babes are dancing and you can either go for a lap dance or get a champagne room with them for an hour where a lot goes on (of course, depending on the club).

Let me qualify. I'm not always in the mood for going all the way and would love to run through half a dozen of the beauties there in a couple of hours feeling them up in a strip club type of situation. Obviously I've got a thing for lap dances!

This is also, in my experience, a geat way to start an evening and then get on to a LT with one of them or one of the many others available.

Any ideas/ recommendations?

Cheers/ Pulse

In Patpong 2 there is a bar called The Strip. I think it comes close to what u are looking for. There are girls dancing on the floor AND there are (small) cubicles. You pay 500 or something then you can go with the gal of your choice into a cubicle and what you do there is up 2 u and her.

In the Japanese clubs u can get a private champagne-room and much more. But only Japanese men are allowed (in general).

[M P Lurker]

Guys,

Have RTTF but haven't found specifics on whether BKK has strip clubs like in Canada or the US. Good clubs where you hot babes are dancing and you can either go for a lap dance or get a champagne room with them for an hour where a lot goes on (of course, depending on the club).

Let me qualify. I'm not always in the mood for going all the way and would love to run through half a dozen of the beauties there in a couple of hours feeling them up in a strip club type of situation. Obviously I've got a thing for lap dances!

This is also, in my experience, a geat way to start an evening and then get on to a LT with one of them or one of the many others available.

Any ideas/ recommendations?

Cheers/ Pulse

You need to get more open minded to different styles and get yourself reprogrammed.

We don't have put up with tabletop style ripoffs in Thailand.

There is call for strip tease in Thailand because girls can be just dancing naked or if you want titillation they can be wearing see through or wearing short skirts with no knickers on underneath. It would be very tiresome for them to start dressed and gradually take this gear off.

I would suggest you check out the following bars in Soi Cowboy:
Suzi Wong for nude dancing and erotic shows
Baccarat for looking up girls skirts with no knickers
Shark for pretty girls wearing see through stuff
Long Gun for nude dancing and dirty disgusting shows
There are petting and blow job bars too.

You can pay girls at the bar to do special strips for you if you like ro take them home and ask for strips before you do the deed.

[Pulse0101]

Guys,

Have RTTF but haven't found specifics on whether BKK has strip clubs like in Canada or the US. Good clubs where you hot babes are dancing and you can either go for a lap dance or get a champagne room with them for an hour where a lot goes on (of course, depending on the club).

Let me qualify. I'm not always in the mood for going all the way and would love to run through half a dozen of the beauties there in a couple of hours feeling them up in a strip club type of situation. Obviously I've got a thing for lap dances!

This is also, in my experience, a geat way to start an evening and then get on to a LT with one of them or one of the many others available.

Any ideas/ recommendations?

Cheers/ Pulse

[Ploughman]

So far I've been one of those guys who overpays and tends to get stuck with just one girl for each trip. On the first trip I made the mistake of paying 4000 LT plus the bar fine for the same girl over a three day trip who was great in bed but ended up costing a lot more than I probably should have paid.

Dude! The one's related to the other (pay to clinginess), as you're probably seeing. U gotta find the going rate and be willing to be called a Cheap Charlie, even if you really aren't (the real Cheap Charlies are the ones using door-knockers or bargaining rates well below the going rate at 3 a.m.). Don't ruin it for the rest of us.

BTW, I think Thai girls can be great fun and all that, but I give the Philippines clear advantage in the GFE area. Many more multi-day keepers, and for less money.

[Ploughman]

FWIW, one way to get some hotel deals is to book over Travelocity or Expedia using some of the promo codes floating around. There's one on a coors box with code NFL50 good through the end of the month for bookings through March that's $50-off-3-days. It's REUSABLE as well and you don't need a physical coupon.

So I broke up 15 hotel nights in BKK and Pattaya into 5 3-day blocks and used the thing 5 times, twice on the Beverly Plaza in Pattaya at $13.80 a day nett for 2 people including breakfast, and the Royal Asia Lodge in BKK at $17.30 a day nett for 2. Plenty of other choices are out there as well if you're not as cheap as me (I know the reviews on both those hotels have been mixed). At the high end the Grand Sukhumvit on soi 6 (former Sofitel, I think) was listing at $65 before discounts.

[Ploughman]

This is exactly why I haven't been to Nana in months. No nudity. What's the fucking point? If I'm going to be paying 140 baht for a beer, I better be seeing some titties. Nana Plaza is the most disgusting place in Thailand, with the worst kind of tourists. It's like they rounded up the worst of the worst in Pattaya and Bangkok and put them all in one square block. Believe it or not, I find Cowboy much cleaner and more fun, but to each his own.

I remember a first trip to Nana in 1992. Pretty boring then, with no nudity but B35 beers (at B25=$1). ST was B300 and I forget the BF. But back then neither Nana nor Cowboy had any nudity, just some places in Patpong.

Nana hit its peak around 1998-99, when some shows even featured toy DPs. Bars could ride the wave to put drink prices up again and again, but then the show quality crashed with social order but the drink prices stayed (to this day!) You've got niche players like Rainbow as the take-out meat market and Angelwitch doing what they can on shows, but the rest is pretty lame. Cowboy was barely hanging on back when Nana was at its peak and now tables are turned.

[Andy Abs]

I am not certain either but one thing is for sure, don't you think it was a mistake for Andy Abs to take this horny Filipino lady to the swingers party.

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/brea...13-foreign-men

Not guilty. I do know a woman who was there. But alas. That evening I was at home watching TV. Actually I'm not really into sharing my toys. Swingers party. Not my style. Yet!

[Bearsk]

I am not certain either but one thing is for sure, don't you think it was a mistake for Andy Abs to take this horny Filipino lady to the swingers party ....

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/brea...13-foreign-men

I haven't a clue what he's talking about.

[Andy Abs]

Pussy alert.

16 stone ex Para foiled and subdued by 5 stone midget Thai wife. The quote "it’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog", seems to spring to mind.

On arrival at Asoke BTS station the phone rings. Conversation as follows. "Hi honey! Where are youuu! (You know how the Thais hang onto the last syllable) " "Uh. Um. Well. Asoke"!

"What you doing there"? (Tone has changed to a growl)

"Just going to see a friend" (Arse starts to twitch)

" Well I am sick and am In Central Bang Na It won’t take you long to get here". Phone goes dead. Fuck it! Dilemma. If I don’t go home I am going to get the hole. A nice tight one, but I will also have to face the dwarf from hell. And fucking days of misery.

I also know if I go home the only pussy I am going to see is a reflection in the mirror, due to the fact the wife has the painters in. So being the hard bastard that I am. I quickly called my little Filipino to arrange another day and proceeded to get a taxi. It is so annoying when you give the Misses a load of money to have the day out. Then she goes sick and fucks up the plans. And to add insult you don’t even get the money back.

[Andy Abs]

I haven't a clue what he's talking about.

Don't worry! Just thought I would add some military homour to a "I'm going to get laid tonight story"!

[Retired Army]

Covert Operation.

Tonight I am on a covert operation. I have to free a young Filipina from the SFIT terrorist group. (Sexually frustrated in Thailand. Due to the fact she is working here and hubby is in the Philippines).

Insertion will be in the Sukhumvit area at 19:00 hrs. Exact entry point is none of your business. I will proceed to remove sexual frustrations from the mountainous areas to the north of the Y valley. Approximately 15 minutes later I will move down to the cave system amongst the wild brush area in the Y valley. I shall force entry into the front cave system and plant an IED in the form of an orgasm. After clearing all signs of frustrations within said area I shall proceed to the rear cave system. I will check for previous signs of forced entry. And if the locals complain too much I will extract without any form of entry.

I haven't a clue what he's talking about.

Covert Operation.
For the non military personnel on this site: I am of to fuck a lovely Filipina who has not been touched for a year. I use the word covert, because if my wife finds out, I will be the first casualty in this operation. The best thing about this is. Hours of free sex with a GFE that would stiffen the limpest of dicks. I will update on the mission in the morning. (I hope).

[Andy Abs]

Really? That is hilarious.

So I am outnumbered, what, 7 billion to one, eh? LOL![/QUOTE]You really are the weirdest wanker here. But I forgive you. Being senile is not your fault. It happens to some of us. Keep taking the tablets. I am sure you won't get more boring than you already are.

[Old Thai Hand]

just found this in the nation:

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/brea...13-foreign-men

our hobby seams to become more dangerous ...


giotto

it's still in the news this morning with pics as well. it's been plastered across thai tv. of course they are over-playing this because it's part and parcel of the extreme shift to the right, rising anti-farang, thailand for thais mind-set. the evil farang are to blame for all of thailand's ills. i actually overheard a discussion about this among thais in the faculty lounge this week. they, of course didn't know that i could understand them.

this is all laughable given that the current scandal in thailand concerns the gay orgies in temples, not to mention the long-standing scandal of monks having sex with both **** boys and girls.