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02-05-09 06:14 #5028Brill - don't forget the parachute for the insertion phase.
Originally Posted by Andy Abs
Just hope you don't come across Osana in the rear cave system
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02-05-09 04:06 #5027
Covert Operation.
Covert Operation.
Tonight I am on a covert operation. I have to free a young Filipina from the SFIT terrorist group. (Sexually frustrated in Thailand. Due to the fact she is working here and hubby is in the Philippines).
Insertion will be in the Sukhumvit area at 19:00 hrs. Exact entry point is none of your business. I will proceed to remove sexual frustrations from the mountainous areas to the north of the Y valley. Approximately 15 minutes later I will move down to the cave system amongst the wild brush area in the Y valley. I shall force entry into the front cave system and plant an IED in the form of an orgasm. After clearing all signs of frustrations within said area I shall proceed to the rear cave system. I will check for previous signs of forced entry. And if the locals complain too much I will extract without any form of entry.
For the non military personnel on this site: I am of to fuck a lovely Filipina who has not been touched for a year. I use the word covert, because if my wife finds out, I will be the first casualty in this operation. The best thing about this is. Hours of free sex with a GFE that would stiffen the limpest of dicks. I will update on the mission in the morning. (I hope).
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02-05-09 00:39 #5026
Full of Shit!
jesus h christ man. i have never heard a man as full of shit as you. you talked about paying your **** neighbour for a rumble. or that is how i and the rest of the world interpreted it. only your warped mind denies it. by the way i introduced the "****" word, as the word "****" indicates someone under the age of 13. a minor! therefore sex with a minor would be given the label "****". you need to [CodeWord140] or get of the pot. your denial just makes you look more like some "charlie chester". now for the sake of everyone's sanity, change the fucking subject! lets hear about what you get up to in your life. as long as it is not with the neighbour or their cat's and dogs. Originally Posted by pinkpearl
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02-04-09 09:55 #5025
@Go Forit - go for Livingstone Lodge
[QUOTE=Go Forit]
IThis time I plan to stay at the Livingstone because of all the great recommendations from this forum. I'm looking forward to checking out their sports bar and staff. I'll let you know how it turns out. Any recommendations would be welcome.QUOTE]
Recommendations? Go to LL and go to the sports bar. But do as I say and not as I do...make very sure the girls know you will "butterfly". Otherwise you could repeat the experience of having a lady claim you as "hers"....it happens all the time and I get caught more often than I will admit in this Forum.
Send me a PM ... I am trying my best to be in BKK in a few weeks.
~TTG
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02-04-09 09:09 #5024actually a more complete and enlightened summary is as follows. Originally Posted by terry terrier
post 5043 i made an analogy with nothing to do with sex with preeteens, nor any mention of it. btw, have you grasped the point of that yet?
post 5046 aa, for some reason, introduces the words **** and states that he would not even look at a preeteen. totally irrelevant and off the point.
post 5049 i respond to aa re not even thinking about said group.
post 5050 you talk about ****s and sex with children.
post 5054 i clear up your apparent misunderstanding.
post 5063 you state i am "the only poster trying to introduce preeteens
to the discussions".
post 5068 i say the following.
"in truth it was you who introduced sex with said group. otoh i made an analogy about mechanics fixing cars, to make a point that had nothing to do with that subject."
lol! thanks for the laugh.
"liquor up front, poker in back" the love guru
"i eat the pussy, i eat the butt, i eat everything" samuel l. jackson
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02-04-09 07:52 #5023
Goforit
Try posting under Travel Plans and Announcements and maybe you can hook up with a fellow member who will be there same time as you and you can hang together. It sure is a lot more fun, especially if you are new to the game.
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02-03-09 23:47 #5022 Originally Posted by pink pearl
Originally Posted by pink pearl
Originally Posted by andy abs
no, pink pearl, there's the truth in your own words. can you hear me down there? Originally Posted by pink pearl
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02-03-09 12:56 #5021Whoops. Originally Posted by Gamahucher
"Para v squaddie comparison" alert!
I will withdraw to a safe distance in case a blue touch-paper has just been lit .....
British Armed Forces acerbic, [CodeWord140] taking wit always welcome though.
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02-03-09 11:38 #5020In truth it was you who introduced sex with said group. OTOH I made an analogy about mechanics fixing cars, to make a point that had nothing to do with that subject. So maybe Jackson should deal with you, instead, eh? BTW, did you understand that point yet? Originally Posted by Terry Terrier
Now getting back on the topic of this site and thread, there has been some discussion here recently about whether or not TGs prefer young handsome men. Here are a few quotes from After Dark magazine, Volume 2.
"I like a man who looks good, is very funny and can teach me how to be a leader. " {Nueng, age 23}
"What do I look for in a man? A handsome good man, with a good heart. " {Ann, aged 21}
"I like a man with a big heart and a nice ass" {Fawn, aged 19}
After Dark magazine contains pics of bar and club girls in Bangkok and Pattaya and is available for sale for about 5 dollars in Bangkok.
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02-03-09 05:06 #5019
First Report, Planning Third Visit to BKK
i have been lurking around this forum for a couple of years and have made two prior visits to bkk. this is my first contribution here. all in all i have had an excellent experience but i have made many mistakes along the way. i'd like to thank everyone on this forum for all the great advice and reports you have provided. right now i'm planning my third visit in about two weeks. true to my handle, i tend to say what the hell and go for it. so far i've been one of those guys who overpays and tends to get stuck with just one girl for each trip. on the first trip i made the mistake of paying 4000 lt plus the bar fine for the same girl over a three day trip who was great in bed but ended up costing a lot more than i probably should have paid. the second trip i went to eden first and then again paid 4000 lt plus bar fine at suzie wong's. the second day i went to the beergarden and ended up with the same massage girl who said she was on holiday for the rest of the trip who didn't ask for any money and only wanted to give great thai massages and f****. she was a real gfe and we ended up going sightseeing taking a river speedboat to the temples and end the evening taking a romantic night time dinner cruise. but then i couldn't get rid of her because she had made up her mind she was going to stay with me until i left to catch my plane. after the third day i tried to get rid of her but she just wouldn't hear of leaving no matter what i said and i didn't want to throw her out. but i really wanted to try someone new by this time. so this time i'm planning on sticking with the mp’s, especially tulips and eden once again. this time i would like to try a take-out from eden if possible for at lease one night. i'm planning on only doing st if i find anyone at the go-go bars this time and wondering how well i will be able to negotiate this time. so far i have stayed at the president solarium and the president hotels which are both on soi 11. this time i plan to stay at the livingstone because of all the great recommendations from this forum. i'm looking forward to checking out their sports bar and staff. it's been almost a year since my last trip and during that time i have been trying to learn a little thai from tapes books and cds but it has been very difficult since no one speaks thai where i live. i can't even find some decent thai restaurants in my area. so i am really looking forward to getting a chance to try a little out, even though i know i'm not very good at all. i'm not sure there's any value in posting reports about my last two visits but i will be reporting on this upcoming experience.
i'll let you know how it turns out. any recommendations would be welcome.
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02-03-09 04:20 #5018
Verbal Diarrhea
shame you didn't cut the extraneous detail and verbiage as well. but that would have about left a 2 line report Originally Posted by tim bone
but that is just my opinion and i know many out there like the intimately detailed reports so keep them coming td :d.
refreshing to have some no nonsense, acerbic, [CodeWord140] taking 'squaddie' wit on the forum. Originally Posted by andy abs
and i thought that i was the only one
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02-03-09 01:12 #5017He already fell in. Can he get out? Originally Posted by Andy Abs
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02-03-09 00:58 #5016
Miffed
5054 is just inane rambling! go back and be honest with yourself. it does not make sense at all. is english your first language? Originally Posted by pinkpearl
the original disagreement was with me and nic when he did not read the post correctly. quote "who would ask a parlor girl if they enjoyed there job" which is not what i asked, but anyway. to show sarcasm and irony i asked "who would fuck a girl who has fucked the world". ironic statement! understand!
then you have introduced ****s. fuck knows how. or were you stupidly trying to suggest that having prostitutes in the world stops ****s. because if you were then you need to think again! ****s like sex with children. and would not bother with a 30 year old hooker. explain your thinking or shut the fuck up!
"maybe i should get laid or sucked dry"! i have a beautiful wife. and i mean beautiful. i have regular women (non p4p workers) that i see and when my brother visits i enjoy all that thailand has to offer. i don't need to do fuck all. i think actually maybe i should stay of sex for a while.
ps. i am bored with this. so either put up or shut up and move on to more important things, like what was you last experience or the weather.
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02-03-09 00:45 #5015ok, i re-read everything: and you are still the only poster trying to introduce ****s to the discussions. Originally Posted by pinkpearl
never mind all the other posters flagging up your strange tastes, i'm astonished that jackson hasn't dealt with you summarily.
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02-02-09 17:48 #5014
Well, paragraphs there are. But it would be more reader friendly if he hit enter twice. Usually when reading longer post I copy into Word. And since I have already done the extra line spacing….Enjoy reading Nic
Originally Posted by NicFrenchy
January 30th Bangkok
On my return from Naklua I decided to stop in at Tukcom and pick up a webcam so I could send some e-mail videos to my kids while on travel. I also saw a pair of 9 watt laptop speakers I’ve been looking for but didn’t have the money to pay for, so I returned to my hotel to get the money. One of the hotel guests mentioned that I should buy those things in Bangkok as electronics were less expensive there, and that he and another hotel guest were leaving in just a couple of hours to Bangkok for a night or two. Of course, doing a quick count I realized that the cost of going to Bangkok for a night or two was certainly going to exceed the 600 baht savings I would realize on the purchase of the speakers at Tukcom, but I had been contemplating a side trip there just so I could see what it was about.
We departed about 1:30 pm that afternoon and arrived at the Dynasty Inn Grande about 3:30 pm. The room was 2,400 baht for the night, with a refundable 500 baht deposit. After a quick cleanup we headed out to a restaurant called Bourbon St restaurant on Soi 22. The food was excellent and reminded me of the taste and quality of food you find in New Orleans. We returned to the hotel and grabbed a nap before heading out for the evening. Our intentions were to hit Nana Plaza and finish the night at Soi Cowboy.
Awakening at 8:30 pm I texted the two other guys and found that one of them had decided to stay in but had a regular coming to his room. The other guy texted back that he would meet me downstairs at 9:30 pm. Catching up in the lobby we headed over to Nana.
Of course, this being my first trip to Bangkok, this was my first time to Nana. I have read descriptions of the place on various websites over the past couple of years or so but, for some odd reason, I was under the impression it was inside of a mall type of structure. You access a courtyard type of area wherein there are several beer bars, and around those are situated 3 or 4 floors (don’t remember how many exactly) of various gogo bars. I have to admit I was a bit disappointed as I thought the place was much larger with many more establishments than it actually had. We stopped in to one whose name I don’t remember and had a quick beer before exiting.
Next we stopped in at Angelwitch. There was a show in progress when we entered. I can pretty much take it or leave it, but it was actually kind of nice watching a show rather than watch a bunch of bored girls shuffle back and forth. We stayed for a bit, having a few beers, when a group of girls approached and mounted the stage. I casually glanced around to check out the talent until my eyes froze upon one in particular. She was beautiful, had small tits (could have used slightly more), and the most perfect ass I’ve seen on a Thai lady thus far. I’ve made the point on a few occasions that I prefer more full bodied women. Not fat, but with enough meat on their bones to at least make a sandwich with. She wasn’t too large nor too small, and perfectly well rounded.
I pointed her out to my accomplice and he confirmed her beauty as well. I sat for the next few minutes admiring her and trying to catch her attention. These women are beautiful, but hard. It almost seemed to me that she could sense when I was trying to capture her attention and deftly avoided my glance (or was it my “I find you so beautiful that I’ve fallen in love with you in just a matter of two minutes and will pay whatever you ask, desperate look?”) Who knows?.
It was about this point my accomplice leaned over to me and said “She’s missing………” Huh? What? Louder, I heard him say “SHE’S MISSING A TOE!” I looked down and, sure as shit, she was missing her pinky toe. WTF, I thought. I was taken aback a bit and wondered how a woman could be so perfect and yet not be perfect. However, being the true monger that I am I leaned over to my buddy and said “I’d still fuck her”. And I would have, had it not been for her Miss Prissy attitude that she displayed the whole while we were there, and the fact that she probably wasn’t interested in me one iota. We finished off our drink and paid the tab.
Earlier I was under the impression that we would be going to Soi Cowboy at some point in the night, but my accomplice informed me that it was midnight by now and things were going to be shutting down at 1:00 am, sharp. Rather than trek on over to Cowboy we decided to hit one more bar in the Nana complex. He took me into some small, corner bar that he had been into previously. There wasn’t much going on there, but w sat and had a drink anyway. After a few minutes I stopped a young lady who was fairly attractive but no beauty queen, and asked her if she’d like a drink, deciding that she’d just have to do for tonight. I called over a few of the other girls and bought a round just to get things moving along.
In talking with my girl I learned that she likes to dance and was, in fact, planning to hit a disco later and asked me if I wanted to come along. I’m not much into the discos, especially when I’m being invited along as a way to make sure that somebody pays the bill. I was starting to wonder whether or not this girl was going to be worth any effort. During this time there was another of the girls who I was flirting with (hey, I’m single) and we seemed to be getting along better than I did with the first girl. Though no beauty (seems to be a recurring theme in my reports) she was fun, flirty, and nasty. She walked over to me and told me what she would do to me if I took her back to my room. I’m always leery about these kinds of claims but, for some reason, I knew she meant it.
I’m not quite sure what happened but lady #1 got up and walked away without a word. I don’t know if lady #2 said something, or maybe it was just a stare, but I didn’t see lady #1 again after that. So, I said to hell with it and told lady #2 to get ready as we were going to the room.
I’ve had some pretty decent experiences so far while here. No real complaints can be made on my part, outside of losing almost a week to being sick. But, the sexual experiences themselves have been satisfying. Tonight lady #2 took things to a higher level. The sex was good, no doubt, but she went beyond that. On the way to the hotel she asked if we could stop at a store and if I could buy her a beer. I said sure but that there was beer in the room. She said no, it was too expensive. What? A beer bar girl who gives a damn about how you spend your money? Back in the room she undressed me, washed my ass for me, tucked a pillow behind my head when the deed was done, making sure it was just right. She treated me like I was her lover. Damn. I lied and told her I was going to be in Bangkok for a couple of weeks and that I would be in to her bar that night. I know, I know, it’s not right, but it always makes departing that much easier, at least for me.
In the final analysis, although I enjoyed myself while out, Bangkok is really not my kind of place. I like the smaller towns and cities with the big venues. I doubt that I’ll ever go back to Bangkok. Unlike Pattaya, where most everything is concentrated, it’s my understanding that many of the venues in Bangkok are spread out over various parts of the city. When I go out I want to barhop. I don’t want to have to city hop.
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