Bangkok Reports

[NicFrenchy]

Beer Garden on Suk 11 is popular but I've never seen many cute ones there.

Beer Garden is on Soi 7 and not 11

[Johnthescot]

Titmouse, Peterterb and Fifty Fifty,

Love all the recent posts. Thats the kind of stuff I like reading here. Keep them coming.

Gets me fired up for the upcoming trip in 3 weeks. 3rd time in 6 month :-)

Cheers

Johnthescot

[Easy2007]

I was in the BG some weeks ago and would agree, nothing but slappers, horrendous...but I was there a week before and there were a bevy of beauties. Same goes with the Thermae, I've pulled three times from there in the past month, packed with lovelies, equal to anything I'd seen earlier in the evening in Soi Cowboy without any of the riff raff, bar fines, or overpriced drinks...it just depends, every day is different.

And this is my point with "freelancer" bars: Everything depends on the time and date of your visit. Wrong time, you'll get a poor choice of older and not so nice women. Right time, and you find some lovelies in there, but be quick in choosing them.

Thats what makes cruising the freelance bars more fun, you just never know what you'll find.

[Oldian]

Beergarden is the worst. All of the slappers there are past their prime. Not as bad as Thermae but still pretty bad. Go over to Gullivers -- some great talent on display there.

I was in the BG some weeks ago and would agree, nothing but slappers, horrendous...but I was there a week before and there were a bevy of beauties. Same goes with the Thermae, I've pulled three times from there in the past month, packed with lovelies, equal to anything I'd seen earlier in the evening in Soi Cowboy without any of the riff raff, bar fines, or overpriced drinks...it just depends, every day is different.

[M P Lurker]

Some absolute stunners in Rainbow 3 Bar Nana EP last night, Im off out to check out and get more info later. Quality may not be so poor after all.

Cheers, FF

Its definitely all about the quality of the girl that you choose! LOL

[Jasonmn]

apologize if this report is too elementary for the many senior posters here, but just thought i'd write a quick summary of the bangkok scene for newbies from a newbie.

went to bangkok this past weekend and was shown around by a friend. oh man this place is like paradise on earth. below are notable places to go for a first-time visitor:

patpong: probably the most famous, but don't go there. you'll run into way too many tourists, families, and touts. nearly all the upstairs rooms are rip-offs and the girls are even more mercenary than other places.

nana plaza: take the skytrain to nana station. about 50 meters down suk soil 4, left hand-side, you'll see a huge complex with three floors of go-go bars. checked out most of them but by far the best is rainbow 4 on the 2nd floor. tons of hot chicks here dancing around in thongs. but go early because by 10-11pm the hottest chicks will be taken. beers are 135b and ladies drinks 160b or so. didn't barfine anyone here but should be 5-600b.

soi cowboy: take the skytrain to asoke station (one station down from nana). i think it's soi 23 but just look for the lights. this is my favorite of the three red light districts as it is much more laid back and only truly mongers come here. you won't run into tourists. depending on the day and regulatory environment, girls sometimes dance topless or pantyless. my favorite place is baccara, which last time i was there had tons of girls dancing with mini skirt no panties on. they also have a glass ceiling with girls in school uniforms dancing on top.

blowjob bar: there's a interesting place called "[CodeWord901]" about 100 meters down soi 8. when you get to the 7-11 shop, look down the alley to your right and you'll see a bunch of girls sitting outside. you take one of them upstairs for a blowjob for 700b. have to be lucky to find a good looking girl but technique is excellent.

massage: a bunch of massage places near bts phrong phen by names of "teen massage", "angel massage", etc. but they mostly suck. you pay 400-600b for the massage plus 1500b to the girl fs for so so service. not a great deal in my opinion. instead, go to one of the soapy massage places for the same price (under 2000b) for 90 minutes of fun. cupidy is a good one at plaza entertainment.

beer bars: these are simply bars to drink a beer but have many free lance girls. my favorite is a place called thermae coffee shop nearly sok 15. tons of girls there. beer garden on suk 11 is popular but i've never seen many cute ones there. also in the evenings, particularly after 1-2am you'll see tons of hookers just walking around the lower sois, near nana. a lot of them will stand in the parking lot across from nana plaza but many of these will look okay only after many beers.

hope that helps.

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[Fifty Fifty]

life has improved bkk style

having sat up half the night writing fr’s while the drunken crazy baby snores and leaks all over the place, i am not in a very good mood when she does finally wake up. grabbing a towel, i turn on the shower and push her in whilst i return to the room and replace her shoes by the door – now she can leave any time she wants - thank you very much !!!

crazy baby reappears, all smiles ‘thai style’, and apologises for the wreckage and lack of action. like a nice guy, i tell her ‘’it’s ok, you go home now’’ and point to the door. she cries that she has no money and is hungry – 5 minutes and 100 baht later she is dressed, out the door and gone – phew !!! it is 3 pm and time for a livingstones breakfast, now i know i really do appreciate the all day service.

later that evening i stop by the beergarden for a look, but still don’t know why i bother as the standard of (older) girls is not to my liking. however there are plenty of guys probably doing just the same as me and it is a good atmosphere for a chat with a few of them over a relatively cheap beer, also without too much ‘’loudness’’ going on around you.

at 7 pm i head off to nana ep and take a premium seat at the big dogs viewpoint, shortly to be joined by an american guy and we strike up a conversation. one of the ‘lonely’ bargirls sits near us, hoping to catch my eye. i give her the onceover and decide, although a younger one, she is not my type, but does have a very nice smile so i offer her a drink. tony, the american, chats to her also, it seems we both have the same taste in girls and agree this one is not for either of us. the girl calls out to a friend, walking by on her way to get changed upstairs – now this one is a babe and i quickly call her up to join us all for a drink. by asking a string of simple questions, i find out within minutes that she speaks fairly good english (self taught); is 23 (looks lots younger though); weighs 39 kg; has no babies; a non-smoker; is in her final year at uni studying accounting; has been working the bar for 6 weeks; lives alone and will go for ‘long time’ too.

tony is amazed at the way i have managed to extract so much important information from this girl in such a short time, yet appear to be doing it in such an ‘interested’ way that the girls respond so positively – of course i know it’s all about the money at the end of the day, but who cares. we chat and drink with both girls for a while, i have already ‘done the long time deal’ with the new girl, but tony wants something similar and is eager to find one asap. i manage to talk him out of a few ‘old but goodies’ that go smiling by and tony soon decides that i seem to have a good eye for his style of girl and we continue to discuss the passing talent.
tony heads off into nana ep for a quick recce and returns 10 minutes later, saying he found and barfined a good one, she is on her way. shortly afterwards we are joined by a good looking girl sporting a pretty awesome rack and off we all go for some food. the girls want to see the shows at cowboy – who doesn’t, when somebody is buying all your drinks ?? in the same restaurant on soi 23 (love scene) we chat and eat, making the usual pleasant talk. the only disturbing thing is that tony’s girl is constantly on her mobile, text then call then text, one after the other and it starts to [CodeWord140] me off. she goes to the bathroom (for the second time) and i tell him my thoughts on the mobile thing, but he must be smitten by the cleavage and dismisses it as all ok.

we all hit the long gun for the amazing pussy show, which, for me is no longer so amazing (3 times in 3 nights ?), but tony and the girls seem to like it a lot so i grin and bear it again. shortly after 11 pm tony decides to head off with his miss mobile, so my girl and i visit a few more bars together – we go to mostly bare pussy shows, cos she seems to like it that way and i wasn’t complaining either. i also notice that i am getting quite a few stares from some of the guys on cowboy, yes my girl is very good and young looking but not **** either – feels great to be with her though. later, back at the hotel, the ‘no-babies story’ turns out to be very true. this girl has a great body and a very tight pussy too, we have a great night, even though she is a bit shy, at least she is not drunk and not leaking like the last one was !!

sunday – a day of rest ??

next morning the girl is good for round two and with the beer goggles off, i look and see i have got myself a really nice looking girl here, maybe it is time to treat her well.

it is sunday and i fancy a trip out shopping with my girl so i ask her to show me the huge weekend market at chatuchak. i decide to call tony and see how his night went with miss mobile – only one problem, i can’t find my ‘smart’ phone at all. i call it my ‘smart’ phone cos it’s an old simple second-hand $20 nokia with a local sim card in it and around 100 baht credit – my good mobile with unlimited worldwide roaming remains in the room safe throughout my stay. oh well, the ‘smart’ phone is now in a bar or taxi drivers hand somewhere, time for a new phone then, so off we go shopping.

once again i seem to draw a lot of attention walking round the crowded market with such a tiny good but young looking girl. the bad stares are mostly from the ex-pat ladies who look disapprovingly, but inside i think they must realise they shouldn’t have eaten so many cream cakes after all. chatachuk is extremely hot and very crowded, but there are some great things to see and buy there – the usual cheap junk, but also some fantastic art and even good quality home furnishings too. we take some food at a small side restaurant stall and for 90 baht including drinks it is surprisingly good. on the way back we stop at a mall and i buy myself another ‘smart phone’ along with a new number and some calling credit. over an ice cream sundae, my girl installs the sim, sets up the phone and gives it me, ready to go and in english menu too - there is only one number in the contacts, hers !!!

later back at the hotel, after round three of ‘make the thai girl squeak’ - we get showered and she is modelling new shoes and sexy dress (550 baht total). off we go at 7 pm to nana ep, i need to pay her barfine for tonight and see if we can find tony again. we meet him, sitting in the bar opposite big dogs and he asks why i didn’t call him to go to the market and i explain the lost phone etc. tony tells me that my girl is looking really good and happy and that i was lucky to catch her before he did, then i ask him about his night with miss mobile. tony replies, ‘’oh yeah, great body, amazing rack, so good in bed’’ he says, but she left him at midnight ???? now i don’t know his definition of a good time, but 30 minutes max – not my scene at all, but each to his own.

we hit a few bars in nana and tony decides that seeing as he missed out on small cutie last night, he wants a different fish tonight – he is looking for a good ladyboy. i am not shockable, but still find anything but looking at their amazing bodies totally abhorrent. tony is no stranger to this and reckons he has had great times, so who am i to disagree. we go to obsession, he picks out a stunner and we all go off for some food, it all seems the same as last night, but somehow not quite right in my book. fortunately after the short meal, tony is eager to split back to his hotel and our time in the company of the gender-bender is over – now for some ‘’regular’’ action as my girl and i once again head off to cowboy cos she wants to see more and more. although cowboy is fun, except for the first babe i had from joy bar, i haven’t actually seen many really good looking ‘bell ringing’ girls there at all. my girl is more relaxed this time and enjoys the shows, but she is drinking more too. after doing a few different bars and too many breezers (for her anyway) we return to the hotel and the babe is eager to try the big jacuzzi in my room. there is only one problem, it takes around 45 minutes to fill it up. so it’s hot water on, clothes off, time for round four of ‘’make the thai girl squeak’’ while the jacuzzi fills. another great night and i am wondering whether to break my golden rule and keep her for really long time !!

next morning, well 2 pm actually, the girl goes off home (with 3000 baht) to get changed and feed her rabbit. yes, whilst i’ve been feeding her face and pussy for 2 days and nights, apparently her pet rabbit was at home alone and probably starving. i go for another late livingstones breakfast and plan the rest of the day – no plans at all really.

more to come, ff

[Fifty Fifty]

1. Where do I find the really cute/beautiful P4P girls in BKK (clubs/freelance?). Yes, we all have different tastes. But, some places get the real beauties. Any thoughts on where to go for quality.-?

Some absolute stunners in Rainbow 3 Bar Nana EP last night, Im off out to check out and get more info later. Quality may not be so poor after all.

Cheers, FF

[Chachi420]

I'm off to BKK tomorrow. My flight lands at midnight, and therfore I will not get to my hotel until 01. 30ish.

Where can I go on the lower side of Sukh rd for a girl at 2 in the morning?

Is the Nana fallout my only option?

[Opebo]

Ok. Off to LOS in a couple of weeks. Been a few years.

1. Where do I find the really cute/beautiful P4P girls in BKK (clubs/freelance?).

Best not get your hopes up too high, Peter. Such girls are a great rarity in the business since the last few years. The few real beauties in P4P are probably not even available to us - perhaps in Japanese only clubs or in venues oriented to the rich Thai punter (or just being mistresses of rich Thais rather than outright hookers). Certainly service from such beautiful girls, even if you could somehow access them, will be abominable, and attitudes difficult.

Quality is really down from the old days, and in fact numbers of girls - even mediocre ones - are way down as well. Best to just come with your sights set low and you won't be too disappointed.

[Peterbeijing]

Ok. Off to LOS in a couple of weeks. Been a few years. Studied the site and am armed with various destinations. However, I do have a couple of key questions.

1. Where do I find the really cute/beautiful P4P girls in BKK (clubs/freelance?). Yes, we all have different tastes. But, some places get the real beauties. Any thoughts on where to go for quality.-?

2. Threesomes. What is the best way to make that happen? Ask girl #1 if she has a friend? Or, pair em up your self?

3. What are the best 2-3 Thai restaurants if one is staying around the Nana area? Yes, I will eat on the street. But, I am looking for a good sit down - in or outside.

Thanks for all of the posts that are setting me up for a good time. That said, I am also kinda looking forward to lower season an a bit of rain to keep the monger numbers down.

[Piper1]

It is pissing with rain, my Tuk-Tuk driver is racing with another guy, my girl is drunk and flying all over the place – she is going to be sick....I pay him 50 Baht, pick her up and leg it into Livingstones with her. Good job she is so light as I carry her one-handed up the stairs whilst quickly retrieving my room key from my wallet.

The girl squawks she is hungry, makes ten fruitless attempts to escape, too drunk to find the door lock.

She says she feels sick so I give her a few minutes in the bathroom and hearing no noise, go in to check she is ok. Shock horror – the girl is squatting head down the ‘big white telephone’ but, even worse, there is a huge pool of menstrual blood on the floor under her tiny arse. The girl has ‘come on’ and not even realised it yet cos she definitely wasn’t like that in the bar 30 minutes ago. Just my fucking luck – time to call it a day !!

Fifty Fifty - what a night! I've met you a few times in Dubai and I've stayed at Livingstones/Giotto's a few times, so I can picture the scenes vividly. Wild! What will you get up to next??

[Fifty Fifty]

You are right, but in all fairness, I could not ask a BG to switch her mobile off because there can always be a real emergency call or text. Yes you have paid 600thb for her time but what if "Kurt the German" calls? and he is the 30,000/month sponsor? who thinks she patiently awaits his return sitting on the steps of her newly built house in nakhonwherever?

Yes, agreed, but in the case in point I was not talking about the odd call from a foreign sponsor or an ''Emergency Text'' Instead, what we had was a constant stream of texts and calls for over two hours. The girl was up out of her chair more than a pro boxer and obviously setting herself up for later and the guy I was with didnt see it.

Normally I never bother too much about the odd call etc, and I find that most girls do put the mobile on silent whilst going about the business. Should they not or refuse to do so having ''ruined'' the moment with some tinny lovesong ringtone, then I think about reducing the tip accordingly.

Cheers, FF

PS - Who is Kurt the German anyway?

[Cunning Stunt]

You are right, but in all fairness, I could not ask a BG to switch her mobile off because there can always be a real emergency call or text. Yes you have paid 600thb for her time but what if "Kurt the German" calls? and he is the 30,000/month sponsor? who thinks she patiently awaits his return sitting on the steps of her newly built house in nakhonwherever?

Think 'Herman, the German' should wait. Your buying her time and its only fair that it should be undivided. I always ask politely that the CP should be turned off when we hit the shower, not to be turned on again until during the post coital cigarette. Never seem to have a problem. Who wants to be disturbed in mid-vital point-stroke by a tinny,tinkly version of 'Love Hurts'.

[NicFrenchy]

I dont know his idea of ''good'' but in my book it was a total loss from the outset and I would have taken the mobile off her or dumped her asap.

You are right, but in all fairness, I could not ask a BG to switch her mobile off because there can always be a real emergency call or text. Yes you have paid 600thb for her time but what if "Kurt the German" calls? and he is the 30,000/month sponsor? who thinks she patiently awaits his return sitting on the steps of her newly built house in nakhonwherever?