Bangkok Reports

[Old Thai Hand]

OTH,

Your pronunciation is a bit strange Yes I can hear it.

jet thap neung (thap rhymes with English cup).

Yes. you're right. my spelling of 'thap' (ทับ ) was wrong.

[Popper8469]

Hi Popper,

1) After the deed

2) Could be painful some hotels have large electronic key cards. Anyway don't be so sure they wont find it there!

3) See abbreviations in header.

Pedro

LOL and thanks Pedro. Good and informative

[Popper8469]

If you do decide this is the way to go, take a trip down to BarBar in Patpong. I hear they may be able to help you hide it.

AT2

Hmm Intrigued and worried. :0)

Seriously, I've been told not to go to Patpong as it is a rip-off area these days. Does the forum agree?

Paul

[Easy2007]

On my quest for consistency I have recently tried Exclusive, and so far with 1 visit done, its 1 out of 1 for being very good. Obviously this is not conclusive and will require many more visits and many different girls, but so far, so good.

As it stands now still only 2 places have given me consistant performance that is always good, and never a let down. Thats Angels 24/1 and Tulip.

At Tulip I have now sampled Yok, I have had around 6 other Tulip girls but never tried Yok, and can report that yes she is good! No denying that. However, I would say that 2 of the other girls have given similar excellent service, so Yok is not the only "superstar" at Tulip, and I would say 1 girl at Angels has given a performance on par with with the best of Tulip.

On a different issue I have tried Teen1 also, and a Jack&Betty, and although service was ok, its not in the class of Angels/Tulip etc.

My quest continues, the trouble is I keep having to test different girls at Angel and Tulip to ensure that the consistancy of performance continues, and this kind of takes away my time from trying other new places.

Hello the world

I am nearly 62.

French and was a little depressed, I entered by accident / CHANCE in soi 19 of Sukhumvit

The worls changed for me.

The manageres Nancy, very beautiful girl asked me by birth day, then she looked up her files, and introduced me 'maybe' the womean of my life

I never felt so good with a girl in general

She claims she is matching the people (if customer agrees) by Horoscope signs. Nyway it was fabulous.

[Barack007]

Hello the world

I am nearly 62.

French and was a little depressed, I entered by accident / CHANCE in soi 19 of Sukhumvit

The worls changed for me.

The manageres Nancy, very beautiful girl asked me by birth day, then she looked up her files, and introduced me 'maybe' the womean of my life

I never felt so good with a girl in general

She claims she is matching the people (if customer agrees) by Horoscope signs. Nyway it was fabulous.

[Hoboken Michael]

I wish to alert all members to a problem (that compounded itself) at The Dollhouse in Soi Cowboy.

I barfined one girl (Nook or Nuk) for a couple hours at my nearby hotel a couple nights ago and had a terrible time. This dancer (I believe she is #30) is always exhausted. Working two jobs and not wanting to put in ANY performance for a client and works hard to end session even before 1 shot is done. I kicked her before the two hours were up (did give her the money because I did get my shot eventually and she was amenable to foreplay that required her not to work) but I went to ***** to the management the next night.

I go in on Thursday night, March 6 to see a papasan who listens to my story and then tells me that I can choose another girl for a barfine and he will not charge me. I go in and look around. I see cute waitress (cannot remember name, only one who was cute and thin though) and chat her up. She SEEMS to like me and is willing to go and asked me how I liked dancers. I told her about previous nights' episode and how I was back (Nuk was not in attendance Thursday night apparently) to look for a better session, better girl. She asks for the barfine and I tell her that papasan has taken care of it. Waitress is not pleased and does not want to involve management at all. I go to papasan and tell him of this waitress' sudden resistance to situation. He hands me $600 to give to her and says that I should handle things. That it is not his problem now. I go to give her the money and the waitress now starts tirade in club (not apparently overheard by dancers or patrons) about how she is uncomfortable with situation and if I cannot get along with one person, how reliable am I. I re-explain the situation and tell her that dancers can have problems too. She storms off to talk to bartender friends about this.

I end up fucking her and club on lady's drink for her and for me. Approx. 400 baht. By subtly sneaking out. Will not go back and am glad to stick them one in the ass.

Nuk is cute dancer with good english but bad attitude and bitches about sleep and exhaustion. Be wary. At own risk!

Michael

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[M P Lurker]

Just what it says...seven, slash, one...or in Thai...jet, tawp, neung

OTH,

Your pronunciation is a bit strange Yes I can hear it.

jet thap neung (thap rhymes with English cup).

[AsiaTraveler2]

2) If LT, do i need to do a pulp fiction and wear the key the one place they can't get it (up my arse), or is this being too anal!!! (sorry)

If you do decide this is the way to go, take a trip down to BarBar in Patpong. I hear they may be able to help you hide it.

AT2

[Pedro 917]

Hi Popper,

1) After the deed

2) Could be painful some hotels have large electronic key cards. Anyway don't be so sure they wont find it there!

3) See abbreviations in header.

Pedro

All;

Going to Bangkok and Thailand for 10 days at the end of next week. To ensure i don't get ripped

1) Do i pay the girl before or after the deed?

2) If LT, do i need to do a pulp fiction and wear the key the one place they can't get it (up my arse), or is this being too anal!!! (sorry)

Finally

Is there a list of accronyms for the newbie - i.e what the heck is BBBJ (Bite Balls Blow Job!)

Thanks

[Lover Boy #2]

Antonio Batista,

Welcome to the forum, and thank you very much for your first report. Great.

And yes, I enjoyed reading it, and I hope to read some more reports about your adventures in Bangkok soon.


Giotto

I'll second that....very well written...almost a professional look to the print...give us more!!

[Traveler1234]

Reports of destinction next.

Thanks again

One last suggestion, if you haven't already: join up and pay jackson subscription fee so that you can use pm function. You'll often find replies via pm to questions.

Good hunting!

[Old Thai Hand]

Beergarden is on Soi 7, Eden is on Soi 7/1. I've never known what to call this Soi, seven one, seven and a half? Anyone know?

Just what it says...seven, slash, one...or in Thai...jet, tawp, neung

[Stiffoak 571]

Oh dear is that Giotto trying to do irony - lost on non-europeans!

I stayed five days in ISG recommended hotel in Sukhumvit Soi 33. I will probably be the first and only non-returning customer. Housing was fine but I got real cold shoulder treatment in the sports bar after turning down two first girls who approached me. I had my reasons; just went to see the place, as first timer did not know the scene at all and I had a horrible jet lag. After I complained the owner put me between a rock and hard place ordering some girls from that evening in line before me asked who he should fire. Be in peaceful mind. No-one got fired. I think it was just a show. I did not find it funny.

[Popper8469]

This is a test.

BBBYTOCIMWS

What does it mean?

Hmmmm Good one. Spent at least 20 minutes looking for this.

Would understand BBBJTCIMWS (and i may struggle to kiss her afterwards!!!!)

What do the girls understand. If you wanted CIM, would you just ask in English (or what).

I also don't know if you can ask for an Angry pirate, Donkey Punch, Turkish snowcone or the highly dubious boston steamer (see link)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=angry+pirate

[Dreams]

This is a test.

BBBYTOCIMWS

What does it mean?

I am OK with BBB and CIMWS, but what about the YTO??