Bangkok Reports

[BoldBoy88]

Brethern,

Planning to visit Bangkok and Pattaya.

There are many websites with the scene of gogos and soap bars in Pattaya.

Can someone point me to some legitimate escort websites that I can book? Like links to websites that I can book in Bangkok and Pattaya?

I am looking for genuine escort agencies that provide amazing girlfriend level services.

Your help is appreciated.

Boldboy.

[Paolo99]

Next time, it's Smooci time and I am going to try Nana plaza.

What do you guys think. Any suggestions?

Is there a place where I can sit and have a beer and ogle at beauties before my dick takes over without being ripped off.

A suggestion is to keep reading the forum frequently until your next trip and take a note of the places (or specific girls) that are being talked about here and go there have a look by yourself when you're on the ground.

These places are not consistantly good, they might be good right now and become shit at the time you come back.

You'll have to check different venues by yourself and see which ones suit you the most.

It always depends on what you're looking for but Smooci is more miss than hit and it's also pricey, so it would be good to frequently look at it from now on to see which girls are available (look at their pics (some of the girls frequently change their pics so you can know a bit more about what she really looks like), their rating and their reviews) and when you arrive just book one or two of their girls no more.

[Blr City]

Hope you have some time to write a Pattaya report still. Will give your fellow Indians an idea on whether they want to go hobby in Pattaya or Bangkok.

Gogo bars that do not belong to the Arab. I believe Rio, Cowboy 2, and Sahara all belong to the Arab.

What do you mean that do not belong to the Arab.

Are they owned by some Arab dude?

Pattaya gogo bars were even more disappointing. Typical members only crap even though I was by myself.

I doubt if my report would make any difference since I am no expert. This whole trip made me feel like I should explore Vietnam or some other place.

[Nyezhov]

Nana at Soi 7 is being furiously worked on and has an entrance on Suk. Looks cool.

[Banana Boi]

Being Indian, my luck in Pattaya was pretty bad.

Hope you have some time to write a Pattaya report still. Will give your fellow Indians an idea on whether they want to go hobby in Pattaya or Bangkok.

Is there a place where I can sit and have a beer and ogle at beauties before my dick takes over without being ripped off.

Gogo bars that do not belong to the Arab. I believe Rio, Cowboy 2, and Sahara all belong to the Arab.

[Blr City]

I had the opportunity of making a stop over at Pattaya and Bangkok for 4-5 days.

Being Indian, my luck in Pattaya was pretty bad.

This was my 2nd visit to Bangkok.

Day 1: Arrived Sunday evening. Stayed near soi cowboy, went there around 11 pm. An ugly girl from Rio pulled me in.

Ended up buying 4 drinks before I managed to get out.

Walked down the street to cowboy2 and on the way back another girl from sahara (I think) pulled me in. Her grip was so strong, I couldn't pull back (maybe a ladyboy). Once inside there was hardly 3 dancers.

I tried to pull back, but she pulled harder. She wouldn't let go even after asking. I pulled back hard and my arm ended up hitting one of the other girl's nose, who was following us. I was mad by now and I though I was in big trouble. They yelled at me to get out and I did so.

I was still furious and just went back to my room.

Day 2: Went to Angle spa on soi 24 around 2 pm. I had been there on my previous visit. This time the girls were less. I picked one. The usual routine with the shower etc. But no BBBJ.

Girl was disappointing after taking her clothes off.

Decided to go to climax club. Found out it is no more. It was still 9 pm. Too early for insanity club, so went to Thermae. It was amazing. I've never seen so many beauties in such a small place.

Did I mention this was Monday evening. I just hung around unable to decide how to pick one among so many. Was approached by 2 average looking gals. They said 2 k. But I wasn't really interested.

This place is tailored for the Japanese. A lot of the girls dress and look Japanese like (a bit). They stand up when Japanese men walk in etc etc. Some even know the language.

I was eyeing one standing near the restroom. Didn't approach her as she was self absorbed. When I dick started to take over. She was not to be seen. Found out, she walked out (not picked up). Approached another slim looking one. ST was 3 k. Asked for LT, she said "can you afford it". Yes, she did say those exact words.

This was crazy. I got out of there. On the way back to my hotel, I saw a massage parlor on soi 23, gave it a try. Got a decent massage and FS for 2 K. Again no BBBJ. Avg gal 4/10.

Day 3: Went to massage next to addict around 2 pm. Can't remember the name now. Only 5 girls inside. Picked Sara. Took off clothes. Definitely not disappointing.

She had really soft boobs. Average massage followed. Talked for a while. Nice gal. No BBBJ. Forked her.

For some reason, the price on the menu and the price they took is different. 2400 per menu. I ended up paying 3000 including 2 cokes. Coke on the menu was 120 bhat or less.

Something to watch out next time.

Had some packing to do. Went to thermae again at 11 pm, less girls this time. I didn't find the beauty my dick was aching for. So went to the massage place on soi 23 again.

Overall, my bkk trip was disappointing. The weather was hot. No one likes Indians. Didn't even get a BBBJ.

I've been having a string of fuglies. Thanks to my luck and push up bras / pads.

Next time, it's Smooci time and I am going to try Nana plaza.

What do you guys think. Any suggestions?

Is there a place where I can sit and have a beer and ogle at beauties before my dick takes over without being ripped off.

[TKOman]

So, the other day I ventured out to Suk soi 22. First did a little reconnaissance online and found a place with good reviews called "Bangkok Exotic Massage" located on a side soi. They advertised a special price for massage and BJ: 999 baht. I called to confirm the price and off I went!

Upon entering the side soi, I was met with a tonne of offers from places with hot girls sitting on the front step, while Exotic had an empty entrance. *Never mind, I ignored this warning sign and proceeded inside. *Four girls of medium-to-middling hotness were available, including the greeter girl (older with low cleavage exposing most of her her ample tits). She presented me with a menu card indicating the massage and BJ for 1200. *I mentioned the pre-call and the price came down to 1,000! Ignoring this minor warning I picked the cutest and upstairs we went! Name forgotten and not necessary as will become apparent.

She suggested a shower and I did so in the dingy room adjacent the massage room. Decor nothing notable except the lack of anywhere to put clothes (so they went on the floor). Massage was. Not bad! *I mean we all know where this session is headed, so it's a pleasure to get some decent back and leg massage before the main act. *Eventually, I turned over and she commenced with an oiled up hand job. As I neared completion I realized I was going to have to ask for the BJ. She complied without complaint, and rolled a condom on. I had not expected this from a place with a blow job special, but my rule is to respect sex workers' safe sex practices, regardless. So she commenced sucking and doing a good job of getting most of my cock down her throat, moaning and encouraging. Then suddenly she stopped and began unrolling the condom of my rigid cock! I thought either she's about to suck me off properly, or she intends to end the session! It was door two, and while I considered protesting, a better idea formed in my mind so I watched amused as she struggled to remove a condom from me full size!

I showered and walked out without tipping (no need) and jumped on BTS down to. L's! I quicky found a nice-looking girl (not skinny but not fat) named Bo. She cheerfully chatted with me while I had a Nam Soda at the (fairly dingy) bar and ushered me up those stairs. Moments later I had my trousers down and bare cock in her mouth all the way to the hilt. I was already halfway there from Exotic, so I soon unloaded a good size amount into her mouth (being careful not to reveal too obviously that I was cumming) which she took mostly. Once she became aware se was getting the load she quietly let it drip out into her waiting tissue (a minor quibble), and cleaned me up nicely. *Paid the 800 be fee plus 200 be to Bo for a job (pretty) well performed!

So it was a two BJ day (kinda)!

[Paolo99]

Impressions of venues.
Report to follow.

Man,

It's your first trip in Thailand and you've learned all this in 9* nights in Bkk.

You might know more on the mongering scene in Bkk than I do after going there for years (I've never put a foot in Thermae for example).

I'm curious, for how long have you been reading the forum before going there?

[Paolo99]

I love it when folks are practical. Good post. Let me follow up with:

The stairs: One of the key things is to use the building escalators when possible. There is one at the Sheraton by the Thermae to get you over to Soi 8.

The best thing to say to the touts is May Kap, Khapkhun kap. Practice your pronunciation so it sounds like you speak Thai. If the touts think you speak Thai, they will leave you alone. I actually speak some very limited Thai, but my accent is good. So they think I speak it.

Immodium is a drug of last resort. At the first sign of the squeeges, start with Pepto. There is no chewable or liquid here, just pills. If the pepto doesn't stop it, guess you are hanging in the room for a while. Only if it continues after say 12 hours should you do Immodium. You want to get those bad bugs out so enjoy the flow. If you have to travel like on a train, plane or bus, then you have no choice, but I avoid immodium (even though I carry two pills in my wallet) until I am completely emptied.

For the touts, I can speak Thai correctly and I always completely ignore these guys without talking a word with them and they get the message pretty quickly (but it works because I just pass by and I know where I'm going).

For the immodium I also take it only on last resort if I have to take strong antibiotics with it. I mostly use the active charcoal, it cleans the inside quite effectively after a few days and you can find it in 7-11's (but it doesn't work if you're infected by a bad bactery).

Lately I've found a small bottle that contains a combination of essential oils that is very useful to take wherever I travel.

[EihTooms]

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Soi 4: Plenty of "tourists" on a tourist visa will freelance here, which makes for an interesting variation. - Looks-wise, good selection, though low baseline. It was not difficult to find an acceptable looking hotel guest. Peak hours were around 9-11. The better looking girls will leave earlier. "Closing hours" is around 3-4. - Prices range from 1000-2000. Many of the girls have their own rooms on the street. If using theirs, ask if there's a room fee. - Service levels were generally better than Thermae, and was sometimes outstanding. But w hat sets it apart from Oilies and even Thermae is that girls here are generally more interesting, fun to talk to, and open to strangers. - There were two main groups of foreigners. Vietnamese -- slightly more attractive faces. However, much worse bodies.
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That is my impression of the Viet girls, too. Also, lately I have sat for extended periods with friends at the outdoor ground level bar right behind where most of those Viet girls stand on Soi 4 in front of Hillary 1. And, at least when I was watching, all but the 1-2 very best looking ones will stand there on otherwise busy nights without bagging a customer for hours.

And they were really trying, too, not just standing there like statues. They were reaching out, blocking the path of customers of all colors and ethnic groups, yep including dark skin Indians alone, in pairs or three, without much success.

At least 3 times over a couple of different nights, a better looking one or two of the Viet girls would rope in a young, slim Asian tourist, engage in some kind of negotiation for several minutes, the guy (different one every time) would smile, move on and be seen minutes later strolling with an obvious ladyboy into the alley across Soi 4 where Di Place and other short time hotels are located.

[Nyezhov]

A first trip to Thailand, with 9 nights in BKK. The main takeaways are as follows.

1. It is a mistake for first-time visitors to book too far in advance. 3-4 nights would be recommended. The goal of the first few nights is to find out what area of the city is best suited to one's preferences. A hotel near Nana station is a safe choice. This is within walking distance of Nana plaza, soi 4, and Thermae. Oilies are 20 minutes by train or 30 minutes by foot. Soapies 40-50 minutes by train.

2. Condoms are mostly 52 mm and some 54 mm. This corresponds to average and a bit below.

3. KY / lube is recommended to avoid breakage. This can be purchased at most pharmacies.

4. Venue recommendations on either ISG or misc Thailand sites were hit / miss. Don't plan around them.

5. It seems advisable to avoid any venue or service whose employees aggressively solicit passerby. If one is restrained or harassed, saying "No" is more effective than trying to walk away..

I love it when folks are practical. Good post. Let me follow up with:

The stairs: One of the key things is to use the building escalators when possible. There is one at the Sheraton by the Thermae to get you over to Soi 8.

The best thing to say to the touts is May Kap, Khapkhun kap. Practice your pronunciation so it sounds like you speak Thai. If the touts think you speak Thai, they will leave you alone. I actually speak some very limited Thai, but my accent is good. So they think I speak it.

Immodium is a drug of last resort. At the first sign of the squeeges, start with Pepto. There is no chewable or liquid here, just pills. If the pepto doesn't stop it, guess you are hanging in the room for a while. Only if it continues after say 12 hours should you do Immodium. You want to get those bad bugs out so enjoy the flow. If you have to travel like on a train, plane or bus, then you have no choice, but I avoid immodium (even though I carry two pills in my wallet) until I am completely emptied.

Never pay attention to Venue recommendations and girl recommendations. Thats all subjective, and frequently built on fantasy.

Another note for newbies: Know your cab fares. Its easy. Just use Google maps and count the klicks. Basically its 37 for the drop to 2 km and then variable up to 3. 5 baht per km depending on traffic. If you know the fare in your head, then its easier to get a cab out of the district at night. Thus, I know that the fare to my condo is just about 100 baht from Mixx, so when they start touting me for 300 baht, 200 baht, I just keep chanting 100 baht until someone gives in and if none will, Ill just flag down a moving cab. Keep in mind that tourist numbers are flat so you are in the bargaining seat.

[Banana Boi]

9. Be careful with food / drinks. An upset stomach can easily ruin a day.

Always carry Immodium when you travel. I learned this from another ISG member when I got extremely sick in PP. After an hour I was ready to hit the Riverside bars again.

[Dropsy]

Impressions of venues.

Thermae: A talked-about place for a reason. It's interesting. During peak hours the atmosphere is touristy, almost family-friendly. And, perhaps appropriately, it does give off the impression of being a tourist trap. One simulates picking up a girl in a foreign country and bedding her. - It is true what's been said about girls here being less experienced. Most of them give the impression of the girl-next-door type. However, this does not mean that they are sweeter or more innocent. Most of them are colder or as cold as the masseuses, and more calculating. They are worse in bed without making up for it in other ways. Do not equate inexperience with GF experience. Some of them are girlish and playful, yes, just not in bed. - It is false that girls are better looking at the cafe. Few were worth approaching. Many of the girls looked worse up close. It may have something to do with the makeup they use, but wrinkles and crows-feet were common. There was no difference between the left / right side. Girls seem to stand with their friends. - Prices range from 2500-3000. It's possible to talk some down to 2000 but not all. Peak hours were 10-12. Most girls seemed to work around 9-12. It opened at 8.

Oilies: There was not a large difference between the larger and smaller oilies. Price corresponded to better rooms but not better service or a better selection of masseuses. The smaller, cheaper parlors were preferable to me. - For all of them, service was generally acceptable to great. It was not difficult to find an adequate-looking masseuse. A plus is that many of the employees sit outside, so one is able to view them under natural lighting. - There are two main side-streets for oilies. One of them is soi 24/1, across the street from Snow White on google maps. The other is the street off soi 24, around Addict on google maps. Both of these side-streets will have 5+ parlors in close proximity. There are a few other parlors scattered around the area like Dozo, Ore, Thanks, Doki-doki if one doesn't mind a walk. But it seems advisable to focus on these two streets to begin with. - Many of the parlors will have wall mirrors, even the small ones. None that I found had a ceiling mirror.

Soapies: Located far away and comparatively expensive. The mamasan will expect a tip. In terms of looks, the base standard was higher than the oilies, and this translates to a theoretically larger selection. None, however, were that impressive. I only went once, because getting there by subway was not worth the effort.

Soi 4: Plenty of "tourists" on a tourist visa will freelance here, which makes for an interesting variation. - Looks-wise, good selection, though low baseline. It was not difficult to find an acceptable looking hotel guest. Peak hours were around 9-11. The better looking girls will leave earlier. "Closing hours" is around 3-4. - Prices range from 1000-2000. Many of the girls have their own rooms on the street. If using theirs, ask if there's a room fee. - Service levels were generally better than Thermae, and was sometimes outstanding. But w hat sets it apart from Oilies and even Thermae is that girls here are generally more interesting, fun to talk to, and open to strangers. - There were two main groups of foreigners. Vietnamese -- slightly more attractive faces. However, much worse bodies. Both the ones I talked to had discolorations on their skin. Also rude and crass. Would not recommend. - African -- only talked to one. She was sweet.

Report to follow.

[Dropsy]

A first trip to Thailand, with 9 nights in BKK. The main takeaways are as follows.

1. It is a mistake for first-time visitors to book too far in advance. 3-4 nights would be recommended. The goal of the first few nights is to find out what area of the city is best suited to one's preferences. A hotel near Nana station is a safe choice. This is within walking distance of Nana plaza, soi 4, and Thermae. Oilies are 20 minutes by train or 30 minutes by foot. Soapies 40-50 minutes by train.

2. Condoms are mostly 52 mm and some 54 mm. This corresponds to average and a bit below.

3. KY / lube is recommended to avoid breakage. This can be purchased at most pharmacies.

4. Venue recommendations on either ISG or misc Thailand sites were hit / miss. Don't plan around them.

5. It seems advisable to avoid any venue or service whose employees aggressively solicit passerby. If one is restrained or harassed, saying "No" is more effective than trying to walk away.

6. Knowing one's limits. It is always good to avert humiliation. And moreover, doing something that one is not ready for makes for an unpleasant holiday.

7. Negotiating beforehand. This mostly applies to Thermae, where at times even BJ isn't on the table.

8. Sukhumvit is a wide busy street. It is mainly crossed using walkways (reached with stairs). This is good to keep in mind when booking and arriving at one's hotel.

9. Be careful with food / drinks. An upset stomach can easily ruin a day.

Report to follow.

[Smoothy]

More likely story when a Thai girl says she has to leave at 6 or 7 am is she has a baby at home and she needs to get home before her Thai boyfriend has to go to work at 7-11.

If her boyfriend worked at 7-11, he would be the most respectable boyfriend any of those girls ever had. 99% of the time, the boyfriend has no job at all and just relies on the girlfriend to give him money.