Bangkok Reports

[TravelToMeet]

Great report and always love to read one of a positive encounter on the tour. Have to ask though, are you Asian? In all the many times I have toured through Thermae I have not been able to interest the girls because of all the Asian guys that they are interested in. Nothing wrong with that at all, just saying that it has not been a happy hunting ground for this non-Asian punter!

Happy Hunting.

But never been able to get a good one from Thermaxe. They are interested only in White guys and Japaneese.

[Axiata]

Trip report:

Just got back from a session at Thermae / Ruamchit. It was excellent.

First, I went to Soi Cowboy around 7, a bit early but many customers are already drinking outside and waiting for prime time. Walked through the soi and went into Crazy House. There were about 7 patrons and 5 girls on stage. Several of the girls were fully nude which gave me my first boner of the day and got me a bit excited for the night. The mamasan was super friendly / polite and non-pushy. I got a Heineken for 170 be and tipped her 30 be. After 10 minutes, mamasan looked at me and made a finger into hole on the other hand and motion in and out -the universal sign language for bang- I smiled and said no. There were a couple of tall slim girls with perfect bodies and big fake tits. A few of them had tattoos. There was a rotation of girls every 20 minutes or so. I left to go to Thermae after 2 rotations. I would have love to fuck a couple of them but alas I only have 1 bullet and have to save it for the one.

Walked to Thermae, got there 10 min before 8. There were so many guys and girls outside waiting for it to open. It is quite an interesting scene. If people walk by, I would imagine they be puzzling what's going on. Got a drink from Ruamchit lobby and sat down to wait and look for my potential partner for the night. The bar didn't open until 8:10. I saw 1 girl who was probably in the top 5 there, almost asked her before the bar even open but decided to wait to see others. Walked in and got a drink at the bar on the left. Then proceeded to walk from the left and going clockwise. Saw a couple of hotties but when I looped around, saw a stunner on the left who is super smiley. Went to chat with her. I surprised her and she looked a bit shocked because of English, she then responded and said something which I heard 2000. I happily OK, she asked where, I pointed upstairs. Paid the 800 be for room fee and condoms to Ruamchit. I really liked her personality as she had decent English, was bubbly talkative, said she studied at university, she is 23 yo. She was beautiful, I couldn't believe my luck. The early bird gets the worm I suppose.

We got to our room and showered. Ruamchit is a nice hotel, very clean and modern, I was very happy with it. She then asked me to pay first, I gave her 2000 but she then said 3000, I guess I misheard her the first time. I happily obliged. She was very GF like. She was playful and flirty, saying she shy and kept trying to dim the lights, and how big I am. I think she really mean it too because she say it many times. And ask how come I'm so big. She knows how to flatter me LOL. Gave me a good and long bb BJ. It was fucking amazing. It was a beautiful sight. She then put on the condom which is tiny. She couldn't put it on and asked me to help her. Condom fit down like 60% of my shaft so we just continue with it. We did missionary, doggy, cowgirl, deep french kiss. While doggy I put my finger on her beautiful buthole and there was 0 resistance. I almost came but tried not to. I then put her on missionary and came when she told me: "cum into my pussy". My vision got blurry when I came, it was like I was on drugs. Man what an experience. Wish I could have recorded it. We then cleaned up. She said I can leave first. I tipped her 300 be. When leaving I saw a young white guy with a girl coming up. She was super hot as well. I was like wow, I love this place.

Thermae and Ruamchit combo is the thing to do. There were like 5 girls there that were 9 or 10 out of 10. The whole process, the quality of the girls, the nice rooms, all add up to an amazing experience. I'm definitely coming back.

Great report and always love to read one of a positive encounter on the tour. Have to ask though, are you Asian? In all the many times I have toured through Thermae I have not been able to interest the girls because of all the Asian guys that they are interested in. Nothing wrong with that at all, just saying that it has not been a happy hunting ground for this non-Asian punter!

Happy Hunting.

[Member #4733]

Thus my question to DioRetz, where in German FKK, where entry alone is 50 Euros and each 30 min is also 30 Euros, do you get such performance from the girls?

I sincerely hope you don't get it. I don't like anal, not giving nor receiving. I don't like to face fuck or anything like that. It is not very common in FKK land. What is more to the point is comparing your own experiences. I had some bad luck in Germany but not much. I had only one good experience in Thailand. And I tried a lot. Then about finances. Including drinks I spent 250 euro on my last misery in Thailand. I think each person must honestly say what they like or not and then others can make up their minds about that. Your preferences and your experiences differ very much from mine. So enjoy.

[Donnahito]

Line up of girls is on their Twitter Feed.

Prices are communicated over WeChat or Line.

I was quoted 3 k for 60 min and 3.5 k for 90 min.

Hope this helps.

Awesome, I figured something like that happened. I'll refer him to this place and make sure he RTFF.

[GreenBud]

- For the last couple of years, it seems they got rid of full nudity. Last week, observed full nudity at Twisters (the one on the first floor), and couple of other bars. Still no nudity at Billboards.

- I went into or looked at most of the non-LB bars. IMO, the best talent was at Rainbow 4 (the one on the second floor). It was packed with girls and customers.

[GreenBud]

I told the Mamasan that I like "tongue in ass" , two shots and BBBJ with CIM and / or CIF. The cost is still only 2100- for 90 min. You can cum as often as you can in the allotted time. The Mamasan pointed out the ugliest girl for my desired service, but a very cute Isan girl (named Beauty) gave me this huge smile and was eager to please me, so I chose her.

As you found out, I believe every girl has what you want on their menu. But most of the girls are on the ugly side. Beauty was decent, not ugly. On my scale, she was a 6, the only girl that was acceptable for me. But she definitely was a performer.

[Syzygies]

Final thoughts, all over the world the mongering scene is changing (worse) and Patpong is no exception. I liked The strip and Glamour, maybe I went there too early and later it is more thriving. The gay scene is increasing especially on Patpong 2, somaybe you pay a visit before nit nis really too late, I think for 1 or 2 nights Patpong has enough to offer.

Enjoy smily.

Some of us are harder to please so I also found very few of the Pat Pong bars to my liking. Not even Bada Bing nor Electric Blue. KC one of them was good. Pat Pong may no longer be as raunchy as it was 25 years ago. Of course too much surgeries these days like elsewhere.

I think the correct time to be there should be 8. 30 PM to 9. 30 PM. 2 tequilas in 15 minutes. Ha ha. Nothing strange about that. Some of them drink like fish.

Some bars serve the ladies weakened and / or sweetened tequilas so they can drink a lot more of them. Some of the Soi cowboy bars serve a different tequila to customers than what the ladies drink. Suzie Wong had real tequilas (maybe not top brand) but at least customer and lady tequila were the same. Billboard was serving girls pink sweet and milky tequilas (not a tequila at all). Some sort of rose sweet liqueur.

[AmericanThief]

I RTFF already, can you recommend a proper luxurious spa / massage for after blowing my loads with no P2P service so the girl will focus on massage and not the extra money. Near Majestic Suites.

[AocOrchid]

IFirst, I live in Holland, not too far from Amsterdam and that is close enough to Germany to go there at least once a month. If you compare the service of German FKK with Amsterdam than German FKK is really better but not always all girls. But the average surely is. If I compare the service and skills of Thai ladies to German FKK than that is just mind-blowing. It's not a difference between a Mercedes and a Volkswagon. No, nothing like it. Thai sex for me is no sex. Totally not interested. If I had to have sex in Thailand only, then I would quit the scene altogether.

Hello DioRetz,

Not sure I follow your logic with respect to the performance of the FKK girls in Germany and also Switzerland. Swiss FKK is 2-3 x more expensive and thus the top notch girls tend to work in Swiss. However, I went back to SnowWhite recently and while the room is merely adequate, it was nonetheless clean and odorless. I told the Mamasan that I like "tongue in ass" , two shots and BBBJ with CIM and / or CIF. The cost is still only 2100- for 90 min. You can cum as often as you can in the allotted time. The Mamasan pointed out the ugliest girl for my desired service, but a very cute Isan girl (named Beauty) gave me this huge smile and was eager to please me, so I chose her. Mamasan told her what I like and upstairs we went. Soapy shower and I slipped a finger into the girls anus as she rubbed my body with her soapy tits.

Next up was an oily massage, body to body but I was in a hurry to let go of my first shot. When I lifted up my ass of the bed only slightly, she immediately got the message, rubbed my gludes and fingered my anus and balls and then proceeded licking me down there and stuck her tongue inside. What a lovely few in the mirror and even better her smile and attitude while she was doing it. I obviously enjoyed watching her and she kept eye contact with me! I got up on the bed, made her kneels down, give me a blow job next. I was able to watch my actions in the mirror on the opposite wall. What a beautiful turn on. And then I face fucked her until I came in her mouth and over her face. She kept the cum in her mouth, lingered on, sucked a bit more and only then let go of my cock and used a tissue to clean up the mess in her face. She left the room to clean up and was back in about three minutes and continue the massage where we had left off.

When I turned around, she sucked my balls and cock which was still oozing some cum with no hesitation, made me hard again and let me fuck her in numerous positions. She did not mind my fingers in all her holes. I did not DATY but she would have been up for that. My second orgasm was mind blowing and I came hard while doing her doggy style.

Her attitude was fantastic, her face really cute with straight super white teeth, shorter and possibly stockier than some of you might want but I am only 165 cm, so she was perfect for me. She had natural boobs, again small but with sensitive nipples.

Thus my question to DioRetz, where in German FKK, where entry alone is 50 Euros and each 30 min is also 30 Euros, do you get such performance from the girls? In Baden or Stuttgart area the Romanian and Bulgarian girls who hang around in the FKK will surely not give such an experience.

Thank you for any tips on your FKK experience. And yes, I drove Volkswagen and Mercedes but enjoy my 5 series BMW now!

[Smily59]

I usually stay in Sukhumvit and my last visit to Patpong is years ago. So this holiday returning from Cambodia I booked an AirBNB close to Patpong just for memories.

Hmmm, I did not barfine, so maybe you want to skip this post. But nevertheless I decided to report my observations because I did not see a lot of reports of Patpong.

Reading Stickmans for example I was aware of a lot of changed, but unfortunately this is true for other monger places I know as well.

First stop Glamour Saturday night at 8:15 pm no customers nice line up but no vibe because the girls only did the shuffle, not dancing with the energy I like. I expect a lady to show some effort and interest before I would invite her for a lady drink. The Mojito they served in a longdrink glas was the best I got this night.

Next Black Pagoda, I did not like the lineup lots of tall ladies, maybe some transgender thrown in, the smaller ones lacking in the boobs department. One might be OK bodywise but had no friendly face, maybe I am spoilt for past time experiences. Also not very entertaining, lots of the ladies dancing at the windows facing the street instead of entertaining their customers.

Next Bada Bing 10 pm. Good lineup and energy on stage. When the second shift climbed the stage one lady was instructed by her mamasan how to move. We exchanged smiles, 10 seconds later she was snapped by a Korean who barfined her immediately, even before her ladydrink was served. Thats real determination! When checking bin I had to complain because the change was 100 BHT short.

King Castle III had plenty of eye candy, better than the other two (lineup there being smaller). But lack of energy and nobody sparked my interest.

Safari had no customers, after having a look at the menu I left because the drinks are definitely more pricey than in the other venues.

Club XXX, probably formerly Electric Blue. Few customers, one lady was quite entertaining while on stage. After her turn I invited her to sit with me, hmm she was a little bit chubby but had a real nice rack. Another plus, the ladies in uniform do not wear underwear. Nice touch, pun intended. Well, she really wanted to be barfined, but because of her lacking english and liking for Tequila shots (she downed 2 in approx. 15 minutes) I decided to move on.

Stickman wrote that The Strip closed because of lack of business, so I was surprised to find it open. Although there were almost no customers the ladies did not show much interest in me, instead they pointed out other ladies. When this happens I am usually a little bit annoied, so I decided to invite the cute waitress for a ladydrink. It turned out she started working in a bar 2 days ago. You guessed it, shy and little english but she was sweet and google translate is your friend. We did small talk only (no interview) she had put me in the innocent mood, especially because she told me, that she had to struggle to come to work this day and might quit work tomorrow. Nevertheless she seemed ready to leave with me, but being a nice guy (mostly) I thought she will regret this later and told her so. But I thought it might be nice to talk a little bit longer outside and asked her if she is hungry. Yes she was. No surprise these ladies are almost always hungry. She did not know how much the barfine is and we had to ask her collegue. Oh, it is written on the menu, gogo dancers 1000 BHT, staff 2000 BHT. WTF? Well, I don't think you can negotiate bfs and even if they had reduced to 1000 BHT, this would not have been an option (for just having a late dinner). I will stay 1 more day only before taking my flight back to farangland. Otherwise I might had asked for her line ID, to fix a meeting tomorrow.

Final thoughts, all over the world the mongering scene is changing (worse) and Patpong is no exception. I liked The strip and Glamour, maybe I went there too early and later it is more thriving. The gay scene is increasing especially on Patpong 2, somaybe you pay a visit before nit nis really too late, I think for 1 or 2 nights Patpong has enough to offer.

Enjoy smily.

[Syzygies]

That's exactly the right way to do it. Sometimes if you nod or motion to her she will hold up 2 fingers, asking now or wait. I'm not sure if once you have made it known that you want to buy the girl a drink if she will blow you off if she gets an offer for 2 drinks but she might. So if in your opinion she's the hottest girl in the club you might want to buy her 2 drinks otherwise your strategy of waiting is probably best.

Good advice. "The quick and the dead".

Yes if I am crazy for her already, 2 drinks would be no obstacle, but I hate it if fat mamasan comes over and tries to get involved. I don't want to buy fat mamasan a drink nor negotiate while she is hanging around. I will even ask the girl to utilise some other mamasan when a BF is paid. I had my bad experience in the past at another bar (Crazy House).

[Houston Player]

Okay I always waited for her to get off the stage although may have given her the nod while still dancing.

That's exactly the right way to do it. Sometimes if you nod or motion to her she will hold up 2 fingers, asking now or wait. I'm not sure if once you have made it known that you want to buy the girl a drink if she will blow you off if she gets an offer for 2 drinks but she might. So if in your opinion she's the hottest girl in the club you might want to buy her 2 drinks otherwise your strategy of waiting is probably best.

[Newish411]

Hey guys,

Newbie to the BKK scene. I think I've got the general nighttime itinerary down.

But any suggestions on daytime action? From what I can gather, it usually revolves around massage parlors / BJ bars / beer gardens / maybe apps.

Anything I'm missing from that list?

[Syzygies]

Nothing has changed it's always been that 2 drinks are required to get them to join you while they are dancing. Once they finish their set and are walking around or sitting only one drink is required. However be advised some ladies will ask for two drinks but you can tell her just one. Normally they'll ask one drink or two?

Okay I always waited for her to get off the stage although may have given her the nod while still dancing.

[Houston Player]

In Billboard and Butterflies I did not know that 2 lady drinks was becoming a requirement

Nothing has changed it's always been that 2 drinks are required to get them to join you while they are dancing. Once they finish their set and are walking around or sitting only one drink is required. However be advised some ladies will ask for two drinks but you can tell her just one. Normally they'll ask one drink or two?