Bangkok Reports

[Mogwai]

I would not in anyway consider a gogo gal to be 5 star and on par with a luxury hotel.

The check in and check out process is probably a lot smoother at the 5 star hotel.

[Kickoffs]

No, that's because in my 20 years here I've never seen or talked to a gal in a gogo who is good looking, sophisticated enough, or well educated enough to be considered 5 star. A 5 star hooker would be one you could take to a 5 star restaurant and she'd be able to choose the wine. See'Mon. Gogo girls are for the most part farmer's daughters. Yes, some are decent looking, but 5 star? Hardly.

This is a poor way of judging a working girl. Appearance and performance are the only factors to consider. Wasting a "star" on whether she knows what wine to pick is pretentious and unnecessary. At least here in Silicon Valley, good looking educated girls make $150 k+ and don't need to hook.

[Goatscrot]

The place is overpriced. A "young fresh coconut" is 80 baht or is it something special?

Krapow stall is good, as is the padthai, also Pit Bull BBQ does nice ribs and a good pulled pork sandwich, and beer is reasonable as well. And again, amazing eye candy.

[EihTooms]

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English is supposed to be tolerant of different ways to pronounce vowels depending where you come from. Thai is not. Vowels sounds in Thai have to be correct.

Really? I heard the reason Thai TV shows will often have Thai subtitles even though the actors are all speaking Thai is because there are so many different regional Thai dialects, some regions might have trouble understanding what the actors are saying and they need subtitles. Like a thick Cockney dialect in London.

Are the vowels not a factor from region to region in Thailand?

[Syzygies]

It should be ganja (not Ganga name is an Indian river).

Ha ha. An English guy corrected my pronunciation of it too, after he did not recognise the word at all. Seems I pronounce it in the way similar to Indian, Sri Lankan, and West Indies and European way, where English and Americans may pronounce the letter A another way (as in can). For Thai way, it becomes like "ganchar".

English is supposed to be tolerant of different ways to pronounce vowels depending where you come from. Thai is not. Vowels sounds in Thai have to be correct.

[Stykler]

Hi gents,

I am on my way to Bangkok and I am look to screw for 7 glorious days and nights. I have heard of the fishbowls, but are there any other places I should visit? Massage Places, etc.

Reading the forum would be a great start.

[Nomad19]

First time at Thermae and just wanted to see for myself. Walk down the stairs and a man will ask you to buy a drink before you can browse the girls. It was a Wednesday around 10 pm and it was quite packed. The girls are lined up around the perimeter as well as the center. The guys are in a Congo line walking clockwise. There's barely any tables or space for you to stand. It seems to me like you just make a few laps, spot a girl you like, negotiate, and then on head out.

Not sure what the prices are but a few guys told me about 3 k for ST. Hotter girls will ask for more. There were some solid 7's and 8's sprinkled in the crowd but I just wanted to check out the scene and didn't ask. Definitely worth visiting at least once IMO.

[Nounce]

I live very near there and walk through several nights a week. No, there is no action, but some ok food, cheap beer, and an amazing amount of eye candy. Lots of smoking hot white skinned Chinese and Korean tourist gals. But warning, after you see them, when you venture out to the haunts on Sukhumvit the local lasses look pretty bad.

The place is overpriced. A "young fresh coconut" is 80 baht or is it something special?

[Tomasb]

If they are, indeed, lasses in the true sense of the word.

I live very near there and walk through several nights a week. No, there is no action, but some ok food, cheap beer, and an amazing amount of eye candy. Lots of smoking hot white skinned Chinese and Korean tourist gals. But warning, after you see them, when you venture out to the haunts on Sukhumvit the local lasses look pretty bad.

[MikeTastic69]

Hi gents,

I am on my way to Bangkok and I am look to screw for 7 glorious days and nights. I have heard of the fishbowls, but are there any other places I should visit? Massage Places, etc.

[Goatscrot]

A few days ago an acquaintance told me that the small park between Soi 8 and Soi 10 on SUK has been converted into a night market but also features a live band and beer vendors. Has anyone been and noticed any action there?

I live very near there and walk through several nights a week. No, there is no action, but some ok food, cheap beer, and an amazing amount of eye candy. Lots of smoking hot white skinned Chinese and Korean tourist gals. But warning, after you see them, when you venture out to the haunts on Sukhumvit the local lasses look pretty bad.

[Tomasb]

A few days ago an acquaintance told me that the small park between Soi 8 and Soi 10 on SUK has been converted into a night market but also features a live band and beer vendors. Has anyone been and noticed any action there?

[Goatscrot]

You jest I guess, but the point of taking hookers is sex, no? Conversation, not really. Fine dining, hardly, unless to show off your trophy. Escorts are supposed to be multi-purpose. However the girls I use for conversation, are not the same girls I am paying for sex, generally. With hookers I just joke around, no serious topics.

It is true we can meet versatile girls that are pretty good at sex and conversation, and are not boring to take away on holiday for a few days as a temporary wife.

I once took my GF to the posh French restaurant in Phrom Phong, the name escapes me, because I wanted to try it. She did not specially go for the food and was not used to the rich but non spicy flavours, and no interest in wines at all. When the bill came for a few thousand Baht, she was a bit upset that I had wasted so much money that could have been better utilised. I actually thought I have been to much better value French restaurants back home. She is into good quality Japanese food now, but originally said she could not eat raw fish.

My GF is far more expert on good quality Ganga I think. When she has good quality, she is fucking horny every day. Beers help a bit but not the same. When the quality drops, she is not nearly so horny. So this is an important topic for me. Maybe I should try to see what is the effect on me.

Now I would like to find a top Spanish restaurant and mean to try some shortly. I do have a girl in mind to accompany me who is a good conversationalist, but not a hooker. We have to choose someone who is into Farang food and open to try something different. Not a Som Tam and Larp girl.

If I really want intelligent conversation I know a scientific boffin who works here in Thailand. He is so smart he does not attract many friends. Has huge knowledge on too many subjects.

I like to eat high quality food, but mainly do so when the price is very good too, or at least value for money. Back home, the Thai girl I would take to an extra good quality restaurant, is a top chef, and she won't find very ordinary food interesting or worth eating.

No, I am not joking. There are hookers and then there are hookers. The hypothesis put forward was that a 5 star hooker and a 5 star hotel should be roughly the same price in any given city. So what's 5 star when it comes to hookers? Well, to me that would be a gal who has a very good understanding of the male anatomy, has a vast number of skills and techniques and can tailor the experience to the needs of the customer, during the act can read how the customer responds and adjust accordingly, understands seduction (including how to dress with proper lingerie) and has you paining to get insider her before your clothes are even off, and can engage in conversation both in the act of seduction and when making small talk. And may I add, has new tricks each and every time you see her. Now that would be a 5 star P4 P experience.

I was actually not blown away by my first trip to BKK back in 99. The gals were all a bit meh compared to my experiences in the states, both P4 P and non-P4 P. However, what I did like was the sheer volume and the fact that I could get laid for between 12.50 and 25 USD. It was about variety and price for me. And truth be told, with the exception of some oily gals, performance over the years has still been overall, meh. That was ok when I was paying 25 USD, but at 100 and over? Nah.

[SexIsLove]

You jest I guess, but the point of taking hookers is sex, no? Conversation, not really. Fine dining, hardly, unless to show off your trophy. Escorts are supposed to be multi-purpose. However the girls I use for conversation, are not the same girls I am paying for sex, generally. With hookers I just joke around, no serious topics.

It is true we can meet versatile girls that are pretty good at sex and conversation, and are not boring to take away on holiday for a few days as a temporary wife.

I once took my GF to the posh French restaurant in Phrom Phong, the name escapes me, because I wanted to try it. She did not specially go for the food and was not used to the rich but non spicy flavours, and no interest in wines at all. When the bill came for a few thousand Baht, she was a bit upset that I had wasted so much money that could have been better utilised. I actually thought I have been to much better value French restaurants back home. She is into good quality Japanese food now, but originally said she could not eat raw fish.

My GF is far more expert on good quality Ganga I think. When she has good quality, she is fucking horny every day. Beers help a bit but not the same. When the quality drops, she is not nearly so horny. So this is an important topic for me. Maybe I should try to see what is the effect on me.

Now I would like to find a top Spanish restaurant and mean to try some shortly. I do have a girl in mind to accompany me who is a good conversationalist, but not a hooker. We have to choose someone who is into Farang food and open to try something different. Not a Som Tam and Larp girl.

If I really want intelligent conversation I know a scientific boffin who works here in Thailand. He is so smart he does not attract many friends. Has huge knowledge on too many subjects.

I like to eat high quality food, but mainly do so when the price is very good too, or at least value for money. Back home, the Thai girl I would take to an extra good quality restaurant, is a top chef, and she won't find very ordinary food interesting or worth eating.

It should be ganja (not Ganga name is an Indian river). BTW is this okay legal to have in Bkk bcoz I have no clue just curious. I come from a place where it is legal so not really pining for it as such.

Over the years I have taken many girls to good restaurants like Landmark, terminal 21, Sofitel, etc. These have mainly been pickups from either Thermae or the nightclubs. I have eaten out with a few go go pickups but do not recall ever in a fancy place.

I now have a handful of girls on my list that I can call to give me company for meals & just hanging around, all of them expect to be rewarded in different ways except for a late 20's office cutie and an older early forties teacher, the former will usually end up in bed after wining & dining, but the latter is usually a miss.

[Syzygies]

A 5 star hooker would be one you could take to a 5 star restaurant and she'd be able to choose the wine.

You jest I guess, but the point of taking hookers is sex, no? Conversation, not really. Fine dining, hardly, unless to show off your trophy. Escorts are supposed to be multi-purpose. However the girls I use for conversation, are not the same girls I am paying for sex, generally. With hookers I just joke around, no serious topics.

It is true we can meet versatile girls that are pretty good at sex and conversation, and are not boring to take away on holiday for a few days as a temporary wife.

I once took my GF to the posh French restaurant in Phrom Phong, the name escapes me, because I wanted to try it. She did not specially go for the food and was not used to the rich but non spicy flavours, and no interest in wines at all. When the bill came for a few thousand Baht, she was a bit upset that I had wasted so much money that could have been better utilised. I actually thought I have been to much better value French restaurants back home. She is into good quality Japanese food now, but originally said she could not eat raw fish.

My GF is far more expert on good quality Ganga I think. When she has good quality, she is fucking horny every day. Beers help a bit but not the same. When the quality drops, she is not nearly so horny. So this is an important topic for me. Maybe I should try to see what is the effect on me.

Now I would like to find a top Spanish restaurant and mean to try some shortly. I do have a girl in mind to accompany me who is a good conversationalist, but not a hooker. We have to choose someone who is into Farang food and open to try something different. Not a Som Tam and Larp girl.

If I really want intelligent conversation I know a scientific boffin who works here in Thailand. He is so smart he does not attract many friends. Has huge knowledge on too many subjects.

I like to eat high quality food, but mainly do so when the price is very good too, or at least value for money. Back home, the Thai girl I would take to an extra good quality restaurant, is a top chef, and she won't find very ordinary food interesting or worth eating.