Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

"I have small cock-Ah, you have big cock-Ah. We love fuck Thai women".

What is your point, actually? I can't quite guess. Japanese were friendly back then? I think they still are. I had some Japanese monger buddies. One Japanese friend explained me he drinks a lot first to deaden the dick feeling a bit, otherwise he would pop far too fast with the girl. I then explain to him, I am the reverse, so never drink before sex, fearing never to be able to cum. So yeh we have our differences.

He claimed his dick was not that small, however I did not give a shit really whether was bigger than average or not, and I was not asking. Irrelevant to me. All I know is that many many Thai girls in the modern day prefer smaller (but not all).

I always found Jap porn to be amusingly strange. The dick stroke had to be smaller to avoid it falling out. Ha ha. They clearly could not find extra large cock dudes for the porn movie as they do for western porn.

[Syzygies]

So I said I'm not paying extra for that.
And she was surprised the girl tricked me.

But said you still owe the extra 50.

But I complained a lot and haven't been back since.

I can't imagine that place will ever side with the guy.

I think you are in the wrong thread here. However yes they charge 50 Euros extra for CIM, and that does not include swallowing. You tricked yourself really. The girl knows very well she will get 50 without swallowing.

Maybe another 50 and she might agree. Yes CIM is hardly worth 50. To me, swallow or not is totally immaterial. Its just Psychology or brain washing in your head. You feel nothing physically.

Take your CIM here in Thailand for no extra charge at a PSE or BJ shop, from a non stunning girl, and offer her a tip to swallow. Won't cost you an arm and a leg.

[CzarNicholas]

I think someone (the Hitch?) once said when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace prize that that was the end of irony.

A great friend I never had the pleasure of meeting!

[CzarNicholas]

Girls who do BBFS often do not desire CIP, and want to pull the dick out. Same for girls doing BBBJ who don't want CIM.

Yes experienced hookers can know when you will pop. Even I would pull out, one of my regulars used to pull it out just before I did, until she trusted me to do so myself.

CIP was allowed sometimes depending if her period was recent (I. E. When pregnancy extremely unlikely)..

I hate that fucking shithole in darmstadt.

I take a very cute blonde GND gypsy.

And if you do CIM its 50 E extra.

That does nothing for me, so I forego it.

So I'm fucking her.

And when I know I'm about 2 finish she keeps saying I want you 2 CIM in my mouth.

Many of them say that because they want an extra 50.

I said no a few times, but she kept begging.

And finally said I will only if you swallow every drop.

She gleefully says yes yes yes.

So I blast her mouth and she spits it on the fucking floor.

I was very pissed.

So I said I'm not paying extra for that.

I figured I would have 2.

But I knew the fat pig at the front desk.

So I went 2 complain 2 her.

And she was surprised the girl tricked me.

But said you still owe the extra 50.

But I complained a lot and haven't been back since.

I can't imagine that place will ever side with the guy.

[Syzygies]

Well what happens, about 1 second or less before I pop (I never announce it).
They will pull forward pulling me out of them. Ruining my pop.
I'm guessing I get much harder when I'm about 2 pop?

Girls who do BBFS often do not desire CIP, and want to pull the dick out. Same for girls doing BBBJ who don't want CIM.

Yes experienced hookers can know when you will pop. Even I would pull out, one of my regulars used to pull it out just before I did, until she trusted me to do so myself.

CIP was allowed sometimes depending if her period was recent (I. E. When pregnancy extremely unlikely).

The signs:

1. Yes my dick may suddenly get harder but that is likely much more than 1 second before the pop.

2. Just before the pop, the hanging balls suddenly shrink or contract automatically and so elevate by some muscular movement. The girls can detect this pre-cum spasm.

My regular said yes she always knows exactly when I am about to pop. There maybe other tell tale signs. I am not the girl expert.

[CzarNicholas]

A while back, I was chatting with a friend and his girlfriend and he was annoyed with his girlfriend at the time because she would stop / change positions just as he was about to pop. It turns out that as he was about to come in doggy, his rhythm changed enough that the girl friend thought something is wrong and it's better to go into another position cause this isn't working for you.

I'm pretty damn sure the 2 in Tijuana were deliberate attempts to dodge my creampie.

But here in ac the other day, what you're saying sounds like it may have been the case?

[Indy Hundred]

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They have figured out my timing and when I'm going to pop.

And I like to finish in them k9 style (one in Tijuana rolled sideways when I was on top of her missionary, I was shocked).

Well what happens, about 1 second or less before I pop (I never announce it).

They will pull forward pulling me out of them.

Ruining my pop.

I'm guessing I get much harder when I'm about 2 pop?

And they can feel me get harder and pull away (I aim for 18 yo with no babies so they are tighter than most), I have seen this 4 x in the last several months.

And have never seen this in my life before.

A while back, I was chatting with a friend and his girlfriend and he was annoyed with his girlfriend at the time because she would stop / change positions just as he was about to pop. It turns out that as he was about to come in doggy, his rhythm changed enough that the girl friend thought something is wrong and it's better to go into another position cause this isn't working for you.

[Bubba Boy]

I just got back to Bangkok after 4 weeks in Hong Kong. First thing I notice is the heat is here, The rain is yet to hit but fuck it is hot, doesn't let up even during the night.

I had been chatting to my current favourite and she came over shortly after arriving back. However she neglected to tell me she was on her period. On her suggestion we tried fucking in the shower, but it just didn't work for me. Looked like I had killed an animal in the shower, not that appealing, so aborted it and decided I would do a Gogo run.

I probably only do a Gogo run once a month or so now that I am based here. I like repeats and have built up a few regulars. It is not so much saving the cost of a bar fine but the service is just so much better for regulars and they obviously let you do way more weird shit than someone that they have just met. Once you have built up trust with a regular and they know you are not an asshole that is going to post their line photos all over the internet. They will let you do anything. Anyway.

I walk the 2 minutes to Cowboy, a place I never really go to as it is primarily for tourists walking through to see the spectacle and the decent bars are slowly declining or being taken over by the Arab which are to be avoided at all costs. Yes Baccara is a top club but it is focused to the Japanese market with little appeal to white Europeans like myself (Despite my handle I am not from the US). Unless you like the "manga" look you will struggle to find anything appealing there, I have been a few times and have not taken any of the "aliens" out of the place.

Despite basically writing off cowboy as a tourist shit show I wanted to check out Kazy Kozy, newish bar just opposite Baccara. Before entering I am asked to pay for a drink. I politely say you guys are just opened, it is the off season and a holiday week with no one around and discretely show them about 10 k baht folded just inside my pocket. Can I just stick my head in to see if anyone is actually in there? They still say no.

I weigh up the probabilities of deciding if it will be worth it in my head and decide it is better to head straight to Nana. In that 8. 30 pm to 9. 30 pm window, time is a valuable commodity and I decided against the possibility of wasting 15 minutes at Kazy Kozy. After 9. 30 at Nana it is slim pickings.

I hit the BTS and am at Nana in 15 minutes. I enter NEP, see 2 farang couples turning right and heading up so catch up to them and tag on very close, close enough so that the serial pests at NEP aka ladyboys don't grab at me giving me a hassle free run to the top which is nice for a change.

I head into Butterflies and although there were a few cuties nothing really stood out. There was one very cute almost innocent looking girl there. Her face was stunning and very secretary like, I was just about to call her over when she turned around to reveal her back. She had Japanese tattoos (coy fish I think) on both butt cheeks and covering her entire back. I put 250 into the cheque bin and headed over to Billboard. It was probably around 9. 30 at this stage and most of the hotties were still there but in the process of being groped and ultimately bar fined. I ended up grabbing one of the girls I was eyeing as she was thrown back by some huge dude with a very comical toupee.

Back at my place she revealed a blemish free 22 year old body, no kids and really nice medium size natural titties. Her body was exceptional which I didn't expect as the light at Billboard is very flattering and it usually goes the other way. After a nice session, actually above average session really with some nice ass action on her - (toy not dick at this stage) she started to tell me about her life. Unprompted (I never ask for the life story as it is usually depressing). To start things off she grabs her first of maybe 3 beers, of which she shares with me several times over the 45 minute one way conversation. Turns out she has a girlfriend but she thinks it is a passing thing and ultimately likes guys. She also told me how she just got back from a weekend with a farang. She was really excited about the fact that she didn't even have sex with him the whole time. She says she is very good at avoiding sex with punters she doesn't like, WTF? She even went into great detail of the "best of the best" bar girl ways of avoiding sex. Her favourite is to agree to long term with a very drunk guy and then getting up at 6 am and asking for payment. Without having sex at all. If the guy complains she says "hey I am here, not my fault you were too drunk, give me my money". Makes logistical sense I guess.

All up damage was about 1500 baht drinks and bar fine and 3000 to her. She stayed about 90 minutes and was off. I was happy.

WIR? . I grabbed her line and will probably have her over a couple of times before she inevitably starts to play her "avoid having sex" games on me or so other bullshit. I live in hope of fucking her ass though.

[Nyezhov]

20 years ago there were far fewer options for hanging out in Bangkok. For the Western expat dude there were GoGos, British pubs, discos, beer bars, and restaurant bars. No craft beer bars, no cocktail bars, no real upscale restaurant scene save a few places in hotels and a very few independent places like L'Opera and LE Banyan.

GoGos had cheap beer, many decent music, and of course girls. It's where guys went after work, for a night out, to hangout with their friends. You'd meet high paid CEOs and low paid English teachers all in the same bar, some hanging out together. It was fun, everyone could afford it, kind of like the entire "pub" concept but with Asian p4 p gals. Yes, there were tourists but most were like minded and the regular frequent visitor seemed to be almost as excited about seeing friends in Bkk as he did banging chicks.

You often had groups or different groups of guys you'd hang out with on different nights. Friday was always a bif night. We'd meet up at Woodstock in Nana Plaza for a few, head to Warbler for Santos's excellent Indian buffet, then it was off to run the bars. And then after much drinking and carousing if you didn't pull, it'd be off to Nana Disco or Thermae. This was every Friday for quite a few years..

Ya just made me cry. I'm not young anymore.

As soon as I get back this fall, I'm going to Thermae and taking 3 with me. That will allow me 2 minutes per girl.

[Paolo99]

He said they were having a problem last few weeks, with pickpockets targeting Korean mongers.

I think really? Why don't they target me? I'm dressed well. I have an expensive phone and 20000 pesos in my pocket?

Mongering 101 #1 tip.

Don't do things to make yourself designated an easy mark.

Be the hunter not the hunted.

You said that arrogance is to mask some inferiority? You shouldn't be over confident, being the target of pickpockets can happen to anyone anywhere, even when you don't wear expensive stuffs.

It happened to me once in Pattaya a few years ago. On WS around 4 o'clock in the morning, by the young boys that come and get glued to your trousers.

Back then I didn't realize they were pickpockets, I just thought they were begging aggressively, I pushed him away but he still managed to take a 500 baht bill from my trousers pocket. I realized it only once I get back home.

[Penguin69]

What a joke. That was the icing on the cake since Obama had been in office less than a year at the time, but that award had lost all credibility years prior anyway. Al Gore won it in 2007 for Christ Sakes. I'm not sure which one is less respected these days, the Nobel Peace Prize recipients or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.

I think someone (the Hitch?) once said when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace prize that that was the end of irony.

[Bouvis]

How were gogo bars socially different in the good old days?

An example of socially different then V now.

Drinking Kloster beer with your new Japanese best friend as you both ogled those dark skinned Isan girls bumping and swaying on stage. Your new wasted Japanese friend hugs you and tells you with tears of joy running down his face "I have small cock-Ah, you have big cock-Ah. We love fuck Thai women".

[Mogwai]

Maybe I will, but if I marry her I would have to marry currently about 10 others too.

Then maybe you should move to some African or Islamic country where they allow polygamy.

[Bouvis]

I feel fortunate to have been here then and seen the end of that era. It was just fun and I miss it.

I caught up with my wingman recently. We reminisced about our times getting fully involved in The Thai mongering scene. Hell we didn't hold back during our tours in the jungle. We recalled a conversation that we had in 1994 in a bar in Patpong "Wow, aren't we lucky we have arrived here just in time to see and experience this".

Yes. I could not agree with you more Goatscrot. Fortunate. Good times, damn good times. Times we will share no more.

[CzarNicholas]

It happened 2 me 2 times in Tijuana 2018.

It happened 1 x in BKK 2019.

Now it happened 1 x in AC.

It really ruins my day.

Its a strong deterrent against doing repeats.

It happens with WGs way above avg.

And on my 2nd or 3rd session.

They have figured out my timing and when I'm going to pop.

And I like to finish in them k9 style (one in Tijuana rolled sideways when I was on top of her missionary, I was shocked).

Well what happens, about 1 second or less before I pop (I never announce it).

They will pull forward pulling me out of them.

Ruining my pop.

I'm guessing I get much harder when I'm about 2 pop?

And they can feel me get harder and pull away (I aim for 18 yo with no babies so they are tighter than most), I have seen this 4 x in the last several months.

And have never seen this in my life before.

It has never happened on a 1st session.

Anyone know what's going on with this?

My only response is to delete her #.

Something tells me, they are not smart enough 2 cum up with this.

Stunt independently, maybe the idea is spreading by word of mouth.

Amongst the hottest WGs?