Bangkok Reports

[Smoothy]

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

I don't worry about it in Asia. I've mentioned before on this forum that the girls often comment about my penis being small. "Why you have dick small same like Asian man?" That's why they have never complained about it being too big. It's an advantage with the hard core professionals, but a disadvantage with some of the non pro Asians. It's definitely a disadvantage in the USA.

[Goferring]

To keep things in context I said the best in Nana. I think I mentioned to you that you will not like BKK gogo bars. I guess I was right on that front.

I assume you'll be going to Cowboy tomorrow. I hate Crazy House with a passion but you may want to check it out since BKK guys rave about it. If you do find a girl to buy a drink for watch your bar tab and make sure she only orders one drink at a time.

Again thanks for your unbiased reviews from an experienced monger who hasn't been to Thailand in years.

Actually I had a good time because I wasnt after a huge night. I could see a few too many drinks leading to padded drink orders, tabs and false promises from the girls if one wasnt careful. I did see several instances of literally trays of LDs magically arriving at guys' tables. Whether they were ordered or not, I don't know but I could imagine some pretty sever cases of sticker shock at the nights end.

[Jimmy Jimms]

Proof that beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder and changes night to night: last night I found the NEP bars to be pretty much the reverse of what you described. I think my strong preference for personality and performance over straight beauty alone had a lot to do with my ratings vs others'. Thanks for your reviews and PM suggestions.

Bar by bar:

Rainbow 4. Standing room only Chinese sausage fest. All the booths were full of punters but only one girl for each 4 guy booth. Very attractive girls onstage but barely moving dancing, lots of surgery, no eye contact, no floor walkers chatting up punters. No atmosphere with girls essentially immobile on stage and guys staring off, ogling them.

Twister. Many 5 and 6's, BBWs to the left stage dancing and topless, lookers to the right just standing there, lots of eye contact from the dancers.

Butterfly. Many rough heads on ok bodies, a few very attractive girls scattered amongst the crowd, shots delivered by the tray..

Rainbow 4 is not a sausage fest. LOL. It's Japanese Chimpo fest.

[Banana Boi]

To keep things in context I said the best in Nana. I think I mentioned to you that you will not like BKK gogo bars. I guess I was right on that front.

I assume you'll be going to Cowboy tomorrow. I hate Crazy House with a passion but you may want to check it out since BKK guys rave about it. If you do find a girl to buy a drink for watch your bar tab and make sure she only orders one drink at a time.

Again thanks for your unbiased reviews from an experienced monger who hasn't been to Thailand in years.

[Goferring]

Well at least we agree on something. I think the Rainbow bars are the best gogo bars in Nana / cowboy. When was your last visit to the Rainbow bar (Rainbow 2 I believe) on the ground floor?

Baccara good too but hate how the girls stand in the same place set after set and they don't rotate. Wouldn't be so bad if seats weren't more difficult to find than a Super Bowl ticket.

I personally don't enjoy Billboard. Don't find them young and cute like I prefer.

You don't like Twisters or KC2?

Proof that beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder and changes night to night: last night I found the NEP bars to be pretty much the reverse of what you described. I think my strong preference for personality and performance over straight beauty alone had a lot to do with my ratings vs others'. Thanks for your reviews and PM suggestions.

Bar by bar:

Rainbow 4. Standing room only Chinese sausage fest. All the booths were full of punters but only one girl for each 4 guy booth. Very attractive girls onstage but barely moving dancing, lots of surgery, no eye contact, no floor walkers chatting up punters. No atmosphere with girls essentially immobile on stage and guys staring off, ogling them.

Twister. Many 5 and 6's, BBWs to the left stage dancing and topless, lookers to the right just standing there, lots of eye contact from the dancers.

Butterfly. Many rough heads on ok bodies, a few very attractive girls scattered amongst the crowd, shots delivered by the tray.

Geisha. Heads barely ok at best, lots of baby damage.

Billboard. The girls were again segregated, tall lookers barely mobile on the revolving stage and older roughies in the water bath topless and actually dancing, good party atmosphere, girls making eye contact and walking the floor, greeting guests.

I noticed that all bars were predominantly delivering LDs as shots so pay your money and bam, it was gone.

[Bouvis]

Bangkok Golden Escorts with the one and only Bell..

Thank you for the updates.

I'm glad to hear you enjoyed.

Yeah, she is not perfect but pretty much close to it. The bolt ONS are really the only downer IMO.

[Catire]

So much for those racist (or more likely jealous) guys on here who always make fun of Asians with their 333 comments.

I've had a Thermae girl laugh out loud at that characterization and confirm it, even though her clients are exclusively Asian. (and she's afraid of "big" schlongs, though she takes particular pleasure in ridiculing the size (or lack thereof) of her first Thai boyfriend.

But you're right, physiologically speaking, the first 3 inches is where most of the vaginal nerve endings are. Anything beyond that and I think it becomes a mental thing (aphrodisiac or block).

[SpeedBird009]

Gentlemen,

Been mongering for awhile but believe it or not, first time to Thailand. Just wanted to give my reports from the past 4-5 days based on information I gleaned from this board's wisdom.

Day 1.

My flight landed at 2 am so by the time I got to my hotel it was nearly 3 am so I crashed. Woke up early due to jetlag and did some research, ate some food and got some general affairs in order. FWIW, I stayed on Soi 15 based on hotel elite status (that should give it away right there).

Around noon, I took the BTS from Asok to Phrom Phong. Destination: Dokidoki as I wanted to try some nuru and there was a Japanese restaurant right next door I was itching to try. Good food BTW and some cute waitresses LOL.

Stopped in, there were 3 girls available and I picked Happy. Looked just like her pictures from what mama showed me and she led me upstairs and we undressed. Natural boobs, a little bit of a pooch and baby damage but her face was so freaking cute. Experience was similar to any soapy place I've been to in Australia, HK and S Korea. The nuru was pretty fun though, she was sliding over every part of my body with every part of her body. We almost fell off the bed a couple times and we laughed and just generally had a good time. After the nuru, on went the rubber and she gave an average CBJ and then we went thru all the positions. With the nuru gel and her own juices making everything slippery, I popped in mish and she cleaned me up with a good scrub and shower. Since we had some time left, she offered a massage which was nothing to write home about.

Damage: 3000 thb...

Hi mate,

Sorry to bother you. But after reading your review on her it might be my g / f, Somebody who should have left the scene a year ago but the description of her is so scarcely close. The size, body, name is the same, age. Mate, can you remember if she had any tattoo's? And the locations or could you tell me what her hair was like? (few very easy tells) or what was her skin like on her face. Or can we private message.

I think tattoos will be telltale.

Obviously praying it's not her but if it is you could save me a fortune LOL.

[Sam Sanuk]

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

...studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego.

RL.

I'll vouch for this! In my "prime" years, I probably exceeded the average size in length and girth. No so any more In fact, I've often just finger fucked a gal after I got my one shot off. Just feel around the first few inches on the top of the vagina and you will find a comparatively rough patch of tissue. This is what is often referred to as the "G Spot". In and out and around on this area is almost sure to arouse and result in a climax, unless the partner is frigid. LOL.

As to size, I had a girl friend who had been around the block a few times before I knew her. She was of the opinion that "size doesn't matter. It's what you do and how you do with what you have".

SS.

[Banana Boi]

Although studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego

So much for those racist (or more likely jealous) guys on here who always make fun of Asians with their 333 comments.

Imo a girl who doesn't find you attractive but still wants your money will find many excuses to get out of providing good service for you. If you have a big dick she just found her first excuse she will try if she doesn't like you. Could be she is stroking your ego too.

The elasticity of a vagina is not to be underestimated. I'm sure if she liked a guy with a big dick or the guy was hot the girl would find a way for your Anaconda to fit and act like she enjoys it.

[Robert Long]

So are you saying I have a tiny dick?

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

This is from google. Not nationality based just average.

I've never had a lady complain either. But I have in many cases hit bottom and they all like that. Although studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego.

RL.

[Smoothy]

Maybe they were telling the truth. Maybe you are average sized or below

So are you saying I have a tiny dick?

[Jimmy Jimms]

Me-thinkS DicK scared is a girls nice way of saying I don't like you.

[Tsfh14]

Gentlemen,

Been mongering for awhile but believe it or not, first time to Thailand. Just wanted to give my reports from the past 4-5 days based on information I gleaned from this board's wisdom.

Day 1.

My flight landed at 2 am so by the time I got to my hotel it was nearly 3 am so I crashed. Woke up early due to jetlag and did some research, ate some food and got some general affairs in order. FWIW, I stayed on Soi 15 based on hotel elite status (that should give it away right there).

Around noon, I took the BTS from Asok to Phrom Phong. Destination: Dokidoki as I wanted to try some nuru and there was a Japanese restaurant right next door I was itching to try. Good food BTW and some cute waitresses LOL.

Stopped in, there were 3 girls available and I picked Happy. Looked just like her pictures from what mama showed me and she led me upstairs and we undressed. Natural boobs, a little bit of a pooch and baby damage but her face was so freaking cute. Experience was similar to any soapy place I've been to in Australia, HK and S Korea. The nuru was pretty fun though, she was sliding over every part of my body with every part of her body. We almost fell off the bed a couple times and we laughed and just generally had a good time. After the nuru, on went the rubber and she gave an average CBJ and then we went thru all the positions. With the nuru gel and her own juices making everything slippery, I popped in mish and she cleaned me up with a good scrub and shower. Since we had some time left, she offered a massage which was nothing to write home about.

Damage: 3000 thb.

Face: 9/10.

Body: 6/10.

Attitude: 8/10.

Performance: 7/10.

WIR?: only if I was itching for a nuru soapy; very specific.

But not a bad way to pop my BKK cherry!

Due to jet lag, I took a nap after. I had an appointment set up through email (painless and easy!) with Bangkok Golden Escorts with the one and only Bell. I'd say her pics are accurate though she's a little tanner than the pics.

She was right on time, but I overslept and was woken up by the front desk calling me to come get her. Oops. I ran down to the lobby and saw a beautiful girl sitting waiting for me. I apologized for being a few minutes late and she took it all in stride and was very easy going about it. She speaks English very well (learned from watching Sex in the City and Gossip Girl LOL) and has a chill and friendly personality. We showered, joked around and then got down to business. She's been reviewed a million times so I won't' belabor it but: BBBJ, all positions covered, anal, COB, COF, CIM she does it all. Pretty sure she's down for GFE / DFK but honestly, I give 0 fucks about that. After going thru BBBJ, CFS, anal I finished with CIM. Very nice PSE with her begging for me to plow her in the butt hard and fast.

After some resting, we kept chatting and she wanted to go for round 2 but I was still feeling groggy from the jet lag so I actually cut our time short--I had some drink coupons from my hotel so we went down and had some drinks and she was on her way after our time was up.

Damage: 6000 thb for 2 hrs. Steep but may well be worth it.

Face: 8/10.

Body: 9/10 (has some fake tits, I prefer natural but this is personal preference. I do regret not doing Russian now).

Attitude: 10/10.

Performance: 10/10.

WIR: absolutely.

I then hit up Ktown plaza for some korean food for dinner and then passed out. I had grand aspirations to try NEP, Soi cowboy or Thermae but would have to postpone those 1 day.

Day 2.

Woke up feeling significantly more refreshed; unfortunately, had to do some work for the better part of the morning and early afternoon. Ate some Thai food and wandered down to Nana to check out the area around 3 pm. Also grabbed some tadalafil on the way--so cheap in Thailand compared to America! I don't even need it, but it was so cheap I felt like I had to. Might come in handy for me 30 years down the road. Didn't really like the vibe or gestalt too much so I went home and showered. I decided to try Thermae since I was literally right next to it. I was prepared for a horde of Asian men but I was still stunned when I walked in. Bought a beer from the papasan and proceeded to do my walk around the area. Did a few laps, smiling and waving at girls that caught my eye. Eventually, I approached one small spinner in a cute dress who had smiled at me every lap I took. Said her name was Ice and she was 23. Has a day job and has only been freelancing at Thermae fairly recently. She had pretty limited English but we communicated well enough w / my terrible Thai and lots of hand signals. Agreed on the standard fare of 2500 thb and we were off.

Ice was a little shy but some of it probably had to do with being relatively new to the game and communication barrier. We showered where she soaped me up and proceeded to the bed. She was maybe 5'1-5'2" with adorable be cups. Slim hips, nice plump ass and just the cutest smile, mannerisms and big brown eyes. The kinda girl I might've actually pursued if I saw her in a different setting. CBJ, CFS in all the positions and finally popped in mish. Not sure if BBBJ was on the menu but wasn't going to press the matter with her. After the deed, she threw herself on me and collapsed and seemed to "sleep. " I let her stay there for 15 min but finally I had to kick the cutie out. Gave her the money, final hug and an adorable kob kun kaaa and she was on her way.

Damage: 2500.

Face: 10/10.

Body: 8/10 (boobs a little too small, but natural).

Attitude: 7/10 (a little shy? Mechanical? Bit of both?

Performance: 8/10--vocal, above avg CBJ and responsive.

WIR: if I see her again in Thermae, yesyesyes.

Day 3.

My 3rd day in BKK was actually omw back from a different SE Asia country; arrived at DMK in the late evening. Showered, and decided to try Soi Cowboy around 9 pm and admittedly, my least researched monger area. Got a beer at a place next to the Wild west gun place and people watched. Still lots of Asians everywhere, but seemed to be more diversity overall with Indians and white people. Funnily enough, there was an older white gentleman and a young Asian guy at a table talking to each other--I like to think the old wise experienced guy was showing the newbie the ropes of the game.

I made a few laps dodging the girls grabbing your arm and pinching your nipples. I wasn't quite sure where I wanted to go, but one of the gogo bars closer to the Western end of the street (towards Terminal 21) seemed to have the hottest girls standing outside in white bikinis. Stopped by a place where a ping pong show (was going on but I lost interest after 5 minutes. However, I was passing by Baccara and just on a random whim seeing one smokin hot girl come out, I decided to pop in there first. Got my entrance fee beer and went in and would you know it, there were even more Asians than Thermae! I fought my way around the stage where a bunch of girls w / #s were dancing (aka bobbing lazily to the music). After watching them bop around awhile, a mamasan approached me and asked who I liked. I appreciated that she had prices listed on a card explicitly so there was no room for negotiation or being ripped off. I said I'd like to see more of the talent there so I went upstairs which I think are the smoking floors. Although I hate smoke, it was less crowded and the girls were dancing topless. I bought a few more drinks for myself and watched several rotations of girls come and go and finally motioned to one spinner-type girl over. I had been talking to the girl closest to me and she was just a delightful gal with a super fun personality, amazing tits and smile and spoke very good English. But alas, I had my target.

She came over and we introduced ourselves; name was New (yes really). Or maybe Nuht. Idk. Her English was fairly limited but I figured out she was a student in school, 21 why / o studying in the media industry. She works 3 nights / wk so it may be hard to catch her there. Bought her 3 rounds of ladydrinks and 3 more rounds for me after which I asked if she'd come back for ST. After exclaiming "of course!" she went off to change and I to pay the barfine.

She said she was 155 cm so a tiny spinner with Cs. Claimed they were natural, but they were almost too perfect and felt a little firm so I had my suspicions. Regardless, very well proportioned, cute face and flirty. We showered after getting back to my room and proceeded with CBJ, CFS in all the positions. This is where I noticed a slight odor unfortunately--it wasn't too bad but it was still noticeable. Unfortunate given it was a pretty great experience overall. With her being very responsive, eager and vocal. At one point, I thought she'd have the hotel staff or neighbors knocking on our door. After I finished in mish, we cleaned up and she asked for some cab fare. This was negative mark #2. Otherwise, sweet girl but I have a feeling she knew what to do and say and how to act to maximize her gains. Can't fault her for that I suppose.

Damage: 600 bht barfine, 1 k thb drinks (me + her, my fault for drinking so much LOL), 3000 thb ST.

Total: 4600 thb.

Face: 8/10.

Body: 9/10.

Attitude: 8/10.

Performance: 7/10.

WIR: probably not, due to odor.

Overall, been a pretty fun trip so far and I still have several days throughout Thailand still left. The only negative for me has been a relative lack of BBBJ. Perhaps I drew an unlucky one at Soi Cowboy?

Cheers.

[Goferring]

Maybe they were telling the truth. Maybe you are average sized or below, which is actually a huge advantage. So you never heard "anaconda", and that word is the same in every language that I have heard, whether English, Thai, Romanian, German, etc. Heard many times in Thailand. Maybe you did hear that, since is not the same as "too big". Meet so many "dick scared" Girls too, and that includes Farang hookers as well. Typically the dick scared girls are concentrating on Getting Korean and Japanese customers, so they are more used to smaller..

When guys show me a dick the size of a newborn, I'll believe the girls' complaints. LOL.

I think complaints, real or manufactured, can come from comfort levels. I once took a girl who was like fucking a table with a hole drilled in it: uncomfortably tight, dry and motionless. I later tried digital and it was one, two then more fingers and before I knew it I was wrist deep and she was bouncing off the walls. Give her a dick though and she was a statue. Well my dick anyway. 😁.

Enjoy. G.