Bangkok Reports

[Siamsin]

Day 12.

With my confidence reaching new highs and endurance levels comparable to Olympians (physique not so much), I started out my day by heading to a nearby BJ bar in Thong Lor called Bunny massage. Wanted to kill 2 birds with 1 stone so a happy ending massage after breaky was ideal. The lineup was minimal, 4 girls present at that hour. Girls were average at best, but young Nene boasting what looked like a nice set of see's was most appealing. Price was 900 for 50 minutes BJ package. Headed upstairs to the room, had a quick wash down, and lay down for Nene's performance. Started off with a light 10 minute massage which was okay, but I hastily turned over for the real massage. She began quite enthusiastically, showing off her varied BBBJ skills expecting me to be a regular 10 minute popper, but little did she know that she was up against a well practiced near 3 week long marathon fucking machine. 20 minutes in, watching her head bob up and down and further stimulus was required. Some topless titty eye candy was in order. So I casually asked her to remove her top, so I could see her set of 'see's. She said she couldn't because I didn't discuss it with the mamasan. So I said fuck the mamasan, I'll give her a tip to see the tits. She agreed and began removing her top. Whips off the bra and fuck sakes, a set of tiny 32 A's hidden behind a thickly padded see cup bra. The fucking con artist just looked at me and smiled shyly. That's just fucked up. I hope she knew the meaning of open locked jaw because I wasn't going to let that slide. I mean the only reason I chose her were because of her tits, and now there weren't any. So I grabbed some finger tips full, just to say well, and let her proceed with her task at hand. Her skills were pretty good, she used mostly her mouth, very sloppy and pleasurable, but she lacked experience, she lacked the knowledge of how to become one with the cock, she had no sense of what the beating and throbbing meant, she couldn't read between the veins. Every time I got close to spilling, she'd stop for a break or go down to lick my balls again. She ended up blowing me for a further 40 minutes, going way over the time constrain. So to finally put her out of her misery, I gave her some simple advice which included using both her hands and all her saliva to jerk me off, while blowing me at the same time. It was a lesson she will remember forever, as within 5 minutes I fired off in her mouth with her lips sucking off every drop. Was a fantastic CIM. Nene was great, I prefer BJ's with no hands, but only if deep throating is a possibility. After she spat out and brushed her teeth, she told me that she doesn't usually take a CIM but she wanted to make me happy because I took so long to cum. Wise words by a smart girl, as she received a 200 thb tip and I fucked off to do some shopping.

After my afternoon shopping spree at Emquartier, I headed to the BTS to get back home. At the platform, I saw an absolute stunner of a girl standing alone waiting for the train. I know this to be a regular occurrence in Bkk so didn't think much of it, until we both got off at Thong Lor. As I mentioned earlier, my confidence levels were so high after all the ordinary girls and freelancers I fucked, dates I went on and bedding my Holly's coffee girl who was 1 of the hottest woman I had seen in Bkk, that no approachable woman was out of my range. So I went up to her, tapped her on the shoulder and said Hi. She stopped, smiled and looked at me as I popped my phone in front of her face. I had translated an English greeting and compliment to her in Thai. She looked confusedly at the screen, so I asked her if she understood the translation, and she said No in English. I then asked if she was Thai, and she said no, she's Korean. LOL, oops. So I began chatting to her and asked what she was doing in Thailand, and she said she's on holiday. I then asked where she was heading to, and she said her hotel. So I asked her if she'd like to get some coffee, and first she shook her head as she wasn't expecting me to be hitting on her, I'm guessing she thought I was looking for directions initially, but after I chatted a bit more, she said okay, but just a few minutes. So we headed off to Goodfellas a quaint little coffee shop I had frequented and ordered some cappuccinos. She was really cute, and had a voluptuous figure hidden behind her body hugging sheath dress. All I could think about was pressing up against her naked body and DFK her luscious looking lips. I fucking tried my best to flirt, persuade and seduce her to my apartment, but alas she wouldn't budge. Said she was heading out the next morning to Krabi so wanted to pack and get an early rest. She did say I could meet her when she returned the following week, but I wouldn't have been in Thailand then. She had something called Kaokao talk messenger which I didn't have, so just swapped contact numbers and went our separate ways.

It was Friday night and I had a lot of options open. I could've repeated most of the girls I had met. I was getting Line messages the entire day as most of the girls knew I was leaving on Sunday. But new pussy was always the priority so I decided to check out Thermae one last time as I hadn't been there on a weekend, so wanted to check out the vibe. Hit the cheapskate back entrance as usual at around 12 am. Drifted around twice and spotted my top 3 for the night. Saw mostly new faces and just a couple of familiar ones, but neither of my previous pick ups. I had developed a new strategy for Thermae, and this time I was about to implement it. Feeling cocky and confident, I didn't even bother about the swarms of Asian guys present, by now I knew they were merely a waste of space as most were just wallowing window shoppers. On all 3 trips I could count how many guys actually took girls out. So with that in mind, I approached number 3 who kept looking at me whenever I glanced in her direction. She was standing in front of 2 other girls that weren't my type. As I got closer, her defensive measures were deployed, a fold of the arms, a look away and a diminished smile. I knew exactly what she was going to say, but proceeded anyway. When I was in touching distance she began the shake of the head, looked at me and said 'sorry, I only go with Asians', to which I replied, 'That's nice, but I want to speak to the girl behind you', signalling her to move aside, 'Kor Thod kap, can I get passed?' The look on her face was fucking priceless! She scooted over in shock, so I could kick up a conversation with the average girl behind her. I just greeted the other girl, said she looked suay mak which brought a huge smile to her face. She said she'll go with me for 2500. I said, okay but maybe later. She gave me her name, and asked if I wanted her number, so I took it down, thanked her and said goodbye. As I squeezed passed number 3, I said, 'sorry about that, but you're not my type'. And I walked off feeling her staring daggers at my back.

Number 2 on the list reminded me of my 1st Thermae girl, very prissy and posh looking but expressionless and pouty. However version 2 had a seriously sexy figure on her. She was sitting at the centre bar towards the back end of Thermae. I stood near her for a while and then approached her, leaned in and whispered, 'Do you only go with Asian guys, or do you go with handsome guys too?' She burst out laughing, and for the first time, I saw her beautiful smile and her face light up. She was even more beautiful up close. She just smiled at me and said, she's going to go home, and doesn't want to go with anyone. I said that's fine, but perhaps I could meet her another time. And she agreed, so I got her Line and phone number, thanked her and left.

That was 2 strikes, but I didn't really care. I was confident I could get number 2 after Thermae closed. My number 1 for the night was easily the hottest girl at Thermae that night. I had watched her red card 2 other guys who stopped to chat previously. Strangely enough, they were Asian dudes, but looked like they just got out of bed with their sleep pants and slops on. I headed to the bar and got an orange juice, she was standing in a group of 4 girls just to the side of the till counter near the entrance. I walked up to her, and did the exact same routine, 'Do you only go with Asian guys, or do you go with handsome guys too?' Both her friend and her cracked up in laughter. I took another sip of my drink and awaited her response. She bit her lip and asked where I was staying, so I told her it's a Thong Lor apartment. She said okay, she'll go for 3500 thb ST because it's far away. Honestly, I didn't even consider negotiating, I accepted and smiled. She said I could finish my drink and we'll head off. I moved over to the bar to finish up my drink and as I did another Asian dude approached her, and got shutdown. She was a very pretty girl, too pretty, with contacts, perfect makeup, beautiful skin and a husky voice which made me wonder. . . As we headed out, I asked if she was a LB, and she started laughing. She said that LB's aren't allowed in there, the owner forbids it, but she showed me her ID card anyway and started laughing. I just told her that she was very beautiful and her husky voice was the reason I asked.

Back at my apartment, this stunning 26 year old was really cool, friendly and interesting. Got chatting about her job as a MAC cosmetics consultant, her family etc, said it was only her 3rd time at Thermae, and decided to join her friend who goes there regularly. Soon enough, she hit the shower as I awaited her on the bed. She got out and joined me as I unwrapped the towel to inspect the goods. Wow, aside from her trimmed Bush, this girl was flawless. Perfectly enhanced see-cups, nice enough ass, beautiful skin, no tattoos, no scarring, sexy legs and an inviting pussy that I couldn't wait to taste. But first the BJ request, which she didn't even blink at, and began arousing me with a b2 be rub over, using her hard perky nipples like acupuncture needles trying to pierce my pressure points, while kissing all over my body and stroking my boy to get him hard. She was very hygiene conscious, and wiped my dick with a wet wipe and tissue before she began a pleasurable oral exercise with plenty of nut sack licking, sucking and stroking. Just seeing her beautiful face at the end of my cock was a sight to behold. Again after the BJ, she wiped him off with tissues then got on her back so I could begin some foreplay of my own. She did DFK, but not a lot and too much licking on her neck caused her some concern as her skin was very sensitive (I did see the red marks it caused later on, confirming this), so I just enjoyed her beautiful tits, belly, thighs and legs, and got back up to her pussy for some delectable cunnilingus cuisine. She was so tasty and a pleasure to please. Her sweet sensual moans just spurred me on as I grappled her to climax. There were no safe words with her, she would just tap out on my arm and on the bed like I was a UFC jiu jitsu fighter keeping her pussy in a tongue lock. Her clit became overly sensitive after orgasm, and even with the tap outs, I was relentless. I wanted to make her squirm in pure punctilious pleasure. This was a no 'holes' barred contest, and her cute asshole got a tongue fucking too. With all orifices sodomized by my saliva, I was finally ready to penetrate her cum-hithering pussy. Rubbered up, and began a half an hour frantic fuck session with plenty of positions, which ended in a flat doggy CIP. Cartoon is beautiful, but I appreciate that she can also take a pounding without complaints. She's not exactly GFE, or PSE, and she's certainly not a starfish. She's just a hottie that you want to fuck, who will try and please you the best she can with most requests, and in the process, looks fucking beautiful doing it. And that's the reason that she was the first girl I repeated the very next night.

Gents, I am willing to share her Line details to help her out, as the following night she opened up a bit more as to why she started freelancing. So for guys who are in BKK who are not time-wasters, and interested in her, send me a PM and let me know if you have any hotties to swap.

[Gargano19]

I fucking love watching porn. Especially. . . My own 😍 😁 😁. For research and improvement purposes of course. 😏.

Haha of course you do. You're on some other level man. You've turned many WGs into pornstars LOL.

[Gargano19]

Good score off TF bud. Nicely done.

That 3 way is something to look forward to for sure, especially if there's a lot of GOGA.

Appreciate the pics. As much as I enjoy reading and envisaging the posters perception of his girl with descriptive word usage and story telling, I find the addition of a photo or 2 or 10, a whole lot more informative, interesting and appealing. So thanks for that.

Thanks man. As a reader pictures really help.

And yes, looking forward to 3 some, especially because the girl she showed on her phone so hot.

[Sammi123]

I only had two days to spend in Bangkok, so I wanted to try to sample a few different types of experiences:

Day 1. #1. BJ SALON: Decided to start off with BJ salon, and went to 7-heaven. Chose a cute lady, Soda, from the lineup of pictures. Went for the BJ + COF option (1800 Baht) - this place is more expensive than some of the other BJ salon, but the girls seem to be hotter to me. I went with the COF option because I hadn't cum in a few days and figured I'd have a big load. Like I told with many of the girls at 7-heaven, the BBBJ is not deep at all, just a little beyond the head, so if you like a deepthroat BJ, this is clearly not the place. Despite this, I came rather quickly. Actually CIM before she realized what was happening and pulled it out and kept stroking for a nice COF. This happened within the 10 minute time limit, so another shot was on order. The second was somewhat disappointing as she barely performed BBBJ for a few minutes before switching to a handjob and finishing me off. Overall, was OK, but not a place I will likely return to.

Day 1. FREELANCER BAR: #2 After being mildly disappointed, I decided to check out the freelancer scene at Thermae. It was only about 9:30 PM on a Thursday but the club was pretty packed. Maybe 70-80 girls and 50-60 guys. You have to buy a drink upon entry, but that is about it. I walked around the loop inside several times to choose my lady. Lots of beautiful girls on hand. Many 8's and 9's. I spoke with a few, and really liked one shy girl, Nam (26 years old). Definitely at least a 9, incredibly beautiful. She quoted 3000 Baht for short time (all covered sex, light kissing, one shot). I told her, I recalled the pricing to be closer to 2500 Baht, and she said I may be able to get that with other girls but she was firm on the pricing. I decided to walk around a few more times, but I couldn't find any one I liked more, so I went back and told her I would take her. It was a good decision. We took a taxi back to my hotel. After showers, we slipped into bed. She was shy but very sweet. She had a beautiful all-natural figure. I have heard some horror stories of disappointment in the figures (scars, saggy tits, etc) once the clothes came off. But not the case with Nam. Standard LFK, CBJ, and Sex. But was passionated and unrushed. Really a great experience. I would highly recommend her. However, she is there uncommonly. She is a smart lady and works as a nursing assistant, and comes occasionally to earn a bit of extra money when she needs it. I think this is probably the case with many of the freelancers at Thermae.

Day 2. #1 NURU MASSAGE: I went to Doki Doki Massage based on all the excellent reviews and because I really like Nuru massages. I selected Helen who has a great body for Nuru. 3000 baht for one hour. Started with a typical soapy bath on the mattress followed by the nuru massage with proper nuru gel. The ladies at Doki Doki are very well-trained I think. Body-to-body was great and she licked all over as well with lots of rimming. BBBJ and then covered sex. Overall, a great experience. One I will want to repeat.

Day 2. #2. MILKING TABLE 2 GIRLS: I went to Analisa massage because I understood they used milking tables (they call it a glory hole). Chose the 4-hand (two girl) Tantra massage for 90 minutes. Expensive at 3800 Baht, but I actually think worth it. Chose Cake and Anna from the iPad photo lineup. I think the photos must be a little old / doctored. I had made an appointment but arrived early so had to wait a bit until Anna was ready. When the girls came to get me, I was a little disappointed in their appearance -- more 6's. They were both nice enough. It was a little annoying initially as they were extensively talking with each other in Thai as they were doing the massage (initially bare hands, and then with oil), which made you feel like you only had a quarter of their attention. They asked me how many shots I wanted. I said two, because on the pricing list it said this service included two shots. However, these girls indicated that I could have essentially as many as I wanted, and asked if I could do three. I declined and said two was fine. They were asking this to help them organize their timing during the massage. After about 25-30 minutes they told me it was time for the first shot. One of the girls (Cake) went below the table and started stroking my cock, while Anna was giving me a nice B2 B massage with tits on my back. I had one other milking table experience before but with one girl, and so the 2nd girl on top was a nice addition. After I shot my load, they continued with massage until it was time for round two. This time I was lying on my back. They gave me a prostate massage, then a brief CBJ, and then handjob to finish. Overall, a worthwhile experience, and one I would recommend if you have had a milking table fantasy.

[Siamsin]

I rarely watch porn but when I do go for erotic stuff (more like female friendly) like New Sensations or Xerotic or even Digital playground has some good stuff.

I fucking love watching porn. Especially. . . My own 😍 😁 😁. For research and improvement purposes of course. 😏.

[Siamsin]

Damn, that was the second time in less than 24 hours that I have been used as a dildo. Maybe I should take that as a message.

That's killer 😂 😂 😂.

I felt sorry for her, but that ain't the reason I am here. I'm not on a humanitarian mission here, I am on a fucking trip. And fucking is what I shall do tonight.

Fuckin A. I would've done the same. Perhaps the mask on would've helped, but with the deterioration of the ass, I fully understand.

[Siamsin]

WIR: Damn yes, next week with her and her friend.
P.S.: She said she was 25, and from her looks, I had no reason to doubt.

Good score off TF bud. Nicely done.

That 3 way is something to look forward to for sure, especially if there's a lot of GOGA.

Appreciate the pics. As much as I enjoy reading and envisaging the posters perception of his girl with descriptive word usage and story telling, I find the addition of a photo or 2 or 10, a whole lot more informative, interesting and appealing. So thanks for that.

[IMembr]

Couple of days back, I opened my TF app, after a long while and messaged some of the girls. I got 60% responses and most of them made it clear they're freelancer. Good, saves a lot of time. After doing some screening based on looks, price and services, I went with one girl. Asked her for Line ID and she gave it. She offered ST for 3000. Based on her pics she sent via Line, it was a decent price. I could've said "yes".

But, I was not going to accept defeat so easily. I said "one shot and massage, 1500". She countered it with 2000. I said, "nope, 1500". She said that 500 is her round trip taxi fare, she lives at bang na. I didn't reply for couple of minutes, next message came, "when do you want to meet?" LOL. I asked her to come ASAP. She said she'll come after taking shower. Awesome, I went to gym and lifted some weight till she came. Forget to tell, she also offered threesome with her friend for 5000, I didn't entertained it at that time.

After around 50 minutes, she message me that she's at lobby of my condo. I went down to pick her. When I saw her, god, she looked gorgeous. She was not skinny and quite pretty. She was wearing a black dress. And black is phenomenal colour, it's hard to look bad in it. You really have screw it up to look bad in black LOL.

After taking her to my room, we showered as usual. When she took her dress off, I realised she is big. Not Melissa McCarthy big but more-like Beyonce/ Christina Hendricks (Suits) kinda big. I have been fucking skinny birds for a while in Bangkok and I thought it was time for some change. But real fun started when we get into bed..

Nice post. She visited about 5 months ago and can confirm your report. Not a repeat for me since she's thicker than my preference but can say she's a good girl. Had no idea 3 some was available though. Did have to BB (YMMV) due to small condom. Seemed anal was available but without a raincoat didn't attempt.

[Penguin69]

There. Done. She released my skull from her vice grip, and I rolled out to take a few big breathes of air. Damn, that was the second time in less than 24 hours that I have been used as a dildo. Maybe I should take that as a message..

Laughed out loud. Love the Kumbu style.

Kudos Kumbu.

[Goferring]

Bargirls seem to manage pregnancies a lot, probably through carelessness.

I've also got an unproven theory that the inevitable doses and back yard abortions that bar girls pick up over time severely limit their fertility. This may partly explain why those that do not use contraception while bare backing still may not fall pregnant.

Enjoy. G.

[Syzygies]

Don't disagree with what you are saying or the stats, but how would you like to be one of the four out of a hundred?

Yes I don't want to be one of the 4, whether with GF or anyone else. I know my GF would definitely not get an abortion, she is too religious. So I hope she is reliably taking the pill. I could consider the vasectomy path, as I certainly do not need a baby at my age. Never had one before either. So far not one of the unlucky ones.

Medicines do have side effects, I already have certain condition (strange allergic reactions) probably resulting from past strong medication, so I try to resist many things these days, and go for healthy diet instead. Still I am forced to take Gout medication or would be crippled by foot pain. Was limping badly a year or two back. Fortunately no Statins for me.

[Syzygies]

Now that I've wrapped up my third visit to Bangkok, one thing is clear, I've heard many times women reach their peak sexual prime at age 35. I've found that to be true as far as responsiveness (she orgasms during oral) in my Thai encounters. Had some good sex with twenty-somethings but the women who came, and came wildly, were mid-thirties. One thing could factor in I suppose, I'm late 50's so perhaps the younger ones just weren't into it with an older gent. What say you?

Yep I reckon the later is more likely. I am seeing girls less responsive to me than 20 years ago, however some still very responsive, but I don't see a great correlation between the age of the girl and how easily or wildly they can cum. I am slightly older than you, not in horrible shape, probably better than the average guy my age, but no spunk either.

My GF can cum with 2 to 3 minutes from DATY or with the right stimulation, and multiple times, is in her late 30's but was the same when she was 25. If anything she maybe a bit less semsitive than when I first met her. Don't see she is much wilder, although maybe in the mood a bit more often which I put down to alcohol consumption being the leg opener, and / or Ganja (weed), and lack of a stressful life.

I know very sexually experienced girls in their early 20's that cum very easy and others that are difficult. Just varies, but I don't see age as a big factor. Lack of finding the man appealing could certainly be a factor though. Otherwise I just can't explain the big increase in dud girls over my experience from 20 years ago, here in Thailand.

A very definite factor for how easily girls cum, can be how long since their last cum. Those that cum too much get jaded by it. Girls that missed out for a few days or more can explode quickly, yes even hookers. If anyone tells you hookers never get it off, I really think they are deluding themselves. Their is no law against it. Hookers can get good sex or bad sex. It depends on the guy, his skills, and their mood, how long since the last cum, and if they are fresh or tired.

Anyone is permitted to get some enjoyment from work. It is up to the individual and how likeable is the customer. Sure there are starfish girls who seem to resist all stimulation and those that won't allow DATY for long for fear of losing control. Plenty of girls do lose control at times though, young or old.

If older girls get sex less often than younger girls, that may make them seem hornier, naturally.

Some hookers, if not shy, will finger themselves during sex to help get it off. I don't think it is always just to put on a show. The older ones maybe less shy to do that.

Did not meet that many girls really into it, on soi 4 or in the Thermae (in recent years), so depends on the type of girl and her attitude to the expected types of customer. I guess these are girls more into quick turnaround, and money is the main thing in their mind, not really allowing for a good time, because the next customer will be in short time hopefully. Perhaps bargirls are better for me, and even some MP girls, because they are less expecting an immediately following customer, not so scared of losing energy.

In bars with Milfs, they like old Farangs, where young Thermae girls probably mostly do not. I have to be realistic. I have experienced passionate orgasmic 18 Year olds too, but a lot more of them when I was younger. My training to do superior DATY came when I was age 35, from a 25 Year Old Thai girl, since she said it needed improvement. Skills alone may not be enough to turn every girl on though. Some just don't want it, not looking for fun.

One young ex bargirl about 22 could cum only on occasions, not easy at all, at least not easy with me, perhaps needing a very high energy fuck ideally, however last meeting she seemed to cum quicker than ever before (from DATY), simply she had not been getting any for a while. Same as guys cum much quicker if did not get a cum at all for a while. Can be that simple. Hookers returning from a holiday or long break, much wilder than usual in my experience.

[LittleBigMan]

Statistics say that for every 100 girls using withdrawal method, about 4 will get pregnant, from what I read, so it must be semi effective, even if one of the most unreliable methods. In conjunction with a 2nd method used together, the odds become more remote.

I have known girls taking the pill (supposedly) to get pregnant as well. Better not name them here, even though the names could be familiar to some. Bargirls seem to manage pregnancies a lot, probably through carelessness.

I got this off the web:

"Your chance of becoming pregnant from pre-cum may be slim, but it can still happen. Sperm can still be present in the urethra and mix with pre-cum that's released before ejaculation. . That means that for every five times you have sex, you could get pregnant. ".

A little vague rather than scientific, but may have some sense to it.

I remember once going for STD test after an eye infection of unknown type, and the doctor took a swab from dick and indicated she did not see any tell tale bacteria under the microscope, but she did see plenty of sperm swimming around. Ha ha. My last cum had not been that long ago. Maybe only an hour or two earlier. I forget now. So there is a question, how long can sperm live inside the dick after a cum, before they will die? Some guys fuck so many times per day, they will never be safe. Ha ha.

Usually when I got a BBFS and pulled out, was quite a long time after the last cum, however girl should take the pill as well or get injection as well, or something, unless she can't get pregnant anyway.

Don't disagree with what you are saying or the stats, but how would you like to be one of the four out of a hundred? When you are talking about the pill I also agree, you miss one time it throws the whole thing off balance? Then when you talk about the pills here in Thailand especially the ones made can you really trust them to be effective. There seem to be expensive and cheap ones when it comes to Thais how many working girls are really going to get the more expensive effective ones if there is such a thing?

My son and his wife both young our granddaughter is 11 months I'm scared to death about another one so are they because they are still children themselves they understand now the responsibility and have had the conversation with my son about proper birth control most of all self-control? I've indicated if she needs to have injection let me know I went as far as telling him get snip or have her tube tied, told him pills or injection still strap on a condom jokingly of course what I don't joke about is if there is another baby you two are on your own.

Not science I feel as you get older your less of a chance right now I get accused that I'm faking it with some girls that I didn't cum since there is barely any cum in the condom, I just attribute it to the statins I'm taking and age I figure my sperm count is low or all dried up so fewer chances? But having to take care of another child at my age or even hearing it has me in sweats. My regular visit at my legit massage place 3 times each week so I can get some peace for two hours the ladies call me serious? I joke if another one comes I'm going over to Sukhumvit to the overpass and jump as soon as the Chinese tour bus comes.

I do everything I can to cover up because I'm too scare to get LBM snipped? I don't want to be one of the four out of 100.

[Syzygies]

.... before the guy even got started or erected there was a small film of cum on the tip, that amount put under a microscope show hundreds if not thousands of sperm in that small amount. He ended by saying ' all it takes is ONE energize gun ho to swim up the canal and hit the target!

Statistics say that for every 100 girls using withdrawal method, about 4 will get pregnant, from what I read, so it must be semi effective, even if one of the most unreliable methods. In conjunction with a 2nd method used together, the odds become more remote.

I have known girls taking the pill (supposedly) to get pregnant as well. Better not name them here, even though the names could be familiar to some. Bargirls seem to manage pregnancies a lot, probably through carelessness.

I got this off the web:

"Your chance of becoming pregnant from pre-cum may be slim, but it can still happen. Sperm can still be present in the urethra and mix with pre-cum that's released before ejaculation. . That means that for every five times you have sex, you could get pregnant. ".

A little vague rather than scientific, but may have some sense to it.

I remember once going for STD test after an eye infection of unknown type, and the doctor took a swab from dick and indicated she did not see any tell tale bacteria under the microscope, but she did see plenty of sperm swimming around. Ha ha. My last cum had not been that long ago. Maybe only an hour or two earlier. I forget now. So there is a question, how long can sperm live inside the dick after a cum, before they will die? Some guys fuck so many times per day, they will never be safe. Ha ha.

Usually when I got a BBFS and pulled out, was quite a long time after the last cum, however girl should take the pill as well or get injection as well, or something, unless she can't get pregnant anyway.

[Kumbu]

But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt.
As night falling winter has come without a star
Here you will dwell, bound to your grief, under the fading trees, until all the world has changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent.

I always loved that Elrond's scene in the Lord of the Rings. It always struck me as a lament about the inexorable March of time, but in reading it now, I realize it's more complicated than that. It's more about the loss of an opportunity, which is amplified by the March of time.

After the anal heeling I received from glum Nit on Wed night, I needed something a little more predictable. So I buzzed an old acquaintance, someone I dubbed Diamond back in 2016. She was a girl I had bedded several times back in 2016, and you can read about our first encounter here.

In short, I picked her up at Climax, she had a super, super set of legs and ass, though her face was marginal at best. We did lengthy sessions of DATY, none of which ended with her orgasming. She said she just was hard to bring to orgasm, nothing personal. Each time, we did have some decent sex afterwards. She had the physique to enjoy, which is why I repeated back in 2016, and that is why I wanted to see her. I needed some leg flesh, and I wanted a mouthful of gluteus maximus.

I texted her (didn't have her Line ID), and she texted right back saying she remembers me, and do I want her to come to my hotel. Wow, that was quick. And that was eager. We arranged for her to come to my hotel at 3 pm, and she turned up at 3:15. I met her in the lobby, and when she walked up, she was wearing one of those face masks to help with the dirty air. I didn't recognize her at first (mask and all), but when I looked down at her legs, bingo. That's her. My balls were suddenly ablaze with tingling and desire. That's the ticket: that's what I have been craving!

She came up to me, keeping the mask on, and giggled a little. I figured she was enjoying the confused look on my face. Kind of odd. We sat in the lobby, mask still on, and I asked her how she was doing. She said fine, then paused, and then said, "But I'm still in pain".

Pain from what, I asked? And then she took the mask off. My balls, which had been swinging and twisting to the soundtrack of Chubby Checkers (come on baby, let's do the twist) suddenly stopped, shriveled, and ascended into the pit of my stomach.

When she removed the mask, it revealed a hideous, disfigured and grotesque face that I had no recollection of. It was clearly the same girl, but someone had taken a sledge hammer to her face. It was large, puffed up, and just disfigured. To make matters worse, she was wearing colored contact lenses, adding the image of unnaturalness. I physically recoiled, to my great shame, and she saw that immediately. So she explained.

She said that 4 months ago she had surgery on the bones in her face. What?! Bones in your face? Surgery? WTF?! I asked her, "But. Wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyyy?" And she said she did not want to talk about it. Over the course of the next few hours I slowly discovered that she had tried to get facial reconstruction surgery. She wanted new cheekbones, and a new jaw line, and the doctor had basically drilled out parts of her cheekbones. Her face was puffy and had been this way for 4 months. She only just gained the ability to eat solid foods, to which I immediately thought "So no BBBJ then I guess". Yikes, I'm cold hearted, eh?

So anyway, I am totally torn at this point. Her face was like something out of a Clive Barker novel, so I could never fuck her. But then her legs. But her face was giving me chills and nightmares as we sat there in the lobby. But then her legs. I could not touch her face, nor could she move very well, nor give me a blow job. But her legs. What do I do? What do I do?

So up to the room we went, of course. When we got in there, I gave her a gentle hug, and laid her down on the bed. We talked a little. She was still the fun girl I remembered, just with a face that I could not look at directly. After 10 minutes, she took a shower, and I sat on the bed breathing. Ok Kumbu, buck up muther fucker, you got to gather the courage and fuck that monster, ok? She has legs to die for, her pussy is still a pussy. Unless she had reconstructive surgery there too? And her legs, for the love of god, her legs!

She came out wrapped in a towel and lay down pliantly on the bed. During the course of the ensuring conversation, I slowly unwrapped the towel to reveal breasts that were slightly sagging and stretch marked. She said that because she had not been able to eat, she had lost some breast size (hence sagging), and yet because of the pain in her face, she has gained some weight around her midsection. I inspected, and I have to say her midsection was just fine. Her breasts were looking a little tired, but I'm not a breast man, so fuck it.

I finally managed to go down to the showpieces, which were her ass and her legs. I ran my fingers gently down the front of her legs, and then wrapped my hands around the back of her legs and slowly, lustfully pulled them back up the backside. They were as gorgeous and shapely as ever, to my great delight. I wrapped my hands around her hips, and slowly moved her onto her belly to inspect her ass.

In 2016, this ass was magnificent. It was round, firm, ample, but definitely not big. It was shapely and apple shaped and just a joy to hold and caress. I looked upon her ass now, and all I could hear were Elrond's words in my mind. Her ass had lost a lot of its shape. It was almost as if someone had taken a pin to it and deflated it. The roundness was gone, and there was a large smudge of dark, hardened skin along the middle of it, and up to the small of her back. That was where the roundness had been kept, but now without that roundness, it had turned into darker skin. I was witnessing first hand the inexorable March of time, with the decay of a once gorgeous obelisk, being reduced to rubble, and soon to be sand.

But goddam, her legs! Now THAT is the dedication of a leg man, right?

Anyway, I turned her back over with dismay, and my hard on had pretty much disappeared. WTF do I do now? I can't fuck her man. I just can't.

As she lay there, naked, I looked down at her pussy. It was freshly shaved. I asked her if she had shaved for me, and she said yes. She said she had not had anyone in more than 4 months, since the surgery, and when I texted, her pussy told her to get on it ASAP. Hah!

Hmm, in 2016 I had done DATY for hours on her, all to no avail. It had baffled me why that was, but now. There was a chance. That I might be able to get her over the top. If she has not had sex in months, this might be my opportunity to climb the hill that refused to be climbed. So off to work I went.

I got down there and did the dirty. I put her face out of my mind and focused on her gorgeous little pussy. It was as small and tidy as I remembered it: small tiny little lips, and pert little clit hidden within the hood, and not much else to speak about. I worked and worked, and slowly she started to moan. And moan. And moan.

I remember in 2016 that was as far as I would get. But now, her moans were getting louder. They were getting more intense. And after about 15 minutes, she reaches down and grabs my head and starts to guide my face, rhythmically. This was awesome since I could stop thinking and let her do all the work, using my head as a tool. And as that happened, she grabbed my skull harder and started to face-fuck me harder and harder. My nose was getting rammed into her pubic bone, and my tongue was getting pressed really hard against her clit. Her moans were getting louder than I expected, and pussy juice started to dribble out profusely.

She face fucked me for another 2-3 minutes before she tensed up, let out a high-pitched moan, and then collapsed into a puddle of whimpering.

There. Done. She released my skull from her vice grip, and I rolled out to take a few big breathes of air. Damn, that was the second time in less than 24 hours that I have been used as a dildo. Maybe I should take that as a message.

I told her to go take a shower, and she asked why I did not want to fuck her. I said I am tired, and I am happy to have pleasured her. That was good enough for her. After her shower, I was eager to get her out, so I paid her 1500 baht and booted her out. On the way out she gave me her Line ID, but goddam, I think I will not be repeating with her. I felt sorry for her, but that ain't the reason I am here. I'm not on a humanitarian mission here, I am on a fucking trip. And fucking is what I shall do tonight.

Next is a report on my visit to the ladies of Thermae. Foreshadowing: it was Awe-fucking-some.