Bangkok Reports

[11Bravo]

Also read about Tulip and Annies that have their own thread, but excluded. Apprently lineup at Tulip is aging a bit, even though girls are highly skilled. Not sure about Annies, situation is a bit confusing: don't know if it's still good or not, or even if location is the same.

The ORIGIANL Annies (RIP), attached to the old Rajah Hotel, Sukhumvit Soi 4, closed 5+ years ago. Fishbowl for the ladies, large free standing tubs in the rooms, along with a tiled air mattress slip-and-slide area next to the tub, and a bed, all in the room. A new Annies later opened on Sukhumvit Soi 7/1, but, IMHO, in name only. I've never been, but given the reports I've read, nothing to entice me.

[Madhu Bhat]

Fantastic report. Thanks for sharing. What is the name of the hostel you stayed? Did you like it? How is their wifi?

Hello guys,

I'm in Bangkok for 3 days, so here is my report.

For the record, I'm caucasian, around 30, fit 1. 92 m.

I'm staying at the Ramada hotel on soi 11, formerly Swiss hotel. Room is about 33 m2, with a nice shower big enough to fit 3-4 people and a king size bed.

Security is very lax. I brought a girl from Billboard (will come back to that later), no one asked for her ID, we didn't even go through the front desk.

Personally, I'm fully satisfied.

Day 1:

I was extremely tired (completely jet lagged. Had 1 h of sleep the day before) but also extremely pent up which prevented me to sleep, so I went out looking for a massage, which I figured wouldn't require too much effort ony part and would relieve me efficiently.

I gathered 3 places from this forum: Aries, Kokoro, and Doki Doki. Kokoro had some pretty bad reviews on google map recently, so I excluded it. Also read about Tulip and Annies that have their own thread, but excluded. Apprently lineup at Tulip is aging a bit, even though girls are highly skilled. Not sure about Annies, situation is a bit confusing: don't know if it's still good or not, or even if location is the same.

[DecadentDude92]

Hello guys,

I'm in Bangkok for 3 days, so here is my report.

For the record, I'm caucasian, around 30, fit 1. 92 m.

I'm staying at the Ramada hotel on soi 11, formerly Swiss hotel. Room is about 33 m2, with a nice shower big enough to fit 3-4 people and a king size bed.

Security is very lax. I brought a girl from Billboard (will come back to that later), no one asked for her ID, we didn't even go through the front desk.

Personally, I'm fully satisfied.

Day 1:

I was extremely tired (completely jet lagged. Had 1 h of sleep the day before) but also extremely pent up which prevented me to sleep, so I went out looking for a massage, which I figured wouldn't require too much effort ony part and would relieve me efficiently.

I gathered 3 places from this forum: Aries, Kokoro, and Doki Doki. Kokoro had some pretty bad reviews on google map recently, so I excluded it. Also read about Tulip and Annies that have their own thread, but excluded. Apprently lineup at Tulip is aging a bit, even though girls are highly skilled. Not sure about Annies, situation is a bit confusing: don't know if it's still good or not, or even if location is the same.

Anyways, I stopped at Aries first.

Prices range from 3500 bahts for news girls to 5000 bahts. Includes massage and sex, for 80 min sessions.

Receptionist makes you sit in a large sofa, and pick a girl on photo from a tablet.

Unfortunately, it was already 9 pm, and most girls were either booked, or gone.

Only girl available was Elsa. I read some super good review about her, but, photos didn't strike my fancy.

So I left the place after taking their Line contact, and continued to Doki Doki.

Doki Doki is a soapy massage. Mamassan was kind of bitchy and apparently explaining what was included in the service was as beneath her as being pleasant. Really had the impression I was just bothering her.

She asked me what "menu" I wanted. Picked the 3000 bahts for 60 min option, and sat on sofa waiting for lineup.

2 girls available there, both young and stunning, in a nice dress. One smiled, other avoided eye contact. Easy pick.

She's around 25, slightly tanned, tattooed, some stretch marks on the ass and fake boobs (but nicely done, honestly hard to tell). Super cute face, with hairs pulled up in a chignon. Speaks english enough for a conversation.

Payed mamasan, then went upstairs with the girl.

Small room, lit with pink light, separated in 2 spaces by a low wall. First space had a bed, which I didn't use. Second one had an inflatable mattress, a bucket, and a tap. No bad smell, but pretty moldy on the ceiling.

Girl told me to undress and lay on my back the mattress. She then proceeded to undress, and began the massage.

She filled the bucket with hot water and poured it on me. She then "soapped me" thoroughly with some super slippery stuff.

Then, she massaged me with her body: boobs, ass and pussy, sliding up and down my legs, torso, and little Johnson which enjoyed the treatment quite a bit.

She did that for the front, then back, then made me turn around again and gave me HJ and BBBJ.

Girl was all smiles, but no DFK, AR, FS, DATY or anything else. Didn't even put her boobs in my face. She stayed fairly low, giving me little chance to interact with her in any way, which I thought was a shame.

Anyways, at some point I felt her accelerating, which I interpreted as time running out, so I finished.

She rinced me, then I left. I'd say it was a pretty lukewarm experience overall.

I exited the place around 10 pm, so decided to do a recon of the area to prepare for the next few days.

I Walked up and down Sukhumvit road and the nearby alleys. I saw some girls already standing there in the morning, since 11 am, but the choice is scarce compared to the evening. Action is on the main road for street walkers, but there are plenty of bars with girls and massage places in the alleys. From what I read here, street walker standard price is around 2500 bahts for 1 hour.

I went through three places that stick out: Thermae, Soi Cowboy, and Nana Garden (look for Billboard on Google maps).

Thermae is a bar in the basement of Ruamchitt Hotel. For those who know, it strongly reminded me of ACE in Kuala Lumpur. Minus the cigarette smoke and sketchy neighbourhoud, plus better quality and more girls.

Place is about 200 m2. Went there at 10 pm, it's filled to the brim with girls, standing on the sides and middle of the room. And in between you have a "river" of guys circling to pick them up, or not.

Lots of young girls (20-30), and some older.

Quality vary, but pretty good overall. Some 8, average around 6. No super stunner, no old limping drug addict either.

I picked a drink (80 bahts for lemon juice), and circled around a bit. I left pretty quickly as most girls avoided eye contact. Not unexpected: from what I gathered, they seem to prefer asian guys over caucasians here. Didn't bother me as I was already spent. Onward to the next place.

Note: smell is terrible and place looks fairly old, like decaying. Prices are around 2500-3000 bahts in there.

Next place was Soi Cowboy. The vibe here is crazy. It's an alley full of bars and strip clubs blasting music. You have groups girls on both side of the alley, some dressed normally, some just in bikinis, trying to pull you to their place. Bunch of lone guys waking through, but I also spotted some caucasian couples, like tourists just checking what's going on here, or enjoying their beer and the vibe in one of the bars. Mood was festive like some crazy big party. Awesome place.

Apparently you can find some crazy entertainment here (turtle show?

But I didn't stop by as I was just there for recon tonight.

No idea of the prices or services here, if you can pick girl or just enjoy the show while getting blown.

Best for the last: Nana Garden.

Basically an Acienda of strip clubs and bars.

There is a small square with an open bar in the middle, and all around it, a you-shape 3-floor building.

The infamous Billboard, Buterflies, and Rainbow clubs are all there.

A large balcony on each floor, making the tour of the building lets you go from club to club.

Girls in sexy in sexy undies everywhere, either pulling you in, or just taking a break and eating.

Quantity and quality of girls is insane from my pov. I'd say easily 1000 girls in the whole "garden" ? Plenty of 8-9.

Again, didn't stay on day 1, but went back the next day.

Day 2:

Wanted to bring back a girl to my hostel for the second day. I went out at around 8 pm. I remember seing some incredible girls on the street the day before, but prefered not loose to much time walking around, especially in the heat. So I headed straight for Nana Garden, and there, to Billboard.

That place is fucking incredible.

Behind the curtain hides a big room, filled to the brim with stunning chicks in bikinis. Loud music, nightclub light. On the right, a huge tub with a dozen girls or so. On the left, two spinning platforms, with at least 20 girls on each. Against the wall in the back were 3 lines of bleachers that let you enjoy the show comfortably.

As soon as you enter, a waitress will bring you to a place to sit. I ordered a Gin Tonic for 170 bahts, and looked around.

On my right a guy with two spinners sitting on his lap. On my left another guy with a girl twerking on his lap.

Behind me were guys throwing some stuff at the girls on the scene. Don't know what it was.

Waitress stood next to me so I asked her how this all worked: basically, all girls have a number. If you like one, you tell the waitress, which will bring you the girl. This will cost you a drink for the girl (200 bahts), and in my case, a shot for the waitress (another 200).

Made eye contact with one of the girls on the platform, which smiled back. Number 32. Not the prettiest or most sexy, but still a solid 7 for me, so I picked her. She came and sat on my lap, and we chatted for a bit in english. After a while I asked her if she wanted to come with me or stay here. She obviously answered the former.

I asked the waitress how it worked: she quoted me 4000 bahts for the girl, plus 700 bahts of bar fine, for 2 hours. I agreed and payed. The girl went away to dress up for a while, and then came back to fetch me.

I almost didn't recognize as she totally left the spinner look. She wore a white shirt with black short and some sneaker which gave her a girl-next-door vibe.

Also, didn't realize she was that small! She told me 1 m47. Remember how big I am? Must have been a pretty comical scene seeing the two of us go back to my hotel. We chatted a bit on the way until we entered my room.

I undressed and entered the shower alone, while she undressed outside the bathroom. She joined me after a while, used the toilets, brushed her teeth, then finally came to join me. We caressed and kissed a bit, then went to bed under the sheets. She was all smiles and kisses and giggles.

After a while, she asked me if "I was ready". She put the condom on, lubed my tool, and we began mish. I'm quite big so she moaned and screamed a bit as I entered her. I began gently, to slowly increase the pace which she seemed to enjoy.

Mish is not my favorite position, so I switched to take her from behind on the side. As she was super small and light, I rolled around from that position to put her above me and access her clit at the same time I pounded her from below. She was moaning and squirming like crazy.

In the end I finished in doggy which let me enjoy her hourglass figure to the fullest.

We chilled a bit in bed, then went back to shower. She seemed quite sad to go back to her work, but I was completely spent and there was no way I would take her overnight. So I just brought her back to the hotel lobby and waved as she left.

For tomorrow, I booked Emily at Aries. 5000 bahts for 80 min. Will come back to report once I'm done.

[Nyezhov]

Yea, none of that appeals to me at all. I gave prices and said in the same post that it was on the cheaper side of prices and the questioner might want to spend a lot more and that most people do. Everyone knows that a person with a cheap budget could spend more and get better. No one should have read my post and thought that $10 a day was the limit they could spend and nothing better was available for ten times the money.

If people want to come to thailand and live like one week millionaires that's they're business and I hope they have fun doing so. But a person doesn't have to.

What would you budget overall for a 10 day stay if you're spending $50 a day on food? And if you were asking the question would you appreciate more than one view?

$400 to 500 a day is a great budget. Think of all the great food here in Bangkok. Yum, I think I want a Katchapuri.

But with babes asking 6 K in Go Gos, maybe that's not enough.

Don't forget weed, you can drop $30 in a weed store before you know it. BTW the Nepalese kid on the corner of Soi Arab is still the cheapest (and best) in the lower Suk area.

[Nyezhov]

Alert: I tried to Bar find a hottie in billboard, and The mamasan Wanted the girls fee which was quoted as 4,000. I have no problem with the amount but I don't pay the massage before hand. This requires further investigation.

Don't waste your time with number 401 in rainbow, a short little cutie, she asked for 6,000.

[Horatio]

Somehow it boggles my mind that folks come all the way over here to scrimp.

Head over to Yaowarat, you will pay $30 plus for a fab seafood dinner, do you want to miss that on your vacation? Hotel Buffets: get the Eatigo app, cost you 2000 baht to gorge on fabulous food. Why limit yourself? You want to live like a poor Thai?
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Yea, none of that appeals to me at all. I gave prices and said in the same post that it was on the cheaper side of prices and the questioner might want to spend a lot more and that most people do. Everyone knows that a person with a cheap budget could spend more and get better. No one should have read my post and thought that $10 a day was the limit they could spend and nothing better was available for ten times the money.

If people want to come to thailand and live like one week millionaires that's they're business and I hope they have fun doing so. But a person doesn't have to.

What would you budget overall for a 10 day stay if you're spending $50 a day on food? And if you were asking the question would you appreciate more than one view?

[Bunky]

Summary: Billboard is probably the best right now, although Rainbow 5 gives it competition. Thermae has been mediocre over the past week or so. Unless you want a monster gobbling your Johnson, the BJ bars aren't the place to go. Lolitas is closed.

Great to hear the sawbones gave you clearance for a night on the town. Loved the recap and your trenchant critique of the ground truth. Always fun to read your reports.

Bunky

[Nyezhov]

Yep, if you're regularly eating western food in LOS, then hey that's your preference. But Thai food is tastier and three meals and coffee can easily be done for $10 a day. T21 food court or any food courts at malls or Lotus's etc work wonders.

$10 a day? Really? 350 baht?

Breakfast: Pad Krapow Moo or fried rice with a Cola 100 B.

Lunch: Gai Yang and SomTum with a Cole 100 B.

Dinner: Pad Thai with a Coke 100 B.

You have 50 baht letf for dessert.

Somehow it boggles my mind that folks come all the way over here to scrimp.

Head over to Yaowarat, you will pay $30 plus for a fab seafood dinner, do you want to miss that on your vacation? Hotel Buffets: get the Eatigo app, cost you 2000 baht to gorge on fabulous food. Why limit yourself? You want to live like a poor Thai?

Hell MK Restaurant in a mall will cost you $10.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a food snob, Ill eat everywhere and anywhere, and give me a plastic bag full of grilled chicken bones and sticky rice as a snack and Ill nomnom away, but don't you want to have stuff like Fried Fish or Chicken, Crab Fried Rice, Crab, River Shrimp, Shrimp Baked in Glass Noodle, Tom Yum. And all the Japanese food everywhere; do you want to avoid that for a $10 rice limit like a backpacker?

If you want to save money, go to Thai food Courts. Avoid the ones in T21 or Siam or Central World or Emquartier, avoid places like Foodland that are essentially tourist taste food and overpriced, find the ones where the Thais are at. If you have to go to a Food Court and don't mind the $$ hit, I like the one in Siam.

[Nyezhov]

Cheers, I can't find info on hotels that charge hourly and where they don't ask any questions beyond what's necessary.

From my last visit I know the two hotels right next to each other in that dead-end side street in Nana Plaza soi where the FLs will usually take you to. As far as I'm concerned they are both alright but I'm curious if you have further suggestions for Bangkok. Especially ones not located in the center of a red light district.

Let the girls guide you. All the short time places are in the Red Light District, why else would you need short time. Taking a nap at what Pho?

[ChrisCross123]

Cheers, I can't find info on hotels that charge hourly and where they don't ask any questions beyond what's necessary.

From my last visit I know the two hotels right next to each other in that dead-end side street in Nana Plaza soi where the FLs will usually take you to. As far as I'm concerned they are both alright but I'm curious if you have further suggestions for Bangkok. Especially ones not located in the center of a red light district.

[11Bravo]

Getting social media contacts for Thai ladies is critical, if you want to see them again.

Just don't send them messages after you go home. Not much irks bargirls more than a string of messages from a lonely guy back home.

Never a string of messages, just a Happy New Year, Sonkron, 1 more. One will send me a picture of her latest trip, another of the Thai meal she's cooked, another maybe the latest hair style. Just a ping both directions.

[Nyezhov]

I had a Cardiology appointment at BNH Hospital (fabulous Cardiologists there, highly recommended) and got out at like 4:30, found an alley and whacked down some fab hashish mixed with some lovely smoke from Happy Cannibis in Bang Pho, then did my mental and physical gymnastics to find some food. Because the Docs told me I'm still alive, I decided to hang out instead of just hitting the MRT.

BTW, this was my first time down in Silom since March and I was saddened to see that many of the food vendors have been chased away now that the construction on the corner of Soi Convent is finished. Time marches on. Nice little plaza there now, places to sit and discreetly hit the pipe and watch the tourists. Heavy gay presence of course, the whole area is basically the gay and Japanese fun district.

But I digress and I decided I wanted some Pad Krapow Moo. The best in town IMHO is made by an Auntie over at the Bang Rak Food Court so I hopped the train and headed over.

Closed. The whole Court is being renovated. It will be back open in 2? Months. Hope she comes back. Wandered around in my stoner mode and then grabbed some dry Duck Noodles over at Pracha Roasted duck. Now, belly full, its only like 6 pm, grab the boat home or?

Wander down the street to the BTS, find a new weed shop off Charoen Krung (its on the little street right before the BTS) called Hamilton and Friends, great Animal Runtz, really cool chatchkes and bongs, run by a cool American dude and his Thai partner, they have a bar and coffee and a smoke room, well worth a stop if you are down there and definately worth it if you are a serious stoner and don't want to pay Suk area prices.

Well now I've missed the boat and Nana opens in an hour, so wander over there. I'm reaching my limit of ambulation (I'm already on 6 miles) so I try to mentally plan my penis relief strategy.

Billboard: by the time the second shift comes on, the place is pack with lovelies. Something for everyone. Tatooed MILFs with roboboobs, slinkies, zoftig milk beasts, fab line up. As my siatica was starting to scream I tipped the couple I am eyeing and took off. No sense springing the 5 or 6 K you end up spending when you arent physically ready.

Went down to Rainbow 5. Lots of talent there. But, my body is rebelling. Walk 5 minutes, sit 5 minutes, you old guys know the drill. If anyone cares about what my style of **** looks like, check out number 99.

Twister: Meh. Lollipops: Meh. Hey Yezhov how about a BJ? Great idea, but what about Thermae? OK.

Schoolgirl in front of Stumble Inn. So wierd, she has a creepy side eye.

Soi 7/1: One youngy at Majic Table, but she had fangs. Not on my pecker, bye. Wood Bar: Recoil in horror. Even with the sciatica I run back to Suk. The ladyboys at the top of the Soi looked better than any of the drain gang down there.

I'm hurting bad now. Still I stride (or stumble) on. Thermae: The Boss is there so I get to chat. Its filled with newbies and you can see that they are wondering who is this gnarly looking dude getting greeted by the staff. Do the circuit, say a few His, a few winks, mediocre talent IMHO.

All right, last chance. BJ. As Wood Bar made me gag (in the vomit way) and I have to be on the even number side to get a Grab, so across the bridge and off to Lolitas.

Lolitas is closed. Government sign in Thai on the door. OK: Kasolong? As bad as Wood Bar! Now what?

Easy. Go home. When you live here, tomorrow is another day.

Summary: Billboard is probably the best right now, although Rainbo 5 gives it competition. Thermae has been mediocre over the past week or so. Unless you want a monster gobbling your johnson, the BJ bars arent the place to go. Lolitas is closed.

[CaliGuy33]

I don't eat burgers and fries in thailand. Amber sukhumvit 88 is clean and is less than $35. It's in On Nut but I'm reasonably sure it isn't the only clean hotel for that price in Thailand.

When did this forum turn into a shitting on other people's comments type forum?

Yep, if you're regularly eating western food in LOS, then hey that's your preference. But Thai food is tastier and three meals and coffee can easily be done for $10 a day. T21 food court or any food courts at malls or Lotus's etc work wonders.

[Horatio]

I don't eat burgers and fries in thailand. Amber sukhumvit 88 is clean and is less than $35. It's in On Nut but I'm reasonably sure it isn't the only clean hotel for that price in Thailand.

When did this forum turn into a shitting on other people's comments type forum?

You can't get a a good burger fries and a beer for $10. And a hotel for $35? 555.

Spicy ShackMeister.

$9. 89 660 - 880 Cal.

[Explorer8939]

Called a shop to see if a certain girl was working there. She wasn't, not unexpected since my previous ping had gone unread for several months. But I figured a last Hail Mary couldn't hurt, so fired off a message. And sometimes, just sometimes, that Hail Mary IS caught for a touchdown. (Note to self. Get some stronger reading glasses. Line's "read" notice's type is getting smaller and smaller.) She had read the previous message, and now this one, having just returned to BKK. She was able to meet privately. No-brainer.

Attractive, white skin, no tats. Rack is enhanced, which I DON'T like, but, for her, I make the exception. Nice hips, no hoopage. Healthy, and healthy is NOT a euphemism for fat. She's got some feminine curves, even if some are artificial. She's not a javelin. She speaks and understands English fairly well, and one of her best qualities is her wit; she definitely can banter. If she needs to, quick dictation into her phone to translate her witty comeback. Currently pondering her next place of employment; no doubt a shop popular with Asians.

But her description is NOT the point of this post. The moral of THIS story is to have Line on YOUR phone (WeChat elsewhere), so you can get her contact info for YOUR worthy ones. Makes finding her again EASY. This trip, batting 800.

Getting social media contacts for Thai ladies is critical, if you want to see them again.

Just don't send them messages after you go home. Not much irks bargirls more than a string of messages from a lonely guy back home.