Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

I've stayed at Ambassador several times, which totaled about 25 nights. I don't like it, but my buddy does. There is always something wrong with the room, even the upper floor upgraded rooms in the tower. Something different each time. Uncomfortable bed. Moldy shower head. Broken toilet paper holder. Safe needs battery replacement. Faucet drips. Missing bottles of the free drinking water (had plenty of the stuff you pay for). Carpet dirty. Hot pot doesn't work. They are always happy to fix the problem, but it is a pain in the ass to deal with it.

Breakfast staff is too small to accomadate the large crowds at peak times. Checkout time crowds can also be long.

If you can afford a little more money, I recommend you find a different hotel. Dream Bangkok on Soi 15 is about 20% more money and I've talked to people who are much happier there. I'll stay there next visit to BKK.

Why do you have to stay same Hotel as your buddy? Is he the boss and paying? LOL Surely there must be much better budget Hotels? Is the Ambassador really cheap?

I stayed there just once in Bangkapi wing of Ambassador out the front of some square in 1983 approx. With farang wife in tow. She did the bookings with travel agent I guess. It all changed after that. Does anyone remember the exotic bird and animal cages out the front many years back, and the carved tree section wooden lobby furniture? Never wanted to actually stay again.

I visited a nice Soapy with parking area in the front in that year in maybe Soi 2 (not Annies) or 4 on right hand side, and never managed to find out what it was again. Must have gone by year 1991. That was my first ever experience and soapy with a naked Thai girl and I was mesmerised. She was sleek and pretty. LOL No verbal communication was possible. The Thai massage was torture but I loved it. Seeing old geezers with hot young Thai girls on their arms was also torture. I had my boring Farang wife, and I was only 27. 8 years later wife was gone, and a few local Thai girls had been fucked, so return was obvious. This time I returned with some elementary Thai language known.

[Syzygies]

Also, what starts as a BJ in a cubicle might evolve into a FS (despite no bed) and in some places the girl won't make that side deal with you privately but you will instead be charged more for it at the cashier on the way out.

I thought I definitely made side deals with girl for FS on couch at both Lollytas and Kasalong (in each case no room upgrade), so where were they too stodgy to do that?

Now that I think hard about it, I think I have paid at Lollytas on way out. Alzheimer's is setting in. I can't remember minor details well any more. I can completely forget dud girls within a couple of weeks too. Sometimes I remember going to a shop and taking a girl but no clue who she was. LOL With girls worth repeating I make a bigger effort to remember, however this year when returning to Mango to repeat some good session brown skin girl, I had no clue what her name was, till some other guy posted report on same girl that tweaked the memory. LOL She is gone now, and I forgot the name again. LOL.

It is mainly new bargirls I did not like to pay up front, in case they do a runner or refuse to allow me to use thin Jap condoms, or allow no kissing no touching, no nuttin. Etc. In which case could cancel with no sex, since my dick would staying quite limp. With BJ bars, what can she do? LOL Refuse to attempt a BBBJ? LOL I never had that happen. Can't expect not to pay just because the BJ is bad. LOL OS I have cancelled session with Farang girls when they insisted they would use their own condoms. Rarely have MP girls been so bad, that no form of play had been started, however I have had to leave the odd soapy or oily session with no sex, mainly due to dick scared girls really doing their best to make it difficult as possible. One was Vodka at Cherry massage (I think it was). She just mucked around clueless, and seemed spaced out, or maybe just fucked out. Can't remember just how far we got now, but was one of the worst ever. So money was wasted. Shit happens. Just shows my bad memory the details of such a bad session have faded. I would have to read my own report. LOL At least her name was unforgettable.

[HorseTrader]

Going to BKK for the first time and was wondering if anyone has some experience with these hotels. Seem pretty cheap and centrally located to Nana And Soi Cowboy. Thanks.

I've stayed at Ambassador several times, which totaled about 25 nights. I don't like it, but my buddy does. There is always something wrong with the room, even the upper floor upgraded rooms in the tower. Something different each time. Uncomfortable bed. Moldy shower head. Broken toilet paper holder. Safe needs battery replacement. Faucet drips. Missing bottles of the free drinking water (had plenty of the stuff you pay for). Carpet dirty. Hot pot doesn't work. They are always happy to fix the problem, but it is a pain in the ass to deal with it.

Breakfast staff is too small to accomadate the large crowds at peak times. Checkout time crowds can also be long.

If you can afford a little more money, I recommend you find a different hotel. Dream Bangkok on Soi 15 is about 20% more money and I've talked to people who are much happier there. I'll stay there next visit to BKK.

[Blanquiceleste]

Have been googleing all day today, most of the websites looked like smooci seeders. Got a few non-smooci providers, one of them is http://www.exclusive-amourclub.com. { exclusive-amourclub, }

Rates are sky high, just wondering how much to believe. Any one tried, reviews?

Any help will be fine.

Wrong thread. The escort connoisseurs can be found in the Bangkok Escort Agencies thread. Try checking for inputs there.

That said, I do not think any pussy is worth THB 22,000 for 2 hours. And that is just starting price, really! Who is running this operation?

[Mayurp]

Have been googleing all day today, most of the websites looked like smooci seeders. Got a few non-smooci providers, one of them is http://www.exclusive-amourclub.com. { exclusive-amourclub, }

Rates are sky high, just wondering how much to believe. Any one tried, reviews?

Any help will be fine.

[EihTooms]

Except for Bit Style I never had to pay upfront in any BJ bar in Bangkok or Pattaya.

That is my recollection too. Although my memory is vague after a few years absence on whether I might have Paid Upfront at times in Wood Bar!/Dr. BJ's Salon and I do remember that weird time they tried to get me to Pay Upfront at L0Litas.

Most of the time the girls don't even ask me if I want the BJ room or the Short Time room until we are walking up the stairs, away from the cashier. And they charge different rates for each.

Also, what starts as a BJ in a cubicle might evolve into a FS (despite no bed) and in some places the girl won't make that side deal with you privately but you will instead be charged more for it at the cashier on the way out.

[Syzygies]

That's funny. One of the reasons I stopped going to the Wood Bar is that the girls always looked way better in their pics than in reality, so the line up was quite disappointing.
But maybe times have changed.

Name a shop with realistic Pics. LOL I stopped about 3 years back, but before that there were the odd doable slim girl present. You never had to pay upfront there? That surprises me. I was always asked to pay first, even as regular, although possibly influenced by not being a BJ only customer. I was not aware there was an option to pay later, however I doubt there was an option not to pay what was supposed to be paid, so I see little practical difference.

[Syzygies]

I have changed to ABNB. I only eat fruits, cereals and coffee. I buy in the market and prepare in the room. I big savings over Hotel charges. I stay 4 nights in one area and then switch to another. In Nov I start in a great condo near Chong nansi and then 4 days later I'm in the Phrom Puong Soi 24 zone for 4 days. Undecided after that. Maybe off to Phuket or Chaing Mai. Of course the high season is upon us so rates will raise.

RL.

I recently stayed in fab skyrise apartment floor 52 I think, probably 10 minutes walk from Chong Nonsri maybe slightly more. Cost 1500 but was at least to the standard of what would expect to be 4 K. Only unfortunate thing was nearby food producers were crappy. Fine if I would have cooked my own, or ate expensive in the Hotel below. Even the Phat Thai noodles were awful at nearby open air cafe, and I would have needed to teach them how to make it. Was not even close to how it should be. Maybe they just don't have the right ingredients. So I had to move to a slightly better area for access to food markets. So location can be important. A lot of Thai food stalls are selling junky deep fried sausages, processed meat and fish balls (super el cheapo stuff), highly sweetened juices and other slurpy drinks, crap I would not touch, plus I don't eat rice and rarely noodles (low carbs). So that makes me a bit difficult.

[Mogwai]

However one thing I do like is being able to preview on twitter beforehand, their pics are accurate and I feel like I can make a better choice than the normal 30 second lineup you get and it's fun after to see the pics and recall dropping a load in her mouth.

That's funny. One of the reasons I stopped going to the Wood Bar is that the girls always looked way better in their pics than in reality, so the line up was quite disappointing.
But maybe times have changed.

[Mogwai]

I really wanted Bit Style to do well and gave them 5 tries. Of those 5 tries, only one, the second one, resulted in a Happy Blowjob Ending (BBBJ+CIM) for me. I aborted the mission the first and third visit because the girls were so impossibly unresponsive to my simple requests to go slower, no teeth and so on (I still paid of course). The last two times I stopped in I did not see a girl in the line up who was attractive enough to spend the 700-800 baht on as charged elsewhere, much less the 1300 baht charged at Bit Style. Actually, I never saw one girl in their line up of 5-7 girls on any of my 5 visits that matched or in any way beat the better looking girls at the other BJ Bars. At that time.

This was in the first few months they were open. I understand they have changed or revamped the environment and conditions a couple of times since then so maybe I will give them a 6th try someday.

In their first incarnation, the time I gave them 5 visits, they were trying to emulate the Japanese style pinsaro environment, including the very loud music on the overhead sound system supposedly to drown out the noise coming from sexual activities of couples or more on the other side of the cubicle walls. Which meant the girl and I had to shout opening comments meant to establish at least some chemistry. Worse, I had to shout simple requests during the act, like "COULD YOU PLEASE GO SLOWER AND MORE GENTLE?" huh? "I SAID, COULD YOU PLEASE GO SLOWER AND MORE GENTLE? CHA CHA BOW BOW?" oh. ok. Then she wouldn't. So I never knew if it was because she honestly could not hear me or did not understand or just didn't want to do it that way.

And one of the most annoying things was the lighting in the cubicles was exactly the opposite what it should have been. The lamp was anchored on a table across from the couch, not next to or, better, behind the couch. That meant my body in all its glorious wrinkles and fat rolls, was the star of the show and in full spotlight throughout the experience, while HER face was in dark shadow because the light source was behind her head or entirely obliterated for me after looking toward and essentially directly into the light for more than 2 minutes. The girls could just as well have been the ugliest girls in all of Bangkok if the lighting in the cubicle is such that their faces are cast in deep shadow during the session.

And, of course, as usual for virtually all BJ Bars, the only effort they made at furnishing the place with something truly accommodating to both getting and giving a blowjob was a couch and a hard floor. Period. Which meant there was zero effort at providing a better or more BJ-accommodating environment. I just could not find in either the line ups I saw or the accommodations one reason to pay 400-500 baht more than what other such bars were charging. Again, at that time. But I am willing to give it another try if I hear they got their shit together on some of the other really annoying, BJ-repellent factors I could not get past in those first 3-4 months of operation.

You must have had bad luck with the girls and the timing of your visits. I have been there about 4 or 5 times over a period of 2 years I think and I always had a good looking girl (in the range of 7+ to 8.5) and on average good service (ranging from satisfying to good to excellent). Only one girl was slightly disappointing (the youngest and pretties one I had, damn LOL) and some of them were more skilled and responsive than others but that's always the case.

I cannot recall they ever had loud music playing. Not to the point that the girls and me had to shout anyway.
I agree with you that the lighting could be better, but other than that: no complaints from me.

[Mogwai]

In my experience, all of the BJ bars are expecting the customer to pay up front, at least for the initial BJ. I could be wrong, and forget the system at Loli-tas.

Except for Bit Style I never had to pay upfront in any BJ bar in Bangkok or Pattaya.

[Robert Long]

That is amusing. Do I detect disguised racism? I am really just pulling your leg man. I am quite happy to state I don't prefer to be in Hotels full of the more stinky under arm races but even Farangs can be really bad on this issue too, and hate worst of all to be in with a Chinese tour, as they seem to take the prize for ill mannered. Hotels full of Arab types (Soi 3) were the most creepy as they seemed to stare at me and my girlfriend, and the lack of pork is an issue for Thai girls who eat mainly pork. LOL Hotels full of Japanese and Singapore guys were not an issue at all. Can even be preferred.

So I tend to stay in Hotels in the higher Soi numbers. E. g. Sakura Sky was a recent bargain basement stay in Soi 33 when just passing through and needing a place for sex. LOL Low Sois on Sukhumwit odd side up to 11 is not my preferred area. Prefer to be after that. On8 is good place though.

A great option for me is to stay in Hotels and take no Hotel breakfast at all. Look after my weight. Use Hotel microwave to heat up something healthy or cook some oats. I can make a drip filter coffee in my room. Have filter papers and a funnel and thermos. Most recently hotels at least have jug to boil water.

I have changed to ABNB. I only eat fruits, cereals and coffee. I buy in the market and prepare in the room. I big savings over Hotel charges. I stay 4 nights in one area and then switch to another. In Nov I start in a great condo near Chong nansi and then 4 days later I'm in the Phrom Puong Soi 24 zone for 4 days. Undecided after that. Maybe off to Phuket or Chaing Mai. Of course the high season is upon us so rates will raise.

RL.

[Syzygies]

If you pick the Ambassador, be sure to get a high floor in the tower. Buffet breakfast is a world tour. You'll see what I mean.
We are in the wrong message board this should be in hotels.
RL.

That is amusing. Do I detect disguised racism? I am really just pulling your leg man. I am quite happy to state I don't prefer to be in Hotels full of the more stinky under arm races but even Farangs can be really bad on this issue too, and hate worst of all to be in with a Chinese tour, as they seem to take the prize for ill mannered. Hotels full of Arab types (Soi 3) were the most creepy as they seemed to stare at me and my girlfriend, and the lack of pork is an issue for Thai girls who eat mainly pork. LOL Hotels full of Japanese and Singapore guys were not an issue at all. Can even be preferred.

So I tend to stay in Hotels in the higher Soi numbers. E. g. Sakura Sky was a recent bargain basement stay in Soi 33 when just passing through and needing a place for sex. LOL Low Sois on Sukhumwit odd side up to 11 is not my preferred area. Prefer to be after that. On8 is good place though.

A great option for me is to stay in Hotels and take no Hotel breakfast at all. Look after my weight. Use Hotel microwave to heat up something healthy or cook some oats. I can make a drip filter coffee in my room. Have filter papers and a funnel and thermos. Most recently hotels at least have jug to boil water.

[Syzygies]

It is so long since I've been to Wood Bar!/Dr. BJ's Salon, I didn't recall whether I paid upfront there or not and just took GettingFedUp's report on the system. But sometimes these things do vary. I was once asked to pay upfront at L0litas over the past 5-6 years. I declined and the cashier just smiled and waved me on. One time, a girl at Kasalong Bar placed a condom on the seat next to me and stopped to tear open the package before beginning to blow me. "Nope! We're not doing that." She sheepishly put it away. But these occasional attempts to change the deal is a reason I still will ask the girl those tedious questions before I agree to go up the stairs or to the room with her.

I really wanted Bit Style to do well and gave them 5 tries. Of those 5 tries, only one, the second one, resulted in a Happy Blowjob Ending (BBBJ+CIM) for me. I aborted the mission the first and third visit because the girls were so impossibly unresponsive to my simple requests to go slower, no teeth and so on (I still paid of course). The last two times I stopped in I did not see a girl in the line up who was attractive enough to spend the 700-800 baht on as charged elsewhere, much less the 1300 baht charged at Bit Style. Actually, I never saw one girl in their line up of 5-7 girls on any of my 5 visits that matched or in any way beat the better looking girls at the other BJ Bars. At that time.

In my experience, all of the BJ bars are expecting the customer to pay up front, at least for the initial BJ. I could be wrong, and forget the system at Loli-tas.

I can understand well that the odd girl has to be trained to go slow motion and no hands etc. , but is very surprising to have 4 out of 5 duds. I only ever tried 3 girls at Dr BJ. First was so-so I forget. 3rd was maybe letter Z with new implants, for FS and a bit disappointing from memory, so not good enough to repeat. 2nd girl was excellent so basically stuck with her still she stopped working. I also had regular at Loli-tas Anne till she stopped working, for FS. I rarely want just a BJ. Chrome bar experiences were generally pretty good. Can't remember a bad session at all.

For Kasalong, 1 girl was very good FS, and the other was so so (moderate) BJ only. However not exactly stunners. Above average looks, otherwise I would not take them

Girls still need to be hot and fun for me, and of course superb BBBJ super slow and slurpy technique does not go amiss.

So my success rate in these type of establishments is above my normal success rate, better than for general soapy and bar girls, and even better than for oily MP girls, I think. So a little surprising to hear a poor success rate. Less can go wrong, I would have thought, but yes a bad BJ technique can be excruciating, so perhaps that is why I am not a guy keen to just lie back and be blown. I am wanting to be more active.

My regular Shark girl kissy Patty gives a very good BBBJ to CIM even with teeth braces, so have that to fall back on if ever struggling to cum. Stunningly beautiful pussy though. That is my thing. LOL

[Syzygies]

I fondly remember back to when Cowboy was a Coyote free zone, and ladyboy free zone. LOL.

There should legislation to keep the ladyboys out and in their own zone.

Last night was shocked to see 3 or 4 ladyboys all with blonde to reddish blonde hair now appearing to work at 5 Star. So nude female dancers inside still, but the ladyboys remained clothed.

They initially were outside, but came into the bar with a group of Asian customers and were generally making a nuisance of themselves by standing in front of my area. The old guy Farang with white hair next to me was gawking at them and asks me are they real girls. I say no fucking way are they real ladies. All tall "girls" with evident surgeries. One comes over and sits on his lap. He is telling me that yes she is a real girl and has a sweet little girl voice. Yes as real as the sole of my foot.

Two things are disturbing. Mixed bars with girls and a few ladyboys, LBs not even that stunning or charming. LOL Also the fact that 5 star bar was a lot busier than I ever saw before, even though the LBs were initially outside. I had thought this bar was going to become an expats style of bar, with all girls low on surgeries. How wrong I was!

I had Oiy come to me. She did not seem very enthused about the ladyboys there at all. Oiy is petite young girl, slim but curvy, very tight, with body 9 out of 10 perfection. Would be a 10 with slightly bigger ass and tits. Tits shimmer beautifully when she dances nude. Her slit looks very beautiful too. Face is a 7+ maybe 8, with very Thai little upturned nose. Skin not dark. Oiy was a bit of a starfish first time I went with her. Yet her body looks so hot, and I was so horny, that I took her again, with my regulars unavailable. Her performance was a bit better than first time, still very conservative and shy. She does not really suit me perfectly with very tight small pussy. However because she is not restrictive at all and even includes tongue kissing, I could make it work. Just have to tolerate she can only take about 2 inches in, in BBBJ, and for sex have to insert just half a dick and gradually work up to more, as her pussy naturally stretches. By 15 to 20 min fucking mark, she is taking almost full dick in doggy. She does not complain, push away, or restrict in any way, so by going gently I can make it work. At the end I ask was everything OK and she still had no complaints at all despite a reasonably extended fuck. I can't say she is into it big time as yet. No evidence of a cum for her, despite my DATY best efforts. However I managed to allow myself to enjoy her body. LOL No girl in Crazy House has looks this good for the whole package at the moment and all natural.

What I refer to as dick scared girls, are girls that are not helping to make it work despite some difficulties, instead having stiff legs, pushing away, etc. That is what typically causes my dick to crash. However this girl no problem. I recognise that her pussy is not perfect for me. I prefer a bit bigger without the low uterus in the way but still gripping softly nicely. Most of my regular girls are mothers, in fact all my remaining regulars are mothers. I lost the last few non mothers recently. Even one of my regular girl mothers is a bit to tight in the pussy for me. LOL Fortunately my regular GF has pussy of perfection for me. Moderately tight, but can take it all with a bit of stretching.

Did you guys all understand the average pussy has uterus bulge only about 3 to 4 inches in easily reachable my fingers, and average vagina maybe only 4 inches to 5 inches max long before starts naturally stretching. So giving a girl time to stretch gradually is important rather than just hard bang bang from the start. I imagine some girls are very scared because they expect the guy to go hard bang bang, which is actually not my style (but they don't know me if first time).

You really want girls to be enjoying and not scared so that their pussy muscles will want to grip your cock to make a nice feeling. My regular MP girl will visit my Hotel shortly. More for her, no management overhead. LOL.