Bangkok Reports

**Wimble** · 07-06-18 17:59

In the FL market, I like the 22-25 age group. Not hardened and not too many miles.

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

Not sure why any guys have this fantasy about banging young virgins, it sure does suck fucking them.

**Wimble** · 07-06-18 17:48

ROTFLMAF! One slip and you are in deep SHXT! Dude, it is actually a natural thing to happen if one does greek often enough. One big reason why I don't like greek. Better call housekeeping and get new sheets!! The pussy farts are also normal if you push deep enough and if she is tight enough. Heh Heh.

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

When I pulled out to change position, the girl laid a turd on my bed. My condom had shit all over it. What the fuck! This is the first time in my life this has ever happened. I've done anal probably 13 times before. This was a nightmare. She yanked the condom off and ran into the bathroom and locked the door. She showered and cried in the bathroom for like 10 minutes. I think she was embarrassed.

**MonkeyPaw** · 07-06-18 10:30

Originally Posted by NakedGunz [View Original Post]

Seems you simply found another scammer to me. I personally think the screamers are just another tactic to get you to stop- and for her, it worked. I had one in Kenya, screaming like a fucking fool, and the hotel kitchen just on the opposite wall. All their kitchen noise just completely stopped. She had not done that before. If they want to play that game, I simply keep going until I'm finished.

The Viet I had in Singapore played the hold me game. You know the one when they grab you like they own you, and don't let go until you give in? I gave in, but in the room, she was in ecstasy riding me cowgirl. One of my more memorable shags.

Who knows? All I know is that if I was at the Radisson Blu with soundproof walls, I wouldn't care. I would have let screamed so loud her people in Hanoi could hear her. At this hotel with thinner walls, I did care. Some other stuff girls do are not brush their teeth, so you won't kiss them. Turn temperature up, so you get hot and tired. Turn off all lights. Fart during sex. All to turn you off, so they can shorten the session. I've found ways to combat those spells, but the screaming thing I have not. I've pretty much dealt with it all. I just learned, if you are going to get a so so experience from a girl, at least make sure it's a girl who is top notch in looks. At least with most of my girls, most guys tell me that they were hot, cute, or pretty in the looks department. I feel sorry for those who get bad experiences from average to ugly girls. Geez. But it still poses the question, in this game would you want to keep trying for the prettiest and best looking girls, but only getting good service half of the time OR go after the average looking to below average looking girls and getting better service? Also, pretend that money isn't an issue here. I think mostly everybody would go for the stunners and top looking girls if wasn't about budget and money limitations. And please don't mention to me that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is whatever majority of opinion says it is. If "most" people say Baccara has the best looking girls and is the best go go club in Bangkok, then it is. Majority opinion always wins.

**MonkeyPaw** · 07-06-18 10:08

Originally Posted by GCNovice [View Original Post]

I was there recently and the BF was 700 baht. It could be that I only asked for ST? I usually do not visit go-go bar because of the mamasan and drinks. I think I know which fat ugly mamasan you are talking about, I have a hate for 1 too. I went to billboards for two nights. Any ways, if you go back look for #14, #19, #39, or #804.

Number #19 is a con though, watch out for her.

Somebody else mentioned #84 along with the numbers above. I went to Billboard last night, #19 was not working but the rest of the girls listed above were 14,39, 804, and 84. Out of those, only one had any boobs to speak of, and that was #39. The rest were not to my liking at all. Monkeypaw is not into flat chested girls at all. About #39, she used to work at Shark Bar as a coyote and I have already fucked her when she worked at Shark. She has bigger than average natural perky boobs, a decent lay, and very pleasing, but I wouldn't grab her again because she looks as if she's been playing "ice" and lost a lot weight. She smiled at me and I pretended not to recognize her. None of the rest of the girls working were brave enough to approach me. I see them even smiling at these groups of Indian guys, but never me. They pretty much know that I don't fall for their hustles. Ha ha, got to love it when the girls can recognize a true blue player like me. There was a sexy one I liked on the bath tub side, but I couldn't see to clearly, maybe next time. The fat mamasan came and sat next to me, asked where I was from, and then immediately asked for a drink. I looked at her and told her ass, "About 2 months ago I came here and barfined a girl, I also spent about 2000 baht on drinks, bought YOU (pointed to her) 2 drinks, tipped you 100 baht, and tipped the waitress 100 baht. But the only the waitress came to me to pay her respects. Let me guess, YOU don't remember me, right? YOU should always remember those who were KIND to you. Now please go away! If I barfine a girl tonight, it will be with another mamasan". Then I made this hand gesture to go away and shoo off. She gave me a dumb look and left. Told you I wasn't like a typical customer. I have no problem spend money, but if you disrespect me, I will embarrass your ass. I stayed there for about 40 minutes running up a 500 drink bill for just me and tipped out my waitress 100 baht.

Next I went to Thermae and I was immediately greeted by the owner as soon as I walked in. If you don't know by now, the owner of Thermae also works as a waiter. He is the older very short guy that looks Japanese. Within minutes, I ended up grabbing a repeat girl I have already reviewed on ISG and have been with at Thermae 2 times previously. She is slim, has man made boobs, petite but with a nice ass, and white skin. Her braces makes her look younger than 26. We went back to hotel and tonight she seemed more frisky than before. I decided to take her all the way. She took quite a long shower and was super clean for me. I broke out all my toys, but forgot to charge them. The batteries ran out. She would have let me bared sex her if I wanted, but that's not my style. I refuse to let myself get stressed out for the risk. Instead I was eating her out doggy style and decided to do some ass licking. She was smooth all over. Once I made it all wet underneath, I fucked her doggy and kept playing with her asshole. I broke out some baby oil rubbed it all over ass. I slowly opened her ass up with fingers, my out battery small toy, and then my cock. She let me fuck her ass her a solid 15 minutes, deep. Then once again, all hell broke loose. When I pulled out to change position, the girl laid a turd on my bed. My condom had shit all over it. What the fuck! This is the first time in my life this has ever happened. I've done anal probably 13 times before. This was a nightmare. She yanked the condom off and ran into the bathroom and locked the door. She showered and cried in the bathroom for like 10 minutes. I think she was embarrassed. Well that was the end of my night. I reassured her that this happens all the time to me, so I was used to it. I was lying my ass off to make her feel better. She said she never let anybody do that before. I reassured her that I was fine and not upset. I paid her 3500 and let her leave. She wanted to hold my hand as we were walking out. Sorry, but I don't hold hands with any girls, much less one that just shitted on my bed. I spent the rest of the night telling this story to another board member and cleaning my hotel sheets. Looking forward to my next adventure tonight.

**Amnesia** · 07-06-18 05:03

Gogo bars are just brothels with a better presentation of the girls, I. E. They are naked and dance, so you can make an informed decision who you want. You go there to get a girl for sex, not for partying, unless you go with a bunch of friends maybe (but then even G-clubs can be fun). So you drink while you're sitting and watching and selecting. It's not that these bars have very sophisticated shows or that the girls could dance. Even those bars that try to be a bit more sophisticated by having some show elements usually aren't that much fun because they're not in the show business but in the sell-farm-girls-to-mongers business. Most of these shows rather make you laugh.

That setup was ok with me some years ago when girls were young, pretty, and naked; barfines and rates were reasonable; and people were friendly and not constantly harassing you to buy drinks and girls. My old condo used to be around the corner of Soi Cowboy and I went there almost every week and had quite some fun with the girls. At that time, the coyote nonsense just started.

These days there is too much bullshit. Coyotes who drink but don't fuck; double ladydrink scams; barfines of 1500 Baht (that's what I used to pay for ST! ST rates of 3000 Baht; unfriendly staff and girls constantly asking for drinks and to take a girl. It's not that sex is difficult to get in Bangkok, even now with Nataree and all the soapie disappearing. For someone living here, the agogos are just not good value for money anymore. I rather stick to my freebies and some freelancer every once in a while. They're all much cheaper and nicer.

**EihTooms** · 07-06-18 01:11

Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]

The Go Go bar business model. While things are tamer now, 20 years ago, that 40 kilo spinner #999 with flat tits was grinding an untrimmed Bush in your face while you threw $1 beers down your gullet. The business model was and is.

Get them drunk. Fast.

That's right folks, the bar don't make shit from bar fines compared to that rack of miners from Oz who are drinking Bangkok dry. Yes, Mathilda, alcohol tends to lower inhibitions. That meek little man from Merseyside is now in his 17 beer, bellowing like an aroused bullfrog more beer wench more pussy argggg burp as waitresses bring drinks and triple his check bin bahts falling out of his pocket here baby have this purple piece of paper give me a kiss face plant burp more beer.

Drink, drank drunk, forget. Now it's fine to nurse a drink or nondrink, but they don't really want you there because you are either a Cheap Charlie or A non drinker. Either way you don't fit the model.

Drink, drunk, spend forget. Think of the despair in Mamasans eyes as an old expat walks into nurse his water and memories while taking a seat at the drip bar, thereby denying a seat to that gaggle of twenty something first trip Millwall boys who have never seen Asian pussy and cheap beer one place!

LOL. Only problem for bars with girls attached as the lure is they are not really necessary for me or anyone else to achieve the ultimate goal of 1) Getting drunk, 2) Getting drunk with my buddies, 3) Meeting Thai girls, 4) Getting drunk with Thai girls, 5) Meeting and/or getting drunk with Thai girls who will be fucking or sucking me within the hour if I want. It was always the case that those bars were merely an entertaining option, not an absolute necessity for getting drunk and/or getting well laid by Thai girls all over the place. And it is more true now than ever.

By contrast, those bars do need me or others like me to achieve their ultimate goal of 1) Pay their bills and stay in business. They need me even though I am closer to being the slow water drinker than to the two-fisted chuggers supposedly showing up by the busloads (but not really, not from what I've observed).

The challenge built into their business model is to add something so compelling to the environment most certainly related to the girls they use as the lure that I cannot resist the draw into their establishment to spend my money there instead of achieving my ultimate goal of getting well laid and sucked by Thai girls for a fraction of the cost elsewhere. If they fall short of meeting that challenge, I do myself and the next monger interested in the same ultimate goal no favors by piling up check bins for my drinks and lady drinks anyway just because some disapproving, sad faced staffers really, really want me to.

**MichaelSamuel** · 07-06-18 01:02

Kassalong, or other BJ bars. And any MPs, 24,24/1 in particular. Those are your best daytime options. My normal MO is the MPs / BJ Bars during afternoon. Then gogos at night. You get the girls "fresher" at the MPs and gogo girl selection at night. You can always have your gogo contacts for daytime but since the girls work nights they want to sleep during the day.

Originally Posted by Shekhar647 [View Original Post]

Champions- any day time places to go? Tried Smooci- not that great experience- photos are heavily photoshopped.

**Bubba Boy** · 07-06-18 00:41

Originally Posted by NakedGunz [View Original Post]

I personally think the screamers are just another tactic to get you to stop

You mean these girls are not genuine when they are with us? I am totally shocked by this comment and do not believe it.

**Naked Gunz** · 07-05-18 22:05

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

. She used my pillow as a muffle and ripped my pillowcase with her teeth. There was spit everywhere, literally, I thought this girl was dying. She looked like she was possessed by the devil and my room was a scene from the Exorcist. Her eyes kept rolling back when I was pounding her. I had to stop after 30 minutes. I told her to just hand job me until I finished. Oh well, I got my 30 minutes of cardio in for the day. No regrets, but I would not repeat. but I just can't deal screamers in bed.

Seems you simply found another scammer to me. I personally think the screamers are just another tactic to get you to stop- and for her, it worked. I had one in Kenya, screaming like a fucking fool, and the hotel kitchen just on the opposite wall. All their kitchen noise just completely stopped. She had not done that before. If they want to play that game, I simply keep going until I'm finished.

The Viet I had in Singapore played the hold me game. You know the one when they grab you like they own you, and don't let go until you give in? I gave in, but in the room, she was in ecstasy riding me cowgirl. One of my more memorable shags.

**Amnesia** · 07-05-18 16:57

Originally Posted by Shekhar647 [View Original Post]

Champions- any day time places to go? Tried Smooci- not that great experience- photos are heavily photoshopped.

Dating apps.

**Nyezhov** · 07-05-18 13:12

Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]

It would be naive to think that is what the original poster think. The actual scenario is going to fall in between the two extremes. The profitability is determined by which extreme it is close to. Is that good for the owner when a gogo bar is run like an all you can eat buffet without time limit? Sooner or later, the owners will figure out a new way to get more income when they get smarter. If you look at KTV, the entry price is a lot higher than one drink, and there is a time component built into the cost. Gogo bar is very cheap in comparison.

The Go Go bar business model. While things are tamer now, 20 years ago, that 40 kilo spinner #999 with flat tits was grinding an untrimmed Bush in your face while you threw $1 beers down your gullet. The business model was and is.

Get them drunk. Fast.

That's right folks, the bar don't make shit from bar fines compared to that rack of miners from Oz who are drinking Bangkok dry. Yes, Mathilda, alcohol tends to lower inhibitions. That meek little man from Merseyside is now in his 17 beer, bellowing like an aroused bullfrog more beer wench more pussy argggg burp as waitresses bring drinks and triple his check bin bahts falling out of his pocket here baby have this purple piece of paper give me a kiss face plant burp more beer.

Drink, drank drunk, forget. Now it's fine to nurse a drink or nondrink, but they don't really want you there because you are either a Cheap Charlie or A non drinker. Either way you don't fit the model.

Drink, drunk, spend forget. Think of the despair in Mamasans eyes as an old expat walks into nurse his water and memories while taking a seat at the drip bar, thereby denying a seat to that gaggle of twenty something first trip Millwall boys who have never seen Asian pussy and cheap beer one place!

Drink drank drunk spend forget. Drain that beer buy that lady drink hoot and holler ring that bell f*ck me mate how much did we drink last night.

It's a party scene. How do you make more money. A quiet, sedate venue where old guys listlessly stir drinks with their fingers and dancers gyrate like snails to Tom Jones hits, or a fucking horror show party where guys are having screaming chug contests to throbbing Thai EDM while naked babes gyrate on their laps pouring bottles of Veuve in their mouths and drizzling down their perky breasts.

Party! Testosterone! Pussy! Ramp it up! Oooooorah! Spend spends pens.

Disclaimer. Not for me no more. Too old.

Some new thoughts for the monger from Comrade Yezhov, all based on actual scenes.

1. If your man boobs are bigger than the bar girls, don't wear wifebeaters.

2. Thai girls love a sense of humour. That does not include taking your teeth out and clicking them at a girl young enough To be your granddaughter.

3. Hauling off and laying a long lizard lick on a dancers face without buying a ladydrink might get you beat.

4. Getting between two LadyBoys fighting G outside of Thermae will get you beat.

Have fun!

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**Ed Setra** · 07-05-18 12:43

Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]

.......as you kiss that new love of your life, remember that she was behind the dumpster pulling a 2 minute chowder slurp with me for 500 b.

'500 Baht chowder slurp', love it.

**MonkeyPaw** · 07-05-18 11:48

Although it's about everyday that I am able to pay for play with a girl, I only report when something happens out of the norm. Tonight I started off at Baccara Soi Cowboy at around 8:10. I waltzed in and decided I wanted to sit on the bottom floor, near the stairs directly facing the TV. The mamasan that wears glasses (not the botoxed face one with the hat) was already sitting there with her check off sheet for girls coming in for their shifts. I then jumped at her seat, smiled at her, shooed her aside, and took a seat next to her. I've known her for a few years now, so we have that type of relationship. I bought her a couple of glasses of red wine and we just sat and started to chit chat about some of the girls there. She asked me why I don't take as many girls from downstairs as I used to. I told her, for the most part, I've went through half of the club already. She said there a a few there that are pretty that I haven't gone with. I looked at her and smiled, and said "I bet there is a reason why." I told her I know that these few girls get the most complaints from customers. I even pointed out the ones on stage to her. The girls hate it when I sit with the mamasan and point them out one by one. They know I am talking shit about them. They just give me dirty looks and roll their eyes. These few girls are known to prey on new and first time customers. They smile, wink, come down for some drinks, ask to boom boom, take your money up front, make you pay more than the required barfine, pocket 400 extra baht into their purses, take you to the short time room across, give you horrible and lousy service, sometimes leaving you in the room by yourself after 45 minutes, and then go back and find another victim. Be careful of girls who take cash from a customer to go pay the barfine instead of adding it to the final bill that the waitress settles. That's why they don't dare smile at me, I know their scams to well. And I avoid them as well. I also give the heads up to anybody that hangs out with me at Baccara. Customers can't really complain because these few girls make money for the club. And besides their victims are always the new customers who carry no status in this scene. If you are hip top their game, these girls won't even smile or approach you because they know that you know. That's why we just avoid each other. Even after 4 years, not a Hello, not even once. After running up about a 1000 baht bill in drinks, I headed off to see what's happening at Thermae.

Got there around 9:15, mainly Asian customers tonight. There was this one very young Korean, short guy with long hair. His face looked very girly, but obviously we was a guy. He was standing right next to me trying to ask some questions to these two Thai girls. They kept giggling. I overheard them tell him that he had a face "same same lady ". He just stared back at them with an astonished look. It was pretty funny actually. I decided to make it more entertaining for everyone as I was getting bored. I walked up to him and the girls and said "Hi, how are you. " Both girls smiled and said "Sawadee Ka" back. I frowned at them and told them, "sorry, I was talking to her" and pointed at the short young pretty Korean guy with long hair. I then asked him "how much for short time?" His eyes got big and he slurred out, "I am man! Not Thai lady!" I told him "sorry, I don't know, you look same like a girl". He got a little mad and walked off. I smiled at the girls and went back to my stool to sit. Within 15 minutes of hanging out, I saw my play thing for this evening. She was standing towards the back tables behind in the back. She was away from the rest of the girls. She stood out like a sore thumb. I am an expert when it comes to recognizing this shit, so I quickly made my move before some other guy did. She was taller about 5'5", slim, and very white skin. Her feature did not resemble Thai at all. I went up to her and asked her name in Thai. She only smiled, but looked a bit scared. I whispered "you can't understand because you are not Thai right?" She nodded in agreement. Then I asked her how much? She put up 3 fingers for short time for 3000 baht. I said okay, no problem and we left. I knew that she did not want the girls around her knowing she was a foreigner working there.

My first guess was that she was Chinese or Vietnamese, but I waited to ask her outside as we were walking. Her name sounded like Nhung? And she told me she was from Hanoi. She came to BKK with a couple of other girls to work Thermae. It was nice to get lucky with a Viet girl and having a break from Thai girls. Although I'm from HK, I speak a little Vietnamese as well so it made the getting to know you part easy. She was very pretty and had ample boobs. Her white skin made her stand out from the rest of the girls at Thermae. Her looks was what made her a rare gem in the bar. But that's about where the good part ended. We went back to the room and her service was so so. She didn't want to do BBBJ and from there it all went downhill. On top, she came after 5 minutes of grinding (I have that effect) and then got tired. From that point she was so sensitive that she kept screaming too loud when we switched positions to fuck even more. I was scared my neighbors would call reception and tell them that there was a murder being committed. She used my pillow as a muffle and ripped my pillowcase with her teeth. There was spit everywhere, literally I thought this girl was dying. She looked like she was possessed by the devil and my room was a scene from the Exorcist. Her eyes kept rolling back when I was pounding her. I had to stop after 30 minutes. I told her to just hand job me until I finished. Oh well, I got my 30 minutes of cardio in for the day. No regrets, but I would not repeat. While she was in my room, I was messaging another ISG member about my find. I wanted to snap some photos of her to which she was a bit camera shy. After our session, I asked her for her contact info. She gave me her WeChat in case I ever visit Hanoi, but I was just actually just trying get access and steal some photos to send to him. Perhaps another guy would have better luck with her. She and her friends are here until the 11th. Sorry to nit pick, but I just can't deal screamers in bed.