Nairobi

[Zimzam]

It seems she / he (the author of the stories) is in fact following the discussion about the reality-content of the person and "her" stories, as can be seen in the last Episode: " Episode 11: Of Coming Out Of The Closet"

This is an excerpt of it:

""And other mail from people who wish to know whether I am for real. I find them all funny and interesting.

Well the reason some people doubt my existence on the streets is supposedly because I express myself in 'proper' English and show some sense of 'intelligence'. Quite some basis for the doubts. A prostitute is assumed to be a little daft. Just like the thief, she is the loser who opts to go for the shortcut rather than confront life's challenges head on, like decent people do. To some extent there is truth in this, the same way there is some hypocrisy in it, but that is a story for some other day.""

The full story can be found here:

http://www.nairobinights.co.cc/2011/....html#comments

[Member #4148]

I have to agree with you brother, these tales cannot be the work of a Koinange street malaya. I have spent most of my life in Nairobi, and have been with numerous working girls. Yes, some do have some decent education, some are even university students, but I have never in my life come across any with the linguistic skills in this blog.

She has an articulate client who, instead of paying in cash, reimburses her in trade as her copy editor. I can imagine stranger arrangements.

[Tonkazan]

I'm going to have to call "bull shit" on this nairobi nights girl. I think that it's just someone trying to cash in on the trend for working girls to write autobiographies after that one girl in London made a tonne of money from her Belle de Jour book and TV series which resulted in several working girls writing similar books.

Would make me laugh if, as part of her research, she reads ISG, LOL.

I have gotten e-mails from loads of malayas, and their writing abilities are far below this nairobi nights girl. Most of them struggle with spelling and complete sentences. This girl has at least a basic university degree, and I think that even an English major would have better career options than being a malaya in Kenya.

All IMHO naturally.

I have to agree with you brother, these tales cannot be the work of a Koinange street malaya. I have spent most of my life in Nairobi, and have been with numerous working girls. Yes, some do have some decent education, some are even university students, but I have never in my life come across any with the linguistic skills in this blog.

[Luvemblack]

You are so right, just what I was thinking!

ISG has been infiltrated.

The clear evidence points to her call sign being 'Expat Kenya' with the material written by a ghost writer.

Except she seems to favour Mzungus!

I disagree. I live in Kenya and know quite a number of working girls. Many have university degrees or degrees from a equivalent to a two year college. Or many are working their way through university. I find her credible since I have heard similar stories from girls I know. Especially about the "husband".

[Jbond]

I recently spent another great week in Nairobi, and it is time for me to report back.

This post is dedicated to a particular audience. Western white colleagues facing Nairobi for the first time. It is not a guideline for locals (they know much better than anybody else) and the rules applicable to them are different than those applicable to a muzungu. Being a white, European monger for the second time in Kenya, and having available local knowledge (Kenyan colleagues) , I thought to provide some guidelines, based on what I know and what I experienced.

First, the facts.

Arrived on Sunday afternoon, and went more or less straight to Simmers, a place where I found unconditional fun last time I was there. Got a beer, sat down, and started to look around. As usual, within 10 minutes a girl approached me, Julie. Small. 27 why / o (she said) , one child, definitely drunk. Started to chat, good vibes.

She was not a stunner by all means, but I had a good feeling about her. She was not in for business, and my attempts to gather an offer did not result in much of a result. She seemed to like me, and she wanted to spend the night with a muzungu (white guy) , even for free. We went back to my place, Chester House, walking (that is why I have chosen the place, walking distance, no taxi needed). Harassed on the way by the usual beggars (women with children on their back) , but I could not care less, they are harmless. Spent the night with her, and paid her with a kiss and a promise to be back with her later in the week.

On Monday, back to Simmers, found Julie back, this time more sober. Same story, this time agreed on a 1500 KES, good sex. She provides a decent BBBJ, and she is a hot little woman.

On Tuesday, a different girl approached me, younger and more attractive. I made a mistake there, did not negotiate fees in advance. She was disappointing. Only CBJ on offer, hot body, she came a number of times (soaked my couch) , and wanted 3000 KES in the morning. Paid her and got rid of her presence, not to repeat.

On Wednesday I went back to Simmers, but did not find anything of my liking. I was not in the right mood, probably a bit spent after three nights of fun. I decided to check out Madhouse, also at walking distance. 300 KES entrance, loud music, hard pro's inside. A few stunning women around, did not investigate offers, and I was not approached. Left after a while, Madhouse is not the place for me.

On Thursday went back to Simmers, Julie again, another night of good, relaxed fun with her. Julie does not come easily, she likes DATY but not to finish. She came a couple of times in cowgirls though. The big advantage of girls like Julie is that they do not break my balls, do not try to cheat or steal, and they keep me warm at night.

On Friday, last evening, I was approached by

Great report. You seem to have hit a rich seam at Simmers and you did well on price as well for Nairobi, averaging 1, 500 Kes a shot. Try 'Black Diamond' in Westlands next time. Free entry, reasonable bar prices and the best looking girls tend to go there. Some of the stunners go for less in 'Black Diamond' as against Madhouse, which is usually the later more expensive pitstop / option.

[Arthur66]

I recently spent another great week in Nairobi, and it is time for me to report back.

This post is dedicated to a particular audience. Western white colleagues facing Nairobi for the first time. It is not a guideline for locals (they know much better than anybody else) and the rules applicable to them are different than those applicable to a muzungu. Being a white, European monger for the second time in Kenya, and having available local knowledge (Kenyan colleagues) , I thought to provide some guidelines, based on what I know and what I experienced.

First, the facts.

Arrived on Sunday afternoon, and went more or less straight to Simmers, a place where I found unconditional fun last time I was there. Got a beer, sat down, and started to look around. As usual, within 10 minutes a girl approached me, Julie. Small. 27 why / o (she said) , one child, definitely drunk. Started to chat, good vibes.

She was not a stunner by all means, but I had a good feeling about her. She was not in for business, and my attempts to gather an offer did not result in much of a result. She seemed to like me, and she wanted to spend the night with a muzungu (white guy) , even for free. We went back to my place, Chester House, walking (that is why I have chosen the place, walking distance, no taxi needed). Harassed on the way by the usual beggars (women with children on their back) , but I could not care less, they are harmless. Spent the night with her, and paid her with a kiss and a promise to be back with her later in the week.

On Monday, back to Simmers, found Julie back, this time more sober. Same story, this time agreed on a 1500 KES, good sex. She provides a decent BBBJ, and she is a hot little woman.

On Tuesday, a different girl approached me, younger and more attractive. I made a mistake there, did not negotiate fees in advance. She was disappointing. Only CBJ on offer, hot body, she came a number of times (soaked my couch) , and wanted 3000 KES in the morning. Paid her and got rid of her presence, not to repeat.

On Wednesday I went back to Simmers, but did not find anything of my liking. I was not in the right mood, probably a bit spent after three nights of fun. I decided to check out Madhouse, also at walking distance. 300 KES entrance, loud music, hard pro's inside. A few stunning women around, did not investigate offers, and I was not approached. Left after a while, Madhouse is not the place for me.

On Thursday went back to Simmers, Julie again, another night of good, relaxed fun with her. Julie does not come easily, she likes DATY but not to finish. She came a couple of times in cowgirls though. The big advantage of girls like Julie is that they do not break my balls, do not try to cheat or steal, and they keep me warm at night.

On Friday, last evening, I was approached by Lena. What a woman! Hot body, excellent BBBJ, she enjoyed sex as much as I did. She wanted to be taken on the couch in mish, than on the carpet, than back on the couch doggy style, than in bed. I do not know how many time she came, but the apartment was smelling of us violently in the morning. At a certain moment she begged me to finish, after three straight hours of hard fuck. She offered a CIM, which I gladly accepted. Damage 1000 for taxi and 1000 for her, all well deserved.

A few things that I observed and wish to share, especially dedicated to fellow westerner mongers not experienced with the local scene:

1. Nairobi centre is safe. Beggars are the only noticeable nuisance, but I never felt threatened.

2. Simmers girls are not freebies and not pro, somewhere in the middle. They are in for money, but if they do not find anybody they are happy to spend the night drinking beer and chatting.

3. Girls have a relaxed approach to safe sex. Both Julie and Lena made it clear that to have a raw muzungu dick inside them wasn't a problem. At all. I obviously declined, but you must be aware of this matter.

4. All girls at Simmers have some fascinating story to tell. Most of them say they have a job (even a shop of their own) , and present themselves as 'I like you, I love you, you are so funny and handsome'. I discounted all their stories at 100, and I advise you to do the same. IMHO, lying and bullshitting is an art in Kenya and in Africa as a whole, just do not believe anything you hear from them. The funny thing is that they know you know they are BS you. On the other side, if you have a story on your own, you would know they know you are BS them. But as long as both know of the BS of the other, there is no problem. It almost feels as a undeclared competition on who has the most original BS to tell, keeping a straight face and without making it feel too real. I found it fascinating.

5. On the topic Simmers v. Madhouse, my take is that it depends on what you want. I like Simmers because it has a 'local' sphere, with very few muzungus around. Which is great for me, as the competition is low. Madhouse is more artificial, more expensive, and frequented by both whites and affluent locals. Girls are dressed to kill, but I suspect they are after money as first, second and third priority. Simmers girls like to have a muzungu, while Madhouse girls like to have the muzungu money. And at Madhouse, if you are not dressed up in style, there is a fair chance nobody will approach you. That means you have to approach them, putting yourself in a weak negotiating position.

6. Girls are not used to long sex sessions. Their way of lovemaking is passionate but short. Local guys, they told me, are able to have two-three orgasms per night, so they do not really care about spreading out sex for more than 10-15 minutes each time. Girls, after being loved for 30 minutes maximum, having a few orgasms (they cum easy) , expects you to shoot your load and fall asleep. Sex is considered, in general, as a time where she gets pounded without too many compliments for a little time until he comes. For muzungus like myself, used to completely different requirements from white girls (the longer the sex the better the lover) could find it difficult to cope with a girl who, after less than one hour altogether (arrival to the room to him orgasming) , feels like a train has hit her. Completely wasted and a bit shocked. While the hell are you not cumming? It is difficult to understand for them that, for me as well as for many other men, lovemaking is a pleasure in itself.

7. If you like anal sex, be aware that local girls in general do not even know what is it. Let's stay liking it or even trying it. After much sweet talking, I eventually convinced Lena to get a DATY with a bit of a finger in her butt (a technique that delivers incredible female orgasms when mastered) , but that was already unheard of, and felt strange to her. And if you like refined oral skills, you got to be lucky. However, they get 'hot' easily, enjoy preliminaries (deep and very wet kissing, and boy, they can kiss!) , and are enthusiastic lovers. They can take a well-endowed man, full power, without a winch. As long as it does not last too long each time.

8. At Simmers I found that the best technique is to be chosen v. Choose a girl. Because they are not hard pros, they do not necessarily fall for the dress, the shoes or the watch you wear. Or in other words, they are not necessarily looking for a rich guy. As a muzungu, I was at the top of the food chain anyway (all girls wants to have a white lover at least once) , so if you are like me, just sit and wait. A few uglies will approach you, asking for a beer, a cigarette, or just money from you. Just say no and they will eventually leave you in peace.

9. Do not treat them as hookers. Do not talk explicitly of money for sex, and do not refer to their 'business'. In their mind, they are not hookers, and you are not exactly a customer. If you want to know what they expect from you, ask her how much would they like as taxi contribution and as a small sign of appreciation (a small gift for her. Means money, but without talking about money). You will get a figure, say 2000-3000 KES, and that will indicatively become the price per night. Beware however, no business is ever carved in stone in Africa. It is possible that the day after additional 'gifts' will be requested. Keep some spare change at hand.

10. Take into account that, for westerner standards, Nairobi scene is cheap. One Euro is 100 KES, so 3000 KES (a lot of money for a local girl) is just about 30 EURO. In Kenya there is a difference between local and gringo prices, as in all developing countries. If you are white, you are automatically rich. If you present yourself as, say, an English and a tourist, expect the level of gifts to go up. Kenyan girls are not stupid.

11. While cheap in comparison to developed countries, you (as western guy) must consider that you cannot spoil the market for locals, even if you can easily afford a 10. 000 KES shag. Keep prices down. One way of doing it (the way I used) is to present yourself as coming from a 'strange' country (I chose Singapore) , in Nairobi looking for a job (means unemployed and penniless) , and negotiating from there. It worked nicely for me. After all, if they tell you stories (like I love you baby after 10 minutes of pointless conversation) you can do the same, can't you?

12. Be nice to people, it is highly appreciated and it will reward you. There is a lot of cheating and lying going on, but it belongs to the environment. Find the right girl, and you will find a hot lover available to spend the night with you every night, for a modest compensation, and with a lot of fun for both.

13. Be prudent. Nairobi centre is not dangerous, but if you get wasted on local beer (Tusker, it is stronger than it seems) , walk around in confusional state, and drop your guard, it is almost guaranteed somebody will try to abuse the situation. Either scamming or stealing. Prepare your scene well, hide your belongings, avoid taxis if you can walk to and from destination, or negotiate taxi fares in advance. Nairobi is not London or Hamburg, all business agreements are about how fool the one is v. The other. So try to look as smart, experienced, and in the know as you can.

Concluding, I had a lot of fun in Nairobi, and I could easily consider the place as my 'retirement' option. I genuinely like local people, and I find local women much more feminine than the spoiled, neurotic, and high-maintenance 'ladies' in Europe. Kenyan girls DO like sex, even within a P4P situation.

I hope these few recollections can be of use.

Kind regards,

Arthur

[Jbond]

I'm going to have to call "bull shit" on this nairobi nights girl. I think that it's just someone trying to cash in on the trend for working girls to write autobiographies after that one girl in London made a tonne of money from her Belle de Jour book and TV series which resulted in several working girls writing similar books.

Would make me laugh if, as part of her research, she reads ISG, LOL.

I have gotten e-mails from loads of malayas, and their writing abilities are far below this nairobi nights girl. Most of them struggle with spelling and complete sentences. This girl has at least a basic university degree, and I think that even an English major would have better career options than being a malaya in Kenya.

All IMHO naturally.

You are so right, just what I was thinking!

ISG has been infiltrated.

The clear evidence points to her call sign being 'Expat Kenya' with the material written by a ghost writer.

Except she seems to favour Mzungus!

[Johnympole]

Kenyan born and' bred. Anyone requiring a flexible available wingman (In Nairobi. But also luv's Mombasa) please get in-touch. I enjoy sharing travel experiences (Not that I have much!)

[Fun And Sun]

I see our working girl has posted again with a couple of episodes.

www.nairobinights.co.cc

I'm going to have to call "bull shit" on this nairobi nights girl. I think that it's just someone trying to cash in on the trend for working girls to write autobiographies after that one girl in London made a tonne of money from her Belle de Jour book and TV series which resulted in several working girls writing similar books.

Would make me laugh if, as part of her research, she reads ISG, LOL.

I have gotten e-mails from loads of malayas, and their writing abilities are far below this nairobi nights girl. Most of them struggle with spelling and complete sentences. This girl has at least a basic university degree, and I think that even an English major would have better career options than being a malaya in Kenya.

All IMHO naturally.

[Jbond]

I came across this blog, supposedly written by a Nairobi hooker, working on Koinange Street with stories about the adventures of a working girl in Nairobi.

If it's really written by the girl she must have at least an university education, looking at the style and the "philosophies" of the short stories.

On the other hand it might come from a clever journalist (or probably ghost-writer) , also because it seems to be a somehow commercial undertaking, as one can subscribe to the stories, listen to audio-clips or even order an "E-book", all for money of course, all be it just a few shillings.

The stories are entertaining though.

http://www.nairobinights.co.cc/2011/...n-my-legs.html

I see our working girl has posted again with a couple of episodes.

www.nairobinights.co.cc

[WhizzKid]

Chester does seem favourite for location and price. Would like cheaper but cannot find anything central. Does anyone know of any good self-catering apartments for rent in central nairobi?

Prices starting from 90$, very central, walking distance from All hot spots. Large apartments, secure access, not newly built but accommodating.

Kind regards.

Arthur

[Willyboy]

Prices starting from 90$, very central, walking distance from All hot spots. Large apartments, secure access, not newly built but accommodating.

Kind regards.

Arthur

90 dollar evry day for accomodation. This is not possibel for evrybody.

[WhizzKid]

Since these hotels have not been mentioned, do I assume they are not GF? ALso, does anyone else have a GF hotel besides the Chester House? I have RTFF, but not much in there about this, and the last time I was in Nairobi it cost me almost double to bring in company!

I used that last time I was here a few years ago and it was great, very GF with at least 3 different ways in. However prices seem to have gone through the roof there now.

Whizzkid

[Medic34]

Since these hotels have not been mentioned, do I assume they are not GF? ALso, does anyone else have a GF hotel besides the Chester House? I have RTFF, but not much in there about this, and the last time I was in Nairobi it cost me almost double to bring in company!

[Jamjam222]

Hi, I am in a real hurru and no time to scroll through all the old postings. So please, what is generally considered to be the best, girl-friendly, mid-priced, reasonably central hotel / apartments in nairobi. Many thanks. I will have more time to read and post when I get there.

Whizzkid

Chesterhouse