Nairobi

[Sjonnie39]

I didn't really feel like talking about politics but since nobody's mentioned it. There's demonstrations going on in Nairobi, yesterday was the second day and they have been announced every Monday and Thursday. Both days I saw riot police and last week I got some smoke or teargas in my eyes twice, didn't see the crowd myself.

Shops are closed after the demonstrations.

[Sjonnie39]

A small trip report.

Where Kampala was the city of guns on every corner of the street and shaded police officers in vans with sirens blazing by, Dar the town of adding a "why" behind every word "friendy", "hotely" and monks on the street. Nairobi is that of absurdly pimped busses with up to 7 LCD screens and deafening speakers playing Reggae and Hip Hop (which I love but they never really have my songs). I might have encountered a working radio in Kampala once, in Dar they had some sound but no screens.

What outrages me is the price of the boda's in Nairobi. 1 k UGX per km equals about 500 TSH per km, here they ask tripple rate of 100 BOB per km. This makes things difficult. It forces you to stay in CBD near the bus terminals and jump a bus with your date.

Price of the food and medicine stays the same, a kg of meat is half price in Kampala though. In Dar they don't sell pork in the supermarkets.

A BBBJ goes for 1500 BOB in Sabina Joy or 1000 BOB on the street. A quickie with condom also goes for 1 k on the street. Full service incl BB 2 to 3 k on the street. 3 k for full service in Sabina Joy.

-On Kenyatta Avenue between Koinange St and Wabera St. Turn into Webera St for some more. After 9. 30 pm some WG's may be walking through Koinange St.

-End of Luthili Avenue towards River Road there's some low class brothels New Amar and Ricoz. Right there at Kamae Rd is another one. Small World Waters is a fun stripclub, they really grind your cock with their bare pussies. Kitale and New Nyanza here are closed.

-Another cluster is Liddos, Gabeez and Bavon. Liddos has the hottest strippers in town, if you want any chance at firm young titties go here.

-River Rd from Luthili Avenue to Latema Rd are several brothels and streetwalkers. Saturday afternoon seems booming. Rooms are 200 BOB, BJ or quickie with condom 1 k, BB 2 to 3 k. I'm not sure if there were ever a Tea Room or Nyandarua Lodge but here's 5 low class brothels on River, Duruma and Ngariama Rd.

-Sabina Joy is not a stripclub but a lounge / bar with up to 30 girls present for company. Rooms in the back for 300 bob, in the front for 1000 bob. 1500 bob for a BBBJ and 3 k for full service.

-Arghwing Kodhek Rd starting at Woodlands Lane up to Elgeyo Rd are some streetwalkers dressing well. 10 pm is a good time.

-Westlands. I arrived at Black Diamons at 9 pm to find a single unattractive WG. A hike over Westlands Rd was deserted to turn left on Chiromo Lane where there's some WG's up untill K1 (arrived at 10 pm). I should give Brew Bistro and Black Diamonds another try at 12 pm.

-Ngara. Park Rd has streetwalkers. Kipkabus Safari Club was nearly empty and Samma Rays closed.

-Internet dating: WTF?! After two weeks on Badoo and Tinder I got five offers for a 5 k hookup, which is 150 k UGX. No thanks.

I enjoyed some lapdances which weren't there in Dar and Kampala. I like to get a BBBJ on River Rd brothels or Sabina Joy, these were scarce in Dar.

Sinza was the hood of perfect firm young titties, Kampala of a second round with ST. In CBD there's stripclubs and you can get some easy BBBJ.

I'm busy digging in estates, the price is right but where are the young girls?!

[AttilaTheHun]

Yes but fast food chain Lagastronomie is not that cheap in Madagascar Though in Nairobi good restaurants are really expensive! There is a lot of money in Nairobi for sure.

Kuku with chips cost you 1000 KES about 7. 5 US in Nairobi, a decent place (not street).

[Absolute757]

Nairobi is awesome. Recently stayed in the Kilimani area which is where a lot of high rise condos are. A lot of foreigners stay in this area and at night you will see a few girls on the streets. Its an upscale area like westlands but not as pricey. A lot of massage parlors around. 1 is just a block from the airbnb I stayed at. Paradise spa. Walk in pay 3 k for an hour. Than they send you a line up to choose from. Massage was lame and I just told her I wanted a BJ. I payed 3 k extra for bbcim. She asks for a tip its up to you. I found 3 k to be the standard for ST all around and 5 k for the super hot chicks on tinder. Although some will quote more. One thing I like about east africa is that polygamy is the norm there and the women understand if you tell them you see multiple women.

Anyways I want to plug this guys Airbnb because it was only place with a king bed and AC and the manager was cooler than most. The place had cool LED lighting that you could change the color and set the mood with.

airbnb.com/ h / b607.

[Absolute757]

Nairobi is awesome. Recently stayed in the Kilimani area which is where a lot of high rise condos are. A lot of foreigners stay in this area and at night you will see a few girls on the streets. Its an upscale area like westlands but not as pricey. A lot of massage parlors around. 1 is just a block from the airbnb I stayed at. Paradise spa. Walk in pay 3 k for an hour. Than they send you a line up to choose from. Massage was lame and I just told her I wanted a BJ. I payed 3 k extra for bbcim. She asks for a tip its up to you. I found 3 k to be the standard for ST all around and 5 k for the super hot chicks on tinder. Although some will quote more. One thing I like about east africa is that polygamy is the norm there and the women understand if you tell them you see multiple women.

Anyways I want to plug this guys Airbnb because it was only place with a king bed and AC and the manager was cooler than most. The place had copl LED lighting that you could change the color and set the mood with.

airbnb.com/ h / b607.

[Kako123]

Yes but fast food chain Lagastronomie is not that cheap in Madagascar Though in Nairobi good restaurants are really expensive! There is a lot of money in Nairobi for sure.

There's no need to wine and dine an African girl at an expensive restaurant. Unless she's in the finer things in life. Which usually are refined hoes with a high price tag. A normal African girl LOVES chicken and chips. Take her to a fast food joint. Why? They cannot usually afford that. For them it's a luxury item.

Funny enough. If on rare occasions I'm generous inviting my chica for lunch in Madagascar. What do they order? Chicken and chips.

Mwalimu.

[Neddy69]

Unless you catch her just after a rare large meal, its been my experience that she can always eat. Avoiding set meal times is western thought.

There's no need to wine and dine an African girl at an expensive restaurant. Unless she's in the finer things in life. Which usually are refined hoes with a high price tag. A normal African girl LOVES chicken and chips. Take her to a fast food joint. Why? They cannot usually afford that. For them it's a luxury item.

Funny enough. If on rare occasions I'm generous inviting my chica for lunch in Madagascar. What do they order? Chicken and chips.

Mwalimu.

[Slowalk]

Don't meet around lunch or supper time...

Unless you catch her just after a rare large meal, its been my experience that she can always eat. Avoiding set meal times is western thought.

[ThighsFan]

Mwalimu's formula is pretty straightforward, fair and should prove successful.

Don't meet around lunch or supper time to avoid having to fund dining. Unless you are happy to provide.

That said, if you meet in a local joint the cost of a mishkaki and chips could be worth it.

Yes. You answered most of your questions already. Be polite. Ask for her telephone number. In most cases you'll get it. Then fix a date. Drink a soda. Invite her to your lair for watching TV. Do the deed. After you hand over "Taxi money" in the region of 10 USD. Voila you're done. Repeat.

Mwalimu.

[ThighsFan]

I am reliably informed The Boss Den / Black Diamond has still got plenty to offer at the weekends at present. Unsure about weekdays. Any updates?

The new Kiza strip club in Kilimani is attracting both locals and foreign patrons especially at the weekends. I have little information at present but its a place for those who like booty.

Brew Bistro (Westlands) is also offering some weekday and weekend opportunities.

Happy hunting.

Any reports from a recent visit?

What are the clubs to go by night? Anything in Nairobi that would be similar to Casablanca in mombasa? (I kind of liked the place) A lot of posts but very few reports.

I'll be in mombasa next week but will try to spend a few days in Nairobi. I will see if I can provide you with a report.

[Zimzam]

Don't worry about the 5 Euro! I just bought it and it seems to be a very good written book, for us Mongers, Just buy it.

Auro.

I'm trying to buy the ebook at amazon, but for some reason I can't manage to get it.

They want me to become a member of Kindle or something like.

Can I only get this ebook only when I am a member of Kindle.

[JoeF479]

I couldn't find "smallbuns" on the forum but I am truly enjoying the book. I've been to Kenya many times myself. I met a non-pro about 12-13 years ago thru work related stuff, after talking online for many months and inviting her to the US, she said she would only come if I went to Kenya first. It was my first time leaving the US and I went to Kenya totally by myself. Probably not very smart of me but thankfully she was an amazing woman and we eventually married and had a child together. She was 10 years younger than me and is still amazingly beautiful. She never asked me for anything and to this day hardly asks for anything and we have an amazing life together, married for almost a decade now. LOL I acknowledge being a total degenerate before I met her and I've tried to slow down, but I have been increasingly successful financially since meeting her so that has made it harder to quit exploring other women. I know I'm a terrible person.

Anyway really enjoying the book, although I have only had sex with 1 other woman in Kenya, I have had many similar experiences there of the non-sexual related kind.

I am not being paid anything to promote this book. I just am a huge fan of this book and sharing it with fellow hobbyists.

Forum senior member at smallbuns has written a second book on his Eat. Fuck. Love series. This book details his adventures in Kenya and Tanzania over trips that spanned 7 years in vivid details. He has shared several naughty episodes with girls, in both urban and rural settings. Like skinny-dipping in lakes and ponds, with girls taking it for granted that he will be fucking them eventually, even leading him towards it. There are stories or like aunts and sisters (and brothers!) offering him to meet the girls, in one case a brother actually patiently waits outside the house so smallbuns can finish fucking the sister!

He recounts experience of fucking students and teachers in a vocational college, and picking up girls in crowded minibuses and even gas stations! On one occasion he shares a bus full of chickens and farm animals, befriends his fellow passenger, and fucks her as soon as they disembark.

He details sceneries of the African safari life, of being a vegetarian, and the cultural differences.

Highly recommend this book! Its available at https://www.amazon.com/Eat-Love-Enli...dp/B0BQ53CKVN/ for just $5 for the ebook.

[Albert9989]

Don't worry about the 5 Euro! I just bought it and it seems to be a very good written book, for us Mongers, Just buy it.

Auro.

I confirm, he wrote two new books, one about East Africa and another one about Congo.

Don't hesitate to buy both, still so well written and nice hot stories about Africa!

Hope to see new ones again.

[John Auro]

I read on another post somewhere that it was possible to read the first couple pages before purchasing. Do you know how I can read a sample of his book?

Don't worry about the 5 Euro! I just bought it and it seems to be a very good written book, for us Mongers, Just buy it.

Auro.

[Neddy69]

I read on another post somewhere that it was possible to read the first couple pages before purchasing. Do you know how I can read a sample of his book?

I just finished reading. Best book hands down for sexploration of Africa. Very saucy without beeing sleazy. Explicit. A MUST READ. This book will save you a lot of time and hassle. What you want to sample? The book is 5 quid but worth it's money in GOLD. I devoured it in 2 days. While most of it I know already, this book is a must read for anybody who ventures the first time into the dark continent. Its 90% Kenia but great fun I definitely have to go for this "massage" Ugandan style. Amazing. Men can actually squirt too. And I definitely go to the Massai Mara. LOL. Great insight in the sexual practices of all major Kenyan tribes. 5 stars out of five. Great writing style.

Mwalimu.