Nairobi

[Neddy69]

At jargonizations. Proper reporting. I wish all posters were as clear and concise as you. Keep them coming. You do good for 10 posts versus some clueless posters who try to get themselves killed. If you don't know what you're doing. Africa will eat you alive.

Mwalimu.

[Jargonizations]

Another infamous strip club located in the sketchiest parts of downtown Nairobi. There's no signage outside and unless you've been there, you'll never find it. A hidden security guy watching the street from behind a padlocked gate (with metal surrounds) is your first and only clue! To add to the sketchiness, the shared taxi I called up afterwards drove up and left. Entry way is in the pic!

The space itself is nothing to write home about. Another dimly lit spot with porn playing on flat screens, stripper poles, an idiot DJ taking over every record and couches wedged into any available space. Continuing with the hustle, you must prepay for a minimum of two drinks every time you order. I sat on an empty spot by the wall and started perusing the talent sliding up and down the poles. You'll get approached as soon as you're settled in. It won't take long.

On principle, I reject the first few girls that approach regardless of look. It's just my way of weeding out the hustlers and it's always worked for me. Around midnight, a "show" with a dildo and soapy water started. I hadn't seen this chick at first and on closer inspection realized she had very nice legs and a natural bubble on her. Bought her a drink after her show and moved her upstairs into one of the rooms for adult playtime. I don't know how this happened but the sight of the soapy water bouncing off of her skin in the shower drove me to mount and then blow the mother of all loads in what felt like seconds. These are the kind of loads that take a minute to recover from and I wasn't going to recharge before it was time to exit the rooms.

It was still too early to call it a night so I inquired if she could leave and she stated I had to pay 10 K to get her out. Paid the fee and took her straight to another night spot and later spent parts of the very next day at my place with her playing with my dick. An issue with these spots is you'll eventually get claimed by a chick and she'll become a problem when you next show up looking to fuck another broad. Aim to randomly show up and leave immediately afterwards. Encountered this issue at 207 too and that report is incoming. I knocked off three chicks over consecutive days before I had to quit!

[Jargonizations]

This is a lower working class neighborhood located south of the JKIA airport. The women here cater to the locals and the rate for a single "shot" is 200 bob! Quality varies but these chicks are some of the same ones unsuspecting mongers are wining and dining in Nairobi's hottest nightspots. Where did you think SOME of the birds posting on IG / Tinder / Badoo come from? Don't visit without a local guide otherwise you risk becoming the victim of an opportunistic crime. We're all adults engaged in an activity that is frowned upon by society but managing your risk is your personal responsibility! It don't take much to get roofied here AND in other parts of Nairobi!

Club 110 is a strip bar located among a row of businesses facing Mombasa Rd. Girls dance on certain days and if you like what you see, rooms are upstairs. The bartender and DJ operate behind lockable metal cages but you already knew that this wasn't your run of the mill bar in Westlands didn't you? If you're risk averse, visit the restaurant next door and insist on getting seated at the upstairs balcony. After your meal, wash your hands and proceed to smash the chicks renting those rooms behind the bar. Night time mongers read on.

After a few cold beers (300 each), exit the club and hang a right and head to the alleys in the back. You'll eventually start running into skimpily dressed women roaming around looking for clients. Occasionally, they'll post up in groups around doorways and in other instances lay in beds in rooms with the door ajar legs wide open! Check ID, pay 200 bob, fuck and leave! My partner and I collected two Ugandan spinners out of Club 110 and fucked them at the Continental inn. We pre-negotiated with security to ensure that if 4 people went into the rooms, it was 4 leaving afterwards. You can't afford to be sloppy here!

[Jargonizations]

Strip bar located off of Muhoho Road in the Nairobi West area. The entry stairway is beside the 24/7 "frys & chicken" restaurant located out front. The very first thing you'll encounter once inside is a pole located smack dab in the middle of the small space. There are no bad seats here so pick a spot and get ready for some action. There is a pathway next to the bar leading back to where the magic happens. The girls all take turns on the pole which makes it super easy to make your choice. Some girls will get naked while others won't.

The girl I chose was seated at the back when I walked in and her smile and pleasant demeanor sealed the deal. After a few cold Heineken's at 300 each she joined me and offered to grind her crotch on me at the back VIP area for 300 a song. This is just a room in the back with very uncomfortable couches backed up agains the wall. Some of the non-dancing girls will also be back here chilling or on their phones and they will also offer to dance once your girl leaves for her mandatory pole dance session. She unlatched her onesie, propped one leg on the couch, put her crotch on me and ground away. It's 3100 to fuck (2000 to her 1100 to the house) in one of the rooms. Paid and moved my beer's into the tiny dimly lit room with a massage table wedged on one side.

Hang my shit up on the chair, rolled the house rubber onto my member and mounted her doggy. I'd drank quite a few beers and the heavy condom wasn't helping things. I started sweating and so did she. After 15 minutes, she hopped off to get water and napkins to wipe my face. The fucking resumed! After a few more minutes she pulled away and sat on the bed drinking while staring at my still erect alcohol-desensitized member. I don't think she expected / wanted to be fucked this long.

Off came the rubber and she jerked me off to completion while licking my nipples. Decent location with plenty of girls of every shape and size available. Spotted a Somali chap stroll in with his Khat / Miraa grab a chick and head off to the back to get work done. They cater to everybody.

[MwenByen]

I'm going to say this right, I think that's kinda like a generalization but I can say this anytime you're meeting up with a woman for pay for play (prostitution) majority of the times she's going to be pathologically lying about something and that's regardless of us she's Kenyan, Colombian or Russian it's in a prostitute nature to lie about shit. And a long time ago my mom told me there's no such thing as a honest ho! I was new to the game living in the Philippines in the early 2000's when I found myself in a romance scam when I left Manila and moved to Thailand and I found myself sending $3000 to my Filipino girlfriend and I never heard from her again. And after moving to Thailand I caught myself spending uncontrollably on my Thai mistresses and I wised up after making an I'm broke please help me phone call to my parents who lived at a time in a very poor country. I was a very young man then, I choose the wrong women who was really good liars but. Anyway going back to Kenya the information Kenyan people provided me was golden if you run into a woman who doesn't have her ID and I mean never has it that might be someone you don't want to deal with. I was told it's best to deal with Kenyan women who works for escort agencies and most Kenyan men prefer that or strip chat. I was told due to an very high cost of living and rampant drug problem and a society that's still generally superstitious as a whole this is a very dangerous country and your life can be in danger at all times. And let the truth be told that was the truth, I was told be cautious when doing business with working girls in Eastliegh and I'll be damn they were right. I asked the women on the street when is the best time of the day to catch Chinese and other races of men on River Road looking for sex. They told me the exact time frame and I saw them there and there's a whole lot I can go on to discuss about this but I'm not going to do it. I was warned to never have a drink over a Kenyan lady house they'll put something in there to make you go to sleep, or make your body weak and a group of Kenyan men will come through the door and mug you. Most of these girls don't know that I have many international years in this game and I'm one step ahead of them. Overall the conversations the locals had with me was generally truthful including the hookers. Most of the lies I got on an average from them was they'll say oh I'll let you shoot video or take photo of me only to get you to pay for sex with them. And one side note I do know is that this is a society we're that if you stand your ground like a man it gives you hella respect.

[MwenByen]

Most women who work online knows that foreigners in particular European men will pay such ridiculous prices in Africa. That's why you see the atypical European standard of beauty body African women hanging around in there areas. I never posted this story but when Horn of African women in particular Somali women gets a visit from western or middle Eastern men the price tends to go over $100 for full service and it's $15 for locals. They become extremely aggressive when you try to leave demanding half the payment for wasting their time. Prostitution is not very profitable in Africa unless a tourist from a wealthy country shows up and that's when the women can really eat. I agree that is messing the game up however I also learned that if the woman posts $200 as her price and she's getting business then the agency wants a $50 cut. I met a Kenyan woman who was making good money and staying in a very nice condo in Westlands full furnished with AC! At first I thought she was getting mad business from the escort agency nah she has plenty of guys doing stupid shit like western Union her money so she can live her luxurious lifestyle. I find that out when she asked me to go half on her with a iPhone 12 Pro Max she was requesting 54000 bob! And that's when she broke it down to me how some of these girls survive they keep the money coming in mainly due to Mzungus who got nothing better to do than send super duper stupid money to snobby Kenyan women!

200 usd, and she didn't do overnight!! To each their own butttt goddamn folks like you be messing the market up!!

[MwenByen]

So when I was in Sabrina's Pub and Liddos I managed to exchange numbers with some women who worked there and we was in communication via WhatsApp. After my departure from Kenya I had these women still texting me and calling me every other day and some of them will even ask me to Mpesa them some money. Never sent them not one damn dime and just my me being honest they are asking me to send them some big money which is equivalent to $50. I had laughed at this one stipper at Liddos named Ivy for asking me for that type of money I thought that shit was ridiculous. And it's not only her it's like 7 more other girls I was getting too many messages coming to my phone with chicks asking me for money it got to the point I had log out my what's app account. Some of the girls we're starting to get sophisticated with their tactics. They were trying to convince me that we are in a relationship our sexual encounters was not transactional and next time we meet it's going to be us making love. This one chick named Constance's from Sabrina's pub she tells me everyday that she wants to have my baby and she can't wait to see me. Now keep in mind she wants me to take her on a trip to Zanzibar and Mombasa. I really can't see myself spending a couple hundred dollars on a African hooker and not only that her romance game sounds wack! At least in Asian countries they give you a stronger sense of we are really in love and they try to prove themselves heavily in order to get in your pockets. I met this one Rwandan chick in CBD she was a call girl only seen her once and she keeps talking about how she miss me and she wouldn't mind marrying me I'm the type of man she's being looking for. And one day she asked me when will I be ready to take her to Dani Beach for her birthday, never heard of the place until I used google. Unfortunately most of the women stoop messaging me when I told them that I'm out of work and I'm going through a crisis. It seems like love is very transactional in Kenya now and days. From my perspective I rather just pay to play than actually have a girlfriend while I have my stay in Kenya.

[MwenByen]

I had to the opportunity to visit this establishment at least 20 times while I was in Nairobi. This place seems to be more of a regulars bar in terms women tend to give top priority to there regulars even when they have no money to spend on them. I heard to many stories from Kenyan women trash talking local men about how they are so broke, cheap and don't like to take care of their women. And they don't like them at all I find that as nothing more than a bunch mere hogwash! They flock to these broke jokers like flies on shit and they skip over any foreigners that are in that establishment. The question is did I enjoy myself there yes I had. Other than River Road this is the only place I could recommend that had Kenyan women that was slim and it looked appealing on them overall most of the women had medium size body frames with asses to match. Made some connections with several Kenyan women with outside the club activity. The cheapest price quote I gotten was 1500 shillings with the highest price quote I gotten was 6000 bob. And it was some chick from the West of Kenya had extremely strong Sundanese features! I had a buddy of mines to propositioned her and she gave him a 1500 bob price quote I confronted her about it she just walked away from me. Rooms are 300 bob and they have a vip area for 1500 bob. I had no idea the ladies like would be posted around the corner of the bathroom stalls. They wave and try to convince you to go with them they only do that to foreigners. After a hella of a experience in Eastleigh I knew that was a tactic to over charge a tourist for sex. I had sex with 10 different women inside that establishment and let me say this. This lounge has a drink requirement I paid drinks for numerous ladies sometimes even for Kenyan women sitting in a group and the severs was not satisfied until I had something in my system. A manager had to tell them to don't bother me if I'm paying for drinks for the women there. I noticed if you buy Kenyan women drinks or some food there it doesn't knock off the price of sex with the girl. Once inside the room they still jacked up the price on me they kept saying I got money. I was like ok never again the average price given to me behind closed doors came up to 2500 bob. Two things there are different girls there every day I learned some get on the internet and find dates. And finally some women are extremely territorial about their clients this one lady chopped me in my throat after she saw me leave out the room with another woman. Ok, overall pleasant experience nice selection of women there best ones are there in the Afternoon time.

[MwenByen]

I was in Nairobi for almost 3. 5 weeks and I've been inside of that place at least 30 times. I noticed that this isn't a locals favorite type establishment as in the women tend to sit around only Kenyan men in hopes to get money from them. It's located across the street from Liddos staff is hella cool, the lounge area has a terrible stench of urine. It really don't bother me much. The hookers beg like hell but after buying too many gals in Sabrina's a beer I learned my lesson I preferred to drink my own liquor there. Cheapest quote I got for sex was 300 bob and you know that's the same price as the room. I already know when you go upstairs which I never been the price is going to increase to over 1500 bob. Some women use all types of tactics to get me to go upstairs like let's sit down and talk and drink. She has her own room here or she's a good twerker. Or she's a certified lesbian none of that worked for me the women are mostly older early 30's with middle builds there's young slim tenders that shows up. Mostly in the daytime and they tend to be less assertive than the older ones. Kenyan men mainly comes here to drink and party there is security upstairs and downstairs. I can tell it's very slow for sexual services but in a country where $400 is good money charging one customer 4000 bob can make a big difference in a loss of sales. I might give these girls a shot on my next visit there the women are very assertive in getting you in the room with so called threesomes and lesbian sex which I know is a lie. I had a buddy of mines from Uganda to proposition them in that and they told him no! I've been scammed many times by River Road streetwalkers who claimed they'll let me take pictures or videos of them but in reality just want sex when I get into the room and I noticed some River Road SW's post up in there and some of the women would say I like to be on video or photos allowed that let me know they be talking to each other.

[Mombie75]

File that report under. The manual of what not to do in Nairobi.

High risk of robbery, arrest, set up arrest, stabbed, shot, beaten.

Each to their own but when you can use tinder etc or just approach random women it is not the best way to monger for the majority of visitors.

[Tonsillol]

I don't have time to read all your other reports to make sure you are genuine but If your story is truth somehow you are playing with your life man!! Its silly to go this kind of places if you don't have any clue what are you doing and the prices you been quoted is rip off. IF you look for cheap sex and a bit more safety environment next time better go Sabina joy offer girl 1000 bob for short time +300 pay for room and don't have all this kind of problems.

I agree with you. We all like the hunting but if someone is threatened or even hurt, the fun stops!! I'm not flying for hours to have some risky holidays.

Would also suggest Sabina or this place next to eureka hotel. OK, it's not the shaking booty place like Liddos but saver than trying your luck in Umoja. But keep an eye at your belongings doesn't matter where you are. I know what I'm talking about. Would also say the price was too high, for this money you get easy a threesome for the night.

Tinder works in my opinion but you have to divide them from the ones who want to get married immediately. Talking to ladies on the street and hoping they are happy to go for fun with you is more likely a good night story. Will not working until you are not looking like a 10 on a male scale.

[Pokeris]

I stopped visiting River Road area at night and on my last day I went to that area to see a slew of African women who had brick house thick bodies of goddesses and lord behold I walked into the hotel hallway door she was there and the women began talking to me about the price demanding 5000 bob each and she was speaking to them in some language and they began pulling on me and she joined in it to. I realized I was about to get robbed and what ended up happening was that another girl who was slim had went in my pockets stole 11000 bob and a cheap cellphone that cost around 8000 bob and ran fast while pinky ran up the stairs the other girls was try to block me from entering further it was like 7 of them total. The shit happened so fast I kinda got thrown off in the process I almost went into primal rage they got lucky that day because my flight was due in hours and it take hours to clear Kenya security screening. A woman who witnessed it eventually told me later on over a phone call that those women I got into with (pinky and Taz gals) was mamas (pimps).

I don't have time to read all your other reports to make sure you are genuine but If your story is truth somehow you are playing with your life man!! Its silly to go this kind of places if you don't have any clue what are you doing and the prices you been quoted is rip off. IF you look for cheap sex and a bit more safety environment next time better go Sabina joy offer girl 1000 bob for short time +300 pay for room and don't have all this kind of problems.

[MwenByen]

Nairobi has a ridiculous amount of crime going on and if one was to sit in there hotel room and tune on the tv. You'll see it on the evening news even though the people are considered friendly doesn't necessarily makes sense to show off to a stranger that you potentially has wealth. There's a whole lot I want to say but I'm going to opted out from doing so. A dating is good for a meet and greet I'm pretty sure you'll find some out there that's willing to do it but when I used Tinder it was mostly Caucasian and Indian women on there. There's some misleading information on this site I read on here that made cashiers, hotel receptionists even working class women such as doctors and lawyers seem like sluts who's desperately willing to fuck guys from Europe or European background and that's not true. The media hides the fact that some guys are gullible and they get robbed quite often in Nairobi and they do have women to set you up. I picked on this when I came to the more urban areas there's a strong demand from the local women for gangster men in the Kenyan culture. And you're hearing this from a guy that's part black / African. Like I said proceed with caution when showing you got money 2 Rivers Mall is a luxury mall in Nairobi.

Hi everyone,

I am thinking of staying for a week at the Holiday Inn attached to the Two Rivers Mall. I am a late forties Canadian Caucasian that is in good shape and look young for my age. What would be my success of talking to random women at the mall between the ages of 25 too 45 and progressing to drinks / dinner and fun back at my hotel? What about tinder, do you think girls would be willing to come to Twoo Rivers Mall to meet me? Or is it better to stay somewhere else? Thanks so much for your help.

[MwenByen]

While in Nairobi I've been on River Road and it's connecting streets in the night time. I for one can say this they have some very shady characters to come from Umoja at least that's what they claim to set up shop and get their money from. The Kenyan women on River Road can be extremely aggressive and can potentially become violent during a discussion over the price of service. And by the way these women normally post up by Durma street and they normally run in packs and unfortunately I became a victim to them on my last day in Nairobi. While the Tanzania women who work that strip can become 2 times more aggressive than the Kenyan women LOL these girls will pretend like shit is cool until after sex is over with and then ask for money if you nice enough to do it they demand more in a threatening manner. And to be honest these girls run in packs also they claim for there safety due to the fact it's been recent attacks on women and customers refusing to pay. Coming to find out after fucking one of them she let her friend in the room and she's a lock on the door and both of them have knives demanding I pay 2000 bob more or else. I wasn't intimidated at all I easily disarmed one of them and asked the other to open unlocked the door and they began following me yelling and screaming he does not pay. By the way these tramps can be found by Gikomba streets and it's back areas with a landmark being a coach bus station area. You can tell some of these girls are in gangs and they get off by getting shit started with men who they think won't put they're foot in there ass! I ran into some bad apples over there on that strip but overall I met some cool ones in Kenya most women are the pimps on the streets and it was clearly explained to me and it's not necessarily that much of a profitable business mainly due to the high cost of living and low wages of male clients. Now these mamas as they are sometimes referred to can get a man to do something too you and that's only when he's around. There's plenty of fun to be had dealing with these girls there's always different girls out at night sometimes you see the same faces out but majority it's a new face out every night from what I've been seeing some were highly attractive looking ghetto girls while some look like below average looking girls to terrible looking drug addicts! When some of these girls get like 3000 bob they get the fuck on off that part of town mainly because of robbers or other women who try to strong are them for money. The cheapest quote I got was 350 bob and that's normally a scammer who's going to try to get more money out of you after the service is over with. Highest price I got quoted was 5000 bob. The highest I paid was 3000 bob with a tip only because some content was created most of the women charged me the local price 1000 bob and some offered to sleepover with unlimited sex for 5000 bob. Could they be trusted yes but I wasn't interested in that. Hotels charge on the average 500 bob for a one hour visit. The cheapest price I got was only 200 bob and that was because I was a regular there. Now some of those hotels have bed bugs and they haven't ate for days and I found that out the hard way when they got me. Overall I'll say proceed with extreme caution in that area here is the reason why some of those women in that area will say stupid shit to you when you pass them by this one lady who appears to be highly aggressive who went by the name of Pinkie started cussing me out so I started flirting with her mistake number one I should've left her alone and she began demanding I buy her some weed, coc, and perks and some local liquor that cost over 1000 bob in total that would've been 4500 bob on top of her 3000 bob service charge. I declined all of the above and she became enraged. Some Kenyan man asked her was everything ok and what's my problem mistake # 2 I slung him to the ground. I kept coming to that area (mistake #3) after getting into it with 3 different Tanzanian women and refusing to pay Pinky came to realize that I'm not afraid of the streets of Nairobi and word got back to me that she was going have me dealt with. I stopped visiting River Road area at night and on my last day I went to that area to see a slew of African women who had brick house thick bodies of goddesses and lord behold I walked into the hotel hallway door she was there and the women began talking to me about the price demanding 5000 bob each and she was speaking to them in some language and they began pulling on me and she joined in it to. I realized I was about to get robbed and what ended up happening was that another girl who was slim had went in my pockets stole 11000 bob and a cheap cellphone that cost around 8000 bob and ran fast while pinky ran up the stairs the other girls was try to block me from entering further it was like 7 of them total. The shit happened so fast I kinda got thrown off in the process I almost went into primal rage they got lucky that day because my flight was due in hours and it take hours to clear Kenya security screening. A woman who witnessed it eventually told me later on over a phone call that those women I got into with (pinky and Taz gals) was mamas (pimps).

[Lakeside32]

To be honest I only been to 4 and for some odd reason they are extremely well hidden. On my first night in Nairobi I went to Umoja I walked up to a taxi cab driver and I asked him for a hole in the wall area were women dance and have sex with he told me about two locations in some apartments in Umoja. He told me he'll translate for me and he'll wait for me until I'm done for 3000 bob which seemed kinda reasonable. First place the guy took me to was in a extremely rundown apartment building with some Shiesty looking guys posted out front. They were frantically speaking to me in Kiswahili and upon coming inside it was a bunch dark skin African women with very nice looking shape dancing but they didn't look that clean. Lots of people drinking and smoking brought my taxi driver something to drink. And I called a chick over she wasn't from Kenya but from Tanzania. My taxi cab driver translated for me and she escorted me to a room I had to pay 200 bob for a bed that appeared to have bed bugs on it. Ok I offered to pay her 500 bob for some pictures and another 500 bob for a video of her twerking she agreed. After I was done I got the hell out of there and proceeded to head to the next shake joint. And by the way I was getting stares from the locals like hell but it wasn't nothing to make me feel uncomfortable. The next place I went to in Umoja was ran by some Nigerians and it was in a run down building I think it place was half locals and half west Africans inside. 15 women inside of that looked like they were of East African descent it wasn't much of a strip club but just Lingerie models serving drinks and foods with casual conversations going on I'm pretty sure sex could've been exchanged there but after that last visit I wasn't going to find out about this one neither. After 20 minutes inside and the women protecting men passed out due alcohol toxicity I left and asked my taxi driver to drop me off at Small Water Worlds strip club. He didn't know the address therefore I had to give it to him by via google. When I got there I arrived at a building that had no name. But there was a bouncer outside wearing regular street clothes. I asked him about the place and he told me it was this location. I walked inside and I had to go up roughly 7 flights of stairs to reach the place. Once inside I had to pay a 200 bob entry fee and I was greeted by the staff. They were playing mostly reggae music while the other strip joints in Umoja was playing gangster rap music. The locals were mostly valued by the women I noticed a trend the foreigners might have money but the women are mostly interested in the local men sometimes they'll even stop dancing for you even after getting paid 3000 bob after only 3 or 4 songs. It was 6 women dancing and they all stayed in Umoja. And some of these chicks look like rough looking hood girls. I witnessed the bouncer kick out 3 African men for harassing the dancers. Some of the girls in that strip club stink also. Just to be honest with you and I worked out a deal to have a threesome inside the VIP room for 5000 bob the VIP price was 300 bob.

I thought I was tough enough for this mission until you mentioned stinky and bedbugs, LOL.