Nairobi

[Member #4413]

I am a local, in his 20's,25 to be exact, sometimes I wonder which Kenya I am living in, the women in this country throw shade at us young folks and roll their eyes when we approach them, and they hate us, but you old foreign players are having a field day, thanks to the sugar daddy culture that has been introduced by Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe, I give up any hope of anything long term with local Kenyan women, this mongering game looks too much fun, so welcome your new member, I could use some wisdom from you old players LOL.

[Naked Gunz]

They want, they need, they must have and if you don't give in to them they sulk like spoilt brat kids.

That's when I walk away. I like to line up a few before arrival, and I met an older (38 yo) on Tinder. She looks great for her age, but is insecure about her declining looks and the approaching 4-OH! She asked me to bring her some perfume from my location, and my little voice and alarms went on in my head right away! Not even the most greedy Kenyan chick in all my visits has asked me to bring her shit! Then she goes into a long diatribe on Whatsapp about how her baby daddy was rich, but beat her, kept her on a short leash and under surveillance. All the while am thinking as I read this whiney story she's feeding me, is that "he was rich, so you put up with- don't feed me this line of shit. " Long story short, turns out the perfume she wants is $150! We did meet up, she took me to that baller bar I mentioned in an ealier post, fucked her that night, and never saw her again. When she realized I was not bringing her the perfume, she turned into that exorcist biatch with her head swiveling and snorting. I almost ran away at that moment. She did apologize after she realized SHE FUCKED UP-but it was too late. The older ones are set in their ways, want to latch on, and this one will have no trouble demanding all kinds of shit from the poor guy that tries to please her. Luckily, she is the only one that acted that way, on the other hand, I don't keep them around long enough to see that behavior much.

So I will, unlike Gunz, definitely return alone again

Am only lying to myself when I say I've had enough. My shags from August are sending me pics telling me to come back. Like MacArthur "I shall return" in December. I'm also lining up more dimes as I speak, and I'm going to Mombasa- yeah I know, I have said I won't go there. Thanks for the shout out Bob.

[BobBlack]

Sorry Gunz and also very well said. It's been a pleasure reading your reviews and the pics, unfortunately I don't have pics to post but maybe next time. I have been in Mombasa from 26th August until the 11th September and man did my eyes get opened there. Mind you they were never closed walking in City Mall and Cafeserrie and Nakumatt and after being met by my regular shag who I dumped after a week of non stop fucking I had to get rid, but it's not so easy done as it is said but it all worked out in the end. I bumped her after her moaning and bitching about fucking phones, clothes etc etc etc. These seem to think we owe them small fortunes, apart from paying her rent each month plus the extras for Go TV, water and electricity, taking things to her, I just adopted this fuck you style which she didn't like so I told her to pack her bags and leave. I stayed in Cowrie for the whole of my stay, which is a very decent place but quite expensive, however with the tourist trade at a very low point there bargains can be struck if you know the right people who can fix you up with great accommodation (self catering) and lots of good places to eat around in the area. However, a little charmer caught my eye after serving me while with the regular after a few days and on the same day that she left I took a taxi to Cafeserrie to buy some bread in the hope of meeting up with this little charmer who asked me where my wife was. I gave her the astounded look of amazement and said I have no wife and don't know who you mean. She replied your girl that's been coming here with you, to which I threw a hand away interpreted as she's gone. She asked why and I said she was told to leave and that was the end of that, but I asked her how she kept her figure in shape and she said she exercised quite regularly, to which I replied I was into good exercise myself and maybe she could show me how she works out at the gym in Cowrie. She said she was going to gym when she finished but could pass by Cowrie sometime and take a look at the gym. I gave her my number and left for Nakumatt, bought some stuff and headed for my taxi back, passing the bakery where she was serving but didn't see her. In the taxi after reaching Pirates turn off my phone went and it was the very same Mary who said her gym was closed and would I mind if she came to take a look at my gym, of course I agreed and told her to ask for me at reception. She did so and met me in Suli Suli bar after being led there by one of the porters, she had a cool drink as I finished my beer and then I suggested we go take a look at the gym which we did and she was impressed. It just so happened that my apartment was about 50 meters away on the same floor so I said if she wanted to use the gym she could and she could shower afterwards at my apartment, to which she smiled but didn't reply. Anyway I watched her on the treadmill for a while then walked along to my apartment got myself a beer and returned to find her doing squats on the mats to which I said aha so that's how you get legs like yours. She finished and then came along to the apartment and the rest is history, a great slim body, not big tits but enough to keep a man occupied and a really superb tight little ass and a pretty good fuck. Next day she left for work around 11 and said she'd only finish about 8 pm and would go home but she'd call me. After she left I had nothing to do but go down to Suli again, weather was pretty poor until the last four days of my time there but guys there was loads of pussy around flaunting it, wanting it, and giving it.

I had never seen Mombasa like I did this time, but I have to say a huge thanks to Gunz for his time and effort in writing about this country and the women. In my view these women I now compare to the hotels in both Nairobi (which I've been to twice but with the same woman) and Mombasa. They've gone over the top, way over the top. They want, they need, they must have and if you don't give in to them they sulk like spoilt brat kids.

Man, there are some fucking beautiful women there and they all want to be fucked, as if you all don't know that already, and in that last week I was there I had a different woman every day. I even fucked the housekeeper at Cowrie two mornings in a row and that was after a quick chat of ten minutes on the Tuesday morning after I'd broken a bowl which I replaced and she was back at the door of my apartment 30 minutes later and within another 20 minutes she was lying on her back getting my dick into her, plus a return visit next morning for a quick grub screw after I gave her breakfast. Then others who were with guys who had gone to sleep in their apartments, were taken up from the bar to my room and also fucked. So I will, unlike Gunz, definitely return alone again but with a few more lined up that I never got round to this time. So I say roll on February and get me some more hot wet pussy.

[Naked Gunz]

Good luck with all that shit, Gunz. I struck gold in Nairobi about 3 years back and have the sweetheart with me here in Asia. Age is a sweet thing sometimes, and in this mongering world, I have to say the new, younger generation is simply a very different breed. Glad I am not playing the field like I once was. It's kind of depressing.

Personally, most of the African women I have seen look like they completely let themselves go starting around their mid-thirties. To make things worse, most of these younger women only know the "selfie", and have know idea how to make a man feel like a man by taking care of him. I would not even consider something serious or long term with these Kenyans. If you found a diamond in the rough then your lucky.

There is a new beautiful Kenyan receptionist here in my Dubai hotel with an ass I would kill my mama for an opportunity to shag! She said she is getting married though-sigh.

[Willyboy]

From 2005 till 2013 ,I was visit 38 times Mombasa -Nairobi. I was stop this visits. Kenya is complete unsafe for white tourist. I understand very well raptors from last month. I feel complement same.

[Amadeuss]

I went to Kenya about 10 years at least 20 times and I thought for me everything is fine. Till the last trip.

What happend? If we may know.

[PolyOrchid]

Thanks for the shags, but good-bye for now Kenya. I'll just save on the frustration and airfare and bang Dubai Africans. More costly there, but it all works out in the end. Next up- more of the Philipines and Ghana.

Good luck with all that shit, Gunz. I struck gold in Nairobi about 3 years back and have the sweetheart with me here in Asia.

However, just came back from 3 days in Manila, and I have to say: we are dealing with a new generation all over thew world –*hey, they age, I age – but so many girls nowadays have a phone permanently glued to their ears / eyes and have the attention span of a Memphis mosquito.

Age is a sweet thing sometimes, and in this mongering world, I have to say the new, younger generation is simply a very different breed. Glad I am not playing the field like I once was. It's kind of depressing.

[Cheupe]

Seems it's the same all over, at least the places I know.

This is partly caused by the dynamics of change within society but more importantly, because we all learn as we live and adjust our modus operandi accordingly.

Of course, some are always quicker than others, LOL.

A sad conclusion to an otherwise interesting chapter for Nairobi. Things come, and then they go. The old places in Nairobi dead. The former players jaded. The newer places in Nairobi are just not the same as the old ones. They are places to go when one feels like getting fleeced. I don't know what Nairobi will look like with the new generation of mongers and WGs. Probably a totally different playing field. I think the younger generation of pussy vendors has a totally different "culture" to them. Delusional, and with a mammoth sense of entitlement. It is as if you have to game pussy you are paying for. WTF?!

Still, I believe there is still pussy to be had. Just not in the usual corners. For instance, a number of players are hunting in smaller cities like Nakuru, in places like Platinum, Sixty-four Sting etc.

[Neddy69]

Seems it's the same all over, at least the places I know.

This is partly caused by the dynamics of change within society but more importantly, because we all learn as we live and adjust our modus operandi accordingly.

Of course, some are always quicker than others, LOL.

So I should have a look at Buruburu then. There will always be Pussy in abundance, especially in Kenya a lot is going online with decent Internet everywhere. I have loads on waiting list through tagged. No worries. And plenty Slum dwelling chicks look for Wazungu husbands. You will always have some Bad Apples. Be discriminate. Anyway I am not in. Upmarket broads.

Neddy.

Who might Pass by Kenya on my way to TG.

[LustyHombre]

Seems it's the same all over, at least the places I know.

This is partly caused by the dynamics of change within society but more importantly, because we all learn as we live and adjust our modus operandi accordingly.

Of course, some are always quicker than others, LOL.

[Rwenotmen]

Naked Gunz: your pic, heaven. Jpg, is indeed that! : sigh: I miss Kenya.

Is that the same lady from Hypnotic? If so, I'm going!

[Rwenotmen]

This really signals the changes going on in Nairobi.

NG, everything you're saying & seen is so true. Kenya, Nairobi, even Coast, they're no fun anymore.

I think that's why we p-hunters don't visit the country anymore.

People have gotten scared away from the insecurity. And no amount of Kenyan PR bullshit is going to hide that.

Kenyans still can't get thru their thick heads how to do even basic customer service. Even expensive places have horrible service. But everybody wants to overcharge on everything, and look at *you* crazy if you complain.

The mongering game, as you & others have noted, is getting more frustrating, due to the danger of being cheated and robbed, or dealing with these chicks who think their shit don't stink, all the games they put us thru.

Nairobi city-centre hangouts now cater to youth, lures them in with no cover charge (which is why F2 was killing itself charging (400? Ksh) entry fee), but get them on beer and other drinks.

Simmers is the only place in CBD that I can think of that's blatantly a pickup joint -- and we all know how tired that place can be.

Even foreigners now go less & less to Westlands (Black Diamond, Havana, Gypsy's), and more&more to higher scale places like Mercury Lounge, Brew Bistro, Casablanca, etc. And the high-price, nose-in-air, delusional pros go there looking for new and better-paying clients.

And as someone wrote earlier, the semi- & non-pros now work out of the 'estates' - the working-man neighborhoods. Because business is so bad in CBD, they make more money working more locally, than schelping to city-centre--or worse, paying extra carfare to get to the high-class places, where they're not going to be able to compete with the pro 'malaya'.

[Naked Gunz]

But beware if you actually *live* in Nairo, like the average joe / jane, where you're patterns can be tracked and calculated. Trust No One.

This is something I once considered bcos of the abundant pussy, but as I indicated, the other shit you have to put up with for such pussy is not worth it. They get to clingy anyway.

[Rwenotmen]

Exactly, and more. Its dangerous: they work all together to rob you, starting with Girls / Taxidriver / Hotel manager / Police. They all play the game. And one day they will take you!

I went to Kenya about 10 years at least 20 times and I thought for me everything is fine. Till the last trip.

WOW Beno! You make it sound like a country wide conspiracy. I think what you are speaking of are more a Mombasa conspiracies. This beach town attracts low-life scum to work together to prey on the tourists.

Yes, I speak from Mombasa area.

Although not as bad as Mombasa / Coast, I agree with Beno69 - (and you too NG, I'll reply separately): it seems the whole Kenyan society has gotten much worse in terms of corruption all the way down the line. It was bad enough during Moi's time. But it's like the past 5+ years, it's morally acceptable to cheat, scheme, rob (kill) anyone and everyone you can. In broad daylight. Red-handed with the loot or body right there.

In Nairobi, it's harder to get away with against expats / tourists (mongerers), maybe because we're more self-contained in expensive gated communities and high-priced hotels & malls. But on the coast, we're easier targets, I guess the hunter becomes the hunted, ha.

But beware if you actually *live* in Nairo, like the average joe / jane, where you're patterns can be tracked and calculated. Trust No One.

No wonder those who can afford to do so are getting out of Nairobi; and those who can't, are part of the bigger problem.

[Beno69]

..... I think what you are speaking of are more a Mombasa conspiracies. This beach town attracts low-life scum to work together to prey on the tourists.

Yes, I speak from Mombasa area.