Nairobi

[Naked Gunz]

Experience in the outskirt of Nairobi Karen / Kiserian

And When some body want the number for contact I can give that in the center of Nairobi.

Yeah dude, turn on your email. What's up with mama pimp? Give up the digits!

[Aldente004]

Hi,

Do somebody knows massage places, borthels. In nairobi for daytime action?

Greetings

Hi,

I tested the Gill House. It was not good and not bad. You will find up to seven girls, most of them are slim and the faces are not so bad.

I paid 1500 ksh, it is a little bit expensive but for a nice lunchbreak fuck quite OK.

Greetings,

Aldente

[October70]

Experience in the outskirt of Nairobi Karen / Kiserian

Hello friends I have a new experience in Nairobi when I has a little job in Karen and sleep in Ngong I met a woman and after a drink we had a good chat and evening. We make a appointment for the other day and when we meet they has a young girl with her 18 years old and told me it was a daughter and the was intrested to meet me.

Would love to know more but I can't seem to PM you.

[NGong]

Experience in the outskirt of Nairobi Karen / Kiserian

Hello friends I have a new experience in Nairobi when I has a little job in Karen and sleep in Ngong I met a woman and after a drink we had a good chat and evening. We make a appointment for the other day and when we meet they has a young girl with her 18 years old and told me it was a daughter and the was intrested to meet me. After some drinks I understand that the girl was told that I was allone and need to relax with some company. The girl was a little bit shine and the English was not so good but the mother? Translated for her after the diner and drinks we transfer to my room where we take some more drinks after a short while the mother tell me that she must go to see a friend. The daughter stay with me and was willing to support me now she has support me Blow job for starting and the horse riding as ending after that she called the mother and with some pocket money for the cab and some expences (1000 ksh) where they very happy and we agreed for the other day to meet again. The other day the mother came again but now with a other daughter of her a litle bit older and we have a same session as the day before but this girl talk English and was moer clever than the girl the day before and want to stay the hole night but I tel her that it was not possible I has to go for my job againg they call the mother and for the same money as the day before Had I a good day. When I meet the mother the other day allone she told me that there a more girls looking for a men and that she can intoduced them to me, when I told her that I not was intrested in a relation but only in one time actions. After a chat I understoud that the first girl was a cousin and the second a neigbour. She told me that they some time are goin round to look for some money and that I was special because I has given a drink and food and even money what was enough for the rent and food for one month and that I has saved the families with this money. When we finsed the talking she told me that I can call her every time for a girl and that I can send some friends also but in secret special when it are muzungo's so that she not get a bad name in the neighbourhood. This experience was for me new in Nairobi and I has not expect this in a area as Karen / Ngong and for that money even the hotel was cheap but good. I have this experience in the coast but never in Nairobi where the price is higher and the girls more clever. And When some body want the number for contact I can give them and in Kiserian and Onga Rongai is it good to fish, even better that in the center of Nairobi.

[Kuma Pamper]

Just wanted to add that the parlours where I had extra was the parlours in silverspring hotel, Lengala hotel, and Mayfair.

[Kuma Pamper]

Hi all.

Anybody with an updated list or info about good massage parlours in Nairobi?

[Kuma Pamper]

Hi Miranda.

I am also a booty lover. And found those woman you talk about in both Kenya and Tanzania in similiar frequency.

I found an interesting read on wikipedia about this phenomenon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia

I also interested in more knowledge about this.

I am an unusual Mzungu in Kenya. Talk to any of the evening ladies in town what type of girl the average Mzungu usually goes for and it's the same answer-slim, tall, leggy, pretty dark & looking like a catwalk supermodel. However, I like big butts & I cannot lie...

[Carlos3000]

Hey Arthur man,

Great reports. I felt like I was there with you during your hunting. You should be a travel writer.

[Pete Benetar]

Nairobi has quite a lot of Uni's including the huge Kenyatta Uni which has it's very large main campus east of town towards Thika & numerous smaller campuses dotted around the city. There are many tales here of Uni girls looking to help pay their way with a bit of 'help'. There's a few haunts in the River Road area of town that are frequented mainly by such girls but if you don't fancy being in that part of town (it's really not a safe place to be for a foreigner at night, not so bad in the day) there are numerous bars (ie. Ones close to the Kenyatta Main Campus) which are filled with such girls. There's also Daystar Uni (numerous campuses) , the East Africa Catholic Uni (which is also huge) , USIU (5000-odd students) , Nairobi Uni & more besides.

Excellent, encyclopedic presentation of data / observations of Nairobi, Miranda. A great deal to think about and use for planning an itinerary on urban safari. Fascinating stuff! Please do not be a stranger to this message board.

[Miranda256]

I am an unusual Mzungu in Kenya. Talk to any of the evening ladies in town what type of girl the average Mzungu usually goes for and it's the same answer-slim, tall, leggy, pretty dark & looking like a catwalk supermodel. However, I like big butts & I cannot lie. And my goodness are they in plentiful supply here! This being Africa 'an all. Nairobi is a haven for serious booty. Nearly every woman, no matter what her body shape / size is, has a fine backside & I've never seen a race of women make a pair of jeans look so damn hot! But some of the butts are just insane, and by no means all on large or even fat women.

Just last week I was sat in an outdoor cafe adjoined to a shopping mall & I swear to the holy one with my coffee I nearly re-enacted that scene from Coming To America where Arsenio Hall & Eddie Murphy are in a nightclub being approached by various scary women. Walking past were a couple of young women, I'd say probably 18-19, and one of them was quite attractive but had a butt you could happily rest my coffee on & even if it spilled I don't think one drop would've hit the floor or it would've taken ages to trave over that humongous butt. How she could even walk was beyond me. She didn't exactly show it off (she wore loose fitting black leggings) but she didn't need to, any serious Buttman within sight of that would've either made a dash for her, or a dash for the nearest loos to knock one out! It was incredible, her hips were just insane & she had so much extra butt past the end of her back that I was beginning to think she was a freak of nature. Until about 20 minutes later when another equally astounding butt & hips walked past. This time I stood up to get a better view (I was with someone who would've thoroughly disapproved of what I was staring at so I had to disguise it, I don't think I managed). This fine arse lady was also young but old enough & was showing it off a little more but neither of them were fat by any stretch & both of them were really quite pretty too. This one had hardly any waist which just made her butt & hips seem even bigger.

They are not unique specimens here. They were just some of the more outrageous ones anyone will ever see, period. But it is a phenomenon here. I have travelled to other parts of Kenya (including Mombasa & the coast) & not seen butts like there are in abundance in Nairobi. Perhaps because it is where the people from just about every one of the 40+ tribes in the country come to hunt for the promise of work & a better life that makes it such a big butt heaven. For example, travel to the Maasai Mara & you won't see much in the way of booty as the Maasai people tend to be tall & thin as opposed to wide. It wasn't as prevalent around Mombasa either, I don't know, maybe a more Fish-based diet isn't good for booty.

Can any Kenyans or any Expats (or long time mongers) who love bootilicious women tell me if this has been their experience? Especially if they've travelled around the country? And what about Africa as a whole. How does Kenya compare to, say, Nigeria or Ghana or South Africa? Where is the best place you've ever been to for big booty?

Also I'd love to go to the Dominican Republic as a lot of exposure to their women has shown the place to be a haven of big butts too but trying to find a suitable excuse to get there is nigh on impossible so I have to go on dreaming. Brazil looks incredible for that too but I'm seriously put off by Brazilian (and many South American) women's fascination with plastic tits. It just kills it for me.

That's another thing, any hopeful plastic tit surgeon here is going to be out of business here in weeks, Kenyan women hardly ever lack in that department. I've seen very, very few flat-chested women. Every woman has something she (and mankind) can be proud of and plenty have a great deal more than that too. Some of the biggest jugs I've ever seen are in Nairobi, also in abundance. I have held some incredible pairs here on women young & older.

How do Kenyan jugs compare to other countries famed for them (ie. Probably other African countries I'm guessing)?

[Kuma Pamper]

Not that bad. I spent my last night with two girls, Phyllis and her friend. 2K each, and I got them to lick each other. Did not sleep much, my dick is violently protesting for the overwork, the SPU has temporarily shut down. If there is a Nirvana of low instincts, I got there big time.

I guess Jeddah will represent a kind of sex vacation, as in no sex whatsoever and some more spiritual life, LOL.

Thank you all folks. Arthur out

I read all of your reports Arthur and thank you. Very informative and good reads. And I do really agree with you on your oppinions about the girls and life in Kenya.

I had many similiar experiences.

I am one of those where 2K is also the limit and sometimes less. However I wonder the choice of hotel you staying. I rather stay in a hotel for half that price and use those saved extra money to fuck 2 extra girls per day. Hehehe.

[Miranda256]

while during weekdays simmers is imho quite enjoyable, during weekends it becomes quite complicated. a large number of girls are available, but many of them tend to misbehave in many ways.

for one, they drink far too much. as the evening proceeded yesterday, a number of them reduced themselves to a ridiculous state of alcohol induced alteration, with a few of them simply falling on the ground, unable to walk anymore. some start yelling and become aggressive, some others got in a state of depression, simply sitting down at a table unable to speak anymore, staring.

secondly, prices sky-rocket to 3-4k. with the bar packed with potential customers, mostly locals and with money to spend, negotiations become difficult.

thirdly, a number of sharks frequent the place during weekends. hard core pro's whose smile looks more the one of a wolf than one of a nice company for the night.

in short, yesterday i came back to my place empty handed. however, i collected some interesting insight from one of the most senior pro's available yesterday, whose name i did not get. she is a 39 why / o rather large lady, who told me that girls not succeeding to find a feasible company during the evening face a serious issue. apparently, women alone are not allowed to walk on the streets at night, say as from 10 pm, and if they get caught by the police they are detained for the night at a police station.

their only chance is to get a cab (200-400 for them) and ride to one of the local bars downtown to crash on a table for the night, with far less money than what they started with. according to my calculations, a girl arriving at 6 pm at simmers could spend a total of 1500 shillings between drinks and transportation. which should make life easier for a seeker.

however, a totally drunk girl in bed for the night, hungry for money beyond repair, is not what i would describe a good mix. the more they get drunk, the more they become a liability on my books, able to perform desperate actions like trying to steal from you or making a big scene in the morning (i saw it happening). if you are drunk as well, the sky is the limit concerning troubles waiting to happen.

another thing happened yesterday. the aforementioned lady presented me with a real beauty. white dressed, stunning body, lovely face. and without i'd! all she got was a piece of paper, handwritten, vaguely resembling an official receipt but without picture and an unreadable birth date. the story was that she lost her documents and that she has requested a new i'd at the town hall, receiving the piece of paper as receipt of her request.

when i faced that situation, all my alarm bells went off. the way i see it is that she was ****d, possibly pimped by the lady, and that if i would have accepted a lift from her to my place i could end up with an accusation for ****philia in a kenyan court, or blackmailed in some way. all members must be aware of this possibility. without a valid i'd, with a picture and a birth date that proves the lady is 18+ you could simply end up in jail and become registered as a [CodeWord126]. another good reason why, when mongering, you must absolutely keep your guard up and refrain from drinking too much. the amount of troubles an error like that could cause is beyond belief.

maybe i am over cautious and too selective, but i am under the impression that while the amount of ladies available is very high, the chance to find a nice and reliable company for the night is relatively small, especially at weekends.

kenya is a great place, nairobi is a lot of fun, but you must remain sharp at all times. and remember that whatever you hear is most probably a total fabrication.

arthur

hi arthur, great contributions by the way, really enjoying reading them and, as an expat in kenya, would also back-up all you've said.

regarding the police, they are only interested in one thing & it's not upholding the laws of kenya so any entanglement with them at night in nairobi town centre (avoid at all costs if you possibly can) will be an expensive nightmare (as i was warned when i arrived) but will hardly ever end with a mzungu going to jail. and don't ever forget that the coppers know virtually all the women (they hassle them for money to be left in peace as much as they hassle anyone else, knowing full well such women naturally enough have cash readies on them). that woman you spoke to is right about the young girls desperate to bag one big pay-off (ie. mzungu, un worker, ngo etc) because there are no matatus at night in nairobi (matatu drivers are by their job's nature nuts & many are off their heads on miraa / qat most of the working time but even they're not mad enough to work in nairobi at night) , so the girls have to get a cab home and they're upwards of 1500 bob for a cab driver prepared to take the girls back to dangerous places (like virtually anywhere east of the city centre where most of the girls live). walking is not an option and that's not about the distance, it's just too damn dangerous even for a streetwise pro in most parts of nairobi at night.

a few different girls told me about the routine, utterly senseless killings & disappearances of working girls who venture out of the well-lit city centre because gangs / thieves know they carry cash & a phone so are easy pickings. so it has to be an expensive cab home or else they'll wait around til dawn so they can catch an early matatu. some will also slip an askari (night watchman) they know & trust a few bob to allow them to put their head down for a bit at night or until dawn in the place the askari is guarding. you soon learn that just about the only people in nairobi at night you can trust (to an extent) are askari's, they're hard-working genuine people who will more often than not help you out if you're in trouble (as i found on more than one occasion). as for the police, staff in joints lie simmers, the vast majority of girls & city council (who drive around in beat-up white vans that the girls are terrified of because they will lock up the girls out & about until they've paid their way out) let alone anyone else out on the streets of nairobi centre at night, forget it, they're all there because they're (very experienced) opportunists. and a mzungu is a big payday for them. never trust any of them.

you are right to be cautious. many fellow expats who have been in nairobi for years never venture into the centre of town even if they go just about anywhere else (except eastern nairobi, aka eastlands that is). day or night. for many expats the centre just means hassle & trouble.

drugs isn't a big issue in nairobi (they're just too expensive for the average kenyan) but drink really is, as you have seen (some also take miraa / qat which turns them into the nearest kenyan equivalent of a crackwh*) & you're right to steer well clear of them inebriated as their opportunist instincts are heavily sharpened in that state, ie. stealing, causing a scene hoping more money will resolve the non-existent issue etc. & any attempt at quality service disappears down the drain quicker than a rat on fire.

by the way, in a cab you are virtually immune from police hassle (i've never seen one being stopped) so even if you were thinking of going off with that (potentially ****d) hottie in simmers a cab ride would make you invisible to the law (and that possible madam would almost certainly just want her cut & no hassle from the police in any case).

some of the girls are uni grads / students, but not many for sure (if they were they wouldn't be in simmers for starters, they'd probably be in one of the 5 star hotel bars like the stanley or the laico regency or one of the casinos nearby where they know they can make a potential killing compared to simmers).

any potential dealings with the police will be damn hard work and quite terrifying (they are all armed in the centre at night) , look out for men in long dark overcoats & caps they're carrying fully automatic weaponry under that jacket or the guys in khaki who wear their weaponry in full view, they're not army they're general service unit (gsu) an arm of the police. also increasingly they are in undercover cars in town (lookout for a few guys in, usually, a big vehicle, ie. a safari truck or a 4x4). the girls actually welcome them despite their wretched corruption because the girls say there's been far less crime since they've beefed up their presence in town, which gives you an indication of how bad it once was!

they know full well most mzungus in town at night are there for one thing, so they don't go easy on one if they've come across one who's transgressed. and they will be very heavy, threatening this & that for a good while. once they know they've softened / sh*t you up, they start to suggest a possible resolution / way out of this trouble. and it's expensive! but ultimately they cannot be arsed with all the paperwork & the hassle of putting a mzungu in the cell for the night so they expect a resolution in greenbacks to be forthcoming at some stage. what happens if a mzungu holds out much past that i wouldn't like to say, maybe someone on here can say if that's what they've done 'because they won't pay up.

[Miranda256]

Thanks Miranda for your detailed information.

I booked Nairobi for 10 days in February. Its my second trip there. That a lot of girls in Nairobi are ready to flirt I can mainly confirm though I would not describe Nairobi as easy a hunting region as Mombasa.

Did you also visit the University grounds for hunting matters?

I've only spent a couple days in Mombasa & whilst it certainly is easy there, Nairobi is too but in different ways I feel. The Mombasa coastal region is largely geared-up to the tourist trade so is like many such tropical tourist destinations around the World. Nairobi is different, it's a much bigger city for starters & there are much greater extremes of wealth-it's a much wealthier place than Mombasa but also has many more out & out slums than Mombasa does. Nairobi is a working city & an economic hub in ways Mombasa isn't so many are attracted from upcountry (and the coastal region) to Nairobi with the promise of work. Many end up in these slum areas. These slums provide an endless stream of young women / mums in need of money & they always know how they can get it if they have to, and you don't need to venture into the slums to find it either (definitely not advisable!). They pour into the city centre, the River Road district, Westlands etc. By night. Aside from that, there are numerous not-quite slum dwellers but still hard-up girls doing menial jobs (including Uni / College grads) who would rarely turn-down the opportunity to enrich their lives a bit. They can also be found in town too but will also be seen in Nairobi's many Shopping Malls, cafes etc.

I have certainly seen plenty of girls in Nairobi that wouldn't give a mzungu the time of day, perhaps because they don't need to (if they've got plentiful shopping bags & are dressed in a high fashion way they certainly don't need the money in any case) although I have still seen plenty of that ilk who will flirt & give the eye. I've never pursued in that direction with such women but I know it wouldn't be very difficult, I've been here long enough now to know.

Uni hunting grounds are plentiful here. Nairobi has quite a lot of Uni's including the huge Kenyatta Uni which has it's very large main campus east of town towards Thika & numerous smaller campuses dotted around the city. There are many tales here of Uni girls looking to help pay their way with a bit of 'help'. There's a few haunts in the River Road area of town that are frequented mainly by such girls but if you don't fancy being in that part of town (it's really not a safe place to be for a foreigner at night, not so bad in the day) there are numerous bars (ie. Ones close to the Kenyatta Main Campus) which are filled with such girls. There's also Daystar Uni (numerous campuses) , the East Africa Catholic Uni (which is also huge) , USIU (5000-odd students) , Nairobi Uni & more besides. There are many, many students in Nairobi all over the place in a way you'd never see in Mombasa (it does have a Uni but isn't a regional seat of learning the way Nairobi is). Who can tell how many female students are looking for 'help' with fees, living costs etc in Nairobi? Even if it's only half the females who would be willing, that's still thousands of female students! Again, this is not an avenue I've really pursued myself (I've found other avenues that work just fine!) but I have talked to women here who are Uni grads / current students themselves & had numerous chats about how they can find me pretty much any type of woman I want from amongst their friends / contacts in the student population, it's that open in some cases & shows just how many are in the same predicament that they look-out for each other in this way.

At one time I lived very near a student digs in a nice area (these would be the better-off students for starters) and on my drive to & from work I would see the female students walking along the roads who, many times, looked hot (I rarely saw the same ones twice) and more often than not would give some serious eyeball! I didn't pursue as that old adage of sh*tting on your doorstep was very much in mind but my God was I tempted on numerous occasions. And it would've been as easy as stopping the car, having a wind-down window chat & asking for a phone number before long in the conversation, an outright approach for action might not have been so successful but I'm confident some would've gone for it nonetheless, it really isn't like the West here.

[Blackwhite99]

Absolutely bang on the money Mr Arthur, and thanks for sharing your experiences!

I'd visited Nai in May 2012 for a couple of nights, stayed at the Intercon and hung out at Simmers for the fun. It's a great place to pull for ebony pussy action, afternoons was the best for non-pros.

Good luck my brother, hope to hear from you again soon.

[Miranda256]

Report sampled and confirmed. If there is no stag / bachelor party however, the house charge is 2, 000 and an additional Ksh 2,000 for the action.

I can also report on a sampling thanks to info in an earlier post on this site, although the madam tried to charge me 8k for a regular service which I quickly put her straight on. It only cost 2k all in all & the Madam complained the whole time it was much too little but still allowed the service to continue (so, therefore, it clearly wasn't too little otherwise it wouldn't have gone ahead at 2k!).

A clear case of 'Mzungu rates' being implemented as the opportunity arose. You have to beware of this all the time in Kenya, accepted Mzungus will pay more in any case (it's just the way here & not entirely unfairly) but some / many will often try it on to see if you know what you 'ought' to pay (ie. Whether you're an expat or an unknowing tourist). Even if you are a tourist, a few choice words in Swahili will quickly put them on the defensive from attempting 'tourist Mzungu rates' as they rarely expect to hear even basic Swahili from a Mzungu.

The place itself is very discreet being a large house in it's own grounds in a part of town (Hurl) full of the same such. Choice of girls (10 on this occasion) was good if not spectacular (the odd 8 perhaps) although many had that 'Massage Parlor' look about them (hardly interested in the slightest) & chemistry was only possible with one or two. The service fell to a cute petite Ugandan in very tight denim shorts that showed off a mighty fine derriere & she had a large mane of hair that made her quite the package in appearance. Opted for only CBJ (which was very good actually and she really took her time) , but in truth I've had much more passionate encounters with ladies elsewhere in Nairobi than at Massage parlors so I've not bothered to go back.

However, if you work out what 2k is in your local currency and considering she was in the room for over an hour, that's pretty top notch value in any country, considering Massage Parlors in high-class ends of town like this one.

I would recommend for sure and may one day venture back myself as it may be a totally different experience the next time, it's always so hard to tell with Parlors like this.