Nairobi

[Rwenotmen]

Lololololol, how do recommend a 'Reports of Distinction'? Brother Neddy does it again, in style!

And the Prize for the dumbest question goes to?

An excerpt.

Do woman in Africa have a pussy?

Whats the scientific proven rate of getting laid?

Do Africans live on trees?

Do they have broadband Bush drums?

Do the natives kill me on arrival and cook me in the big pot for lunch?

Do I communicate with sign language?

Do they have roads?

Is it dangerous?

Do they have power?

[Blakman]

I never do lunch or dinner. I offer my apartment or nothing. I flash my gifts before I come. Explain an abundance of time I am not a rich gringo. Curious to see what will be my success rate LOL. But I rarely divert from my strategy. Thanks for the info. Seems just about on target. What is nice. Most do not have kids.

Most of them will come and meet you for food and drinks if you send uber money.

They are all looking for $/ sponsors / or gifts in Nbi, they all want a BF offering this.

If you make it clear its a fuck and go then 90% will have their price, plenty will price themselves out chancing their luck the punter is desperate for chocolate and has plenty cash.

.

[Mombie75]

So today I spent a good 8 hrs. Texting girls from nairobi and transfering them to whatsapp. 95% Efficiency. Majority was very nice. The question is will I get to see majority of these girls or will they discuss money. Are these girls regular girls that gifts will do. Or will this long list dwindle down to like 5 if I am not willing to part with $100 bills.

Most of them will come and meet you for food and drinks if you send uber money.

They are all looking for $/ sponsors / or gifts in Nbi, they all want a BF offering this.

If you make it clear its a fuck and go then 90% will have their price, plenty will price themselves out chancing their luck the punter is desperate for chocolate and has plenty cash.

[Blakman]

So today I spent a good 8 hrs. Texting girls from Nairobi and transferring them to whatsapp. 95% Efficiency. Majority was very nice. The question is will I get to see majority of these girls or will they discuss money. Are these girls regular girls that gifts will do. Or will this long list dwindle down to like 5 if I am not willing to part with $100 bills.

[Mombie75]

The Standard sums it all up. Nairobis time honoured clubs are all but dead.

RIP!

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/amp/...cbd-party-life

A mojo is an influential talisman, or magic charm; and with all these clubs gone, Nairobi's CBD has lost its mojo.

Neddy.

At the top end of Koinange St near University Way I noticed a bar on street level that was jumping in an evening recently. I didn't get the chance to check it but maybe worth a look.

As stated, Simmers gone, F2 gone, the two on Banda St gone, Sabina Joy is a different place to several years ago. CBD seems to of gone down the restaurant / bars route but they are not the same. The CBD is finished unless you just approach what you see passing by or in shops etc.

Black Diamond in Westland seems the obvious easy option these days. I have read that K2 clubhouse can have women hunting but I've not been myself.

[Neddy69]

The Standard sums it all up. Nairobis time honoured clubs are all but dead.

RIP!

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/amp/...cbd-party-life

A mojo is an influential talisman, or magic charm; and with all these clubs gone, Nairobi's CBD has lost its mojo.

Neddy.

[Neddy69]

Thankyou for the response. Nice to see rather than a snarky attack. As I am not retired nor can I pull copious amounts of money from my behind, I Travel and subsist by working online. When I visited Kampala a couple of years ago I realised that my kind of work was not an option there. Having been all over Asia and some of South America I wanted to see if it is possible to crack Africa.

What for you need to ask dumb questions? This is a monger forum. Not a forum for digital nomads. Stay in Cambodia. There's loads of pages:

https://www.broadbandspeedchecker.co...a/Nairobi.html

https://qz.com/africa/1001477/kenya-...ed-states/amp/

So think twice before you waste space here. Here you first RTFF.

Neddy.

[Mombie75]

Thankyou for the response. Nice to see rather than a snarky attack. As I am not retired nor can I pull copious amounts of money from my behind, I Travel and subsist by working online. When I visited Kampala a couple of years ago I realised that my kind of work was not an option there. Having been all over Asia and some of South America I wanted to see if it is possible to crack Africa.

I have a friend in Mombasa who works online, he says he has great net connection. I am trying to get my job fully online and base myself in Kenya but its proving tough getting my employer to agree.

[TrueGent]

Internet can be pretty good these days. Just make sure you check it when you decide where to stay.

Power supply has got better too, do not see as many power cuts as the past.

Thankyou for the response. Nice to see rather than a snarky attack. As I am not retired nor can I pull copious amounts of money from my behind, I Travel and subsist by working online. When I visited Kampala a couple of years ago I realised that my kind of work was not an option there. Having been all over Asia and some of South America I wanted to see if it is possible to crack Africa.

[Blakman]

Casas, data sites, strip clubs, lleras park, gusto, and el centro. Taxi take you everywhere. For $4 or less. Now that's real spoon feeding. Follow the forum it will keep you more abreast than this forum. I am a cheapy charlie and do great so you should have no problem.

I like very good looking hot bodies, and I highly doubt you will get that for 3 k in Nairobi without a lot of blowback- just saying. Those are Sabina Joy prices. I must say, you do prepare a lot for a trip because you have been probing for months in this forum. Are you going to help me in Colombia? I have spoon (breast) fed your many inquiries, LOL! Recall that I said to check the meter for prepaid power levels in your ABB. A good owner will keep it topped. I tried to be cheap once and got a cheap place, and I still regret it after 3 years. The nicer places have a generator.

[Naked Gunz]

I am a 2/3 hour guy. But 3 k for all night is a steal. But I get what you are saying. I have to do Nairobi initially then mombasa. 3rd month most like be 2 weeks in uganda. How often is power outages and does most airbnb have back up..

I like very good looking hot bodies, and I highly doubt you will get that for 3 k in Nairobi without a lot of blowback- just saying. Those are Sabina Joy prices. I must say, you do prepare a lot for a trip because you have been probing for months in this forum. Are you going to help me in Colombia? I have spoon (breast) fed your many inquiries, LOL! Recall that I said to check the meter for prepaid power levels in your ABB. A good owner will keep it topped. I tried to be cheap once and got a cheap place, and I still regret it after 3 years. The nicer places have a generator.

[Naked Gunz]

And the price for the dumbest question goes to?Don't go to Nairobi. Neddy.

That's OK Neddy, let the clueless remain ignorant, more pussy for the enlightened choco lovers, hehe! Nai will never get the millions of mongers that Thailand gets because everybody knows the lions will eat them as soon as they walk out of the airport!

[Mombie75]

Sorry for the random question. What is the infrastructure like in Nairobi? In terms of internet connectivity and reliable power supply. I am a digital migrant and need a good connection for 4 hours or more at a time. I have been bumming around South America for over a year and feel it is time to move on. I have spent time in Uganda so should not be a huge culture shock. Discovering how much more expensive Chile is compared to Colombia or Brazil LOL.

Internet can be pretty good these days. Just make sure you check it when you decide where to stay.

Power supply has got better too, do not see as many power cuts as the past.

[Neddy69]

And the price for the dumbest question goes to?

An excerpt.

Do woman in Africa have a pussy?

Whats the scientific proven rate of getting laid?

Do Africans live on trees?

Do they have broadband Bush drums?

Do the natives kill me on arrival and cook me in the big pot for lunch?

Do I communicate with sign language?

Do they have roads?

Is it dangerous?

Do they have power?

Do they know what internet is?

And the price for the dumbest questions goes to.

Do yourself a favor. Lock yourself up at home where you have broadband internet.

Don't go to Nairobi.

Neddy.

[TrueGent]

Sorry for the random question. What is the infrastructure like in Nairobi? In terms of internet connectivity and reliable power supply. I am a digital migrant and need a good connection for 4 hours or more at a time. I have been bumming around South America for over a year and feel it is time to move on. I have spent time in Uganda so should not be a huge culture shock. Discovering how much more expensive Chile is compared to Colombia or Brazil LOL.