Nairobi

[RebelMc74]

Two very disappointing visits to report:

1 Pink Spa.

I was excited to visit this place and the comms by WhatsApp were good. BUT it was very hard to find and eventually ended up being a very dingy apartment. I chose a good looking girl but our room was right next to a living room in which all the other girls were chatting and listening to loud music. The was no bathroom en suite and the girl had body odour issues (I thought it was me at first and was worried but it wasn't). I got a cursory massage and then a really passive uninterested "whole thing was really poor. 2/10 5000 KES.

2 Pink Apples.

This place is in its own complex. All a bit odd. Loads of people milling about downstairs and listening to loud music, including some guys who were just sitting there. I was shown to a room and given a line up of about 15 girls. I picked one who seemed to speak good English. There was a shower en suite but the toilet was broken so I asked to move rooms. We moved to another but that one had no door between the shower and the bedroom. Again I got a cursory "massage" followed by full service but although slightly better than at the Pink Spa it was all still pretty poor. I was only with her for about 30 minutes and it cost KES8000 - really not good value. 3/10.

I hope to find a classier and better place and would not go back to either of these. Any ideas?

[Neddy69]

Today I experienced another one of those absurd burocracies which happen only in Africa. I was texted by Safaricom to show up in a shop with my passport because they have to register my data. I went there with my new passport. The old one had expired recently. But there they wanted to see both passports, old and new. Otherwise I cannot keep my number Has anybody heard of a rule to carry expired passports?

Another funny story is found on the front page of today's Standard. A Belgian guy paid more than 100 Million KSH after 3 days to the Kenyan so called 'mistery girl Felista' in order to ensure here financial security.
Lol. That is what I call overpaying and spoiling the market.

You have to read the story in the proper context. 100% money laundering. His GF is apparently pregnant. And the Kenyan tax man will take a big chunk out of this taxable gift. BS.

Neddy.

https://www.tuko.co.ke/kenya/434277-belgian-man-gave-kenyan-lover-ksh-x-discloses-pregnant/

[SceticoBlu]

Today I experienced another one of those absurd burocracies which happen only in Africa. I was texted by Safaricom to show up in a shop with my passport because they have to register my data. I went there with my new passport. The old one had expired recently. But there they wanted to see both passports, old and new. Otherwise I cannot keep my number Has anybody heard of a rule to carry expired passports?

Another funny story is found on the front page of today's Standard. A Belgian guy paid more than 100 Million KSH after 3 days to the Kenyan so called 'mistery girl Felista' in order to ensure here financial security.
Lol. That is what I call overpaying and spoiling the market.

[Univelton]

Will stay at one of the hotels (which I have not booked yet) near the Naivasha lake. Any recommendations for MP and other interesting attractions?

[Pcdilwj]

Just came back from Kenya had a blast I arrive Sept. 23 the curfew was still on the clubs were so crowded at 6 30 pm which was great for a old man like me at 64 . I just focus on online girls and girls I met in clubs 7 in Nairobi and 3 in mtwapa the most I paid a girl was 2500 (which is always for transportation) one girl who I saw more than once never wanted money for transport just had to feed her and buy some drinks. I only went to boss den twice (black diamond before) waste of time. I went to clubs like 40 40 , Milan, K1, brew bistro, gemini lounge Adlife plaza, Numero 5 a lot of eye candy I met girls who were out with their friends and was able to score twice with girls who were both college students pretty good for a a old white man the curfew was lifted while I was there so if you have the time Kenya is a blast.

[Mombie75]

Just had a few days in Nbi but was to run a few errands more than anything else.

Went to Sabina Joy 7-9 pm to watch an EPL game and there were around 20 women in, several of them were the bigger variety of the species if you are into that. The standard for me was not so good.

Went to Black Diamond, has been rebranded Boss Den keeping the initials, Fri. / Sat night's. Fri was very good with several girls I would of taken if in the mood, they were asking for 4 k. Sat was less busy. Passed by Havana but it was quite with just a few ladies in from what I could see.

[Klklklll]

Hi pals!

I'm back with my short report. I was in Nairobi during a curfew.

Tinder I could say was a waste of time but. Eventually one girl changed that.

In general I have spend few evenings with 3 different girls and that lead to nothing. With one of them I went to be-club which was open until morning. We had good fun, a lot of hugs, even some kissing and she was fuckin hot 10/10 (Brandy). Of course I had to buy some nice whisky, shisha. At 4 I came back to hotel alone and she stayed there to continue partying. Next days on WhatsApp she said few times that we can meet but eventually that never happened because she was not responding to my propositions.

Another two girls- we tried to start at dinner- which of course I had to pay for. 2-3 meeting and led to nothing.

Never again.

Tinder dinners are waste of money and time.

Never succeed on that.

I gave Tinder last chance in Nairobi, but I was very direct this time. I found hottie, slim dancer 9/10 that accepted to come to my place just to have good sex, relax, eat and drink and have more sex. She said she is not doing it for money and she can stay for all afternoon until next morning and we will do it all. OK cool, I just had to call an Uber for her. Low risk. She came to my place and we were fucking and enjoying time together for next 24 hours, during we even not leave my apartment for a minute (thanks Uber eats! She was really into licking her clit but also she was very good sucker! So most time we both spend on oral actions with lots of kissing. But also because of dancing she was able to fuck in some nice positions. Next time I come to Nairobbery definitely we going to meet more times!

Black Diamond on Westlands- I went there twice. First time at daytime and it was closed. Second time around 6:30 to 7:30 pm and there were only around 3-4 other people. So I gave up on that place.

Sabina Joy- that's my place to go. They were open since 6 am but there were just few ugly girls during morning time.

Girls starts to come there around 1 pm and were there until closing time at 8 pm (if I remember well). They ALL are coming to Sabina to fuck for money. You just can ask "how much" and that's it. All of them were asking for 1000ST and good thing you can try them in Sabina's rooms (+400). Beer was 250-300. So my strategy was to test a girl during a daytime for ST and also try to get some Whatsapp numbers for evening (and choose the best one).

Later on, after rest I was going back there at evening to pick up a girl for a whole night (one I have tested before or try with a new one). Price for all night was always between 3500 to 5000, usually 4000 worked well. At evening I could choose from 2-3 girls I liked that and could note for 7-8/10.

Most of the girls were the same everyday and just a few were changing. I got a number of one 9/10 slim 22 yo and we fucking for a couple of nights and also during one early afternoon (she came for 2 hours for 2500). She was very good at it and clean, I could try any position and she also enjoyed. Good sucker with tasty pussy too.

Also found another girl, she was new there and for my taste 9/10. Tall, bit athletic with dreadlocks with cute face and amazing deep voice that I loved. She just came to Sabina for first time because she had no money. I took her with me at noon for 2 hours (2000 damage) and after great fuck we met again at evening for a beer and eventually came back to my place for all night (4000). Unfortunately I had to leave Nairobbery but already have in my contacts 3 numbers to 9/10 girls, which one will fuck for free and two other charge 4000/ night which is great. So I can't wait to back there again!

One block from Sabina Joy was another club- Eureka. Open till 10 pm so it was getting full after 8 when Sabina was closing. Went there 3 times but girls there were uglier I would say, sometimes nothing interesting. Many of them way too big. And also kinda aggressive and very obtrusive. I took one girl back once when I was desperate and she was fucking strange in bed. Probably she took some drugs just before leave a club. Nice blowjob tho and it was only girl in Kenya that gave me a short rimming. Damage 3000 all night and she was maybe 6 or 7/10. I fucked her just once and I didn't want to do anything more. We just went to sleep until 9 am.

I don't recommend Eureka, its more hardcore than Sabina in my opinion.

I also checked strip club called Leedos (or similar) on Keekorok street in central part. Little bit hardcore area for mzungu AR night. Closed at Mondays and Tuesdays. Other days open until morning even during a curfew. I heard that's policeman's club so it could be open. Entrance was 500 and I had to buy two beers for another 700.

Unfortunately I went there at Sunday which is least busy day. There were just 5 girls, dancing on the pole one by one. One quite pretty and another one slim and fuckable. I tried to take prettier one out. She said all night is 5000 but she can't leave before 5 am so I'm not sure what "night" means. She said we can fuck there but even for one round its also 5000 so I don't know how it works there.

Waitress told me that at some days (Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays) its really dope there with much more girls and even with live fucking on the stage but never had a chance to check that. Maybe next time.

[BigHat849]

Been in town for over a week, found some girls on tinder that are of interest. I try to move to WhatsApp and then video chat to gauge how interested they are.

I've met up with one, she seems to not be a pro. Started out with dinner with decent conversation in English. Afterwards invited her to my hotel to show her a nice bottle of wine ID brought along. Needless to say a little drinking and she opened up and I was able to scratch the African itch I've had for a while. Since then she's been down to come over every night just to "relax" in my room. It's worked out as a good arrangement for a short trip and I've made clear to her that I can't be serious since I won't be staying for long. I think I've lucked out with this find, but part of me wants to try something else and I'm not sure ill strike lightening twice on tinder since a lot of these girls seem to be time wasters. Not sure if anyone has tips to help me sort the chaff so to speak before I leave.

[Mombie75]

Anybody know if Black Diamond has closed down?

[Oiste]

For a few days bring a fresh new girl who should fuck like crazy because you taking her along. If you have had steady communication with a girl from Mombasa then go solo if you feel confident though you know nothing is guaranteed until you get here. The range of price from P4P 1 k to 5 k. Personally P4P performance has sucked. 50/50 good / bad. Free or gift for pussy very good.

Sorry Blackman, you say that the range of price of P4P is from 1 k to 5 k, so from 9 to 45 dollars. Short time, I don't want nobody in the night sleeping with me. I guess that the girls of the big tree ask for 5 k or am I wrong? The girl known on the street or on the beach, without great pretensions, might ask for 1 k? Thanks.

[ChocolateHuntr]

Kenya's president just announced that the 10 pm curfew is over. Effective immediately. Let the nationwide celebrations begin.

[Pez612]

I stayed there in July 2019 and never had a problem. It is a huge surprise to read this! I had multiple guests over the course of a week and I always checked them in at the front desk. They never billed me an extra penny. I thought Nairobi was awesome. I will not stay there again; life is too short to fight with a hotel.

Just spotted this as I made a post below. I just booked a double room at the stanley (I always book a double even a single traveller). Have messaged them to make sure there is no joiner fee. If there is I will cancel and also report here.

[Pez612]

Just spotted a Trip Advisor review where they complain of being charged a guest fee. The Hilton replies apologetically, but states there is a policy to charge $75 for admitting guests after 8 pm. I've just changed my booking to Sarova Stanley. Not sure about their guest policy but I've asked them so hopefully get a postiive reply.

[NairobiGod2]

Hello,

I am a normal everyday nerd who travels the world once a year with the goal of having sex on every continent. This will be my first and likely only report. Africa was the final stop on my journey. I stayed in one of the Radisson blus in August of this year with their tight security. I suppose they are girl friendly if you consider charging about fifty usd for a visitor girl friendly. It was obvious what I was doing but from what I have heard the corruption in the Kenyan government is well known and prevalent so there is a general sense of not giving a fuck about prostitution in Kenya it seems.

As for how I did it used the site massage republic. https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-nairobi I only messaged those with the little check mark indicating verified photos and those who did what I was interested in, BDSM. I simply sorted through all the girls and picked out my top ten girls about a week before my trip. I used only whatsapp to communicate and if they didn't have a whatsapp then they didn't respond, disqualifying them so to speak. Only two of them were messaging me every day. Others were in and out at the time. Those that contacted me everyday I tried to video chat and do phone calls those that were successful I booked for my first day there. Other girls were scheduled for the day after in case the other two failed. Upon arrival and after relaxing for a while the big day came and they were late but both girls I arranged showed up at my hotel and I was satisfied. I ended up booking the second girl I fucked over and over and ended up staying in her place after I checked out and before my flight.

In conclusion the websites are reliable if you are patient. Especially for those guys that are more shy this website worked for me. ID give the girls a 7/10. Their bodies were rocking and their faces were okay. They were kind and funny and I enjoyed their company. I cannot attest to the other websites as I got bad vibes from all the other ones I have seen. There are not very many reports using the websites here because it seems a lot of people who contribute on this site are more confident than I am sincerely, a massive nerd who has seen the whole planet.

[Mombie75]

Just curious.

https://www.nairobidivas.net/

I wonder what the rate range is and if the service is GFE?

Some of them on this site would definitely make my 'to do' list. Like this one:

https://www.nairobidivas.net/model/female-lesbian-escorts/

99% fake pics. This type of thing will never work in Kenya.

Tinder, badoo still the best way to find online women.