Nairobi

[Mombie75]

Anthony8.

Plenty of those places on the list I am not sure you would want to go. Places in Umoja, Eastleigh, Kawangware, etc at night! They will be fine through the day but may not be open or have anyone in them.

You are better sticking to Westlands and places like Havana, Black Diamond now Boss Den, and Brew Bistro. Brew Bistro also has a place on Ngong Road. There are plenty other places with good crowds but I am a bit out the loop on Nbi these days.

CBD / Town during the day early evening like Sabina Joy, just find a bar with loud music and women will be available.

I can't say I would ever use streetwalkers in Kenya. High risk of HiV etc.

[Leblon]

What I like about Nairobi is the National Parks so nearby. A daily hike in Karura Forest seems affordable! Nothing but the perfect cheap Airbnb's.

I get a very bad vibe from Nairobi when I read the forum. Prices way too high, no advice on where else to go?! Hardcore pro Central Business District (CBD)? I don't even consider Dating websites.

The Soi 6 of Pattaya (ahum used to be $15 anyways), the Kabalagala of Kampala. Where I can spread the good herb amongst these fine ladies in a pocket friendly way.

CBD / Westland based on reviews I fear are going to be hardcore expensive 5 k a night or worse:

Black Diamond.

Florida Night Club.

Relax Pub & Restaurant.

New Amar Bar & Restaurant.

Ricoz Pub.

New nyanza pub.

Small World Waters.

Apple Bees.

Sabina Joy pub (reviews of 5-10 k for all night slim girls.).

Relax Inn.

Nairobi kitale club.

Tea Room Guesthouse.

Club Bavon.

Liddos.

Gabeez.

Tahiti lounge.

Obviously this is Nairobi and 2 k for the night should still be possible. I'm not much into streetwalkers and prefer bars but since CBD seems so hardcore, how are the CBD streets? Hot slim girls? I found the locations but no price info.

CBD Streetwalkers:

Koinange Street.

River road.

Accra Road.

Luthuli Avenue.

Duruma Road Latema Road.

Kirinyaga road.

Parliament Road.

Ronald Ngara.

Outside CBD I consider SW here:

Argwings Kodhek Road (Hurlingham).

12th Street (Eastleigh).

Spine Road / Nyama Villa Club (Umoja).

The stretch from Tabernacle Church to Capital Centre (South B).

Some confirmed hooker bars outside CBD, is 2 k for the night enough here? Prices please if anyone has been here:

Mirangi Bar (Eastleigh).

JK Mbuthia House Bar (Huruma).

Heshima Junior Bar and Restaurant (Pipeline Embakasi).

Club Paris (Umoja).

Nyama Villa Club & Discotheque (Umoja).

207 Lounge Bar (Maziwa).

Kipkabus Safari Club (Ngara).

Zebra Bar (Kawangware).

Airportzone club (Githurai 44).

Double M Bar & Lodging (Githurai 44).

I'm looking for the Capital Pub of Kampala in Nairobi. Any of these bars fit the description? Any help on hooker bars outside CBD would be appreciated. No way this list is this short!

I don't know so much about Nairobi but when I was there a year ago, I always went to Brew Bistro, that was nice night club, both tourist and professional girls.

Living in Nairobi is more expensive than in Mombasa, so girls ask more money. I don't know what is medium prize in Nairobi.

When Nairobi girls visit Mombasa (often, for vacation)), they ask Nairobi prices or some crazy prize, and their mouth literally drop down when I tell them that I can get girls for two thousand for night. Last time I visited Diani, one Nairobi girl asked me eight thousand, next one ten thousand, and later one twenty thousand. These were all short time prizes of course.

[XXL]

Why Hausa? Isn't that mainly spoken in norther parts of Nigeria. Isn't Senegal French and Wolof? So is French enough or do you need Wolof there? Also, what makes Seychelles go to the top of your list? I haven't seen many others talk about it before.

French will get you anywhere in Dakar.

[Taiwan Laowai]

It really depends on what your personal approach is. Personally I'm Nigerian descendant american, so I can "blend in" more than most in many countries. I personally rank them as 1. Seychelles, 2. Uganda, 3. South Africa, 4. Kenya. If I had to pick a 5th I'd say Cameroon but that's only from experience of sleeping with a few Cameroonian women that I've met in other countries as that's one of the few countries I haven't actually been to. I tend to avoid the francaphone countries after my Senegal visit because my french is very minimal, but Cameroon people tend to speak both english and french. If your french is strong, then I'd say Cameroon and Senegal are good bets too. I encountered many hot chicks in Dakar, but if you don't speak Hausa then you are pretty much screwed.

Why Hausa? Isn't that mainly spoken in norther parts of Nigeria. Isn't Senegal French and Wolof? So is French enough or do you need Wolof there? Also, what makes Seychelles go to the top of your list? I haven't seen many others talk about it before.

[EddieLima]

Somebody get this man a beer, dammit!

Wow, this is the best site-scrape I've ever seen, LOL!

I can't answer on almost any of those places. Only to say-- if you're a mzungu, I would NOT be seen *walking* the areas of most of those places at night! (Using taxi / share to go directly there, and leave. MAYBE!

A few updated items. Year 2022:

Nairobi is as cheap or as expensive as you want to make it. That's the 'beauty' of a country so corrupt. It's 'money-laudering capital of Africa' economy provides so many opportunities for the adventurous!

Want a great meal for 5 USD or less? Try one of the Highlands Restaurants. Kenyan food of course, but yummy! E. g. Highlands Restaurants. Premier on Moi Ave diagonally across from Hilton Hotel.

Want a ridiculously (even for the US) expensive meal e. G. 14 USD just for an appetizer? Try INTI restaurant at that domed building (One Africa Place) on Westlands Roundabout...

[Rwenotmen]

What I like about Nairobi is the National Parks so nearby. A daily hike in Karura Forest seems affordable! Nothing but the perfect cheap Airbnb's.

I get a very bad vibe from Nairobi when I read the forum. Prices way too high, no advice on where else to go?! Hardcore pro Central Business District (CBD)? I don't even consider Dating websites.

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Wow, this is the best site-scrape I've ever seen, LOL!

I can't answer on almost any of those places. Only to say-- if you're a mzungu, I would NOT be seen *walking* the areas of most of those places at night! (Using taxi / share to go directly there, and leave. MAYBE!

A few updated items. Year 2022:

Nairobi is as cheap or as expensive as you want to make it. That's the 'beauty' of a country so corrupt. It's 'money-laudering capital of Africa' economy provides so many opportunities for the adventurous!

Want a great meal for 5 USD or less? Try one of the Highlands Restaurants. Kenyan food of course, but yummy! E. g. Highlands Restaurants. Premier on Moi Ave diagonally across from Hilton Hotel.

Want a ridiculously (even for the US) expensive meal e. G. 14 USD just for an appetizer? Try INTI restaurant at that domed building (One Africa Place) on Westlands Roundabout.

Want a highly affordable APARTMENT, allegedly walking distance to CBD, for approx 30 USD per night? Try AirBnB listing 595244759058479447.

Want an expensive hotel ROOM for about 240 USD per night. But definitely walking-distance to Sarit Centre? Try Sankara Hotel, also near Westlands Roundabout.

Streetwalkers?

I don't know the skinny on where the best pickup spots are.

But just a few nights ago I was leaving my honey's place after midnight (after a nice BJ & bouncy session, thank-you-very-much), and I saw a few along Wood Ave, in Yaya area. Try Wood Ave from top (Argwings Khodek Rd) to bottom (Kindaruma Rd).

There're quite a few 3-4 star hotels, condos and apt buildings along that 'strip', so that must be a good 'business corridor'.

Clubs?

I'm not convince there are any more decent pickup clubs anywhere in NBO, especially after the end of the era of the sweet CBD spots. If there are any good ones, people are keeping mum. I guess they don't want a wave of wazungu to put the places on the govt's radar.

How to meet the honeys? Although it's demoralising, got to go with dating apps.

I found Tinder to be the "best" option, as the girls try to put on a best image they can. BEWARE of catfishing, it's rampant! Absolutely demand video-call before meeting; and even then, maybe a casual first meetup to ensure the goods are still good.

AfroIntroductions is definitely middle-of-the-road. Trouble is, a few real-life 9's and 10's got mzungu husbands thru there, now every slag-hag 3/4/5/6, with bad hair weaves and two or more kids, think they're going to find their soulmates on the site.

Still, it is possible to snag some half-decent 7's and 8's.

I found the 9's to be so snotty, they really believe they're too good to play-for-pay, they're going to wait for the mzungu husband, no matter what.

Tagged.com is the absolutely worse. Full of scammers (this is a sample if you see a profile that's a 9 or 10: https://taglisted.forumotion.com/t27...ar-daya-knight), mostly 2's and 3's who don't even hide that they're 2's and 3's, and most of the higher level girls (or fake profiles) are still lame.

There you go, that'll get you started. Other's can talk about the specific venues and locations.

[Anthony8]

What I like about Nairobi is the National Parks so nearby. A daily hike in Karura Forest seems affordable! Nothing but the perfect cheap Airbnb's.

The party times in CBD are over. Back in the days. Florida 2 k. Simmers. Madhouse. Even Black Diamond back in the days was fun.

I get a very bad vibe from Nairobi when I read the forum. Prices way too high, no advice on where else to go?! Hardcore pro Central Business District (CBD)? I don't even consider Dating websites.

The Soi 6 of Pattaya (ahum used to be $15 anyways), the Kabalagala of Kampala. Where I can spread the good herb amongst these fine ladies in a pocket friendly way.

CBD / Westland based on reviews I fear are going to be hardcore expensive 5 k a night or worse:

Black Diamond.

Florida Night Club.

Relax Pub & Restaurant.

New Amar Bar & Restaurant.

Ricoz Pub.

New nyanza pub.

Small World Waters.

Apple Bees.

Sabina Joy pub (reviews of 5-10 k for all night slim girls.).

Relax Inn.

Nairobi kitale club.

Tea Room Guesthouse.

Club Bavon.

Liddos.

Gabeez.

Tahiti lounge.

Obviously this is Nairobi and 2 k for the night should still be possible. I'm not much into streetwalkers and prefer bars but since CBD seems so hardcore, how are the CBD streets? Hot slim girls? I found the locations but no price info.

CBD Streetwalkers:

Koinange Street.

River road.

Accra Road.

Luthuli Avenue.

Duruma Road Latema Road.

Kirinyaga road.

Parliament Road.

Ronald Ngara.

Outside CBD I consider SW here:

Argwings Kodhek Road (Hurlingham).

12th Street (Eastleigh).

Spine Road / Nyama Villa Club (Umoja).

The stretch from Tabernacle Church to Capital Centre (South B).

Some confirmed hooker bars outside CBD, is 2 k for the night enough here? Prices please if anyone has been here:

Mirangi Bar (Eastleigh).

JK Mbuthia House Bar (Huruma).

Heshima Junior Bar and Restaurant (Pipeline Embakasi).

Club Paris (Umoja).

Nyama Villa Club & Discotheque (Umoja).

207 Lounge Bar (Maziwa).

Kipkabus Safari Club (Ngara).

Zebra Bar (Kawangware).

Airportzone club (Githurai 44).

Double M Bar & Lodging (Githurai 44).

I'm looking for the Capital Pub of Kampala in Nairobi. Any of these bars fit the description? Any help on hooker bars outside CBD would be appreciated. No way this list is this short!

[Vector313]

So far few girls I talked to willing meet, but the audacity is something else. Once girl asked $2000 for threesome, one asked IPhone and one asked $500.

I live in California, can make daily trip to Tijuana. Those exotic Mexican girls are $100 max. I guess I will have to skip Kenya and go straight to Kampala.

If there any other country where girls aren't delusional? I got similar sense from conversations with girls from Ghana.

Every girl in every african country will ask you for an iphone 12 pro max LOL. That's because they love to take selfies in club/bar mirrors and show of the 3 camera bump on the back of the phone as a flex to their IG followers and whatsapp status friends.

Don't pay them any mind. That is of course, if you want to score huge points with the right girl, you can get an iphone SE for $399. LOL.

[Vector313]

Based on your opinion about the Kenyan girls, it seems that your marriage wasnt a happy one. And based on the positive vibes from your messages, maybe the problem was not with these evil monsters the Kenyan girls.

Seeing that you only focused on the girls when my comment to the other poster clearly stated that flights, hotels, and infrastructure were also major factors in my response only tells me that you have a serious problem focusing on pussy instead of other matters of life. But that's not surprising, since resorting to ad-hominem attacks instead of addressing the point made is a common femine debate tactic, and to make my own ad-hominem attack ... your posts give off a very feminie simp energy.

Don't bother responding to me again.

[Vector313]

What would you rate as the best P4P countries in Africa?

It really depends on what your personal approach is. Personally I'm Nigerian descendant american, so I can "blend in" more than most in many countries. I personally rank them as 1. Seychelles, 2. Uganda, 3. South Africa, 4. Kenya. If I had to pick a 5th I'd say Cameroon but that's only from experience of sleeping with a few Cameroonian women that I've met in other countries as that's one of the few countries I haven't actually been to. I tend to avoid the francaphone countries after my Senegal visit because my french is very minimal, but Cameroon people tend to speak both english and french. If your french is strong, then I'd say Cameroon and Senegal are good bets too. I encountered many hot chicks in Dakar, but if you don't speak Hausa then you are pretty much screwed.

[Mombie75]

So far few girls I talked to willing meet, but the audacity is something else. Once girl asked $2000 for threesome, one asked IPhone and one asked $500.

I live in California, can make daily trip to Tijuana. Those exotic Mexican girls are $100 max. I guess I will have to skip Kenya and go straight to Kampala.

If there any other country where girls aren't delusional? I got similar sense from conversations with girls from Ghana.

Of coarse. If they think you are green they will ask, no harm in them trying to hook the odd idiot who will stump up something silly.

In reality on the ground people are mostly paying 2,3,4 k and some more than that in Nbi.

[Onojdi]

Jesus this is exactly why I stopped posting on this forum.

First off, I wasn't speaking to you. I was answering the question of a newbie.

Secondly, if you actually read what I wrote instead of getting all in your feelings, I didn't say Kenya was bad. I said for that person's particular situation, south Africa is better.

Third, I've been traveling to Kenya for over 10 years and was married to a miiikenda lady for 3 of those 10. I know wtf I'm talking about because I actually lived in the country, not just visited short vacations like you. I know the people and the infrastructure.

Stick to your own posts and stop trying to discredit others just because you fell in love with a few cheap Kenyan lays. I've been all across the African continent from Dakar to Addis too Nairobi to Luanda, niamey and back to Kigali. Kenya is cool but it's really not all that.

Based on your opinion about the Kenyan girls, it seems that your marriage wasnt a happy one. And based on the positive vibes from your messages, maybe the problem was not with these evil monsters the Kenyan girls.

[MysteryOcean]

So far few girls I talked to willing meet, but the audacity is something else. Once girl asked $2000 for threesome, one asked IPhone and one asked $500.

I live in California, can make daily trip to Tijuana. Those exotic Mexican girls are $100 max. I guess I will have to skip Kenya and go straight to Kampala.

If there any other country where girls aren't delusional? I got similar sense from conversations with girls from Ghana.

[Minty Polo]

Jesus this is exactly why I stopped posting on this forum.

First off, I wasn't speaking to you. I was answering the question of a newbie.

Secondly, if you actually read what I wrote instead of getting all in your feelings, I didn't say Kenya was bad. I said for that person's particular situation, south Africa is better.

Third, I've been traveling to Kenya for over 10 years and was married to a miiikenda lady for 3 of those 10. I know wtf I'm talking about because I actually lived in the country, not just visited short vacations like you. I know the people and the infrastructure.

Stick to your own posts and stop trying to discredit others just because you fell in love with a few cheap Kenyan lays. I've been all across the African continent from Dakar to Addis too Nairobi to Luanda, niamey and back to Kigali. Kenya is cool but it's really not all that.

What would you rate as the best P4P countries in Africa?

[Vector313]

Jesus this is exactly why I stopped posting on this forum.

First off, I wasn't speaking to you. I was answering the question of a newbie.

Secondly, if you actually read what I wrote instead of getting all in your feelings, I didn't say Kenya was bad. I said for that person's particular situation, south Africa is better.

Third, I've been traveling to Kenya for over 10 years and was married to a miiikenda lady for 3 of those 10. I know wtf I'm talking about because I actually lived in the country, not just visited short vacations like you. I know the people and the infrastructure.

Stick to your own posts and stop trying to discredit others just because you fell in love with a few cheap Kenyan lays. I've been all across the African continent from Dakar to Addis too Nairobi to Luanda, niamey and back to Kigali. Kenya is cool but it's really not all that.

I have been in Nairobi two times for two weeks and I have never experience any of these. Except traffic but it's totally common thing in every capital city.

Again, I have never met a single girl that comes close to that. I met maybe 15 different girls from all over Kenya and never ever met someone that "have a scam / dishonest attitude hidden under their friendly up front outward appearance". Never. By the way it was the opposite. I found this comment utterly misleading. So any one of you brothers, who have never been in Kenya and have plans to visit the country, be with a positive mind set, just go there and enjoy life with the crazy sex loving Kenyan girls. Don't fall victim to misleading stereotypes about local girls.

Speaking about the "dishonest attitude", I have to admit that I was the person with that attitude lol. Some girls were a little disappointed that we didn`t met more often or I promised them to meet but in fact didn`t fulfil my promise - lack of time and energy, or I just prefered other girls for that day/night.

To back up my words I'm just saying that I plan my third visit there and just can't wait to arrive again in Nairobi!