Nairobi

[Loso69]

one last piece of advice - is it safe for me (a mzungo) to go to some of the stip clubs i hear about, such as liddos and apple bees & are they worth the effort. or am i better to stay local.

the only strip club i visited was pango (f3). the cover charge was 400 kes (500 kes some nights), which also gives you free entrance to florida 2000 (f2). the girls will dance for you in the bar for free or a small tip. private lap dances (in the smoking room lol) are 1000 kes (only top removed) and 2000 kes (nude). as jamjam222 said, it's a good option to while away the time before the discos get packed. and you could get some girls' numbers and meet them outside work.

jamjam222 also visited lidos. he was the only mzungu there and none of the girls appealed to him.

another strip club is red tape. you may want to have a peek inside before going to black diamond (just across the hallway).

btw, they call them strips clubs, but the girls never strip naked! only sexily dressed pole dancing. no tits, no pussy :(

loso

[Tractor Boy]

Many thanks to all you regular mongers for the advice, I was sure you wouldn't let me down.

I will stay at Chester House and make afternoon use of Simmers, which I see is just a short walk from Chester House.

One last piece of advice - is it safe for me (a mzungo) to go to some of the stip clubs I hear about, such as Liddos and Apple Bees & are they worth the effort. Or am I better to stay local.

Thanks in advance

[Hesekiels]

... Simmers is populated practically all day long, you don't have to wait late nite for action. Most of its public is local, I saw a very few whites around... Go to Simmers, well dressed, and relax. Get a drink, sit somewhere, relax with the music. ...

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Arthur is right! Simmers was and is a good place to be! If you like a 2 hrs ST session after having had lunch, or you are looking for a nice girl for the entire night, Simmers has a good selection of cuties. However, I like it best at night when they are having live music plus dozens of nicely dressed girls there! :)

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Arthur66]

Fellow members,

I just came back from Nairobi, after one week of unmitigated fun. I would like to share with you my findings.

First of all, I stayed at the Comfort Hotel. It is a smallish hotel located outside of the town centre, it takes 20 minutes and 300 KSH each way to go to town. At 60 USD a night, it is good value for money, although a bit basic. Very friendly staff, good security, no frills. I booked a double room for a small extra charge, and it was a good idea. Restaurant and bar are present onsite. Taxi outside are in an agreement with the hotel, any issue with them go to the reception. They are nice guys as well, always tried 400 KSH, always settled for 300.

Secondly, the juicy part. After much study, I figured out that the best option for me was Simmers. Reason is that the other two standard locations do not start operating till 10 PM, which is incompatible with my need for early wake up (business). At Simmers, directly opposite the 680 hotel, you find anything you want, including beer, food, music, smoking areas, and a nice selection of girls.

Arrived on Monday morning, I hit the floor on Monday night. Scored a 25 years old lady, 1500 KSH, nice body, a bit flat as breast, but friendly and accommodating. Good oral, straight sex. Two good hours of fun.

Tuesday I took a break. Went to Simmers but did not find anything interesting, and I was kinda tired. Disadvantages of working during the day.

Wednesday I hit the jackpot. Tatjana approached me, and I was sold. Model body, slim ass, catwalk dressed, high heels, and great class. She chased me and I had no doubt. She was the one!

Shortening a long story, she came with me at the hotel (2000 KSH), and made my head spinning. Oral, vaginal, and she eventually took it even in the ass, although not to completion. She does CIM as well, and she is a real stunner, 9 on my scale. Small boobs, but her nipples are 'alive' as I seldom have seen. 22 years old, no children, good character, smoker, hairdresser student. That ass of her will fill my dreams for a long time. And she knows how to take a man. She remembers me of the Philipino girls. The more you give it to them, the more they want it. Tatjana was the same. Only danger: serious risk to loose your mind, and to get involved. Be careful.

I had her all nights, and I got completely wasted in her. She drained me.

A few advices for you all. Nairobi is a relatively safe city, never had problems downtown.

Simmers is populated practically all day long, you don't have to wait late nite for action. Most of its public is local, I saw a very few whites around.

Dress smart. Ladies will chase you down, which is the best option as you can then negotiate what you want.

Be prepared to a lot of 'I love you', 'call me baby', and the rest of the repertoire. Also be prepared to be requested to pick them up, offer them a drink, etc. I dumped the first one on these basis. 'pick me up at Simmers at 10'? Well, darling, sorry but she did not get it. She work for me, not the other way around. Keep your eyes open guys, these ladies are natural born manipulators. Always remember why you pay them.

For the clarity, I am white. I heard from colleagues that white man=money, so I might have received special treatment. But I am sure that every nice, good looking guy would easily score there.

Hotels: I would steer clear of the upper class places, Stanley included. Expensive beyond reason, I have the gut feeling that if you try to enjoy yourself, they would spoil it.

What you want is a nice, cheap and friendly place, with staff that smile at you when you come in to register your 'friend', with big beds a not pretentious. I know Comfort Hotel, but there are surely other places.

Go to Simmers, well dressed, and relax. Get a drink, sit somewhere, relax with the music. If you are white, it is your lucky day. Girls will chase you down. Just don't believe whatever they tell you.

Always use a condom! HIV is a real threat there. Do that for yourself and for you partner, spouse, fiance or occasional. It is up to us to stop this disease, and to return sex to what it has always been, fun.

And be nice. Kenyan people is friendly, so reciprocate.

Enjoy!

Kind regards,

Arthur

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[IvoryEbonyLover]

Hi there Tractor Boy,

I was in Nairobi most of last year and can heartily recommend a certain lady for you.

As a fellow regular member I cannot IM you with the contacts, but Arthur66 has them so just IM him and ask him for her number, He is in Nairobi this week.

Have fun!

[Gesheft]

Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.

A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.

Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?

The 680 is like staying in a bus station compared to the Hilton !
The Chester suites are quite ok ... not plush like the Hilton - but comfortable apartments .. and you can fill it with as many ladies as you like!

[Willyboy]

Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.

A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.

Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?

Stay away from hotel 680, very corrupt hotel.

[AhmedB75]

Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.

A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.

Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?

The location couldn't be better - 50m walk to Madhouse.

But also a lot of noise & pollution - you are in the middle of Nairobi CBD.

Apartments & furniture a bit old, but for 4500 Ks still a good choice.

They have a website, just google Chester House Nairobi.

I just stayed for 1 week at Natural Oak Apartments in Hurlingham, see my report.

[AhmedB75]

Just returned from Nairobi business & mongering trip.

Stayed at Natural Oak Apartments in Hurlingham area (10 minutes by cab to the city center or Westlands, where all the action is).

Quiet, perfectly clean, save (24h security, nice guys BTW, can also arrange for girls), full privacy and very GF. Nice people, too.

Costs: USD 95 / night for a luxury 1 bedroom penthouse apartment.

There are also smaller apartments at lower rates.

Self-catering only but everything you need is available in the apartment (kitchen, microwave, cutlery etc.), supermarkets nearby (Yaya center, Prestige Plaza, Nakumatt Junction).

Recommendable.

They have a website, just google them.

[Tractor Boy]

Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.

A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.

Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?

[Hesekiels]

I would avoid the 680 at all cost.

I second that!

However, if you have booked a double room make sure that you always register the girl before going to your room. In this case the security guards cannot hassle you!

Cheers!



Hesekiels

[Ze Gato]

Due to the current money situation my company has booked me in at the 680 hotel for my visit next week, rather than my usual choice of the Hilton.

I have read some blogs that say this hotel has ladies available in rooms on site. I have checked with the hotel and they do not have sauna / massage in the hotel - which has always been a good source of "room service" at the Hilton. Can any of you experienced mongers provide some up to date information please.

Thanks

They will be sitting at the 2nd floor bar and also at the cafe downstair. Make sure you are booked for double as the hotel has security in every floor and they are very strict. I would avoid the 680 at all cost.

[Tractor Boy]

Due to the current money situation my company has booked me in at the 680 hotel for my visit next week, rather than my usual choice of the Hilton.

I have read some blogs that say this hotel has ladies available in rooms on site. I have checked with the hotel and they do not have sauna / massage in the hotel - which has always been a good source of "room service" at the Hilton. Can any of you experienced mongers provide some up to date information please.

Thanks

[Arthur66]

I will be in Nairobi from Monday 2nd. I would love to meet other members there. Please reply or PM me if interested.

Looking forward to meeting you.

Arthur

[Loso69]

I know you had a lot of fun mate! I am still with the same girl, it worked out fine as you can understand. Sorry I didn't hang out more :)

You had a steady (non-pro) GF. I had a different (pro) GF every night. We had different agendas, but we both had fun :)

Loso