Nairobi

[MwenByen]

So when I was in Sabrina's Pub and Liddos I managed to exchange numbers with some women who worked there and we was in communication via WhatsApp. After my departure from Kenya I had these women still texting me and calling me every other day and some of them will even ask me to Mpesa them some money. Never sent them not one damn dime and just my me being honest they are asking me to send them some big money which is equivalent to $50. I had laughed at this one stipper at Liddos named Ivy for asking me for that type of money I thought that shit was ridiculous. And it's not only her it's like 7 more other girls I was getting too many messages coming to my phone with chicks asking me for money it got to the point I had log out my what's app account. Some of the girls we're starting to get sophisticated with their tactics. They were trying to convince me that we are in a relationship our sexual encounters was not transactional and next time we meet it's going to be us making love. This one chick named Constance's from Sabrina's pub she tells me everyday that she wants to have my baby and she can't wait to see me. Now keep in mind she wants me to take her on a trip to Zanzibar and Mombasa. I really can't see myself spending a couple hundred dollars on a African hooker and not only that her romance game sounds wack! At least in Asian countries they give you a stronger sense of we are really in love and they try to prove themselves heavily in order to get in your pockets. I met this one Rwandan chick in CBD she was a call girl only seen her once and she keeps talking about how she miss me and she wouldn't mind marrying me I'm the type of man she's being looking for. And one day she asked me when will I be ready to take her to Dani Beach for her birthday, never heard of the place until I used google. Unfortunately most of the women stoop messaging me when I told them that I'm out of work and I'm going through a crisis. It seems like love is very transactional in Kenya now and days. From my perspective I rather just pay to play than actually have a girlfriend while I have my stay in Kenya.

[MwenByen]

I had to the opportunity to visit this establishment at least 20 times while I was in Nairobi. This place seems to be more of a regulars bar in terms women tend to give top priority to there regulars even when they have no money to spend on them. I heard to many stories from Kenyan women trash talking local men about how they are so broke, cheap and don't like to take care of their women. And they don't like them at all I find that as nothing more than a bunch mere hogwash! They flock to these broke jokers like flies on shit and they skip over any foreigners that are in that establishment. The question is did I enjoy myself there yes I had. Other than River Road this is the only place I could recommend that had Kenyan women that was slim and it looked appealing on them overall most of the women had medium size body frames with asses to match. Made some connections with several Kenyan women with outside the club activity. The cheapest price quote I gotten was 1500 shillings with the highest price quote I gotten was 6000 bob. And it was some chick from the West of Kenya had extremely strong Sundanese features! I had a buddy of mines to propositioned her and she gave him a 1500 bob price quote I confronted her about it she just walked away from me. Rooms are 300 bob and they have a vip area for 1500 bob. I had no idea the ladies like would be posted around the corner of the bathroom stalls. They wave and try to convince you to go with them they only do that to foreigners. After a hella of a experience in Eastleigh I knew that was a tactic to over charge a tourist for sex. I had sex with 10 different women inside that establishment and let me say this. This lounge has a drink requirement I paid drinks for numerous ladies sometimes even for Kenyan women sitting in a group and the severs was not satisfied until I had something in my system. A manager had to tell them to don't bother me if I'm paying for drinks for the women there. I noticed if you buy Kenyan women drinks or some food there it doesn't knock off the price of sex with the girl. Once inside the room they still jacked up the price on me they kept saying I got money. I was like ok never again the average price given to me behind closed doors came up to 2500 bob. Two things there are different girls there every day I learned some get on the internet and find dates. And finally some women are extremely territorial about their clients this one lady chopped me in my throat after she saw me leave out the room with another woman. Ok, overall pleasant experience nice selection of women there best ones are there in the Afternoon time.

[MwenByen]

I was in Nairobi for almost 3. 5 weeks and I've been inside of that place at least 30 times. I noticed that this isn't a locals favorite type establishment as in the women tend to sit around only Kenyan men in hopes to get money from them. It's located across the street from Liddos staff is hella cool, the lounge area has a terrible stench of urine. It really don't bother me much. The hookers beg like hell but after buying too many gals in Sabrina's a beer I learned my lesson I preferred to drink my own liquor there. Cheapest quote I got for sex was 300 bob and you know that's the same price as the room. I already know when you go upstairs which I never been the price is going to increase to over 1500 bob. Some women use all types of tactics to get me to go upstairs like let's sit down and talk and drink. She has her own room here or she's a good twerker. Or she's a certified lesbian none of that worked for me the women are mostly older early 30's with middle builds there's young slim tenders that shows up. Mostly in the daytime and they tend to be less assertive than the older ones. Kenyan men mainly comes here to drink and party there is security upstairs and downstairs. I can tell it's very slow for sexual services but in a country where $400 is good money charging one customer 4000 bob can make a big difference in a loss of sales. I might give these girls a shot on my next visit there the women are very assertive in getting you in the room with so called threesomes and lesbian sex which I know is a lie. I had a buddy of mines from Uganda to proposition them in that and they told him no! I've been scammed many times by River Road streetwalkers who claimed they'll let me take pictures or videos of them but in reality just want sex when I get into the room and I noticed some River Road SW's post up in there and some of the women would say I like to be on video or photos allowed that let me know they be talking to each other.

[Mombie75]

File that report under. The manual of what not to do in Nairobi.

High risk of robbery, arrest, set up arrest, stabbed, shot, beaten.

Each to their own but when you can use tinder etc or just approach random women it is not the best way to monger for the majority of visitors.

[Tonsillol]

I don't have time to read all your other reports to make sure you are genuine but If your story is truth somehow you are playing with your life man!! Its silly to go this kind of places if you don't have any clue what are you doing and the prices you been quoted is rip off. IF you look for cheap sex and a bit more safety environment next time better go Sabina joy offer girl 1000 bob for short time +300 pay for room and don't have all this kind of problems.

I agree with you. We all like the hunting but if someone is threatened or even hurt, the fun stops!! I'm not flying for hours to have some risky holidays.

Would also suggest Sabina or this place next to eureka hotel. OK, it's not the shaking booty place like Liddos but saver than trying your luck in Umoja. But keep an eye at your belongings doesn't matter where you are. I know what I'm talking about. Would also say the price was too high, for this money you get easy a threesome for the night.

Tinder works in my opinion but you have to divide them from the ones who want to get married immediately. Talking to ladies on the street and hoping they are happy to go for fun with you is more likely a good night story. Will not working until you are not looking like a 10 on a male scale.

[Pokeris]

I stopped visiting River Road area at night and on my last day I went to that area to see a slew of African women who had brick house thick bodies of goddesses and lord behold I walked into the hotel hallway door she was there and the women began talking to me about the price demanding 5000 bob each and she was speaking to them in some language and they began pulling on me and she joined in it to. I realized I was about to get robbed and what ended up happening was that another girl who was slim had went in my pockets stole 11000 bob and a cheap cellphone that cost around 8000 bob and ran fast while pinky ran up the stairs the other girls was try to block me from entering further it was like 7 of them total. The shit happened so fast I kinda got thrown off in the process I almost went into primal rage they got lucky that day because my flight was due in hours and it take hours to clear Kenya security screening. A woman who witnessed it eventually told me later on over a phone call that those women I got into with (pinky and Taz gals) was mamas (pimps).

I don't have time to read all your other reports to make sure you are genuine but If your story is truth somehow you are playing with your life man!! Its silly to go this kind of places if you don't have any clue what are you doing and the prices you been quoted is rip off. IF you look for cheap sex and a bit more safety environment next time better go Sabina joy offer girl 1000 bob for short time +300 pay for room and don't have all this kind of problems.

[MwenByen]

Nairobi has a ridiculous amount of crime going on and if one was to sit in there hotel room and tune on the tv. You'll see it on the evening news even though the people are considered friendly doesn't necessarily makes sense to show off to a stranger that you potentially has wealth. There's a whole lot I want to say but I'm going to opted out from doing so. A dating is good for a meet and greet I'm pretty sure you'll find some out there that's willing to do it but when I used Tinder it was mostly Caucasian and Indian women on there. There's some misleading information on this site I read on here that made cashiers, hotel receptionists even working class women such as doctors and lawyers seem like sluts who's desperately willing to fuck guys from Europe or European background and that's not true. The media hides the fact that some guys are gullible and they get robbed quite often in Nairobi and they do have women to set you up. I picked on this when I came to the more urban areas there's a strong demand from the local women for gangster men in the Kenyan culture. And you're hearing this from a guy that's part black / African. Like I said proceed with caution when showing you got money 2 Rivers Mall is a luxury mall in Nairobi.

Hi everyone,

I am thinking of staying for a week at the Holiday Inn attached to the Two Rivers Mall. I am a late forties Canadian Caucasian that is in good shape and look young for my age. What would be my success of talking to random women at the mall between the ages of 25 too 45 and progressing to drinks / dinner and fun back at my hotel? What about tinder, do you think girls would be willing to come to Twoo Rivers Mall to meet me? Or is it better to stay somewhere else? Thanks so much for your help.

[MwenByen]

While in Nairobi I've been on River Road and it's connecting streets in the night time. I for one can say this they have some very shady characters to come from Umoja at least that's what they claim to set up shop and get their money from. The Kenyan women on River Road can be extremely aggressive and can potentially become violent during a discussion over the price of service. And by the way these women normally post up by Durma street and they normally run in packs and unfortunately I became a victim to them on my last day in Nairobi. While the Tanzania women who work that strip can become 2 times more aggressive than the Kenyan women LOL these girls will pretend like shit is cool until after sex is over with and then ask for money if you nice enough to do it they demand more in a threatening manner. And to be honest these girls run in packs also they claim for there safety due to the fact it's been recent attacks on women and customers refusing to pay. Coming to find out after fucking one of them she let her friend in the room and she's a lock on the door and both of them have knives demanding I pay 2000 bob more or else. I wasn't intimidated at all I easily disarmed one of them and asked the other to open unlocked the door and they began following me yelling and screaming he does not pay. By the way these tramps can be found by Gikomba streets and it's back areas with a landmark being a coach bus station area. You can tell some of these girls are in gangs and they get off by getting shit started with men who they think won't put they're foot in there ass! I ran into some bad apples over there on that strip but overall I met some cool ones in Kenya most women are the pimps on the streets and it was clearly explained to me and it's not necessarily that much of a profitable business mainly due to the high cost of living and low wages of male clients. Now these mamas as they are sometimes referred to can get a man to do something too you and that's only when he's around. There's plenty of fun to be had dealing with these girls there's always different girls out at night sometimes you see the same faces out but majority it's a new face out every night from what I've been seeing some were highly attractive looking ghetto girls while some look like below average looking girls to terrible looking drug addicts! When some of these girls get like 3000 bob they get the fuck on off that part of town mainly because of robbers or other women who try to strong are them for money. The cheapest quote I got was 350 bob and that's normally a scammer who's going to try to get more money out of you after the service is over with. Highest price I got quoted was 5000 bob. The highest I paid was 3000 bob with a tip only because some content was created most of the women charged me the local price 1000 bob and some offered to sleepover with unlimited sex for 5000 bob. Could they be trusted yes but I wasn't interested in that. Hotels charge on the average 500 bob for a one hour visit. The cheapest price I got was only 200 bob and that was because I was a regular there. Now some of those hotels have bed bugs and they haven't ate for days and I found that out the hard way when they got me. Overall I'll say proceed with extreme caution in that area here is the reason why some of those women in that area will say stupid shit to you when you pass them by this one lady who appears to be highly aggressive who went by the name of Pinkie started cussing me out so I started flirting with her mistake number one I should've left her alone and she began demanding I buy her some weed, coc, and perks and some local liquor that cost over 1000 bob in total that would've been 4500 bob on top of her 3000 bob service charge. I declined all of the above and she became enraged. Some Kenyan man asked her was everything ok and what's my problem mistake # 2 I slung him to the ground. I kept coming to that area (mistake #3) after getting into it with 3 different Tanzanian women and refusing to pay Pinky came to realize that I'm not afraid of the streets of Nairobi and word got back to me that she was going have me dealt with. I stopped visiting River Road area at night and on my last day I went to that area to see a slew of African women who had brick house thick bodies of goddesses and lord behold I walked into the hotel hallway door she was there and the women began talking to me about the price demanding 5000 bob each and she was speaking to them in some language and they began pulling on me and she joined in it to. I realized I was about to get robbed and what ended up happening was that another girl who was slim had went in my pockets stole 11000 bob and a cheap cellphone that cost around 8000 bob and ran fast while pinky ran up the stairs the other girls was try to block me from entering further it was like 7 of them total. The shit happened so fast I kinda got thrown off in the process I almost went into primal rage they got lucky that day because my flight was due in hours and it take hours to clear Kenya security screening. A woman who witnessed it eventually told me later on over a phone call that those women I got into with (pinky and Taz gals) was mamas (pimps).

[Lakeside32]

To be honest I only been to 4 and for some odd reason they are extremely well hidden. On my first night in Nairobi I went to Umoja I walked up to a taxi cab driver and I asked him for a hole in the wall area were women dance and have sex with he told me about two locations in some apartments in Umoja. He told me he'll translate for me and he'll wait for me until I'm done for 3000 bob which seemed kinda reasonable. First place the guy took me to was in a extremely rundown apartment building with some Shiesty looking guys posted out front. They were frantically speaking to me in Kiswahili and upon coming inside it was a bunch dark skin African women with very nice looking shape dancing but they didn't look that clean. Lots of people drinking and smoking brought my taxi driver something to drink. And I called a chick over she wasn't from Kenya but from Tanzania. My taxi cab driver translated for me and she escorted me to a room I had to pay 200 bob for a bed that appeared to have bed bugs on it. Ok I offered to pay her 500 bob for some pictures and another 500 bob for a video of her twerking she agreed. After I was done I got the hell out of there and proceeded to head to the next shake joint. And by the way I was getting stares from the locals like hell but it wasn't nothing to make me feel uncomfortable. The next place I went to in Umoja was ran by some Nigerians and it was in a run down building I think it place was half locals and half west Africans inside. 15 women inside of that looked like they were of East African descent it wasn't much of a strip club but just Lingerie models serving drinks and foods with casual conversations going on I'm pretty sure sex could've been exchanged there but after that last visit I wasn't going to find out about this one neither. After 20 minutes inside and the women protecting men passed out due alcohol toxicity I left and asked my taxi driver to drop me off at Small Water Worlds strip club. He didn't know the address therefore I had to give it to him by via google. When I got there I arrived at a building that had no name. But there was a bouncer outside wearing regular street clothes. I asked him about the place and he told me it was this location. I walked inside and I had to go up roughly 7 flights of stairs to reach the place. Once inside I had to pay a 200 bob entry fee and I was greeted by the staff. They were playing mostly reggae music while the other strip joints in Umoja was playing gangster rap music. The locals were mostly valued by the women I noticed a trend the foreigners might have money but the women are mostly interested in the local men sometimes they'll even stop dancing for you even after getting paid 3000 bob after only 3 or 4 songs. It was 6 women dancing and they all stayed in Umoja. And some of these chicks look like rough looking hood girls. I witnessed the bouncer kick out 3 African men for harassing the dancers. Some of the girls in that strip club stink also. Just to be honest with you and I worked out a deal to have a threesome inside the VIP room for 5000 bob the VIP price was 300 bob.

I thought I was tough enough for this mission until you mentioned stinky and bedbugs, LOL.

[MwenByen]

To be honest I only been to 4 and for some odd reason they are extremely well hidden. On my first night in Nairobi I went to Umoja I walked up to a taxi cab driver and I asked him for a hole in the wall area were women dance and have sex with he told me about two locations in some apartments in Umoja. He told me he'll translate for me and he'll wait for me until I'm done for 3000 bob which seemed kinda reasonable. First place the guy took me to was in a extremely rundown apartment building with some Shiesty looking guys posted out front. They were frantically speaking to me in Kiswahili and upon coming inside it was a bunch dark skin African women with very nice looking shape dancing but they didn't look that clean. Lots of people drinking and smoking brought my taxi driver something to drink. And I called a chick over she wasn't from Kenya but from Tanzania. My taxi cab driver translated for me and she escorted me to a room I had to pay 200 bob for a bed that appeared to have bed bugs on it. Ok I offered to pay her 500 bob for some pictures and another 500 bob for a video of her twerking she agreed. After I was done I got the hell out of there and proceeded to head to the next shake joint. And by the way I was getting stares from the locals like hell but it wasn't nothing to make me feel uncomfortable. The next place I went to in Umoja was ran by some Nigerians and it was in a run down building I think it place was half locals and half west Africans inside. 15 women inside of that looked like they were of East African descent it wasn't much of a strip club but just Lingerie models serving drinks and foods with casual conversations going on I'm pretty sure sex could've been exchanged there but after that last visit I wasn't going to find out about this one neither. After 20 minutes inside and the women protecting men passed out due alcohol toxicity I left and asked my taxi driver to drop me off at Small Water Worlds strip club. He didn't know the address therefore I had to give it to him by via google. When I got there I arrived at a building that had no name. But there was a bouncer outside wearing regular street clothes. I asked him about the place and he told me it was this location. I walked inside and I had to go up roughly 7 flights of stairs to reach the place. Once inside I had to pay a 200 bob entry fee and I was greeted by the staff. They were playing mostly reggae music while the other strip joints in Umoja was playing gangster rap music. The locals were mostly valued by the women I noticed a trend the foreigners might have money but the women are mostly interested in the local men sometimes they'll even stop dancing for you even after getting paid 3000 bob after only 3 or 4 songs. It was 6 women dancing and they all stayed in Umoja. And some of these chicks look like rough looking hood girls. I witnessed the bouncer kick out 3 African men for harassing the dancers. Some of the girls in that strip club stink also. Just to be honest with you and I worked out a deal to have a threesome inside the VIP room for 5000 bob the VIP price was 300 bob. To be honest it was actually 5000 bob gone down the drain in a bizarre twist of fate. Word must of got out that it was about to happen and I noticed that more strippers with some clients came into watch as if it was live porn. Dudes was touching on the women while they was giving me a bbj it got to the point I had to leave. I wasn't mad but the VIP was a big open area and anyone can see what you're doing. And as I was about to leave I told the staff I was going to come back but not drunk because your wallet might come up missing in that place. Walking down river Road it was flooded with prostitutes who mainly claimed to stay in Umoja some of them were very nice and submissive women. While a lot of them were very aggressive, loud and out right violent! Unfortunately I had to walk pass the ghetto ones to get to Liddos I paid this one woman 500 bob to show me the direction she stopped at an incredibly dark street and this is CBD after midnight by the way and it had people moving in the shadows I proceeded and I asked this one old Kenyan man for the location and he showed me I had doubts until the bouncer showed me his uniform nice looking lady upstairs at the desk. And I walked inside a place that had African women of all shapes and sizes. That were mostly attractive brought the ladies some drinks kinda expensive you have purchase 2 bottles of anything there. Purchased the begging waiters there a drink and fast forwarding I ended upstairs with the hostess in the VIP room. There vip room was 4500 bob it accepts cards or Mpesa and she wanted roughly 3500 bob but worked it down to 3000. She showered and got undressed and she wanted me to film the encounter can't say no to that. We laid in the bed for another 1 hour and I left because it was getting late like 3 in the morning I had no idea what was lurking out in CBD at night. I walked around the corner and caught a moto taxi to my hotel and I visited those places like twice more during my stay in Kenya.

[Tonsillol]

... She then gave me a 10 k pitch. I laughed and went home myself.

10 k is the line where I think laughing and leaving or negotiating. Depends at some points like attitude, same fun level, etc. Was last year at Brew Bistro talking to two Ladies, we had some funny discussions. They offer me to go with them for each 15 k! At this point there were no room for discussion cause even when you bring them down to 4 or 5 k I think the "service" will lost. So I decided to say gentle goodbye to them.

To pay upfront is a red flag for me and it was not the first time to send them away even when she was at my place. Had such nonsense behavior from some nigerian Ladies in Dubai but also for only one time in Kampala while we were sitting in a taxi to my place. I immediately stopped the taxi and wished her a good night. Knowing that this means going home alone but I can't accept such stupidity.

[World Jockey]

And if they ask you for money *before* you meet, that's a big red flag, I'm guessing?

Damn, 2,000 kes for a night! I am sure the foreign guy who posted that he paid 150 dollars for two girls feels stupid now.

Happy that the Kenyan man are not willing to pay overpriced for a girl. You need to understand this too, Kenyan girls love sex, especially with foreign, so if she says 10,000, it's just the opening price, she will get down even to 3000-4000 kes for a night, trust me.

True. Even some foreigners know they deal. Last time I was in bistro I was eying two girls. A guy walked up to the one I really like and was dancing with her for about an hour so I talked to the friend.

Eventually I looked over and the dude was gone. I asked the friend is he coming back she was like nope. She then gave me a 10 k pitch. I laughed and went home myself.

[World Jockey]

And if they ask you for money *before* you meet, that's a big red flag, I'm guessing?

In Kenya not necessarily. They are so used to asking its like breathing for them. In any other country I've been to ID say yes LOL.

The thing is with so many available women in Kenya I just move on to the next if they ask for money up front. And in all hoesty if you tell the one you are meeting no its not like she will throw you away. Oncce Mr Mzungu is in her contacts he is there forever.

[Mombie75]

In 22 yrs the most I have ever paid is 5 k and that was a one off in Nairobi.

I always give 3 k regardless even if we agree on 2 k.

$150, madness.

[King Amir]

Big shoutouts to the guys for providing what to expect to pay and what not to pay in Nairobi unfortunately some of the information is misleading and while the other information is your mileage may vary. Anytime you want to how much is too much to pay for sex with a local native; well hell just ask the native man of that country. So apparently 1000 bob is the local price and Kenyan women often refer to guys who can only pay that is broke (trust me the used blank word a lot around black guys! Through out my encounter most women charged me that price around 60% of the time. Bad bitches want roughly 5000 bob from foreign men but some will settle for 3000. Women will try to lure you in with a 500 bob special when you get in that room after sex all hell is going to break loose 100% guaranteed!

Overnight or all day price with sex included repeatedly for local men 2000 bob. And I actually got that price service but for foreign men expect to pay 5000 bob plus. Now these are the prices for women in the low end areas of CBD. Speaking of CBD I don't recommend going on River Road at night looking for cheap sex that's kinda like a bait and lure tactics some of these women have pimps or boyfriends watching their backs and they'll try to organize a committee to get you to pay more. Prostitution is illegal in Kenya and Kenyan police don't fucking play I saw with my own two eyes they jump out on some guys and slam them too the ground.

Damn, 2,000 kes for a night! I am sure the foreign guy who posted that he paid 150 dollars for two girls feels stupid now.

Happy that the Kenyan man are not willing to pay overpriced for a girl. You need to understand this too, Kenyan girls love sex, especially with foreign, so if she says 10,000, it's just the opening price, she will get down even to 3000-4000 kes for a night, trust me.