Nairobi

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Definitely appreciate the effort Jig. Very informative post. It seems like the GF factor at the Hilton is hit or miss. I wouldn't want to take that gamble and not be able to bring my women back with me. I would easily choose NOA but I'm concerned about the distance. I figure the max taxi fare would be around 500 ksh, but I'm more concerned about traffic and time burned in the backif a taxi.

It's a tough choice because hotels in CBD all seem to have something off on one way or the other. I do google map places first. It's thesis reason I like Mvuli Suites so much. I wonder how proper it would be to ask them?

I found this pic of some west African hunnies. Can I expect something similar?

[Jiggydus]

I have to concur with this advise. I'm Black but still very obviously not Kenyan. I have lived in SE D. C, West Oakland, Cali, and South Chicago. Living in those cities teaches you when you are in trouble and when your not. River Road. And beyond are not to be taken lightly. He walked around and I wouldn't even do that. This part of town is for the poorer Kenyans to get laid. A girl took me to Zimmerman, off Thika Road. That also is not a part of Nairobi to see at all, much less at night.

I DO, however, recommend LIDOS on the weekend. I got a number from a dancer there for my trip back. Take a cab there and buy the driver a beer.

Oh I was not looking to get laid. I actually rebuffed the solicitations I received. I just wanted to check out the area absent the day time hustle and bustle. I was aware of potential danger but at no time did I encounter such. Let's just say I am not afraid of the dark. The little bar I found might warrant a revisit next time I hit Nairobi. I will also check out LIDOS.

[Naked Gunz]

Otherwise, just stick to the well beaten and fucked path of online hookups and all the aforementioned night clubs. Nothing happened to me but I do know that something bad will likely happen to you if you are an overweight and drunk white guy.

I have to concur with this advise. I'm Black but still very obviously not Kenyan. I have lived in SE D. C, West Oakland, Cali, and South Chicago. Living in those cities teaches you when you are in trouble and when your not. River Road. And beyond are not to be taken lightly. He walked around and I wouldn't even do that. This part of town is for the poorer Kenyans to get laid. A girl took me to Zimmerman, off Thika Road. That also is not a part of Nairobi to see at all, much less at night.

I DO, however, recommend LIDOS on the weekend. I got a number from a dancer there for my trip back. Take a cab there and buy the driver a beer.

[Jiggydus]

Has anyone stayed at Mvuli suites located by Musuem Hill. Seems perfect, but I wonder most importantly if it is GF.

There are a ton of hotels in Nairobi but few that a Western person might feel safe in. I am a black guy and have been fairly comfortable staying "on either side of the tracks", meaning I have been good with staying upscale with foreign business people or budget with local business people.

These are the hotels I stayed at while in Nairobi:

Central Park Hotel (2011). Paid 3, 500ksh which included breakfast; no charge for guest unless guest joined you for breakfast and in that case, the cost of her breakfast was about 350ksh extra; no A / C in my room but some do have, no mosquito nets, no fans, slippery tile shower floor (did not stop me from fucking there) , but it did have got water, TV, and comfortable bed. Also have wifi but it did not work and I have noticed in different places hotel operators still have ambiguous, nonchalant attitude about restoring wifi service even now. Girl may have to leave I'd at security.

Nairobi Hiton (2013). Booked online directly with hotel and paid $160USD (room rate excluding VAT) , Hilton Gold level at time so got free upgrade to Club level. Very girl friendly in that regard but I think you might be charged extra if you have no status; acceptable Western amenities. Girl must leave I'd at security. Very close to F2 but a longer walk or short cab ride to Madhouse.

Hotel Green Court (2012. 2013). Single room allows for 1 free guest, room rate was 1, 800ksh but is now 2, 000ksh after interior renovation (same infrastructure but fresh paint, new chairs and upgraded floor tiles) ; double room which permits 4 people to occupy room runs about 4, 000ksh; just be aware of a strange policy this hotel has which does not permit members of same gender to share a bed so 2 women could not book a single and your cap on girls would be 2 in the double; of course, if the guard is not there at post, you could still slip 3 women in with you; breakfast is included. 1 for single and 2 for double so any guests is extra at cost of about 300ksh; no A / C, no fans but rooms are cool in Nov-Jan timeframe and in July when it was cold in Nairobi, no wifi, on demand hot water (proper water flow adjustment over electric coils required as too much yields a cold shower but too little could leave you scalding hot) , TV with local channels, small table, open wardrobe with shelf, no safe (one chick stole my camera which was on the fritz and ear buds to my iPad, both of which I had laying out in full view for a time but did stash the camera in my clean clothes on a shelf, I guess she saw that) , eastern designed bathroom.

Chesterhouse (2013). Was $124USD total for room as of July 2013 but I understand that rate for a studio apartment has increased to about $160USD. Comfy bed, western bathroom (just ensure the housekeeping does not switch off the water tank heaters if you are staying multiple days since those tanks are huge and you will be waiting for at least a couple of hours for water to heat up, not what you want or need if you have some beauty with you) , kitchen, breakfast for 1 included, girl friendly but girl will have to leave I'd at security. Right across from Madhouse and not too far from Simmers or TriBeCa.

Just use Google Earth to checkout locations. I believe all have their own websites but keep in mind that the photos you see are photoshopped just like those photos of food on restaurant signs and advertisements. Expect the prices to be higher at those places last stayed a year or more ago.

One other note: I was last in Nairobi in July of this year and I stayed on both sides of the tracks. When I stayed at Hotel Green Court on Latema Rd, on multiple occasions I WALKED around the area of River Rd at night time. Now I was walking like I was a black ninja (not crouched but definitely on the balls of my feet and hands already in a pseudo defensive posture, and constant checking side to side and behind me using peripheral vision - no I was not going to be a KNOCKOUT victim in Nairobi!). I observed the pockets of chicks seeking men, but my primary mission was to checkout the hotels one of the other posters had mentioned was good for finding walk-in ladies (this would alleviate you of paying for a room). The one near to Latema rd was locked up. I decided to explore the area and checkout where Reggae music was coming from. For those who are adventurous, in good shape and knowledgable in self defense tactics, you might check it out. Otherwise, just stick to the well beaten and fucked path of online hookups and all the aforementioned night clubs. Nothing happened to me but I do know that something bad will likely happen to you if you are an overweight and drunk white guy.

[Naked Gunz]

Has anyone stayed at Mvuli suites located by Musuem Hill. Seems perfect, but I wonder most importantly if it is GF.

What happened to your original choices? You can't go wrong with the two you asked about before?

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Has anyone stayed at Mvuli suites located by Musuem Hill. Seems perfect, but I wonder most importantly if it is GF.

[XTC42]

Fellow Mongers,

Have just spent two weeks in Nairobi during which time I made contact with more than half a dozen women from Afro. The majority of them stayed overnight on the first date and provided the much sought after GFE. Anyone that wants the list please inbox me. It was one happy trip

Hi Amha,

I would definitely be interested in the list as well as your experience with the girls (as stated by Ngunz below). Could you poste it here?

I have set up a few meetings on Badoo Can anyone tell me if there is a difference betweens the ladies on Badoo and Afro? I have not tried Afro so far?

Thanks

[Naked Gunz]

Fellow Mongers,

Have just spent two weeks in Nairobi during which time I made contact with more than half a dozen women from Afro. The majority of them stayed overnight on the first date and provided the much sought after GFE. Anyone that wants the list please inbox me. It was one happy trip

Were they all pro, semi-pro, non-pro? Mix? Some get quite offended at thought of taxi money.

[Amha]

Fellow Mongers,

Have just spent two weeks in Nairobi during which time I made contact with more than half a dozen women from Afro. The majority of them stayed overnight on the first date and provided the much sought after GFE. Anyone that wants the list please inbox me. It was one happy trip

[Naked Gunz]

http://www.kenya4.com/hookup.htm

Thanks

Looks like a simple affiliate site for AFF. Even the links take you back to this page! Nothing here would be worth the time, IMHO. Unless YOU are the sites owner?

[The Greek]

Just found it on the internet. No experience with any of these girls.

http://www.kenya4.com/hookup.htm

If you follow up- please update us all.

Thanks

[XTC42]

Hello gents,

Having well travelled in Africa (Tanzania, MAdagascar.) I look forward to my trip to NBO starting this Saturday 15th Dec.

Also having read through the numerous posts on NBO and don't really know where to start so if they are any fellow ISGers in the area It would be great to meet up for a drink and get your advice on the best places.

Can anyone suggest places near the intercontinental that's where I will be staying.

Ngunz and Ngong: thanks for you posts that have helped me already.

[Naked Gunz]

When I enter the area I drive slowly and take some where a drink in the small hotels (café or restaurant in Kenya) or by the big malls like galleria- tuskys. In the small hotels are most of time what targets or they hear that there is a Westerner and come inside. Offer a drink and talk ask for some information about the route etc. And scoor.Stop by a market and make a little walk and get what you want special there where are no westerners you have always success.

I'll be adding those methods to my arsenal in time when I have a lot more time there. I took the lessons already had then take me to the police for the Kenya DL. A few shillings took care of everything. I will be limiting my driving to NBO for now. Great plan, thanks for the reply Ngong.

[NGong]

Ngong. I'm divided about your posts. I'm sure it's great info that helps the VERY SEASONED NBO monger, but not very helpful to us two or three timers, much less newbies.

First, how is anyone to know of what and where your referring to? What or where is NCD or BOMA? The Nairobi forum has been, for the most part, primarily going on about Simmers and Madhouse almost since inception.

Not much else.

Second, you always mention how you drive around. Do you mind sharing your Motis Operendi (tactics)? What are you doing, offering rides? That has been drilled out of me since the days of the hitchhiker. Maybe I'm too conditioned to not expect a woman to get in a strange mans car and go, much less a young student. If that's actually works in NBO, then I just don't know that.

Me being American, has actually driven with an instructor there, just to get the feel of driving on the Brit side. I must say after seeing the many Kenyan run red lights, I'm not encouraged to get behind the wheel.

Hearing stories of car jackings on Ngong road does not help either. In other words, your confusing.

NCD Nairobi city center

Bomas of Kenya a tourist attraction and conference center in Karen.

There are more places as Simmers and Madhouse but that are the places for the people who started or not want to go on adventure.

Know that the most of the lady's in the well know places are from the suburbs and I like to explore the source.

Driving in Kenya for a real driver who has driven in New York – Paris – Rio – Bangkok is Nairobi no problem after a while you drive like others it is easy why the steer is on the right side starting direct in Nairobi is the problem but for 500 ksh you get a instructor for the drive. (do not forgot your international licence.

For the tactics I take always a round way like Nairobi center – Karen – Ngong – Kiserian – ongata Rongai – Nairobi center or Nairobi – Dagorreti – Kikuyu – Runda – Green fields – Nairobi When you take the map of Kenya and special Nairobi you can easy make you route.

When I enter the area I drive slowly and take some where a drink in the small hotels (café or restaurant in Kenya) or by the big malls like galleria- tuskys.

In the small hotels are most of time what targets or they hear that there is a Westerner and come inside. Offer a drink and talk ask for some information about the route etc. And scoor.

Stop by a market and make a little walk and get what you want special there where are no westerners you have always success.

Car jacking I drive all 10 years here by day and night a stop for close always my doors and stop for nobody even not for a accident. By a police control open alone your window and be always ready to pull out even back wards let nobody enter your car (the police must ask you for permission to enter)

Do not take any lifter and when you want to pick up a girl stop a 10- 15 meters later so that you can see of she is alone.

But for me is that hunting a adventure and I have always a score I do not like the way how it work in the city with always the same girls who are there every evening and night.

[Nguvu2]

Ngong. I'm divided about your posts. I'm sure it's great info that helps the VERY SEASONED NBO monger, but not very helpful to us two or three timers, much less newbies.

First, how is anyone to know of what and where your referring to? What or where is NCD or BOMA? The Nairobi forum has been, for the most part, primarily going on about Simmers and Madhouse almost since inception.

Not much else.

Second, you always mention how you drive around. Do you mind sharing your Motis Operendi (tactics)? What are you doing, offering rides? That has been drilled out of me since the days of the hitchhiker. Maybe I'm too conditioned to not expect a woman to get in a strange mans car and go, much less a young student. If that's actually works in NBO, then I just don't know that.

Me being American, has actually driven with an instructor there, just to get the feel of driving on the Brit side. I must say after seeing the many Kenyan run red lights, I'm not encouraged to get behind the wheel.

Hearing stories of car jackings on Ngong road does not help either. In other words, your confusing.

Ngong offers great advice. If I can help, PM me, I may be able to answer some of your questions as well. Good day.