Nairobi

[Mshemy]

Dears, planning to arrive Nairobi around 1st. Week of March for a business trip for 2-3 days only, can you please advice the shortest way to mongering in Nairobi, also any advices will be more than welcome.

[Amha]

sure these cbd hotels are central, but they are so old, geez! i was told by a provider that delta is good too, and is in cbd. don't get me wrong, if kch had chesterhouse internet speed and reliability, and were not so f*ucking cheap to provide some international tv, i'm good, that's just me. that's what i like. i've had enough guests and personal movies, booze and bar hopping to distract myself from that stuff, but feel a little ripped off because they are not providing basics for a steep price.

rinata (sp?) has long term discounts from that 150 / night. they said 750 / week. 2400 / month. i asked about guests and she seemed to misunderstand me, started talking about extra beds and stuff? my impression was that guest will not be a problem, and i always pay double. if you asked for my suggestion stay where you feel good during your down time. there are a couple a restaurants near rinata, and a fruit stand and nairobi java house on the same street across valley road.

madhouse will reopen behind chesterhouse, i'm told, in a couple months

the correct spelling is reata apartments. they are girl friendly. if you are expecting the girl to arrive on her own all you have to do is to inform reception who will then alert security. no problems at all. reata is great. nice little restaurant at the back with extremely efficient waiters and waitresses.

[Naked Gunz]

i was planning to use this spot in my upcoming visit. now i am confused. i am now in search again. is rreaneta apts a good place for mongers? what was the price on it. looking online it seems to go for about $151 a night. that is not particularly cheap. i am curious what you paid.

sure these cbd hotels are central, but they are so old, geez! i was told by a provider that delta is good too, and is in cbd. don't get me wrong, if kch had chesterhouse internet speed and reliability, and were not so f*ucking cheap to provide some international tv, i'm good, that's just me. that's what i like. i've had enough guests and personal movies, booze and bar hopping to distract myself from that stuff, but feel a little ripped off because they are not providing basics for a steep price.

rinata (sp?) has long term discounts from that 150 / night. they said 750 / week. 2400 / month. i asked about guests and she seemed to misunderstand me, started talking about extra beds and stuff? my impression was that guest will not be a problem, and i always pay double. if you asked for my suggestion stay where you feel good during your down time. there are a couple a restaurants near rinata, and a fruit stand and nairobi java house on the same street across valley road.

madhouse will reopen behind chesterhouse, i'm told, in a couple months

[Ocampo2]

Good for short term, but not long term. I would do no more than 3 days in this hotel next time.

It is clean. The staff is nice enough, and as a monger I would do a little azz kissing to staff and security. If you don't get a double guests will cost 1500 extra (day or night). They will try to charge you even if you have paid double. Just stand your ground and have them check the records. I never tried two guests though I suspect that will be an issue. A couple of my guests even had a bit of an attitude when filling out the paperwork.

I was planning to use this spot in my upcoming visit. Now I am confused. I am now in search again. Is Rreaneta APTs a good place for mongers? What was the price on it. Looking online it seems to go for about $151 a night. That is not particularly cheap. I am curious what you paid.

[Naked Gunz]

Good for short term, but not long term. I would do no more than 3 days in this hotel next time.

It is clean. The staff is nice enough, and as a monger I would do a little azz kissing to staff and security. If you don't get a double guests will cost 1500 extra (day or night). They will try to charge you even if you have paid double. Just stand your ground and have them check the records. I never tried two guests though I suspect that will be an issue. A couple of my guests even had a bit of an attitude when filling out the paperwork.

Street noise is horrible (6th floor or not) end of story. Sunday morning church noise is the worst and certainly won't help your hangover. To my horror, no DSTV! CNN, Al Jezz and BBC only 12-5AM. I am forced to endure telenovellas and a constant stream of local channel content (endless gospel or HH videos). One channel is even dedicated to in house security cams? Internet is spotty, and when they changed the pw (without informing me) it was game over. I have a 3g modem I'm using with Safaricom, but I hear Orange is better. The in house bar is ok for having a drink with your sweet thing, but it closes at 11pm. Food is OK at best (to me) , but satisfies hunger. Superior room had a mini-fridge, which worked great. Water is nice and hot. There is only 1 available outlet in the room. I had to purchase a power strip for additional gadgets. I would say 2 star and not worth what the hell I'm paying. That's it for me for CBD hotels. I took a peak at Rinata Serviced Apts. And thought I stepped into paradise. I will certainly stay there next time.

[Bajuni]

Here an article on how the locals do it:

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/enter...-dens?pageNo=1

[Naked Gunz]

Gill House massage- on Gidi Lane between Moi and Tom Mboya. Easy to miss in this hectic area. Your in the right spot when you see the big wood desk for security. Go to top level to the right (5 floors up). Pink walls and reggae music.

Owner says she there 5 yrs now. Three girls in the place. 4 to 6 at best. Setting is a small room with not so great bed. The message was actually not bad, but its been awhile since I had one. Extra full service was not bad either. She had the softest skin and azz, like silk. Rode me really nicely before I turned her over for the blastoff. She volunteered the number for a hotel visit. I would do again on a slow day.

[Nguvu2]

Hi,

Can anyone confirm if the Intercontinental is girl friendly?

IE will they add any charges to my room

Yes, they will charge and require her I'd. If in the daytime she may be able to just go up with you and not be troubled. Can't guarantee it though.

[Mongerbob]

Hi,

Can anyone confirm if the Intercontinental is girl friendly?

IE will they add any charges to my room

[Member #4349]

Thanks Biffa for your reply. And the rooms on pics look great. Who wouldn't want to go and follow your footsteps?

Have you maybe been to Gill house brothel, La Celeb or Deuham house? Are those places any good and worth checking out? How much can I expect to pay for ST?

Jovan

Only one I went to was Sabrina Joy a couple of years ago, can't recall the cost, maybe a room and girl cost about 700, then a tip if she behaved, can't remember.

Willyboy wrote a long piece outlining brothels and circumstances. I'm not sure of willys native language, except it isn't english, but take your time and I'e found his information to be good. He rails a bit much on the price, I can't quite match his prices, but then again there's always the muzungu or ferengi tax.

Understand.

Prostitution in Kenya is illegal.

Africa. Home of cheap pussy and big tits. Don't forget to outline your experiences when you get back.

[Member #4349]

For the sake of accuracy I should say the Kahama in Mtwapa is a small taxi ride away from the town, which is a good thing in my opinion as the town is really more of a truck stop rather than anything you'd want to wander around admiring the architecture etc. Havana its not.

Just next to Kahama is a small sand road that leads to the beach, the road is lined with massage shacks (and tourist trinket shacks) , and you'll be asked if you need a massage half a dozen times before you get to the beach. The main tourist attraction of that area is the beach, which is v. Nice.

There is a Kahama in Nairobi, v. Near to the short time hotel I mentioned earlier, but I've only heard poor reports about it.

[JovanBgd]

Dude, you must be following in my footsteps I stayed at the Comfort a couple of years ago and also the Kahama in Mtwapa, both good economy choices. In the Comfort try and get the top floor, away from the road, otherwise you'll be woken by delivery trucks at 5. 00am every morning, or just after you've got to sleep if you're keeping monger hours.

I walked around Konange Road at all hours, there were plenty of watchmen by buildings and I didn't feel too threatened. Simmers is only a few blocks away, and you have a handy large 24 hour Nakurmatt supermarket almost next door.

Girls from simmers will suggest short time hotels. I used one I think called "Forrest" or similar close to Ngara Road. I've attached a photo of a room at the Forrest, so you can see the standard you'd expect.

There's also a photo of Kahama included so you can see the standard of the room a bit, in fact the Kahama was possibly the best monger hotel I've been to.

Re: Sabina Joy. Its like the bar scene in Star Wars, but if you're brave go for it, a lot depends on your expectations, if you expect no toilets, stinky rooms, and a seriously grungey vibe, but with loads of girls with few or no boundaries, then you won't be far wrong. If you're expecting some kind of suave or non-earthy type thing, then you're probably headed for disappointment. YMMV.

Thanks Biffa for your reply. And the rooms on pics look great. Who wouldn't want to go and follow your footsteps?

Have you maybe been to Gill house brothel, La Celeb or Deuham house? Are those places any good and worth checking out? How much can I expect to pay for ST?

Jovan

[Member #4349]

Hey guys,

It's me again! Can someone pretty please help me out with the brothel question? And also does anyone want to meet up while in Nairobi?

I'll be arriving to Nairobi on the morning of the February 5th. I'll be staying there in the Kenya Comfort hotel for 2 days before I go to Mombasa. This is my first time in Kenya.

I RTFF and I see that the absolute hit is the Simmers. The only problem is that I am travelling with this friend and whilst in Nairobi we'll be sharing the room. He's not so much interested in mongering and I can't just tell him to get a hike.

Best option for me would be to start with a brothel. I read there are several places: Lavington 28, Gill house brothel, La Celeb, Impala hotel, some place called Deuham house on Tubman road (something like that)? Which place would you guys recommend me to go to? I would prefer during the day.

How much I can be expected to be charged for ST in a brothel? The somewhat standard price for LT is around 2000 KSH as I can see.

Yeah, I also read no matter how desperate things can turn, I should stay the fuck away from Serena Joy!

In Nairobi I'll be staying for such a short time, but in Mombasa I'll stay for over a week and I am looking forward to meeting any fellow monger. I wasn't able to book but I'll try to get a room in the Kahama, Mombasa, the mongers top choice! Anyone willing to sit for a drink or go out to a club or whatever feel free to talk to me.

Dude, you must be following in my footsteps I stayed at the Comfort a couple of years ago and also the Kahama in Mtwapa, both good economy choices. In the Comfort try and get the top floor, away from the road, otherwise you'll be woken by delivery trucks at 5. 00am every morning, or just after you've got to sleep if you're keeping monger hours.

I walked around Konange Road at all hours, there were plenty of watchmen by buildings and I didn't feel too threatened. Simmers is only a few blocks away, and you have a handy large 24 hour Nakurmatt supermarket almost next door.

Girls from simmers will suggest short time hotels. I used one I think called "Forrest" or similar close to Ngara Road. I've attached a photo of a room at the Forrest, so you can see the standard you'd expect.

There's also a photo of Kahama included so you can see the standard of the room a bit, in fact the Kahama was possibly the best monger hotel I've been to.

Re: Sabina Joy. Its like the bar scene in Star Wars, but if you're brave go for it, a lot depends on your expectations, if you expect no toilets, stinky rooms, and a seriously grungey vibe, but with loads of girls with few or no boundaries, then you won't be far wrong. If you're expecting some kind of suave or non-earthy type thing, then you're probably headed for disappointment. YMMV.

[JovanBgd]

Hey guys,

It's me again! Can someone pretty please help me out with the brothel question? And also does anyone want to meet up while in Nairobi?

I'll be arriving to Nairobi on the morning of the February 5th. I'll be staying there in the Kenya Comfort hotel for 2 days before I go to Mombasa. This is my first time in Kenya.

I RTFF and I see that the absolute hit is the Simmers. The only problem is that I am travelling with this friend and whilst in Nairobi we'll be sharing the room. He's not so much interested in mongering and I can't just tell him to get a hike.

Best option for me would be to start with a brothel. I read there are several places: Lavington 28, Gill house brothel, La Celeb, Impala hotel, some place called Deuham house on Tubman road (something like that)? Which place would you guys recommend me to go to? I would prefer during the day.

How much I can be expected to be charged for ST in a brothel? The somewhat standard price for LT is around 2000 KSH as I can see.

Yeah, I also read no matter how desperate things can turn, I should stay the fuck away from Serena Joy!

In Nairobi I'll be staying for such a short time, but in Mombasa I'll stay for over a week and I am looking forward to meeting any fellow monger. I wasn't able to book but I'll try to get a room in the Kahama, Mombasa, the mongers top choice! Anyone willing to sit for a drink or go out to a club or whatever feel free to talk to me.

[Naked Gunz]

I think I like that idea of going out of CBD but as a visitor on a budget not sure how we can do it. Its no fun doing this with a taxi. I am from Los Angeles, we have a spacial thread dedicated to something like this. We call it non-pro.

So you are not meeting just over used girls. There is a large selection in the whole country. Provide car rental recommendation please.

Thanks

I'm doing fine. Been here a week. Been in the game over thirty years and have more on my plate than I can handle. Its the pros am referring to. I only tried to give back info to people who are coming here to give them on the ground recon. I don't know who is getting 2k girls, but lets be real. I don't pick up crackheads selling a$$ on the streets of the USA, so why would I start here? I got blasted on PM by a so-called Kenya expert whose English I can barely understand is chewing my a$$ for not going to River Road. And paying S500! I don't need anybody to hold my hand here.

Business is business. A Yugo used to cost $3000, but you were lucky if you made it home.